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** Snopes.com uses this phrase to denote its sex-related entries.

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** [[{{Snopes}} Snopes.com com]] uses this phrase to denote its sex-related entries.

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** Surprisingly, that page itself is not unsafe for anywhere.
*** You sure? 'Cause if a 6 year old saw that... well, 6 year olds have a habit of repeating everything they hear or read.



*** Is that meant to imply that British schoolchildren are INNOCENT?! Whoever wrote that doesn't know how wrong they are...



** ''[[IReadThatAs Slacking]]'' off, eh?
*** More like straightening up, amiright folks? Can I get a HEY-O!



** Although some fourteen-year-old sisters know things from the conversations in the girls' bathroom at school their moms would be SHOCKED to hear. [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls Or]] HarryPotter SlashFic.

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** Although some fourteen-year-old sisters know things from the conversations in the girls' bathroom at school their moms would be SHOCKED to hear. [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls Or]] HarryPotter SlashFic.



* Does your URL include "[[ImageBoards 4chan]]"? Then it qualifies.
** Well, some of 4chan is ''[[BlatantLies technically]]'' worksafe (or supposed to be, anyway)...
*** ANYTHING that includes just "chan" in it qualifies.
**** [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Jackie Chan?]]
***** He was in a Porno
****** EEEEWWWWWWW!!! ''BRAIN BLEACH''
******* Sez you.

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* Does your URL include "[[ImageBoards 4chan]]"? chan]]"? Then it qualifies.
** Well, some of 4chan is ''[[BlatantLies technically]]'' worksafe (or supposed to be, anyway)...
*** ANYTHING that includes just "chan" in it qualifies.
**** [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Jackie Chan?]]
***** He was in a Porno
****** EEEEWWWWWWW!!! ''BRAIN BLEACH''
******* Sez you.
qualifies.



** The least dangerous category would almost certainly be VVSITPQ -- Very, Very Safe In Taxis, Probably Queer.
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** The website "How F***ed is the T?", which uses live data to determine average subway wait time, has a "SFW version" called "How's the T?", where descriptions such as "The Red Line isn't very f***ed" are changed to "The Red Line looks just fine".
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******* Sez you.
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Now Show FAMILY and workmates too

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** [=NSFW=]: Now Show ''Family'' and Workmates.
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*** Is that meant to imply that British schoolchildren are INNOCENT?! Whoever wrote that doesn't know how wrong they are...
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*** You sure? 'Cause if a 6 year old saw that... well, 6 year olds have a habit of repeating everything they hear or read.
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****** EEEEWWWWWWW!!! ''BRAIN BLEACH''
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*** More like straightening up, amiright folks? Can I get a HEY-O!
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most of the examples are made up, but you have to stop somewhere


** [=NSFBBKM=]: Not Safe For Tropers/BlackBlackKitty's Mother; i.e., anything she dislikes the sound of or is unfamiliar.
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***** He was in a Porno
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E Farm Sluts]]''

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E Farm Sluts]]''''FarmSluts''
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** [=NSFBBKM=]: Not Safe For BlackBlackKittys Mother; i.e., anything she dislikes the sound of or is unfamiliar.

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** [=NSFBBKM=]: Not Safe For BlackBlackKittys Tropers/BlackBlackKitty's Mother; i.e., anything she dislikes the sound of or is unfamiliar.

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** Although some fourteen-year-old sisters know things from the conversations in the girls' bathroom at school their moms would be SHOCKED to hear.

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** Although some fourteen-year-old sisters know things from the conversations in the girls' bathroom at school their moms would be SHOCKED to hear. [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls Or]] HarryPotter SlashFic.


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** The Lancashire Hotpots song "Esc, Alt+F4" references this.
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Also applies to school, of course. Usually even being caught simply going to sites like YouTube or FaceBook can get you in pretty big trouble there; being caught looking at anything "pornographic" will guarantee a trip to the vice principal's office, plus several detentions, or a suspension, or something similar.

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Also applies to school, of course. Usually even being caught simply going to sites like YouTube [[{{YouTube}} YouTube]] or FaceBook {{Facebook}} can get you in pretty big trouble there; being caught looking at anything "pornographic" will guarantee a trip to the vice principal's office, plus several detentions, or a suspension, or something similar.
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* [=NSFA=]: Not Safe For Anyone/Anywhere.

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* [=NSFA=]: Not Safe For Anyone/Anywhere.Anyone/Anywhere/Anything.

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* [[TheSituation NSFG]]: Not Safe For Google.




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* [[Administrivia/TheSituation NSFG]]: Not Safe For Google.



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* NSFS: Not Safe For the Soul.

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* NSFS: Not Safe For the Soul.Soul/Sanity.



* [=NSFA=]: Not Safe For Anyone.
* [=NSFL=]: Not Safe For Life.

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* [=NSFA=]: Not Safe For Anyone.
Anyone/Anywhere.
* [=NSFL=]: Not Safe For Life.Life/Lunch.
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* [[TheSituation NSFG]]: Not Safe For Google

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* [[TheSituation NSFG]]: Not Safe For GoogleGoogle.
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* [[TheSituation NSFG]]: Not Safe For Google
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http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shock.jpg

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This image is much better.


[[{{Homestuck}} http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/homestuck004600_02699_cropped_1093.png]]
[[caption-width:350:You hope nobody caught you looking at that.]]

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[[{{Homestuck}} http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/homestuck004600_02699_cropped_1093.png]]
[[caption-width:350:You hope nobody caught you looking at that.]]
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I think the "hiding the screen" makes it fit better.

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http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shock.jpg

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[[{{Homestuck}} http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shock.jpgorg/pmwiki/pub/images/homestuck004600_02699_cropped_1093.png]]
[[caption-width:350:You hope nobody caught you looking at that.]]
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This phrase can take many forms:

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This !!This phrase can take many forms:
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**** [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Jackie Chan?]]
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* Not quite on topic, but {{George MacDonald Fraser}}'s novel ''The Pyrates'' mentions a three-tier rating system upper class British girls had for upper class British boys (apparently referring to danger to one's virginity) that included, in ascending order of peril, Not Safe At Vauxhall, Not Safe In Sedan Chairs and Not Safe Anywhere.

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* Not quite on topic, but {{George MacDonald Fraser}}'s novel ''The Pyrates'' ''ThePyrates'' mentions a three-tier rating system upper class British girls had for upper class British boys (apparently referring to danger to one's virginity) that included, in ascending order of peril, Not Safe At Vauxhall, Not Safe In Sedan Chairs and Not Safe Anywhere.
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Also particularly helpful to parents who are at home - believe it or not, some people on the Internet do have small children and still find time to netsurf. These same people like to have a warning to wait until the children are in another room before clicking a link.
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* [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223 [=NSFH=]: Not Safe For Humanity.]]

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* [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223 com/comics/?strip_id=221 [=NSFH=]: Not Safe For Humanity.]]

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