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* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': When a warlock dismisses a pet [[HornyDevils succubus]], she sometimes [[DoubleEntendre says this line]] before disappearing.

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* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': When a warlock dismisses a pet [[HornyDevils [[SuccubiAndIncubi succubus]], she sometimes [[DoubleEntendre says this line]] before disappearing.


-->'''Tony:''' Don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate.

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-->'''Tony:''' Don't do anything I would do. ''would'' do.\\
''[Peter nods]''\\
'''Tony:'''
And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. ''wouldn't'' do.\\
''[Peter looks confused]''\\
'''Tony:'''
There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate.''you'' operate. Alright?


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* ''Series/DoctorWho''. [[TomboyishName Bill Potts]] brings home Penny instead of a boyfriend to her mother's relief, unaware that her adopted daughter is a closet lesbian. When mom gives this trope as she's walking out the door, the audience naturally expects a GilliganCut to lesbian snogging; instead Bill and Penny enjoy a SpotOfTea. Then the Pope walks in the door and Bill spends the rest of the episode doing things that mom wouldn't even conceive of doing.

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* ''Series/DoctorWho''. [[TomboyishName Bill Potts]] brings home Penny instead of a boyfriend to her mother's relief, unaware that her adopted daughter is a closet lesbian. When mom gives this trope as she's walking out the door, the audience naturally expects a GilliganCut to lesbian snogging; instead Bill and Penny enjoy a SpotOfTea.tea. Then the Pope walks in the door and Bill spends the rest of the episode doing things that mom wouldn't even conceive of doing.

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* ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'':
** In the 2015-01-01 strip, Jeremy combines this with ConfusingMultipleNegatives to trick his mom into letting him go out.
-->'''Connie:''' Behave yourself\\
'''Jeremy:''' Don't worry. I'll only not do things you wouldn't not do.\\
'''Pierce:''' So you can go?\\
'''Jeremy:''' As long as we're gone before she counts the 'nots'.
** In another, his dad asks him to "don't do anything I wouldn't do" when going out with friends. Jeremy points out that he never does anything his dad ''would'' do, which doesn't give him a lot of room to do anything. Walt reveals he knows that, and is proud to have come up with the idea.


* ''Come See the Paradise''
* ''Film/EvilRoySlade''
* ''Film/GosfordPark''

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* ''Film/LittleManhattan''

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* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode "No Pot to Pease In"

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* %%* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode "No Pot to Pease In"



* ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' episode "Sex Symbol"
* ''Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen''
* When Series/{{Castle}}'s teenage daughter is going to the prom he tells her date "Don't do anything I ''would'' do."

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* %%* ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' episode "Sex Symbol"
* %%* ''Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen''
* When Series/{{Castle}}'s teenage daughter is going to the prom prom, he tells her date date, "Don't do anything I ''would'' do."


* ''Series/GoldenGirls'': Between Dorothy and Sophie-

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* ''Series/GoldenGirls'': ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'': Between Dorothy and Sophie-

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* ''Series/GoldenGirls'': Between Dorothy and Sophie-
-->"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
-->"I think I crossed that line when I got a ''date''."


* In ''Literature/LegacyOfTheForce,'' as Jaina's heading off for a date, her younger cousin Ben uses this phrase. Jaina replies that she ''will,'' and hopefully [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar he won't, yet.]]

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* In ''Literature/LegacyOfTheForce,'' as Jaina's heading off for a date, her younger cousin Ben uses this phrase. Jaina replies that she ''will,'' and hopefully [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar he won't, yet.]]

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* Willow says this in ''Fanfic/TheSecretReturnOfAlexMack'' when Alex and Ray are going home after graduation. Ray, however, can't think of anything a pair of teen-agers might get up to that Willow wouldn't do.

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* Lily starts to say this to Harriett in ''Fanfic/TheRigelBlackChronicles'', then realises that she's in the presence of both James and Sirius, and settles for "don't do anything ''Remus'' wouldn't do."


* ''Series/YesMinister:'' Unusual CouldSayItBut example, when Hacker is [[BlatantLies definitely not telling Sir Humphrey to leak documents to the press during his upcoming meal with a journalist.]]

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* ''Series/YesMinister:'' Unusual CouldSayItBut example, when Hacker is [[BlatantLies definitely not not]] telling Sir Humphrey to leak documents to the press during his upcoming meal with a journalist.]]

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* ''Series/YesMinister:'' Unusual CouldSayItBut example, when Hacker is [[BlatantLies definitely not telling Sir Humphrey to leak documents to the press during his upcoming meal with a journalist.]]


* ''Series/BetterOffTed"
-->''Linda''': Don't do anything I wouldn't do! (Whispers) There's nothing I wouldn't do.
-->''Friend''': I know, I was your roommate.

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* ''Series/BetterOffTed"
-->''Linda''':
''Series/BetterOffTed''
-->'''Linda''':
Don't do anything I wouldn't do! (Whispers) There's nothing I wouldn't do.
-->''Friend''': -->'''Friend''': I know, I was your roommate.

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* In ''Literature/LegacyOfTheForce,'' as Jaina's heading off for a date, her younger cousin Ben uses this phrase. Jaina replies that she ''will,'' and hopefully [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar he won't, yet.]]

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