History Main / YoureDrinkingBreastMilk

* [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/94417/seitokai-yakuindomo_v2_ch25_by_foolrulez/4 This strip]] of ''Manga/SeitokaiYakuindomo'' has Suzu's mom claim that this is the secret to her home cooking.
** In ''Manga/ImoutoWaShishunki'' by the same author, pervy science teacher Komiyama is implied to get extra milk for the office coffee [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/164233/imouto-wa-shishunki_v1_ch12_by_furinkazan/5 from another teacher]]

* Early on in the ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'' fanfic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/10195775/chapters/22642208 Guardian Blue: Season 1]]'', a thirsty Nick is told by Stu to pick whatever he wants off the Hopps family's fridge. He ends up picking, and enjoying, the breast milk from Eli, one of Judy's sisters who has a very young kit. When he's finally told he drank bunny milk instead, Nick is suitably embarrassed and even feeling guilty, but then Eli excuses herself to the outside of the burrow and promptly [[TensionCuttingLaughter loses her shit]]. Even then, Nick is the first to apologize when Eli turns in early, predicting that her baby will want a feeding in the middle of the night. It becomes a [[HeartwarmingMoments crowning]] BrickJoke [[HeartwarmingMoments of heartwarming]] later on, when Eli sends via family a bottle to Nick [[spoiler:as a humorous "get better soon" gift when he gets out of the hospital after Judy rescues him from Hell's Cauldron]]; when he finally gets to gulp it down, we have this scene:

'''Judy:''' You know that’s not for foxes, right? Why would you drink that?\

* Early on in the ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'' fanfic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/10195775/chapters/22642208 Guardian Blue: Season 1]]'', a thirsty Nick is told by Stu to pick whatever he wants off the Hopps family's fridge. He ends up picking, and enjoying, the breast milk from Eli, one of Judy's sisters who has a very young kit. When he's finally told he drank bunny milk instead, Nick is suitably embarrassed and even feeling guilty, but then Eli excuses herself to the outside of the burrow and promptly [[TensionCuttingLaughter loses her shit]]. Even then, Nick is the first to apologize when Eli turns in early, predicting that her baby will want a feeding in the middle of the night. It becomes a [[HeartwarmingMoments crowning]] BrickJoke [[HeartwarmingMoments of heartwarming]] later on, when Eli sends via family a bottle to Nick [[spoiler:as a humorous "get better soon" gift after he gets out of the hospital after Judy rescues him from Hell's Cauldron]]; when he finally gets to gulp it down, we have this scene:

'''Judy:''' Yeah, of course. First couple years of my life, like most kits. But I’m a bunny. I’m supposed to.\

'''Nick:''' Yeah, well, you drank it for two years... and you sspoiler:carried a mammal twice your weight more’n a mile upward through the guts of the city with your shoulder out of joint and then kicked a freaking crater in the road in front of Palm Market just to drag me back into the light]]... so yeah - Imma drink the milk. I’ll suck down every drop of it that gets handed to me. I figure I’ll be able to ''fly'' if I drink enough.

-->'''Judy:''' Nick, please say that was just regular milk.
'''Nick:''' Nope. Sweet. Definitely grade-A bunneh!
'''Judy:''' You know that’s not for foxes, right? Why would you drink that?
'''Nick:''' Did ''you'' ever drink it?
'''Judy:''' Yeah, of course. First couple years of my life, like most kits. But I’m a bunny. I’m supposed to.

* The punchline of this ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' [[http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/art/cupcakes-and-milkshakes-282948499 comic by MadMax]].

* An ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' guest comic by the creators of ''TheWotch'' subverted this: http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-10-20

* In ''Film/LookWhosTalking'', James, played by JohnTravolta, borrows a bottle from the fridge to put milk in his coffee. Mollie, played by Kirstie Alley, helpfully chimes in with the trope name.

* In ''Literature/ChakonaSpace'', Chakats [[AuthorAppeal normally]] drink each others milk. But there's one story where a Chakat wet nurse's roommate plays this trope completely straight, for several months before [[PronounTrouble shi]] tells [[{{Hermaphrodite}} hir]] where the stuff in hir coffee came from.

* An early conversation between a frazzled first-time mother Lori and her new nanny Francesca in ''[[AuntDimity Aunt Dimity Digs In]]'':

* In ''LookWhosTalking'', James, played by JohnTravolta, borrows a bottle from the fridge to put milk in his coffee. Mollie, played by Kirstie Alley, helpfully chimes in with the trope name.

* [[http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/employee-shows-revenge-beverage-best-served-cold-after-striking-back-office-milk-thief-1571898?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news&yptr=yahoo This]]

* Used as a gag in the ParodyCommercial for "Mother's Milk" in ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack''.

* This: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/employee-shows-revenge-beverage-best-served-cold-after-striking-back-office-milk-thief-1571898?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news&yptr=yahoo

* [[This http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/employee-shows-revenge-beverage-best-served-cold-after-striking-back-office-milk-thief-1571898?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news&yptr=yahoo]]

* Averted in one of the AbleTeam novels. Carl Lyons has to ensure a baby doesn't cry as he's smuggled past a checkpoint, so he's mixing in a drug with the breast milk. The husband just laughs at his embarrassment, telling Lyons to try some himself as it tastes sweet.

Usually a [[ComedyTropes Comedy Trope]]. For obvious reasons, you'll see less of it the more kid-friendly a work is... it tends to pop up more in PG-13 or R-rated films and comedy series that are geared more specifically toward adult audiences.

* Invoked in a sketch on ''TheKennyEverettVideoShow'' when aging rocker Sid Snot orders a cup of tea from a roadside van. The woman serving asks if he wants sugar. He says yes and she reaches into her cleavage and pulls out a couple of sugar cubes which she drops in his tea. She then asks "Milk?" and he gives a [[BreakingTheFourthWall knowing look to camera]] and says "You wouldn't dare".

Invariably, the character doing the drinking will be [[{{Squick}} squicked out]], and [[SpitTake disgustedly spit out the milk]]. The audience's reaction will vary quite a bit more, considering how [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funny]] such scenes can be [[SturgeonsLaw if done well]], and the fact that in RealLife there are many people who have a {{Fetish}} for lactation, breast milk or both, and may even be [[FetishFuel turned on]] by such scenes.

* In ''Literature/ChakonaSpace'' Chakats [[AuthorAppeal normally]] [[FetishFuel drink]] each others milk. But there's one story where a Chakat wet nurse's roommate plays this trope completely straight, for several months before [[PronounTrouble shi]] tells [[{{Hermaphrodite}} hir]] where the stuff in hir coffee came from.

* Served as a funny moment during the "Improbable Mission" sketch on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' (US version). Ryan and Colin have to prepare lunch (or something) for some foreign dignitary. Colin, a genetically modified agent, complains at one point that he lacks a "coffee gene", to which Ryan replies, "I'm not talking about ''coffee'', Mr. Moo!" Cue uproarious laughter.

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* Not explicitly stated to be breast milk, but in ''CreatureTech'', Dr. Ong drinks from a cup at a group picnic before being told that family doesn't have a cow. Assuming he's being ostracized or mocked for being [[StrawAtheist an atheist]]...

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* The punchline of this WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic [[http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/art/cupcakes-and-milkshakes-282948499 comic by MadMax]].

** This didn't go without controversy, however. Westminster City Council shut the place down for a few months pending word from Britain's Food Standards Agency (the UK's equivalent of the FDA), ironically questioning whether it was safe for human consumption. (It reopened later.) Also, LadyGaga threatened the place with a lawsuit over copyright violations, but was unsuccessful.

* In ''[[LookWhosTalking Look Who's Talking]]'', James, played by JohnTravolta, borrows a bottle from the fridge to put milk in his coffee. Mollie, played by Kirstie Alley, helpfully chimes in with the trope name.

* [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/mothers_milk/ This]] from ''WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms''.