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* In ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'', Cody directs the rhyme at Yolei in reaction to her increasingly-obvious crush on Ken.
* ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'': Kusano and Fujiyoshi taunt [[spoiler:Anko]] with the rhyme after she's just admitted to liking [[spoiler:Noboru]].
* ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'': When Howdy learns that Boss has a crush on Bijou, he taunts Boss by singing the rhyme.
* ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'': Kusano and Fujiyoshi taunt [[spoiler:Anko]] with the rhyme after she's just admitted to liking [[spoiler:Noboru]].
* ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'': When Howdy learns that Boss has a crush on Bijou, he taunts Boss by singing the rhyme.
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* In ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'', Cody directs this at Yolei in reaction to her increasingly-obvious crush on Ken.
* ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'': Kusano and Fujiyoshi taunt [[spoiler:Anko]] with this after she's just admitted to liking [[spoiler:Noboru]].
* ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'': When Howdy learns that Boss has a crush on Bijou, he taunts Boss by singing this.
* ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'': Kusano and Fujiyoshi taunt [[spoiler:Anko]] with this after she's just admitted to liking [[spoiler:Noboru]].
* ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'': When Howdy learns that Boss has a crush on Bijou, he taunts Boss by singing this.
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* In the ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' FanFic sporked [[http://pottersues.livejournal.com/1774.html?thread=7662 here,]] an ''[[OutOfCharacter adult]]'' Sirius Black sings this verbatim about Lupin and his RelationshipSue.
* Nat and Slouchy do this to both Sassette and Snappy when they respectively catch the bouquet and garter at the wedding of Empath and Smurfette in the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' novel (and also in the alternate timeline wedding of Hefty and Smurfette in the story "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf"), teasing them about how they're supposed to marry each other now that they both caught the bouquet and garter.
-->"Snappy and Sassette sitting in a tree, s-m-u-r-f-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Smurfling in a baby carriage!"
** Of course, Hefty as a Smurfling does this to Grouchy and Empath in "The Grouchiest Friendship" to taunt Grouchy when he sees Grouchy and Empath constantly with each other, implying HoYay.
* Nat and Slouchy do this to both Sassette and Snappy when they respectively catch the bouquet and garter at the wedding of Empath and Smurfette in the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' novel (and also in the alternate timeline wedding of Hefty and Smurfette in the story "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf"), teasing them about how they're supposed to marry each other now that they both caught the bouquet and garter.
-->"Snappy and Sassette sitting in a tree, s-m-u-r-f-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Smurfling in a baby carriage!"
** Of course, Hefty as a Smurfling does this to Grouchy and Empath in "The Grouchiest Friendship" to taunt Grouchy when he sees Grouchy and Empath constantly with each other, implying HoYay.
to:
* ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'':
** Nat and Slouchy do this to both Sassette and Snappy when they respectively [[BouquetToss catch the bouquet]] and garter at the wedding of Empath and Smurfette in the novel (and also in the alternate timeline wedding of Hefty and Smurfette in the story "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf"), teasing them about how they're supposed to marry each other now that they both caught the bouquet and garter.
--->''Snappy and Sassette sitting in a tree, s-m-u-r-f-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Smurfling in a baby carriage!''
** Hefty as a Smurfling sings the rhyme to Grouchy and Empath in "The Grouchiest Friendship" to taunt Grouchy when he sees Grouchy and Empath constantly with each other, implying HoYay.
* In the ''Franchise/HarryPotter''FanFic sporked fic {{spork}}ed [[http://pottersues.livejournal.com/1774.html?thread=7662 here,]] an ''[[OutOfCharacter adult]]'' Sirius Black sings this the rhyme verbatim about Lupin and his RelationshipSue.
* Nat and Slouchy do this to both Sassette and Snappy when they respectively catch the bouquet and garter at the wedding of Empath and Smurfette in the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' novel (and also in the alternate timeline wedding of Hefty and Smurfette in the story "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf"), teasing them about how they're supposed to marry each other now that they both caught the bouquet and garter.
-->"Snappy and Sassette sitting in a tree, s-m-u-r-f-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Smurfling in a baby carriage!"
** Of course, Hefty as a Smurfling does this to Grouchy and Empath in "The Grouchiest Friendship" to taunt Grouchy when he sees Grouchy and Empath constantly with each other, implying HoYay.RelationshipSue.
** Nat and Slouchy do this to both Sassette and Snappy when they respectively [[BouquetToss catch the bouquet]] and garter at the wedding of Empath and Smurfette in the novel (and also in the alternate timeline wedding of Hefty and Smurfette in the story "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf"), teasing them about how they're supposed to marry each other now that they both caught the bouquet and garter.
--->''Snappy and Sassette sitting in a tree, s-m-u-r-f-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Smurfling in a baby carriage!''
** Hefty as a Smurfling sings the rhyme to Grouchy and Empath in "The Grouchiest Friendship" to taunt Grouchy when he sees Grouchy and Empath constantly with each other, implying HoYay.
* In the ''Franchise/HarryPotter''
* Nat and Slouchy do this to both Sassette and Snappy when they respectively catch the bouquet and garter at the wedding of Empath and Smurfette in the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' novel (and also in the alternate timeline wedding of Hefty and Smurfette in the story "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf"), teasing them about how they're supposed to marry each other now that they both caught the bouquet and garter.
-->"Snappy and Sassette sitting in a tree, s-m-u-r-f-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Smurfling in a baby carriage!"
** Of course, Hefty as a Smurfling does this to Grouchy and Empath in "The Grouchiest Friendship" to taunt Grouchy when he sees Grouchy and Empath constantly with each other, implying HoYay.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeContinentalDrift'', Manny and Sid taunt Diego with this after realising he's in love with Shira.
* Mater in ''WesternAnimation/Cars1'':
-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T!
** He does this again by the end of the movie.
-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S... uh... I-N-T!
* Mater in ''WesternAnimation/Cars1'':
-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T!
** He does this again by the end of the movie.
-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S... uh... I-N-T!
to:
* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeContinentalDrift'', Manny and Sid taunt Diego with this after realising he's in love with Shira.
*''WesternAnimation/Cars1'': Mater in ''WesternAnimation/Cars1'':
-->[=McQueen=]uses the rhyme twice.
** He tries to muddle through the spelling the first time.
--->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T!
**He does this It appears again by the end of the movie.
-->[=McQueen=] --->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S... uh... I-N-T!I-N-T!
* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeContinentalDrift'', Manny and Sid taunt Diego with the rhyme after realising he's in love with Shira.
*
-->[=McQueen=]
** He tries to muddle through the spelling the first time.
--->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T!
**
* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeContinentalDrift'', Manny and Sid taunt Diego with the rhyme after realising he's in love with Shira.
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* ''Film/MyGirl'' has a scene where a group of passing girls taunts Vada and Thomas' relationship using this song.
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* In ''Literature/ItsKindOfAFunnyStory'', Humble does this to the two leads, after they come into the Arts room together. Point of reference: He's a senior and they're fifteen.
* In ''Film/Jack1996'', Phoebe and Jane direct this toward Jack when they see him talking to his teacher, Ms. Marquez, during recess. Marquez responds by taking them to discuss it with their own teacher.
* In ''Film/Jack1996'', Phoebe and Jane direct this toward Jack when they see him talking to his teacher, Ms. Marquez, during recess. Marquez responds by taking them to discuss it with their own teacher.
to:
* In ''Literature/ItsKindOfAFunnyStory'', Humble does ''Film/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'': Greg and Rowley's classmates do this to the two leads, after they come into the Arts room together. Point of reference: He's a senior and him in TheFilmOfTheBook, though they're fifteen.
* In ''Film/Jack1996'', Phoebe and Jane direct this toward Jack when they see him talking to his teacher, Ms. Marquez, during recess. Marquez responds by taking them to discuss it with their own teacher.both [[HoYay boys]].
* In ''Film/Jack1996'', Phoebe and Jane direct this toward Jack when they see him talking to his teacher, Ms. Marquez, during recess. Marquez responds by taking them to discuss it with their own teacher.
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* Greg and Rowley's classmates do this to him in TheFilmOfTheBook of ''Film/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'', though they're both [[HoYay boys]].
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* Greg In ''Film/ItsKindOfAFunnyStory'', Humble sings the rhyme to the two leads after they come into the Arts room together. Point of reference: He's a senior and Rowley's classmates do this to him in TheFilmOfTheBook of ''Film/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'', though they're both [[HoYay boys]].fifteen.
* In ''Film/Jack1996'', Phoebe and Jane direct the song toward Jack when they see him talking to his teacher, Ms. Marquez, during recess. Marquez responds by taking them to discuss it with their own teacher.
* ''Film/MyGirl'' has a scene where a group of passing girls taunts Vada and Thomas' relationship using this song.
* In ''Film/Jack1996'', Phoebe and Jane direct the song toward Jack when they see him talking to his teacher, Ms. Marquez, during recess. Marquez responds by taking them to discuss it with their own teacher.
* ''Film/MyGirl'' has a scene where a group of passing girls taunts Vada and Thomas' relationship using this song.
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* In Creator/StephenKing's ''Literature/{{It}}'', two rich kids recite the rhyme when they see Beverly and Richie together. Beverly [[FlippingTheBird flips them off]]. The RichBitch is utterly scandalized, as "proper" girls do not behave such a way.
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* Lydia teases [[AlmightyMom Karina]] about her attraction to [[BetaCouple Thorn]] this way in ''Literature/{{Brotherband}},'' but very sensibly backs off when Karina jokingly threatens her with a carving knife.
* An article in ''Literature/OurDumbCentury'' reports on Kenneth Star taunting UsefulNotes/BillClinton with this song.
* ''Literature/PrincessesOfThePizzaParlor'': From ''Darkest Depths'', between the second couple of the story:
--> '''Helen:''' "[[spoiler:Uncle and Maxine]], sitting in a tree..."\\
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" shouted the chorus.
* At one point in ''The Serpent's Shadow'' from ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'', Walt and Sadie are being pursued by the hunting goddess Neith and decide to a trick involving amulets that allow them to call themselves to each other's sides. When the trick first works, Sadie kisses Walt and narrates that she imagined the old school rhyme "Walt and Sadie / sitting in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G," but notes that anyone would tease them is 5,000 years in the future (Neith having temporarily transported them to an illusion of the past.)
* An article in ''Literature/OurDumbCentury'' reports on Kenneth Star taunting UsefulNotes/BillClinton with this song.
* ''Literature/PrincessesOfThePizzaParlor'': From ''Darkest Depths'', between the second couple of the story:
--> '''Helen:''' "[[spoiler:Uncle and Maxine]], sitting in a tree..."\\
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" shouted the chorus.
* At one point in ''The Serpent's Shadow'' from ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'', Walt and Sadie are being pursued by the hunting goddess Neith and decide to a trick involving amulets that allow them to call themselves to each other's sides. When the trick first works, Sadie kisses Walt and narrates that she imagined the old school rhyme "Walt and Sadie / sitting in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G," but notes that anyone would tease them is 5,000 years in the future (Neith having temporarily transported them to an illusion of the past.)
to:
* ''Literature/{{Brotherband}}'': Lydia teases [[AlmightyMom Karina]] about her attraction to [[BetaCouple Thorn]] this way in ''Literature/{{Brotherband}},'' with the rhyme but very sensibly backs off when Karina jokingly threatens her with a carving knife.
* An article in ''Literature/OurDumbCentury'' reports on Kenneth Star taunting UsefulNotes/BillClinton with this song.
* ''Literature/PrincessesOfThePizzaParlor'': From ''Darkest Depths'', between the second couple of the story:
--> '''Helen:''' "[[spoiler:Uncle and Maxine]], sitting in a tree..."\\
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" shouted the chorus.
* At one point in ''The Serpent's Shadow'' from ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'', Walt and Sadie are being pursued by the hunting goddess Neith and decide to a trick involving amulets that allow them to call themselves to each other's sides. When the trick first works, Sadie kisses Walt and narrates that she imagined the old school rhyme "Walt and Sadie / sitting in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G," but notes that anyone would tease them is 5,000 years in the future (Neith having temporarily transported them to an illusion of the past.)knife.
* An article in ''Literature/OurDumbCentury'' reports on Kenneth Star taunting UsefulNotes/BillClinton with this song.
* ''Literature/PrincessesOfThePizzaParlor'': From ''Darkest Depths'', between the second couple of the story:
--> '''Helen:''' "[[spoiler:Uncle and Maxine]], sitting in a tree..."\\
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" shouted the chorus.
* At one point in ''The Serpent's Shadow'' from ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'', Walt and Sadie are being pursued by the hunting goddess Neith and decide to a trick involving amulets that allow them to call themselves to each other's sides. When the trick first works, Sadie kisses Walt and narrates that she imagined the old school rhyme "Walt and Sadie / sitting in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G," but notes that anyone would tease them is 5,000 years in the future (Neith having temporarily transported them to an illusion of the past.)
* ''Literature/{{It}}'': Two rich kids recite the rhyme when they see Beverly and Richie together. Beverly [[FlippingTheBird flips them off]]. The RichBitch is utterly scandalized, as "proper" girls do not behave such a way.
* ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'': At one point in ''The Serpent's Shadow'', Walt and Sadie are being pursued by the hunting goddess Neith and decide to a trick involving amulets that allow them to call themselves to each other's sides. When the trick first works, Sadie kisses Walt and narrates that she imagined the old school rhyme "Walt and Sadie / sitting in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G," but notes that anyone would tease them is 5,000 years in the future (Neith having temporarily transported them to an illusion of the past).
* ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'': At one point in ''The Serpent's Shadow'', Walt and Sadie are being pursued by the hunting goddess Neith and decide to a trick involving amulets that allow them to call themselves to each other's sides. When the trick first works, Sadie kisses Walt and narrates that she imagined the old school rhyme "Walt and Sadie / sitting in a tree / K-I-S-S-I-N-G," but notes that anyone would tease them is 5,000 years in the future (Neith having temporarily transported them to an illusion of the past).
* An article in ''Literature/OurDumbCentury'' reports on Kenneth Star taunting UsefulNotes/BillClinton with this song.
* ''Literature/PrincessesOfThePizzaParlor'': From ''Darkest Depths'', between the second couple of the story:
--> '''Helen:''' "[[spoiler:Uncle and Maxine]], sitting in a tree..."\\
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" shouted the chorus.
* ''Literature/PrincessesOfThePizzaParlor'': From ''Darkest Depths'', between the second couple of the story:
--> '''Helen:''' "[[spoiler:Uncle and Maxine]], sitting in a tree..."\\
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" shouted the chorus.
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* ''Series/{{House}}'': House, Wilson and a clinic patient are watching a baseball game in an exam room when it comes up that our favourite diagnostician has a date with Cameron. Cut to House exiting the room while Wilson and the clinic patient sing: "HOUSE AND CAMERON, SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
-->'''House:''' Grow up. [[DoWrongRight And learn to harmonize!]]
* On ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', a drunk Bernadette sang it to Amy and Sheldon, but spelled kissing "k-i-s-s-s-s-i-n-g".
* JD and Danny in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' attempt a literal version of this on their first date, but lose balance and fall out.
* In an episode of ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', Kelly tried to taunt Bud with this song, but she didn't know how to spell "Kissing".
* The very first episode of ''Series/{{Bunkd}}'' subverts this a little.
--> '''Hazel''': Xander and Hazel sitting in a tree...\\
'''Lou:''' G-A-G-G-I-N-G.\\
'''Tiffany:''' [[LiteralMinded Nobody told me there was gonna be a spelling bee!]]
* Jaye and Erik in ''Series/{{Wonderfalls}}'' engage in some of this before [[spoiler:Jaye breaks up with him because she thinks she'll hurt him if she doesn't]].
* ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' Carrie sings this song about Miranda and Steve at one point, though stops to correct herself that first comes ''baby'', then comes love and marriage.
* In ''Any Day Now'', Collier asks his eventual wife Mary Elizabeth to go to the local movie theater with him to see the new Elvis Presley picture, and Collier's friend Tully chants the rhyme at them.
-->'''House:''' Grow up. [[DoWrongRight And learn to harmonize!]]
* On ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', a drunk Bernadette sang it to Amy and Sheldon, but spelled kissing "k-i-s-s-s-s-i-n-g".
* JD and Danny in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' attempt a literal version of this on their first date, but lose balance and fall out.
* In an episode of ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', Kelly tried to taunt Bud with this song, but she didn't know how to spell "Kissing".
* The very first episode of ''Series/{{Bunkd}}'' subverts this a little.
--> '''Hazel''': Xander and Hazel sitting in a tree...\\
'''Lou:''' G-A-G-G-I-N-G.\\
'''Tiffany:''' [[LiteralMinded Nobody told me there was gonna be a spelling bee!]]
* Jaye and Erik in ''Series/{{Wonderfalls}}'' engage in some of this before [[spoiler:Jaye breaks up with him because she thinks she'll hurt him if she doesn't]].
* ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' Carrie sings this song about Miranda and Steve at one point, though stops to correct herself that first comes ''baby'', then comes love and marriage.
* In ''Any Day Now'', Collier asks his eventual wife Mary Elizabeth to go to the local movie theater with him to see the new Elvis Presley picture, and Collier's friend Tully chants the rhyme at them.
to:
-->'''House:''' Grow up. [[DoWrongRight And learn to harmonize!]]
* On ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', a drunk Bernadette sang it to Amy and Sheldon, but spelled kissing "k-i-s-s-s-s-i-n-g".
* JD and Danny in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' attempt a literal version of this on their first date, but lose balance and fall out.
* The very first episode of ''Series/{{Bunkd}}'' subverts this a little.
--> '''Hazel''': Xander and Hazel sitting in a tree...\\
'''Lou:''' G-A-G-G-I-N-G.\\
'''Tiffany:''' [[LiteralMinded Nobody told me there was gonna be a spelling bee!]]
* Jaye and Erik in ''Series/{{Wonderfalls}}'' engage in some of this before [[spoiler:Jaye breaks up with him because she thinks she'll hurt him if she doesn't]].
* ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' Carrie sings this song about Miranda and Steve at one point, though stops to correct herself that first comes ''baby'', then comes love and marriage.
* In ''Any Day Now'',
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* On ''Series/GimmeABreak'', when youngest daughter Samantha has her first kiss with a boy, her two sisters sing this at them.
* In the episode "Damaged" of ''Series/CriminalMinds'', JJ begins to sing it about [[spoiler:Garcia and Kevin]]. Prentiss is shocked. Reid is clueless to its meaning, which Prentiss is even ''more'' shocked at.
* ''Series/{{Warehouse 13}}'' has one example without the singing. Pete rattles off the first two lines when he finds out that Artie has a crush on a doctor affiliated with the Warehouse. Claudia mentions Pete saying 'something about Artie and a baby carriage' when she contacts him for information while on a mission.
* On a sketch from ''Series/HorribleHistories'' that attempted to explain how WWI got started, a British Army captain tries to explain things to his men using an analogy of the countries being "best friends", culminating in two of the soldiers singing "Germany and Austria, sittin' in a tree!"
* The ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'' episode "Someone's Cranky" features a variation as Robert bitterly calls Debra "perfect":
-->'''Robert:''' Perfect Debra, sitting in a tree, P-E-R-F-E-C-T.\\
'''Frank:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that rhymes!]]
* A more bitter version appears in ''Series/TheNewNormal'', which is about two gay men trying for a surrogate baby.
-->'''Bryan:''' Bryan and David sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes inability to marry, then comes a stranger with a invasive procedure, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
* ''Series/ModernFamily'', "Yard Sale":
-->'''Claire:''' I just saw Alex and Michael sitting in a tree. Don't make me spell it out for you.
* In the episode "Damaged" of ''Series/CriminalMinds'', JJ begins to sing it about [[spoiler:Garcia and Kevin]]. Prentiss is shocked. Reid is clueless to its meaning, which Prentiss is even ''more'' shocked at.
* ''Series/{{Warehouse 13}}'' has one example without the singing. Pete rattles off the first two lines when he finds out that Artie has a crush on a doctor affiliated with the Warehouse. Claudia mentions Pete saying 'something about Artie and a baby carriage' when she contacts him for information while on a mission.
* On a sketch from ''Series/HorribleHistories'' that attempted to explain how WWI got started, a British Army captain tries to explain things to his men using an analogy of the countries being "best friends", culminating in two of the soldiers singing "Germany and Austria, sittin' in a tree!"
* The ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'' episode "Someone's Cranky" features a variation as Robert bitterly calls Debra "perfect":
-->'''Robert:''' Perfect Debra, sitting in a tree, P-E-R-F-E-C-T.\\
'''Frank:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that rhymes!]]
* A more bitter version appears in ''Series/TheNewNormal'', which is about two gay men trying for a surrogate baby.
-->'''Bryan:''' Bryan and David sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes inability to marry, then comes a stranger with a invasive procedure, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
* ''Series/ModernFamily'', "Yard Sale":
-->'''Claire:''' I just saw Alex and Michael sitting in a tree. Don't make me spell it out for you.
to:
* On ''Series/GimmeABreak'', when youngest daughter Samantha has her first kiss with ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', a boy, her two sisters sing this at them.
* Indrunk Bernadette sings the episode "Damaged" of ''Series/CriminalMinds'', JJ begins rhyme to sing it about [[spoiler:Garcia Amy and Kevin]]. Prentiss is shocked. Reid is clueless to its meaning, which Prentiss is even ''more'' shocked at.
* ''Series/{{Warehouse 13}}'' has one example without the singing. Pete rattles off the first two lines when he finds out that Artie has a crush on a doctor affiliated with the Warehouse. Claudia mentions Pete saying 'something about Artie and a baby carriage' when she contacts him for information while on a mission.
* On a sketch from ''Series/HorribleHistories'' that attempted to explain how WWI got started, a British Army captain tries to explain things to his men using an analogy of the countries being "best friends", culminating in two of the soldiers singing "Germany and Austria, sittin' in a tree!"
* The ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'' episode "Someone's Cranky" features a variation as Robert bitterly calls Debra "perfect":
-->'''Robert:''' Perfect Debra, sitting in a tree, P-E-R-F-E-C-T.\\
'''Frank:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that rhymes!]]
* A more bitter version appears in ''Series/TheNewNormal'', which is about two gay men trying for a surrogate baby.
-->'''Bryan:''' Bryan and David sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes inability to marry, then comes a stranger with a invasive procedure, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
* ''Series/ModernFamily'', "Yard Sale":
-->'''Claire:''' I just saw Alex and Michael sitting in a tree. Don't make me spell it out for you.Sheldon, but spells kissing "k-i-s-s-s-s-i-n-g".
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* ''Series/{{Warehouse 13}}'' has one example without the singing. Pete rattles off the first two lines when he finds out that Artie has a crush on a doctor affiliated with the Warehouse. Claudia mentions Pete saying 'something about Artie and a baby carriage' when she contacts him for information while on a mission.
* On a sketch from ''Series/HorribleHistories'' that attempted to explain how WWI got started, a British Army captain tries to explain things to his men using an analogy of the countries being "best friends", culminating in two of the soldiers singing "Germany and Austria, sittin' in a tree!"
* The ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'' episode "Someone's Cranky" features a variation as Robert bitterly calls Debra "perfect":
-->'''Robert:''' Perfect Debra, sitting in a tree, P-E-R-F-E-C-T.\\
'''Frank:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that rhymes!]]
* A more bitter version appears in ''Series/TheNewNormal'', which is about two gay men trying for a surrogate baby.
-->'''Bryan:''' Bryan and David sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes inability to marry, then comes a stranger with a invasive procedure, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
* ''Series/ModernFamily'', "Yard Sale":
-->'''Claire:''' I just saw Alex and Michael sitting in a tree. Don't make me spell it out for you.
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-->''Morgan:'' Cory and Topanga sitting in a tree, A-B-C-D-E-F-G.
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* ''Series/{{Bunkd}}'': The very first episode subverts the rhyme's end.
--> '''Hazel''': Xander and Hazel sitting in a tree...\\
'''Lou:''' G-A-G-G-I-N-G.\\
'''Tiffany:''' [[LiteralMinded Nobody told me there was gonna be a spelling bee!]]
* ''Series/CriminalMinds'': In the episode "[[Recap/CriminalMindsS3E14Damaged Damaged]]", JJ begins to sing it about [[spoiler:Garcia and Kevin]]. Prentiss is shocked. Reid is clueless to its meaning, which Prentiss is even ''more'' shocked at.
* The ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'' episode "Someone's Cranky" features a variation as Robert bitterly calls Debra "perfect":
-->'''Robert:''' Perfect Debra, sitting in a tree, P-E-R-F-E-C-T.\\
'''Frank:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that rhymes!]]
* On ''Series/GimmeABreak'', when youngest daughter Samantha has her first kiss with a boy, her two sisters sing the rhyme at them.
* On a ''Series/HorribleHistories'' sketch that attempted to explain how WWI got started, a British Army captain tries to explain things to his men using an analogy of the countries being "best friends", culminating in two of the soldiers singing "Germany and Austria, sittin' in a tree!"
* ''Series/{{House}}'': House, Wilson and a clinic patient are watching a baseball game in an exam room when it comes up that House has a date with Cameron. Cut to him exiting the room while Wilson and the clinic patient sing: "HOUSE AND CAMERON, SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
-->'''House:''' Grow up. [[DoWrongRight And learn to harmonize!]]
* In an episode of ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', Kelly tries to taunt Bud with this song, but she doesn't know how to spell "Kissing".
* ''Series/ModernFamily'': "Yard Sale" references the rhyme.
-->'''Claire:''' I just saw Alex and Michael sitting in a tree. Don't make me spell it out for you.
* A more bitter version appears in ''Series/TheNewNormal'', which is about two gay men trying for a surrogate baby.
-->'''Bryan:''' Bryan and David sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes inability to marry, then comes a stranger with a invasive procedure, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': JD and Danny attempt a literal version of kissing in a tree on their first date, but lose balance and fall out.
* ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' Carrie sings this song about Miranda and Steve at one point, though stops to correct herself that first comes ''baby'', then comes love and marriage.
* ''Series/Warehouse13'' has one example without the singing. Pete rattles off the first two lines when he finds out that Artie has a crush on a doctor affiliated with the Warehouse. Claudia mentions Pete saying 'something about Artie and a baby carriage' when she contacts him for information while on a mission.
%%* Jaye and Erik in ''Series/{{Wonderfalls}}'' engage in some of this before [[spoiler:Jaye breaks up with him because she thinks she'll hurt him if she doesn't]].
* ''Series/Warehouse13'' has one example without the singing. Pete rattles off the first two lines when he finds out that Artie has a crush on a doctor affiliated with the Warehouse. Claudia mentions Pete saying 'something about Artie and a baby carriage' when she contacts him for information while on a mission.
%%* Jaye and Erik in ''Series/{{Wonderfalls}}'' engage in some of this before [[spoiler:Jaye breaks up with him because she thinks she'll hurt him if she doesn't]].
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* In ''Literature/{{Id}}'', Grey does this to Id and Ilrina when she starts acting like a ClingyJealousGirl. It [[ButtMonkey doesn't go over well]].
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* In ''Literature/{{Id}}'', Grey does this sings the rhyme to Id and Ilrina when she starts acting like a ClingyJealousGirl. It [[ButtMonkey doesn't go over well]].
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* In ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', Hobbes sings this when Calvin gets a valentine from Susie. Turns out the valentine was for Hobbes.
* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'': Jason Fox found all his classmates singing this to him after Eileen thinks he's sent her a love note.
* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'': Jason Fox found all his classmates singing this to him after Eileen thinks he's sent her a love note.
* In ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', Hobbes sings the rhyme when Calvin gets a valentine from Susie. Turns out the valentine was for Hobbes.
* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'': Jason Fox finds all his classmates singing the song to him after Eileen thinks he's sent her a love note.
* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'': Jason Fox finds all his classmates singing the song to him after Eileen thinks he's sent her a love note.
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* During the Wrestling/SpikeDudley and Wrestling/MollyHolly romance angle in the WWF in 2001, a fan held up a sign with this written on it.
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* During the Wrestling/SpikeDudley and Wrestling/MollyHolly romance angle in the WWF in 2001, a fan held up a sign with this the rhyme written on it.
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* The episode "Broken Window" of ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'' has a particularly humorous take on this, as two of the children tease Connie about her frustration over her boyfriend standing her up:
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* The episode In ''Radio/{{Ability}}'', when Matt and Anna get serious, Bob and Jess start singing this. Matt's narration points out a disabled couple is not going to be in a tree.
* ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'': "Broken Window"of ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'' has a particularly humorous take on this, as two of the children tease Connie about her frustration over her boyfriend standing her up:
* ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'': "Broken Window"
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* In ''Ability'', when Matt and Anna get serious, Bob and Jess start singing this. Matt's narration points out a disabled couple is not going to be in a tree.
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* In the song "Carnaval Del Barrio" in the second act of ''Theatre/InTheHeights'', Daniela asks Benny if he's "seen any horses, today", having heard that he and Nina "went for a roll in the hay". The whole cast then proceeds to sing said song. With harmonies. In a conga line.
* The Broadway version of Disney's ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' has a HoldYourHippogriffs version. Flounder sings "Ariel and someone swimming in the sea, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
* The Broadway version of Disney's ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' has a HoldYourHippogriffs version. Flounder sings "Ariel and someone swimming in the sea, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
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* ''Theatre/InTheHeights'': In the song "Carnaval Del Barrio" in the second act of ''Theatre/InTheHeights'', act, Daniela asks Benny if he's "seen any horses, today", having heard that he and Nina "went for a roll in the hay". The whole cast then proceeds to sing said song. With harmonies. In a conga line.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'': The Broadway versionof Disney's ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' has a HoldYourHippogriffs version. Flounder sings "Ariel and someone swimming in the sea, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'': The Broadway version
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* ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III]]'': Prior to entering the final dungeon, the team takes pokes at the ShipTease between [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Agate and Tita.]]
-->'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsFromZeroAndTrailsToAzure Randy:]]''' Agate and Tita...\\
'''Tio:''' ...sitting in a tree...\\
'''Fie:''' K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
** And Randy does it again in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'', this time aiming at [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Estelle and Joshua]], while they all enter the Moon Temple.
-->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua, sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
'''Estelle:''' -C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!
* [[http://www.eeggs.com/items/44360.html An Easter egg]] in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' does this to popular {{Shipping}} couple, [[InterspeciesRomance Thrall and Jaina]].
* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'': "Rochelle an' the biker dude, sittin' in a tree... Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-N-G!"
-->'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsFromZeroAndTrailsToAzure Randy:]]''' Agate and Tita...\\
'''Tio:''' ...sitting in a tree...\\
'''Fie:''' K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
** And Randy does it again in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'', this time aiming at [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Estelle and Joshua]], while they all enter the Moon Temple.
-->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua, sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
'''Estelle:''' -C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!
* [[http://www.eeggs.com/items/44360.html An Easter egg]] in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' does this to popular {{Shipping}} couple, [[InterspeciesRomance Thrall and Jaina]].
* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'': "Rochelle an' the biker dude, sittin' in a tree... Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-N-G!"
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* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureQuestForBooty'', Rusty Pete teases [[ShipTease Ratchet and Talwyn]] using this, only...
-->'''Pete''': Lombax and Markazian sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-s-i-n- ...huh?
* Early in the last case of ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'' Maya teases Phoenix this way about Iris.
* In ''[[VideoGame/LeagueofLegends League of Legends]]'', one of Lux's new voice lines gives us this gem:
-->'''Lux''': Kat and Garen sitting in a tree... and you'd better just be holding hands or I'm telling!
* In ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris'', Jay and Elle think Maguro and Ess are in love with each other and make fun of them for it by singing this song, only with them spelling "P-U-Y-O-I-N-G" instead of "K-I-S-S-I-N-G". Ess tells them "That's the stupidest song I've ever heard!"
-->'''Pete''': Lombax and Markazian sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-s-i-n- ...huh?
* Early in the last case of ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'' Maya teases Phoenix this way about Iris.
* In ''[[VideoGame/LeagueofLegends League of Legends]]'', one of Lux's new voice lines gives us this gem:
-->'''Lux''': Kat and Garen sitting in a tree... and you'd better just be holding hands or I'm telling!
* In ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris'', Jay and Elle think Maguro and Ess are in love with each other and make fun of them for it by singing this song, only with them spelling "P-U-Y-O-I-N-G" instead of "K-I-S-S-I-N-G". Ess tells them "That's the stupidest song I've ever heard!"
* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'': "Rochelle an' the biker dude, sittin' in a tree... Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-N-G!"
* ''VideoGame/TrailsSeries'':
** ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III]]'': Prior to entering the final dungeon, the team takes pokes at the ShipTease between [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Agate and Tita.]]
--->'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsFromZeroAndTrailsToAzure Randy:]]''' Agate and Tita...\\
'''Tio:''' ...sitting in a tree...\\
'''Fie:''' K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
** Randy does it again in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'', this time aiming at [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Estelle and Joshua]], while they all enter the Moon Temple.
--->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua, sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
'''Estelle:''' -C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!
* In ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'', one of Lux's voice lines ends the rhyme differently:
-->'''Lux''': Kat and Garen sitting in a tree... and you'd better just be holding hands or I'm telling!
* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'': Early in the last case, Maya teases Phoenix about Iris with the song.
* In ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris'', Jay and Elle think Maguro and Ess are in love with each other and make fun of them for it by singing this song, only with them spelling "P-U-Y-O-I-N-G" instead of "K-I-S-S-I-N-G". Ess tells them "That's the stupidest song I've ever heard!"
* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureQuestForBooty'', Rusty Pete teases [[ShipTease Ratchet and Talwyn]] using this, only...
-->'''Pete''': Lombax and Markazian sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-s-i-n- ...huh?
* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': [[http://www.eeggs.com/items/44360.html An Easter egg]] puts the rhyme to popular {{Shipping}} couple, [[InterspeciesRomance Thrall and Jaina]].
* ''VideoGame/TrailsSeries'':
** ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III]]'': Prior to entering the final dungeon, the team takes pokes at the ShipTease between [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Agate and Tita.]]
--->'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsFromZeroAndTrailsToAzure Randy:]]''' Agate and Tita...\\
'''Tio:''' ...sitting in a tree...\\
'''Fie:''' K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
** Randy does it again in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'', this time aiming at [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Estelle and Joshua]], while they all enter the Moon Temple.
--->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua, sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
'''Estelle:''' -C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!
* In ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'', one of Lux's voice lines ends the rhyme differently:
-->'''Lux''': Kat and Garen sitting in a tree... and you'd better just be holding hands or I'm telling!
* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'': Early in the last case, Maya teases Phoenix about Iris with the song.
* In ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris'', Jay and Elle think Maguro and Ess are in love with each other and make fun of them for it by singing this song, only with them spelling "P-U-Y-O-I-N-G" instead of "K-I-S-S-I-N-G". Ess tells them "That's the stupidest song I've ever heard!"
* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureQuestForBooty'', Rusty Pete teases [[ShipTease Ratchet and Talwyn]] using this, only...
-->'''Pete''': Lombax and Markazian sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-s-i-n- ...huh?
* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': [[http://www.eeggs.com/items/44360.html An Easter egg]] puts the rhyme to popular {{Shipping}} couple, [[InterspeciesRomance Thrall and Jaina]].
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* In a nod to ''Calvin and Hobbes'', Yuna from ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'' sings a [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2010/05/20/0166-shipwreck/ slightly adjusted version]] of the song to embarrass her older brother Cloud after his girlfriend Sandra goes home. Cloud's mother Ye Thuza immediately joins in by quoting an embarrassing line from a [[{{Shipping}} Cloud x Tifa]] fanfic.
-->'''Cloud''': These Cloud x Sandra shippers can get really annoying...
** In a [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/05/29/0890-it-was-bound-to-happen later strip,]] Cloud accidentally embarrasses Sandra by giving her lingerie as a birthday present right in front of her grandfather. [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/06/15/0895-the-day-after/ The next day]], their classmates sing this, with the word "lingerie" replacing "kissing".
-->'''Cloud''': These Cloud x Sandra shippers can get really annoying...
** In a [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/05/29/0890-it-was-bound-to-happen later strip,]] Cloud accidentally embarrasses Sandra by giving her lingerie as a birthday present right in front of her grandfather. [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/06/15/0895-the-day-after/ The next day]], their classmates sing this, with the word "lingerie" replacing "kissing".
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* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'''s [[http://explosm.net/comics/1764/ take on the
-->'''Cloud''': These Cloud x Sandra shippers can get really annoying...
** In a [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/05/29/0890-it-was-bound-to-happen later strip,]] Cloud accidentally embarrasses Sandra by giving her lingerie as a birthday present right in front of her grandfather. [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/06/15/0895-the-day-after/ The next day]], their classmates sing this, with the word "lingerie" replacing "kissing".
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* The webcomic ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' did a hilarious [[http://explosm.net/comics/1764/ parody of this.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Applegeeks}}'' gave us [[http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=181 this]] gem.
* ''Webcomic/{{Applegeeks}}'' gave us [[http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=181 this]] gem.
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* The webcomic ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' did ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'':
** In ahilarious [[http://explosm.net/comics/1764/ parody of this.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Applegeeks}}'' gave usnod to ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', Yuna sings a [[http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=181 this]] gem.sandraandwoo.com/2010/05/20/0166-shipwreck/ slightly adjusted version]] of the song to embarrass her older brother Cloud after his girlfriend Sandra goes home. Cloud's mother Ye Thuza immediately joins in by quoting an embarrassing line from a [[{{Shipping}} Cloud x Tifa]] fanfic.
--->'''Cloud''': These Cloud x Sandra shippers can get really annoying...
** In a [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/05/29/0890-it-was-bound-to-happen later strip,]] Cloud accidentally embarrasses Sandra by giving her lingerie as a birthday present right in front of her grandfather. [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/06/15/0895-the-day-after/ The next day]], their classmates sing this, with the word "lingerie" replacing "kissing".
** In a
* ''Webcomic/{{Applegeeks}}'' gave us
--->'''Cloud''': These Cloud x Sandra shippers can get really annoying...
** In a [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/05/29/0890-it-was-bound-to-happen later strip,]] Cloud accidentally embarrasses Sandra by giving her lingerie as a birthday present right in front of her grandfather. [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2017/06/15/0895-the-day-after/ The next day]], their classmates sing this, with the word "lingerie" replacing "kissing".
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' has Butch sing this song at Jimmy and Cindy, only to get punched in the stomach by Cindy.
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* The ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode introducing King Sandy has Numbuh 4 suffer this from Numbuhs 2 and 5 when he says he has to save Numbuh 3 (which he claims is because "she owes me a quarter"). Surrrreee...
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheCasagrandes'': In "The Horror-Scope!", Sergio sings the song to tease Ronnie Anne about her relationship with Lincoln. She promptly shoves guacamole up Sergio's beak before he can finish.
* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'':
** The''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode introducing King Sandy has Numbuh 4 suffer this from Numbuhs 2 and 5 when he says he has to save Numbuh 3 (which he claims is because "she owes me a quarter"). Surrrreee...
* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'':
** The
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* ''[[WesternAnimation/CowandChicken Cow and Chicken]]'': Everyone sings this to Chicken when he gets a kiss from Winnie after a game of [[NoGuyWantsToBeChased "Girls Chase Boys".]]
* Tucker in ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' sings this when Danny and Valerie are paired up to [[EggSitting take care of a baby flour sack]]. Valerie rudely interrupts him by shoving his own hat in his mouth. The two weren't on romantic terms then, but it's a nice foreshadowing.
* Tucker in ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' sings this when Danny and Valerie are paired up to [[EggSitting take care of a baby flour sack]]. Valerie rudely interrupts him by shoving his own hat in his mouth. The two weren't on romantic terms then, but it's a nice foreshadowing.
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* ''[[WesternAnimation/CowandChicken Cow and Chicken]]'': ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'': Everyone sings this the rhyme to Chicken when he gets a kiss from Winnie after a game of [[NoGuyWantsToBeChased "Girls Chase Boys".]]
* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'': Tuckerin ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' sings this the song when Danny and Valerie are paired up to [[EggSitting take care of a baby flour sack]]. Valerie rudely interrupts him by shoving his own hat in his mouth. The two weren't on romantic terms then, but it's a nice foreshadowing.
* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'': Tucker
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode, "Lifegaurd Meg", Chris sings this to Peter and Meg after she performs CPR on Peter, but spells "Kissing" wrong, losing a SpellingBee in the process.
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode, "Lifegaurd Meg", episode "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS22E13LifeguardMeg Lifeguard Meg]]", Chris sings this to Peter and Meg after she performs CPR on Peter, but spells "Kissing" wrong, losing a SpellingBee in the process.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' has Butch sing this song at Jimmy and Cindy, only to get punched in the stomach by Cindy.
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' episode "Partners", Shego sings it to taunt Drakken about his crush on [=DNAmy=].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' episode "Save the Date", Lincoln's classmates sing the song to tease his relationship with Ronnie Anne. Later, when Lincoln tells Clyde that Lori has broken up with Bobby, Clyde proceeds to sing his own rendition of the song with himself and Lori and replacing the "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" with "Where there's no room for dumb Bobby!"
** In "The Horror-Scope!", an episode from the spinoff ''WesternAnimation/TheCasagrandes'', Sergio sings the song to tease Ronnie Anne about her relationship with Lincoln. She promptly shoves guacamole up Sergio's beak before he can finish.
* In "At the Museum" from ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'', Mrs. Munger tells the kids in her class to buddy up for the museum trip. However, Mahoot ends up with no buddy, and when she asks him where his buddy is, he just does his routine of repeatedly asking "What?" She says that she will be his buddy and the class sings the song, the two "S"es replaced with Mrs. Munger saying her catchphrase "Simmer! Simmer!"
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' episode "Save the Date", Lincoln's classmates sing the song to tease his relationship with Ronnie Anne. Later, when Lincoln tells Clyde that Lori has broken up with Bobby, Clyde proceeds to sing his own rendition of the song with himself and Lori and replacing the "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" with "Where there's no room for dumb Bobby!"
** In "The Horror-Scope!", an episode from the spinoff ''WesternAnimation/TheCasagrandes'', Sergio sings the song to tease Ronnie Anne about her relationship with Lincoln. She promptly shoves guacamole up Sergio's beak before he can finish.
* In "At the Museum" from ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'', Mrs. Munger tells the kids in her class to buddy up for the museum trip. However, Mahoot ends up with no buddy, and when she asks him where his buddy is, he just does his routine of repeatedly asking "What?" She says that she will be his buddy and the class sings the song, the two "S"es replaced with Mrs. Munger saying her catchphrase "Simmer! Simmer!"
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' episode "Partners", Shego sings it the song to taunt Drakken about his crush on [=DNAmy=].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'': Inthe ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' episode "Save the Date", Lincoln's classmates sing the song to tease his relationship with Ronnie Anne. Later, when Lincoln tells Clyde that Lori has broken up with Bobby, Clyde proceeds to sing his own rendition of the song with himself and Lori and replacing the "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" with "Where there's no room for dumb Bobby!"
** In "The Horror-Scope!", an episode from the spinoff ''WesternAnimation/TheCasagrandes'', Sergio sings the song to tease Ronnie Anne about her relationship with Lincoln. She promptly shoves guacamole up Sergio's beak before he can finish.
* ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'': In "At the Museum" from ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'', Museum", Mrs. Munger tells the kids in her class to buddy up for the museum trip. However, Mahoot ends up with no buddy, and when she asks him where his buddy is, he just does his routine of repeatedly asking "What?" She says that she will be his buddy and the class sings the song, the two "S"es replaced with Mrs. Munger saying her catchphrase "Simmer! Simmer!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'': In
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** Parodied and combined with TemptingFate: In ''The Simpsons''[='=] ''WesternAnimation/TreehouseOfHorror [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI XXVI]]'' segment "Wanted: Dead, Then Alive", when Sideshow Bob points a HarpoonGun at Bart, the kid responds, "Yawn. [[YouWouldntShootMe You couldn't kill me with that thing if I drew an X on my forehead.]]" He then writes an X on his forehead with blue chalk and taunts Bob with, "Bob and a spear gun, sitting in a tree, [[ThisLoserIsYou S-U-C-K-I-]][[KilledMidSentence N-]]" [[BullyingADragon Let's just say...]] [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice it does not bode well for Bart.]]
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** Parodied and combined with TemptingFate: In ''The Simpsons''[='=] ''WesternAnimation/TreehouseOfHorror [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI XXVI]]'' segment "Wanted: Dead, Then Alive", when Sideshow Bob points a HarpoonGun at Bart, the kid responds, "Yawn. [[YouWouldntShootMe You couldn't kill me with that thing if I drew an X on my forehead.]]" He then writes an X on his forehead with blue chalk and taunts Bob with, "Bob and a spear gun, sitting in a tree, [[ThisLoserIsYou S-U-C-K-I-]][[KilledMidSentence N-]]" [[BullyingADragon Let's just say...]] [[KilledMidSentence S-U-C-K-I-N-]]" It [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice it does not bode well end well]] for Bart.]]
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--->'''E.V.I.L.''': John and Nancy sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': During a confessional in "[[Recap/TotalDramaILoveYouILoveYouKnots I Love You, I Love You Knots]]", Shawn shares his reasons as to why he doesn't want to get romantically involved with Jasmine by means of the song. In his view, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes your brain being eaten by a zombie baby that was hiding in your pillow.
** In the spinoff WesternAnimation/TotalDramaPresentsTheRidonculousRace, Owen sings this to mock Noah for his crush on Emma but Noah slaps him before he could finish.
** In the spinoff WesternAnimation/TotalDramaPresentsTheRidonculousRace, Owen sings this to mock Noah for his crush on Emma but Noah slaps him before he could finish.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'':
** During a confessional in "[[Recap/TotalDramaILoveYouILoveYouKnots I Love You, I Love You Knots]]", Shawn shares his reasons as to why he doesn't want to get romantically involved with Jasmine by means of the song. In his view, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes your brain being eaten by a zombie baby that was hiding in your pillow.
** In the spinoffWesternAnimation/TotalDramaPresentsTheRidonculousRace, ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaPresentsTheRidonculousRace'', Owen sings this to mock Noah for his crush on Emma Emma, but Noah slaps him before he could can finish.
** During a confessional in "[[Recap/TotalDramaILoveYouILoveYouKnots I Love You, I Love You Knots]]", Shawn shares his reasons as to why he doesn't want to get romantically involved with Jasmine by means of the song. In his view, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes your brain being eaten by a zombie baby that was hiding in your pillow.
** In the spinoff
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode, "Lifegaurd Meg", Chris sings this to Peter and Meg after she performs CPR on Peter, but spells "Kissing" wrong, losing a spelling bee in the process.
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode, "Lifegaurd Meg", Chris sings this to Peter and Meg after she performs CPR on Peter, but spells "Kissing" wrong, losing a spelling bee SpellingBee in the process.
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* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'' aired a promo about the episode "Buttercrush" which involved a brief one-off relationship between Buttercup and Ace
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* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'' aired a promo about the episode "Buttercrush" which involved a brief one-off relationship between Buttercup and AceAce.
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode, "Lifegaurd Meg", Chris sings this to Peter and Meg after she performs CPR on Peter, but spells "Kissing" wrong, losing a spelling bee in the process.
-->'''Chris:''' Peter and Megan sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S--- um... E-N-G!
-->'''Announcer:''' And Chris Griffin is eliminated. Which means Boopresh Armiteg will repeat as National Spelling Champion!
-->'''Chris:''' Peter and Megan sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S--- um... E-N-G!
-->'''Announcer:''' And Chris Griffin is eliminated. Which means Boopresh Armiteg will repeat as National Spelling Champion!
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Rather common with the ToyShip, but can occur elsewhere. Basically, it is Carol teasing Alice and Bob for their crush or relationship.
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Rather common with the ToyShip, PuppyLove, but can occur elsewhere. Basically, it is Carol teasing Alice and Bob for their crush or relationship.
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** He does this again by the end of the movie.
-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S... uh... I-N-T!
-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S... uh... I-N-T!
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* WesternAnimation/CowandChicken: Everyone sings this to Chicken when he gets a kiss from Winnie after a game of "Girls Chase Boys".
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* WesternAnimation/CowandChicken: ''[[WesternAnimation/CowandChicken Cow and Chicken]]'': Everyone sings this to Chicken when he gets a kiss from Winnie after a game of [[NoGuyWantsToBeChased "Girls Chase Boys".]]
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-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-N-G!
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-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-N-G!K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T!
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* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld:'' In one episode, the Matthews family, along with Shawn, suspects that Topanga may have a crush on Cory. First, Shawn sings this. Several minutes later, Cory's younger sister Morgan (who was upstairs while Shawn was singing) begins the chant, but can't spell "kissing", and instead just recites (in a subtle nod to the then-current "Hooked on Phonics" ads and their phone number):
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* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld:'' In one episode, the Matthews family, along with Shawn, suspects that Topanga may have a crush on Cory. First, Shawn sings this. Several minutes later, Cory's younger sister Morgan (who was upstairs while Shawn was singing) begins the chant, but apparently can't spell "kissing", and instead just recites (in a subtle nod to the then-current "Hooked on Phonics" ads and their phone number):
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* ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'' has a storyline where one of Hammie's classmates, Tammy, develops a crush on him. [[https://www.gocomics.com/babyblues/2023/02/24 One day,]] a boy named Trent sings "Hammie and Tammy sitting in a tree, T-E-X-T-I-N-G". When Hammie says "I thought it was K-I-S-S-I-N-G", Trent replies "Don't be gross".
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* ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'' has a storyline where one of Hammie's classmates, Tammy, develops a crush on him. [[https://www.gocomics.com/babyblues/2023/02/24 One day,]] a boy named Trent sings "Hammie and Tammy sitting in a tree, T-E-X-T-I-N-G". When Hammie says "I thought it was K-I-S-S-I-N-G", Trent replies replies, "Don't be gross".
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-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked 'neath the tree, K-I-S-S... uh... I-N-T!
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-->[=McQueen=] and Sally parked 'neath the beneath a tree, K-I-S-S... uh... I-N-T!K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-N-G!
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* WesternAnimation/CowandChicken: Everyone sings this to Chicken when he gets a kiss from Winnie after a game of "Girls Chase Boys".
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'': The episode "The Pest" has a boy named Jeffrey having a crush on Gretchen and he has been bugging her. He shouts at the top of the lungs to the whole playground that he loves Gretchen, with the entire student laughing at her with the song as a result.
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'': The episode "The Pest" has a boy named Jeffrey having a crush on Gretchen and he has been bugging her. He shouts at the top of the lungs to the whole playground that he loves Gretchen, with the entire student body laughing at her with the song as a result.
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* In the Literature/MyWeirdSchool book, "Mr Hynde is out of his Mind!", Ryan and Michael sing this to A.J., who has to KISS Andrea at the WesternAnimation/BeautyandtheBeast school play.
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* In the Literature/MyWeirdSchool book, "Mr Hynde is out of his Mind!", Ryan and Michael sing this to A.J., who when he finds out he has to KISS kiss Andrea at the WesternAnimation/BeautyandtheBeast school play.
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* In the Literature/MyWeirdSchool book, "Mr Hynde is out of his Mind!", Ryan and Michael sing this to A.J., who has to KISS Andrea at the WesternAnimation/BeautyandtheBeast school play.
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* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'' Rochelle an' the biker dude, sittin' in a tree. kay- eye- ess- ess- eye -n g!
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* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'' Rochelle ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'': "Rochelle an' the biker dude, sittin' in a tree. kay- eye- ess- ess- eye -n g!tree... Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-N-G!"
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* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction'' (Quest for Booty), Rusty Pete teases [[ShipTease Ratchet and Talwyn]] using this, only...
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* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction'' (Quest for Booty), ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureQuestForBooty'', Rusty Pete teases [[ShipTease Ratchet and Talwyn]] using this, only...
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-->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
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-->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua Joshua, sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
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* ''WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution'' has Pietro taunting Lance about his crush on Kitty by saying this, but Lance interrupts it at the last minute. He tries to backhand Pietro, but Pietro speeds out of the way and Toad gets hit instead.
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*''WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution'' has Pietro taunting Lance about his crush on Kitty by saying this, but Lance interrupts it at the last minute. He tries to backhand Pietro, but Pietro speeds out of the way and Toad gets hit instead.
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** And Randy does it again in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'', this time aiming at Estelle and Joshua, while they all enter the Moon Temple.
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** And Randy does it again in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'', this time aiming at [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsInTheSky Estelle and Joshua, Joshua]], while they all enter the Moon Temple.
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'''Estelle:''' (-C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!)
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'''Estelle:''' (-C-K-I-N-G -C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!)Randy!
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* [[http://www.eeggs.com/items/44360.html An easter egg]] in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' does this to popular {{Shipping}} couple, [[InterspeciesRomance Thrall and Jaina]].
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** And Randy does it again in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie'', this time aiming at Estelle and Joshua, while they all enter the Moon Temple.
-->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
'''Estelle:''' (-C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!)
* [[http://www.eeggs.com/items/44360.html Aneaster Easter egg]] in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' does this to popular {{Shipping}} couple, [[InterspeciesRomance Thrall and Jaina]].
-->'''Randy:''' (Estelle and Joshua sittin' in a tree, K-I--)\\
'''Estelle:''' (-C-K-I-N-G your ASS if you keep that up, Randy!)
* [[http://www.eeggs.com/items/44360.html An
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* In "At the Museum" from ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'', Mrs. Munger tells the kids in her class to buddy up for the museum trip. However, Mahoot ends up with no buddy, and when she asks him where his buddy is, he just does his routine of repeatedly asking "What?" She says that she will be his buddy and the class sings the song, the two "S"es replaced with Mrs. Munger saying her CatchPhrase "Simmer! Simmer!"
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* In "At the Museum" from ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'', Mrs. Munger tells the kids in her class to buddy up for the museum trip. However, Mahoot ends up with no buddy, and when she asks him where his buddy is, he just does his routine of repeatedly asking "What?" She says that she will be his buddy and the class sings the song, the two "S"es replaced with Mrs. Munger saying her CatchPhrase catchphrase "Simmer! Simmer!"
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* ''WesternAnimation/JimmyNeutron'' has Butch sing this song at Jimmy and Cindy, only to get punched in the stomach by Cindy.
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* ''WesternAnimation/JimmyNeutron'' ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' has Butch sing this song at Jimmy and Cindy, only to get punched in the stomach by Cindy.
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* In ''VideoGame/BorderlandsThePreSequel'' if [[FunnyRobot Claptrap]] picks up an echo recording referring to Jack first learning about [[DarkActionGirl Nisha]] and ends with him asking she is signal.
-->'''Claptrap:''' Nisha and Jack, sitting in a tree. K-I-Z-Z-my-spelling-circuits-were-replaced-with-weapons-protocols.
-->'''Claptrap:''' Nisha and Jack, sitting in a tree. K-I-Z-Z-my-spelling-circuits-were-replaced-with-weapons-protocols.
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* In "At the Museum" from ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'', Mrs. Munger tells the kids in her class to buddy up for the museum trip. However, Mahoot ends up with no buddy, and when she asks him where his buddy is, he just does his routine of repeatedly asking "What?" She says that she'll be his buddy and the class sings the song, the two "S"es replaced with Mrs. Munger saying her CatchPhrase "Simmer! Simmer!"
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* In "At the Museum" from ''WesternAnimation/MrsMungersClass'', Mrs. Munger tells the kids in her class to buddy up for the museum trip. However, Mahoot ends up with no buddy, and when she asks him where his buddy is, he just does his routine of repeatedly asking "What?" She says that she'll she will be his buddy and the class sings the song, the two "S"es replaced with Mrs. Munger saying her CatchPhrase "Simmer! Simmer!"
