History Main / LittleMissSnarker

* Penny Pingleton in the movie musical ''Film/{{Hairspray}}'' develops tendencies toward this as part of her CharacterDevelopment. Notably in this exchange with her [[spoiler:black]] boyfriend's mother:

* The little girl on ''Series/{{Friends}}'' (played by Dakota Fanning) that lived in the house that Monica & Chandler were going to buy. She has an attitude about her parents moving out, and she snarks at thirty-something Joey who is more child-like and way less mature than her.
* ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' episode "Harmony", the heroine fulfills this trope because she is a RoyalBrat.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'': Young Amelia Pond has her moments, both when she meets the Doctor as a child, and when we see flashbacks of her and Rory and Mels growing up.
%%* Dr. K in ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''. A little old at nineteen or so, but the trope fits like a glove.
* ''Series/FullHouse'':
** Stephanie Tanner is the snarkiest one in the family. She and Kimmy are frequently making off-handed jabs toward one another throughout most of the series.
** Baby Michelle and her sassy one-liners, especially when she grew up in later seasons.
%%* ''Series/DesperateHousewives'': Julie Mayer when she was young.
%%* Shannon Clemens from ''RitaRocks''.
%%* Katie Knight from ''Series/BigTimeRush'' can occasionally fit this trope.
* Megan on ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'' is as snarky as she is evil.
* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'': Cory's little sister Morgan was just TheCutie in season 1, when played by Lily Nicksay. But when she returns in season 3, [[TheOtherDarrin played by Lindsay Ridgeway]], she becomes a sarcastic character who often makes fun of her brothers, especially Cory.
* [[SassyBlackGirl Zuri Ross]] from ''Series/{{Jessie}}''. She's known for her sassy and sometimes sarcastic comments, made especially funny by the fact that she's only a 7-year-old girl.
-->'''Mrs. Chesterfield:''' [upon seeing Mr. Kipling] You people have a vicious, cold-blooded reptile living in this building?\\
'''Zuri:''' Why not? ''You'' live here.\\
'''Jessie:''' Zuri, that's not nice.\\
'''Zuri:''' Hey, we were all thinking it.

%%* Raj's little sister Dee on ''Series/WhatsHappening''.
%%* Bridgette [=DuBois=] from ''Series/{{Medium}}''.
%%* Iris, the little girl in the ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}'' episodes "Epitaph One" and "Epitaph Two" [[spoiler:once she's been imprinted with Caroline's personality.]]
%%* Poppy on ''Series/HouseOfAnubis''. A lot like her brother indeed.
* On ''Series/TheAddamsFamily'', Wednesday Addams, usually in BlackComedy way, although adaptations tend to vary as to ''how'' snarky and how dark her humor is.
* ''Series/MixedIsh'': Santamonica fits this entirely. Not only is she the youngest child, but almost everything out of her mouth is a snarky comment.

'''Leia:''' ''[under her breath]'' Granddaughter, maybe.\\

'''Leia:''' ''[smiling innocently]'' Nothing!

--> '''Danny T:''' Aight, here's the 411. The rest of Soundcheck is missing!
--> '''Otto:''' ''What?!''
--> '''Olive:''' Ohh, that's too bad.

--> '''Oprah:''' We're getting reports of "Happy Birthday" being sung at the park by large, confused groups of people.
--> '''Olympia:''' What? But that doesn't make any sense.
--> '''Oprah:''' That's why it's called ''oddness,'' Olympia. And it's ''your'' job to solve it. Please, and ''thank you.''

* Little Mary in ''Theatre/TheWomen'' has a fine time mocking the deceitful social conventions ladies like her mother are bound by.

%%* Vanilla H. of ''VideoGame/GalaxyAngel'', though in the anime, she is a bit more nonsensical than most deadpan snarkers.
* Etna from ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea}}''. Despite being ReallySevenHundredYearsOld, she appears and acts much younger than she is, as with most demons and angels. In her case, she has the look and personality of a fourteen-year old, and a lot of snarkiness to match, helped by the fact that her upbringing has made her WiseBeyondHerYears.
* Shiori Momono in ''VisualNovel/ElevenEyes'', a returnee from Italy who spends most of her time reading. The other part of her time is spent berating Tadashi. Everyone berates Tadashi, but she does it in a manner that hits him where it hurts.

%%* Jacqli of ''VideoGame/ArTonelicoIIMelodyOfMetafalica'' serves this purpose. [[spoiler:Also ReallySevenHundredYearsOld, and the BigBad of the previous game]].

* The ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'' is rather fond of this trope in several of its entries:
** Anise from ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''. She's usually money grubby yet upbeat, but when she feels a need to be a snarker (prime examples appear in the direction of [[TheHero Luke]] just after the WhamEpisode ), she does it in spades, being cruel every step of the way.
** Presea fills this role in ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'' as well, when the situation requires it. Initially, she is just an EmotionlessGirl , but after she gets better, she has a very distinct habit of dropping into a completely emotionless tone just to snark at whatever situation is calling for it.
** ''VideoGame/TalesOfZestiria'' brings us Edna, the Earth Seraph (spirits, basically) who, while being ReallySevenHundredYearsOld , is by appearance alone the youngest member of the party... yet she's capable of guilt tripping [[TheHero Sorey]] within mere scenes of joining, briefly throws Alisha into an infinite loop, and other such things that give even the series king of snark [[VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss Jade Curtiss]] a run for his money in snarky prowess.
%%* Suzu does this in ''VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia'', though this only becomes obvious in later remakes of the title/Tales of Fandom II.
%%* Jay from ''VideoGame/TalesOfLegendia'' could be considered a Deadpan Shota.
%%* Beryl from ''VideoGame/TalesOfHearts'' combines a HurricaneOfPuns with a great deal of bemoaning the {{hotblooded}}ness of her companions.
%%* Rita from ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia''.
* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'': Tetra, how sensible of you to put Link down for being a KnightTemplarBigBrother with ChronicHeroSyndrome on every given opportunity. [[spoiler: Probably also the only Princess Zelda to ever point out to Ganondorf that an EvilLaugh doesn't exactly make you seem sane.]]
* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'' Midna; though she isn't technically a little girl (she actually seems to be a young woman, or late teenager at the very least), she appears as a small and adorable imp for the majority of the game. She is snarky towards pretty much everything and everyone, though she mellows out as the game goes, due to [[TookALevelInKindness taking a level in kindness]].
* Kersti from ''VideoGame/PaperMarioStickerStar'' is like this, as is Starlow from ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory'', especially when she returns in ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiDreamTeam''. Neither character's ages are known, but they look young, and are diminuitive. Both of them use snark to put up with some of the weird crap they see. Starlow in particular is snarky towards Luigi in ''Dream Team'', though she mellows out slightly as the game goes.

-->'''Shantotto:''' ''[to Exdeath]'' Inside your head is the Void!\\
'''Shantotto:''' ''[to Cloud]'' Your hair is a distraction!\\
'''Shantotto:''' ''[to Kuja]'' Narcissists are so last Windsday!

%%* Dinah from ''VideoGame/SummonNight: Swordcraft Story 2'' is both this and a NobleDemon. She makes a good foil to the sensitive and kinda ditzy PlayerCharacter.
%%* ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'': Rachel is this in spades. And when she sees a spade, she simply calls it as such.

* [[HalfHumanHybrid Nah]] from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''. She's OlderThanSheLooks, but appears as a little girl due to being a Manakete, and is very snarky thanks to [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} her mother's behavior]] and the fact that [[spoiler:she comes from a BadFuture]]. Especially prominent in her supports with Cynthia:
-->'''Cynthia:''' So are you ready to transform for me yet or what?\\
'''Nah:''' Let me check... Nope. Still not going to do it.
* Clementine in ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead'' has her moments in Season 1. Season 2, however, has her being a good bit more witty, probably as a result of her experiences.

%%* Setsuna Kiyoura from ''VisualNovel/SchoolDays''.

* ''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT'': Duck is a male example. He is by far the most sarcastic of the four "kids". For example:
-->'''Duck:''' Snake, why couldn't you have gotten a hamster or a goldfish or something that CAN'T talk from that pet store instead of HIM? [Perry]

-->'''Chadam:''' ''[using a paper-bag puppet]'' Hey, Manda, puppet mom called and said you can't hang out with babies anymore.\\
'''Ripley:''' ''[speaking as her puppet, Amanda]'' Well, then I can't hang out with ''you!''

* Indx from ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' snarks a lot. Enough that her brother sent her a message from the future, telling her to cut down on it. It's probably a side effect of spending 1500 years in solitary.

'''Rebecca:''' ''[[[DeadpanSnarker bluntly]]]'' Okay, between the two of us, ''[[TheMedic who]]'' has the medical degree?\\

''[Joey and AP move off-screen and are almost immediately blasted back in by their enemy]''\\

--> '''Lily''': "The steps for this part are so tricky."\\
'''Saki''': "Then try dancing better."\\
'''Lily''': "Wow, ''[[SarcasmMode thanks for the tip]]''."
---> The girls rehearsing.

* Molly from ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' is one of these when she's not [[DeliberatelyCuteChild intentionally acting more innocent and naive to lower people's defenses.]]
%%* Several ''ComicBook/LoveAndRockets'' characters as kids, especially Carmen, Casimira, and Luba's niece Venus.
%%* Amelia [=McBride=] from ''ComicBook/AmeliaRules''.
* Iris West, daughter of [[ComicBook/TheFlash Wally West]], takes after her father in several ways, but most noticeably has his snarkiness.
* Valeria Richards from ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'' is an absolute queen of this. Everything that comes out of her mouth is literally snark.

%%* Heart Lamarr, the title character of ''ComicStrip/HeartOfTheCity''.
%%* Susie Derkins, from ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', provides the page quotation.
* Right from her very first appearance, Lucy van Pelt in ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' may well be considered the ''queen'' of Little Misses Snarkers. Of course, sarcasm was far from the only thing that made her what she was.

--> '''Maybelle''' [responding to 7-year-old Joyce's enquiry on whether their only brother, Jess, is leaving to further his studies in California]: "California's like 2000 miles from here (Lark Creek, Virginia). Jess can easily get there in like 30 minutes if he stays here. Yes, he's definitely not leaving town, Joyce."
* ''Fanfic/ToyHammer'''s shrunk-down, {{Fun Size}}-ified [[spoiler: {{Gender Flip}}ped God Emperor of Mankind]] is a deadpan little girl.
-->'''Michael:''' Can we all behave like adults here?\\
'''Emma:''' No, I'm still ten years old, remember?
* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'''s Send Your {{Original Character}}s fanfic, ''Fanfic/PokemonTakeTwo'', gives us Raion, a snarky ten-year-old. She's also our [[FirstPersonSmartass narrator]].
-->'''[[{{Keet}} Ry]]:''' He's my new friend!\\
'''Raion:''' Being the same gender as someone doesn't make you friends.

* Once she gets her voice, Su in ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', Conis's cloud-fox, proves to be this, [[SirSwearsALot in addition to having a particularly rough vocabulary.]] Much to Conis's chagrin.

* Vanellope von Schweetz from ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''. Among other things, she gets endless humor out of how the name ''Hero's Duty'' (the game where Ralph got his medal), sounds a lot like "Hero's Doodie."

%% * ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'': Tanya Mousekewitz in the direct-to-video sequels.

%%* Dakota Fanning's character in the movies ''Film/{{Push}}''
%%* Dakota Fanning's character ''Film/UptownGirls''
%% * Creator/DakotaFanning portrays a snarky little girl as the voice of WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}.

* 10-year-old Devon from ''Film/LawnDogs''. Snark is [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior by far the most wholesome of her methods]] for dealing with the artificial, stuck-up, pretentious world she inhabits.

-->'''Max:''' What happened? \\
'''Dani:''' A ''virgin'' ''[adjusts her witch's hat]'' lit the candle.
%%* Addie from ''Film/PaperMoon''.

%%* Mattie Ross from ''Film/TrueGrit''.

%%--> "What did you get the medal for, wiping?"
%%* ''Film/KickAss'': It's a part of Hit-Girl's LittleMissBadass ActionGirl routine.
* Penny Pingleton in the movie musical ''Film/{{Hairspray}}'' develops tendencies toward this as part of her CharacterDevelopment. Notably in this exchange with her [[spoiler: black]] boyfriend's mother:
-->'''Motormouth Maybelle:''' Oh, so this is love? Well, love is a gift, not a lot of people remember that. So you'd better brace yourself for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a never-endin' parade of stupid.\\
'''Penny:''' So you met my mom.
* ''Film/TheMeg'': Suyin's daughter Meiying provides a few moments of levity with her constant wisecracks. For instance, when first meeting Taylor, she starts off by calling him "crazy guy", and when asked where her DisappearedDad is, she replies that he's "in Taipei with a pilates instructor".

%%* Elva from the ''Literature/InheritanceCycle''.
%%* Adah in ''Literature/ThePoisonwoodBible''.

--> (Soon after the BFG has told her she will have to stay with him for the rest of her life)
--> '''Sophie''': I won't tell a soul, I swear it. How could I, anyway? I am stuck here for the rest of my life.
* Jenny Wren in [[Creator/CharlesDickens Dickens']] ''Our Mutual Friend''. She has a good reason for being so jaded, since her father's irresponsibility and severe alcoholism leave her, at the age of about thirteen, to be the responsible adult of the household.

%%** Lelani Klonk from ''One Door Away From Heaven''.
%%** Regina from ''Hideaway''.

---> '''Ginny''': I wouldn't go in the kitchen just now, there's a lot of Phlegm [[note]]Ginny's nickname for Fleur Delacour, whom she dislikes[[/note]] around.
---> '''Harry''': I'll be careful not to slip in it.

---> '''Ron''' (on trying to Apparate): I think I felt a tingling in my feet.
---> '''Hermione''': I expect your shoes are too small, Won-Won.[[note]]"Won-Won" being how Ron's love interest Lavender Brown calls him.[[/note]]
* Ivy aka The Archive from ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' makes an attempt to snark on behalf of the incapacitated protagonist. He notes that she's not very good at it yet, but [[SoProudOfYou he gets choked up nonetheless]].
* While her childish curiosity or perceived psychological instability are the character traits usually played up in adaptations, Literature/{{Alice|InWonderland}} could be surprisingly sarcastic and was never one to suffer fools gladly.
%%* Artemis, Zoë Nightshade and Thalia in the ''Literature/PercyJackson'' series. Subverted, since Artemis and Zoë turned out to be ReallySevenHundredYearsOld.
* Rachel from the ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' series. Has no problem calling out Chase when he complains about the poultice he's forced to apply by telling him that if he'd just listened to her in the first place, he probably wouldn't have been hurt by the EldritchAbomination he was surprised by and he wouldn't have to take the burning medicine.

* The littlest Whistlers don't show this, but twelve-year-old Blush has a very sardonic remark about seventeen-year-old Corelle in ''Literature/ABrothersPrice''.
* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', Ciarra manages to come a across as this despite being mute. When asked about her brother by another woman, she rolls her eyes in a way that the other woman interprets as snarky remark about him - correctly, according to Ward, who is the one they're "talking" about.
* Skeeter Traps from ''Literature/ChroniclesofMagic'' is a ten year-old girl whose sarcasm is rivaled only by her love of violence.
* Ishmael's younger sister Prudence in ''Literature/DontCallMeIshmael''. She is very intelligent ("nearly a genius") and often comments on the main characters' crazy antics, particularly [[TheDitz Razza's]]. After Razza spectacularly botches a debate out of spite she sweetly comments that it was hard to tell which side he was arguing for.
* ''Literature/TheMasterKey'': Rob's little sister, who openly insults his claim to have a flying machine, in front of their parents, and gets away with it. [[OlderThanTheyThink In 1901!]]

* Hoshino Ruri of ''Anime/MartianSuccessorNadesico'', whose CatchPhrase is "Baka bakka" ("I'm {{surrounded by idiots}}"). So much so that this trope used to be named after her.

* ''WesternAnimation/WorkItOutWombats'': Louisa, a four-year-old girl, will gladly make her opinions known by any means necessary. Her CatchPhrase is "Did you not know?" which demonstrates how she thinks she knows it all and wants everyone to know too.

* Rachel plays this role a few times in the 2005 film adaptation of ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds'', especially when she informs her father that using the bathroom "where he can see her" counts as "looking", and after he discovers that she's allergic to peanut butter:
--> '''Ray:''' Yeah? Since when?
--> '''Rachel:''' Birth.

* ''LightNovel/ChromeShelledRegios'': Felli Loss fits this rather well. She decides to call the main character "Fon-fon". When he objects, she runs through several variations of nicknames ("Lay-kun, Lay-chan, Lay-cchi, Senko no Lay...") before he finally just accepts Fon-fon.

%%* Iris from ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''.

* Karin Kurosaki from ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'', our hero's younger sister. She's the sanest person in the family aside from her brother, and her dad's antics really give her a lot to snark about.
* When Shiori of ''Manga/CastleTownDandelion'' is not the [[TokenMiniMoe cute baby]] of the siblings, she tends to speak dryly over the general wackiness of her older siblings.
* Kotoko from ''Manga/{{Chobits}}'', who just happens to be a super intelligent robot roughly the size of a small housecat.

* Saki in ''Manga/CorpsePrincess''. She has a habit of speaking aloud her contracted monk's inner thoughts.
* Felli Loss from ''LightNovel/ChromeShelledRegios'' fits this rather well. She decides to call the main character "Fon-fon". When he objects, she runs through several variations of nicknames ("Lay-kun, Lay-chan, Lay-cchi, Senko no Lay...") before he finally just accepts Fon-fon.

%%* Yurikasa Chika from ''Manga/ShrineOfTheMorningMist''.

* ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'': Chisame takes this role when she's turned into a 10 year old thanks to some liberal use of age changing pills. Before her abuse of age pills, she didn't fit the body type requirement.
%%** Evangeline
%%** To an extent, Yue Ayase.
%%* Kisaka Rui in ''Anime/JinkiExtend''.
%%* Imai Hotaru in ''Manga/GakuenAlice''.
%%** Rukia could count, being petite and shorter than nearly everyone (except for the kids).
%%* Guu from ''Anime/HareGuu'' is this trope taken to its ([[GagSeries il]])logical extreme.
%%* Kirino from ''Manga/AiKora''.
%%* Hinata from ''Manga/AhMyBuddha''. It says something about her that her pet is a miniature fire-breathing demon.
%%* Kotoko in ''Manga/{{Chobits}}'', who's actually a super-intelligent robot about the size of a guinea pig.
%%* Rio in ''Manga/{{Spiral}}'' and its prequel.
* Momoka from ''Manga/UFOBaby'' is a three-year-old little girl whose first scene in the series has her berating the heroine, Miyu, for aiding global warming by not recycling. From the back of a tricycle. Her snarkiness only increases as the series goes on.
* Miura from ''Manga/{{Yotsubato}}'' has hints of the trope, though she's more likely to use her insights to manipulate others, rather than just snark.
%%** Anya Alstreim.
%%* Jin in ''Manga/KannagiCrazyShrineMaidens'' has... let's call them 'body issues'. He acts older than he is, and a lot older than he looks.

* Loco in ''Manga/{{MAR}}''. Her aloof, gloomy attitude is sort of justified because [[spoiler:she's actually much older than she appears, a curse induced by her choice weapon keeps her adult self looking like a very coldhearted 10-year-old.]]

* Ai Haibara from ''Manga/CaseClosed'', mainly towards Conan. This is largely due to her harsh past and the fact that, like Conan, she's actually a teenager [[FountainOfYouth who was turned into a child]].
%%* Ar from ''Manga/IonoTheFanatics''. "Pedophilia is a crime, you know."
%%* Eve from ''Manga/BlackCat'', once she joins Train's group and learns more about the outside world.
%%* Anju from Manga/{{Karin}}, who is a near-epitome of EmotionlessGirl as well.
%%* Coco from ''Anime/{{Basquash}}''.
%%* Rima in ''Manga/ShugoChara''.
%%* Micchon in ''Anime/EdenOfTheEast''.
* Saki Amano from ''Manga/{{Kanamemo}}'', who, despite being in elementary school, knows when the employees at her office act out of line and isn't afraid to tell them so.
%%* Ciel Phantomhive of ''Manga/BlackButler'' is a male example.

%%* Shokatsuryou Koumei from ''Manga/IkkiTousen'' lives and breathes this trope, which is to be expected from an eight year old reincarnation of [[TheStrategist Zhuge Liang]].
* Pan in ''Anime/DragonBallGT''. It helps that Trunks is much more easily scared in this continuity, due to not having gone through the hardships Future Trunks did.
%%* Luna/Luka from ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'' fits this to an extent, especially when it comes to her [[HalfIdenticalTwins Half-Identical twin brother's]] schemes.
%%* Kotori Makino from ''Manga/KoeDeOshigoto'', with a good amount of EmotionlessGirl thrown in.

* Kana from ''Manga/SoulEaterNot'' is a FortuneTeller who snarks with Tarot cards.
%%* Rokujo Miharu from ''Manga/NabariNoOu'' fits, at least in the beginning of the series.
%%* Chibiusa from ''Manga/SailorMoon''
%%* [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Wy]] from ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' is the {{Only Sane|Man}} [[WomenAreWiser Woman]] of the [[IJustWantToBeSpecial micronations]].
%%* Ako from ''Anime/SuitePrettyCure''.

* ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower'': Poppy Proudfellow is a Harfoot full of sassy one-liners.

* ''Fanfic/ToyHammer'''s shrunk-down, {{Fun Size}}-ified [[spoiler: {{Gender Flip}}ped God Emperor of Mankind]] is a deadpan loli.

* Youtuber Luke Abercrombie ends up coming across a real life one in one of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoeJkMAYaBs omegle videos]].
--->'''Luke:''' That's a child!
--->'''Child:''' And that's an ugly pimply [[PrecisionFStrike bitch]]!

* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'': Buttercup has some funny snarky oneliners and sass along with it. For a kindergartner she's pretty snarky.

* Ivy aka The Archive from ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' makes an attempt to snark on behalf of the incapacitated protagonist. He notes that she's not very good at it yet, but he gets choked up nonetheless.

* Karin Kurosaki from ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'', despite being older than Yuzu (but she's still way younger than Ichigo). She's the sanest person in the family aside from her brother, and her dad's antics really give her a lot to snark about.

%%** Alex.

%% * ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'': Anais.

* Mindy from ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'' is four (later five) years old and delivers snarky one-liners on the regular. Example:
-->'''Sean:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Do you know why that happened?]]\\
'''Mindy:''' Because you can't catch?

* ''VideoGame/MarioKart8''.along with Wendy's new voice ,she now sounds and acts like a sassy grown-up teenage girl.
* ""VideoGame/Mario+RabbidsKingdomBattle''. Since being fused with the Supamerge prior to entering the Mushroom Kingdom, Rabbid Peach's personality is exactly of what you'd expect from a stereotypical phone-addicted modern teenage girl.