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* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'': In the episode "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS4E5TheUnbearableBlightnessOfBeing The Unbearable Blightness of Being]]", Gaia ends up switching minds with Dr. Blight. When she tries to explain what has happened to the Planeteers, Wheeler retorts, "Yeah, and I'm Captain Pollution".
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** In the episode "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E5ThePredator The Predator]]", a coastal town where Gi and Ma-Ti are vacationing freaks out about sharks and hires Argos Bleak to exterminate them. Having failed to find anything as big as the townsfolk claimed, Bleak mutters that maybe there isn't a killer shark in the area. Ma-Ti hopefully suggests that maybe he'll call it quits, and Gi sarcastically retorts that perhaps nuclear waste will turn out to be healthful.
** In the episode "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS4E5TheUnbearableBlightnessOfBeing The Unbearable Blightness of Being]]", Gaia ends up switching minds with Dr. Blight. When she tries to explain what has happened to the Planeteers, Wheeler retorts, "Yeah, and I'm Captain Pollution".
** In the episode "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS2E5ThePredator The Predator]]", a coastal town where Gi and Ma-Ti are vacationing freaks out about sharks and hires Argos Bleak to exterminate them. Having failed to find anything as big as the townsfolk claimed, Bleak mutters that maybe there isn't a killer shark in the area. Ma-Ti hopefully suggests that maybe he'll call it quits, and Gi sarcastically retorts that perhaps nuclear waste will turn out to be healthful.
** In the episode "[[Recap/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteersS4E5TheUnbearableBlightnessOfBeing The Unbearable Blightness of Being]]", Gaia ends up switching minds with Dr. Blight. When she tries to explain what has happened to the Planeteers, Wheeler retorts, "Yeah, and I'm Captain Pollution".
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* ''Series/GetSmart''. Max pulls a gun on the Chief when he starts wearing a DodgyToupee.
-->'''Max:''' If that's the Chief then I'm Abraham Lincoln!
-->'''Chief:''' Max!
-->'''Max:''' Four score and seven years ago...
-->'''Max:''' If that's the Chief then I'm Abraham Lincoln!
-->'''Chief:''' Max!
-->'''Max:''' Four score and seven years ago...
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* The 12th issue of ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Adventures]]'' has some reporter flying to the capital of Bijouti to cover the relief effort occurring during a heatwave. After seeing that the country has frozen over, one of them remarks "If that city's going through a '''heat wave''', then you guys must be '''elves''', 'cause I'm '''Santa Claus'''!"
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Another common variation involves sarcastically responding to a request or demand with a ridiculous or fantastical one, often with a phrase like "But we can't get everything we want, now can we?" tacked on at the end.
-> '''Bob:''' I'd like a pay raise.\\
'''Alice:''' And I'd like to win the lottery.
-> '''Bob:''' I'd like a pay raise.\\
'''Alice:''' And I'd like to win the lottery.
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See also OrMyNameIsnt. If the person is secretly who they are claiming to be and only saying it in a sarcastic manner to throw the listener off, it's a SarcasticConfession. If the person genuinely believes to be royalty but isn't, see NapoleonDelusion.
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See also OrMyNameIsnt. Compare AskAStupidQuestion and IsTheAnswerToThisQuestionYes. If the person is secretly who they are claiming to be and only saying it in a sarcastic manner to throw the listener off, it's a SarcasticConfession. If the person genuinely believes to be royalty but isn't, see NapoleonDelusion.
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Can lead to interesting results if Bob takes Alice at her word, which may be because he's [[SarcasmBlind constitutionally deaf to sarcasm]], doesn't expect her to disbelieve him, or doesn't recognize the improbability of her statement. Or Bob may sarcastically reference Alice's statement when ''his'' improbable statement is proven true. See CueTheFlyingPigs.
Compare NapoleonDelusion. See also OrMyNameIsnt. If the person is secretly who they are claiming to be and only saying it in a sarcastic manner to throw the listener off, it's a SarcasticConfession.
Compare NapoleonDelusion. See also OrMyNameIsnt. If the person is secretly who they are claiming to be and only saying it in a sarcastic manner to throw the listener off, it's a SarcasticConfession.
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-> '''Bob:''' I'd like a pay raise.\\
'''Alice:''' And I'd like to win the lottery.
See also OrMyNameIsnt. If the person is secretly who they are claiming to be and only saying it in a sarcastic manner to throw the listener off, it's a SarcasticConfession. If the person genuinely believes to be royalty but isn't, see NapoleonDelusion.
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* ''ComicBook/{{Static}}'': In the 43rd issue, Static encounters a de-powered [[ComicBook/BloodSyndicate Brickhouse]]. Because she is a normal human and not a tall monster made of bricks, Static makes it clear he doesn't believe her claims of being Brickhouse by quipping "Yeah, right! And I'm ComicBook/{{Icon}}!"
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** In "Mutiny on the Soundstage," Chef Hatchet announces that this is his last day working for the show because he accepted a job as a chef on a cruise ship; a disbelieving Chris snarks in response that ''he'' just got a job hosting the Oscars.
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* In the book ''Literature/LettersFromCamp'', the selfish family of former child stars running the summer camp have the CatchPhrase "We'd rather sing than fight, 'cause being polite is such a delight." One of the campers comments, "If they're polite, I'm Snow White."
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* In the book ''Literature/LettersFromCamp'', the selfish family of former child stars running the summer camp have the CatchPhrase catchphrase "We'd rather sing than fight, 'cause being polite is such a delight." One of the campers comments, "If they're polite, I'm Snow White."
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* ''ComicBook/DialHForHero'': The story featured in issue 42 of ''New Adventures of Superboy'' has such an exchange happen during the exterior shot of a comic convention.
-->'''Voice One:''' I heard the owner's got connections with Marv Wolfman and he'll get the winner a guest shot in ''The New Teen Titans''!\\
'''Voice Two:''' Yeah, right-- And my mother can introduce you to Sarah Lee!
-->'''Voice One:''' I heard the owner's got connections with Marv Wolfman and he'll get the winner a guest shot in ''The New Teen Titans''!\\
'''Voice Two:''' Yeah, right-- And my mother can introduce you to Sarah Lee!
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* In an episode of ''Series/MuppetsTonight'' guest starring Prince (then in his "Artist formerly known as" phase), the episode opened with this exchange between Prince and Bobo the Security Bear.
-->'''Prince:''' I'm the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.\\
'''Bobo:''' And ''I'' am the Bear Currently Known as Not Amused.
-->'''Prince:''' I'm the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.\\
'''Bobo:''' And ''I'' am the Bear Currently Known as Not Amused.
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-->'''Prince:''' I'm the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.\\
'''Bobo:''' And ''I'' am the Bear Currently Known as Not Amused.
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* In an episode of ''Series/MuppetsTonight'' guest starring Prince (then in his "Artist formerly known as" phase), the episode opened with this exchange between Prince and Bobo the Security Bear.
-->'''Prince:''' I'm the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.\\
'''Bobo:''' And ''I'' am the Bear Currently Known as Not Amused.
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* On a 1937 episode of the ''Kraft Music Hall'', Creator/BingCrosby and Zazu Pitts played King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella in a sketch, with sidekick Bob Burns as Columbus. At one point Burns asked for the crown jewels so he could sell them and finance his expedition to the "Far East", prompting the following exchange.
-->'''Crosby:''' Listen Chris, if you get more than three bucks for those clinkers I'm a journeyman plumber.\\
'''Burns:''' Yea, a lively trade, your Majesty.
* In the ''Radio/JohnFinnemoresSouvenirProgramme'' ChristmasEpisode, when the page announces Good King Wensensclas has arrived at the peasant's hut, the peasant's response is "Yeah, and I'm the Pope."
* In an episode of ''Radio/TheMenFromTheMinistry'' General Assistance Department is trying to clear room in Hyde Park for a statue of a deceased industrialist, and end up in a hassle with a crazy speaker which gets the attention of a park guard. When Lennox-Brown claims that they are working for the Department of the Environment, the guard responds by quipping that he's the archbishop of Manchester, which [[SarcasmBlind Lamb]] naturally assumes to be true.
-->'''Crosby:''' Listen Chris, if you get more than three bucks for those clinkers I'm a journeyman plumber.\\
'''Burns:''' Yea, a lively trade, your Majesty.
* In the ''Radio/JohnFinnemoresSouvenirProgramme'' ChristmasEpisode, when the page announces Good King Wensensclas has arrived at the peasant's hut, the peasant's response is "Yeah, and I'm the Pope."
* In an episode of ''Radio/TheMenFromTheMinistry'' General Assistance Department is trying to clear room in Hyde Park for a statue of a deceased industrialist, and end up in a hassle with a crazy speaker which gets the attention of a park guard. When Lennox-Brown claims that they are working for the Department of the Environment, the guard responds by quipping that he's the archbishop of Manchester, which [[SarcasmBlind Lamb]] naturally assumes to be true.
* In the ''Radio/JohnFinnemoresSouvenirProgramme'' ChristmasEpisode, when the page announces Good King Wensensclas has arrived at the peasant's hut, the peasant's response is "Yeah, and I'm the Pope."
* On a 1937 episode of the ''Kraft Music Hall'', Creator/BingCrosby and Zazu Pitts played King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella in a sketch, with sidekick Bob Burns as Columbus. At one point Burns asked for the crown jewels so he could sell them and finance his expedition to the "Far East", prompting the following exchange.
-->'''Crosby:''' Listen Chris, if you get more than three bucks for those clinkers I'm a journeyman plumber.\\
'''Burns:''' Yea, a lively trade, your Majesty.
* In an episode of ''Radio/TheMenFromTheMinistry'' General Assistance Department is trying to clear room in Hyde Park for a statue of a deceased industrialist, and end up in a hassle with a crazy speaker which gets the attention of a park guard. When Lennox-Brown claims that they are working for the Department of the Environment, the guard responds by quipping that he's the archbishop of Manchester, which [[SarcasmBlind Lamb]] naturally assumes to be true.
* On a 1937 episode of the ''Kraft Music Hall'', Creator/BingCrosby and Zazu Pitts played King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella in a sketch, with sidekick Bob Burns as Columbus. At one point Burns asked for the crown jewels so he could sell them and finance his expedition to the "Far East", prompting the following exchange.
-->'''Crosby:''' Listen Chris, if you get more than three bucks for those clinkers I'm a journeyman plumber.\\
'''Burns:''' Yea, a lively trade, your Majesty.
* In an episode of ''Radio/TheMenFromTheMinistry'' General Assistance Department is trying to clear room in Hyde Park for a statue of a deceased industrialist, and end up in a hassle with a crazy speaker which gets the attention of a park guard. When Lennox-Brown claims that they are working for the Department of the Environment, the guard responds by quipping that he's the archbishop of Manchester, which [[SarcasmBlind Lamb]] naturally assumes to be true.
* ''Theatre/FiniansRainbow'' has the lyric, "If this isn't love, I'm Creator/CarmenMiranda." The couplet this was part of was updated for the 1960 revival: "If this isn't love, there's no Glocca Morra / If this isn't love, I'm Creator/ZsaZsaGabor-a."
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* ''Theatre/FiniansRainbow'' has the lyric, "If this isn't love, I'm Creator/CarmenMiranda." The couplet this was part of was updated for the 1960 revival: "If this isn't love, there's no Glocca Morra / If this isn't love, I'm Creator/ZsaZsaGabor-a."
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* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': Kevyn uses the "monkey's uncle" line at one point, leading Tagon to note that his (Kevyn's) sister ''did'' work with several (sapient) gorillas, and there was always a possibility--
-->'''Kevyn:''' --that any illegitimate children will be ''apes'', not monkeys. I checked.
-->'''Kevyn:''' --that any illegitimate children will be ''apes'', not monkeys. I checked.
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': Kevyn uses the "monkey's uncle" line at one point, leading Tagon to note that his (Kevyn's) sister ''did'' work with several (sapient) gorillas, and there was always a possibility--
-->'''Kevyn:''' --that any illegitimate children will be ''apes'', not monkeys. I checked.
-->'''Kevyn:''' --that any illegitimate children will be ''apes'', not monkeys. I checked.
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* Done in [[UsefulNotes/AustralianSlang unique Aussie style]] in ''WebVideo/StarWarsDownunder''.
-->'''Merve:''' G'day. Merve Bushwacker. I'm a Jedi.\\
'''Burko:''' Get your hand off it, mate!
-->'''Merve:''' G'day. Merve Bushwacker. I'm a Jedi.\\
'''Burko:''' Get your hand off it, mate!
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-->'''Merve:''' G'day. Merve Bushwacker. I'm a Jedi.\\
'''Burko:''' Get your hand off it, mate!
-->'''Merve:''' G'day. Merve Bushwacker. I'm a Jedi.\\
'''Burko:''' Get your hand off it, mate!
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* In ''Film/AboutScout'', a woman working at the daycare says that Lulu is too old and needs to be in public school. When Scout says, "She is four," the woman says, "If Tallulah is four, I'm the queen of Sheba, and I don't see no crowns sitting on top of my head."
* ''Film/AirForceOne'' sees the President phoning the White House's switchboard, asking to be transferred to the Situation Room. The receptionist refuses--as the President doesn't call that number--and, after he tells her he's the President, she responds with, "And I'm the First Lady".
* ''Film/AirForceOne'' sees the President phoning the White House's switchboard, asking to be transferred to the Situation Room. The receptionist refuses--as the President doesn't call that number--and, after he tells her he's the President, she responds with, "And I'm the First Lady".
* In the 1934 [[Creator/JohnBarrymore Barrymore]] [[Creator/LionelBarrymore brothers]] film ''Film/ArseneLupin1932'', Lupin, a MasterOfDisguise, is posing as the Duc d'Chamaras. When Inspector Guerchard hears that the Duke is in town, and hears his description, he proclaims, "If he's the Duc d'Chamaras, then I'm the ''Queen of Rumania''!" This gets an IronicEcho later down the line, via a false CueTheFlyingPigs.
* In the Disney version of ''Theatre/BabesInToyland'', when Barnaby announces to Mother Goose Village his intention to get married to Mary Contrary, he says...
-->'''Barnaby:''' You are looking at a very happy man!\\
'''Sylvester the goose:''' ''[to Mother Goose]'' [[DeadpanSnarker If he's happy, I'm a chicken.]]
* In ''Film/BigFatLiar'', as Jason is being dragged out of Wolf's movie studio protesting that he wrote the titular movie, one of the security guards dragging him jokes "Yeah, and I wrote ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}''!"
* The Creator/MarxBrothers' movie ''Film/TheBigStore'':
-->'''Mr. Grover:''' Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.\\
'''Wolf J. Flywheel:''' Keep your family out of this!
* In the Disney version of ''Theatre/BabesInToyland'', when Barnaby announces to Mother Goose Village his intention to get married to Mary Contrary, he says...
-->'''Barnaby:''' You are looking at a very happy man!\\
'''Sylvester the goose:''' ''[to Mother Goose]'' [[DeadpanSnarker If he's happy, I'm a chicken.]]
* In ''Film/BigFatLiar'', as Jason is being dragged out of Wolf's movie studio protesting that he wrote the titular movie, one of the security guards dragging him jokes "Yeah, and I wrote ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}''!"
* The Creator/MarxBrothers' movie ''Film/TheBigStore'':
-->'''Mr. Grover:''' Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.\\
'''Wolf J. Flywheel:''' Keep your family out of this!
* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'': Quoth Creator/JimCarrey's character, the titular Bruce: "If that was God, then I'm Creator/ClintEastwood!" The catch: that really ''was'' God, and Bruce just received God's powers. HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Bruce:''' ''[as Clint]'' Be careful what you wish for... [[Film/DirtyHarry punk]].
* ''Film/CalamityJane'': The small-town theatre hall owner in Deadwood sarcastically says this when Calamity asks why he doesn't send for Adelaide Adams, a big star of the Chicago stage.
-->'''Calamity:''' Why don't you send for her?\\
'''Henry:''' ''Sure.'' Why don't I send for the Queen of Sheba?\\
'''Bill:''' Yeah.\\
'''Calamity:''' [[SarcasmBlind ...No good. They want Adelaide!]]
* In ''Film/ClassAct'', when Duncan is in jail, he tries to tell the guard that he's a highly-intelligent honor student who has never been in trouble before, he just dismisses him and says, "Uh-huh, and I'm [[Creator/PaulReubens Pee Wee Herman]]."
* A variation in ''Film/{{Commando}}'' after Matrix is arrested breaking into the gunstore.
-->'''Matrix:''' If you call General Franklin Kirby he will explain everything to you!\\
'''Cop:''' Kirby, huh? Yeah, I think we ran him in last week. ''[laughs]''
* In ''Film/ConAir'', once the pursuing cops realize the criminals duped them, a helicopter pilot goes "If that aircraft's carrying 30 prisoners, I'm Elvis Presley".
* ''Film/CrookedHouse'': When Taverner questions Charles about his foray into intelligence work in Cairo, Charles protests:
-->'''Charles:''' I was a diplomat.\\
'''Taverner:''' And I'm a duchess!
* In the film ''Film/CrossedSwords'', a version of ''Literature/ThePrinceAndThePauper'', the Prince insists to the man who came to his defense that he was the Prince and he receives the reply "yes, and I'm Ivan the Terrible".
--> '''Bruce:''' ''[as Clint]'' Be careful what you wish for... [[Film/DirtyHarry punk]].
* ''Film/CalamityJane'': The small-town theatre hall owner in Deadwood sarcastically says this when Calamity asks why he doesn't send for Adelaide Adams, a big star of the Chicago stage.
-->'''Calamity:''' Why don't you send for her?\\
'''Henry:''' ''Sure.'' Why don't I send for the Queen of Sheba?\\
'''Bill:''' Yeah.\\
'''Calamity:''' [[SarcasmBlind ...No good. They want Adelaide!]]
* In ''Film/ClassAct'', when Duncan is in jail, he tries to tell the guard that he's a highly-intelligent honor student who has never been in trouble before, he just dismisses him and says, "Uh-huh, and I'm [[Creator/PaulReubens Pee Wee Herman]]."
* A variation in ''Film/{{Commando}}'' after Matrix is arrested breaking into the gunstore.
-->'''Matrix:''' If you call General Franklin Kirby he will explain everything to you!\\
'''Cop:''' Kirby, huh? Yeah, I think we ran him in last week. ''[laughs]''
* In ''Film/ConAir'', once the pursuing cops realize the criminals duped them, a helicopter pilot goes "If that aircraft's carrying 30 prisoners, I'm Elvis Presley".
* ''Film/CrookedHouse'': When Taverner questions Charles about his foray into intelligence work in Cairo, Charles protests:
-->'''Charles:''' I was a diplomat.\\
'''Taverner:''' And I'm a duchess!
* In the film ''Film/CrossedSwords'', a version of ''Literature/ThePrinceAndThePauper'', the Prince insists to the man who came to his defense that he was the Prince and he receives the reply "yes, and I'm Ivan the Terrible".
* ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance'':
-->'''Officer Wanda Schepard:''' Sergeant Turley, Sergeant Turley! In the last five minutes, the volume that comes here have tripled. What the hell is going on?\\
'''Sgt Turley:''' Stop, let me explain. For the rest of the day, we are supposed to handle the department's communication.\\
'''Wanda:''' What do you mean, handle?\\
'''Sgt Turley:''' They are shutting down the police band. All calls will be coming through this switchboard.\\
'''Wanda:''' And I'm going to marry Donald Trump.
* ''Film/DominickAndEugene'': When Larry says that Gino and Jennifer must be having sex, Nicky says, "He's just helping her study, that's all." Larry answers, "Sure, and I'm the Pope's long-lost son."
* ''Film/{{Entrapment}}'': When Gin is trying to convince Mac that she is a thief:
-->'''Gin:''' I stole the Creator/{{Rembrandt|VanRijn}}.\\
'''Mac:''' And I painted the Art/SistineChapel.
* A literal example in the direct-to-video thriller ''Film/ExceptionToTheRule'', when private detective Burt Ramsey confronts the villainous Carla Rainer.
-->'''Carla:''' We're lovers, and the point of this is to clean out the father-in-law Larry.\\
'''Burt:''' Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of fucking Sheba.
* ''Film/FaceOff'' has Castor Troy trying to convince his ex-girlfriend, Sasha, of his true identity while wearing Sean Archer's face.
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Sasha... baby, ''I'm'' Castor. ''He's'' Archer.\\
'''Sasha Hassler:''' And I'm bored.
* ''Film/FarAndAway'': The entire whorehouse can tell that Joseph and Shannon aren't related by blood.
-->'''Molly:''' ''[after watching an argument between them]'' Why don't you shag her and get it over with?\\
'''Joseph:''' She's... my sister!\\
'''Molly:''' And I'm your mother.
-->'''Officer Wanda Schepard:''' Sergeant Turley, Sergeant Turley! In the last five minutes, the volume that comes here have tripled. What the hell is going on?\\
'''Sgt Turley:''' Stop, let me explain. For the rest of the day, we are supposed to handle the department's communication.\\
'''Wanda:''' What do you mean, handle?\\
'''Sgt Turley:''' They are shutting down the police band. All calls will be coming through this switchboard.\\
'''Wanda:''' And I'm going to marry Donald Trump.
* ''Film/DominickAndEugene'': When Larry says that Gino and Jennifer must be having sex, Nicky says, "He's just helping her study, that's all." Larry answers, "Sure, and I'm the Pope's long-lost son."
* ''Film/{{Entrapment}}'': When Gin is trying to convince Mac that she is a thief:
-->'''Gin:''' I stole the Creator/{{Rembrandt|VanRijn}}.\\
'''Mac:''' And I painted the Art/SistineChapel.
* A literal example in the direct-to-video thriller ''Film/ExceptionToTheRule'', when private detective Burt Ramsey confronts the villainous Carla Rainer.
-->'''Carla:''' We're lovers, and the point of this is to clean out the father-in-law Larry.\\
'''Burt:''' Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of fucking Sheba.
* ''Film/FaceOff'' has Castor Troy trying to convince his ex-girlfriend, Sasha, of his true identity while wearing Sean Archer's face.
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Sasha... baby, ''I'm'' Castor. ''He's'' Archer.\\
'''Sasha Hassler:''' And I'm bored.
* ''Film/FarAndAway'': The entire whorehouse can tell that Joseph and Shannon aren't related by blood.
-->'''Molly:''' ''[after watching an argument between them]'' Why don't you shag her and get it over with?\\
'''Joseph:''' She's... my sister!\\
'''Molly:''' And I'm your mother.
* ''Film/GoingInStyle2017'': When Joe says he's planning on committing a heist, Willie and Al have this reaction.
-->'''Joe''': I'm thinking of robbing a bank.
-->'''Al''': ...I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.
-->'''Willie''': I just got drafted by the Knicks! [[SarcasmMode Good week for everybody, huh?]]
* A variation in ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', when Jackson and Tuco's paths finally cross. Tuco believes that Carson is who he says, but he doesn't care.
-->'''Jackson:''' My name is Bill Carson now. It's Carson. Surprise attack. All dead. My name is Jackson, not Carson.\\
'''Tuco:''' Carson, Carson, yeah, yeah. Glad to meet you, Carson, I'm Lincoln's grandfather.
-->'''Joe''': I'm thinking of robbing a bank.
-->'''Al''': ...I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.
-->'''Willie''': I just got drafted by the Knicks! [[SarcasmMode Good week for everybody, huh?]]
* A variation in ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', when Jackson and Tuco's paths finally cross. Tuco believes that Carson is who he says, but he doesn't care.
-->'''Jackson:''' My name is Bill Carson now. It's Carson. Surprise attack. All dead. My name is Jackson, not Carson.\\
'''Tuco:''' Carson, Carson, yeah, yeah. Glad to meet you, Carson, I'm Lincoln's grandfather.
* ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'': Comes up in some banter involving Seamen Jones and Beaumont and the COB (Chief of the Boat):
--> '''COB:''' ''[to Beaumont]'' He gets to raggin' on you too bad, kid, you can always ask him about Pavarotti.\\
'''Jones:''' COB, we don't have time for fish stories, okay? I was right in the middle of teaching Seaman Beaumont here the intricacies of modern sonar--\\
'''COB:''' Yeah, and I ain't Chief of the Boat. I'm actually Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.
--> '''COB:''' ''[to Beaumont]'' He gets to raggin' on you too bad, kid, you can always ask him about Pavarotti.\\
'''Jones:''' COB, we don't have time for fish stories, okay? I was right in the middle of teaching Seaman Beaumont here the intricacies of modern sonar--\\
'''COB:''' Yeah, and I ain't Chief of the Boat. I'm actually Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.
* ''Film/ItTakesTwo1995'': At the salvage yard after Alyssa (disguised as Amanda) is adopted by the Butkises.
-->'''Alyssa:''' My name's Alyssa Callaway!\\
'''Harry Butkis:''' Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Di.
-->'''Alyssa:''' My name's Alyssa Callaway!\\
'''Harry Butkis:''' Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Di.
* Played with in ''Film/JohnnyDangerously''. The title character reminds the neighborhood that [[ClarkKenting around his family, he's just Johnny Kelly]], and then an an off-screen voice responds "And I'm the Pope!". Then the person who said that walks on screen and it turns out it ''is'' UsefulNotes/ThePope.
* Subverted in ''Film/KingdomOfHeaven'': At the end of the film, a party of crusaders comes to the village seeking Balian. Balian, who has had enough of adventure, says, "I am the blacksmith." The leader of the crusading party replies, "And I am the King of England." The camera then rests on the crown conjoined with his helmet; the leader ''is'' the King, Richard the Lionheart.
* Occurs twice in the 1994 version of ''Film/TheShadow''. The first time is when Commissioner Wainwright is under Lamont's hypnosis:
-->'''Lamont:''' You're not going to appoint a police task force... There is no Shadow.\\
'''Wainwright:''' There is no Shadow. If there were, I'd be Eleanor Roosevelt.
** The second time is at the end, where Shiwan Khan is in the psych ward. He desperately cries out his name, only for the other inmates to respond that they're Babe Ruth, Napoleon, Princess Josephine, and other dignitaries.
* In ''Film/Sharknado3OhHellNo'', when Fin, Nova, and Lucas try to enter a military base, Fin introduces himself as Fin Shepard, a personal friend of the Commanding Officer and the hero who saved the day against the previous two sharknadoes. The guard says, "And I'm the Easter Bunny!" Fortunately, the Commanding Officer shows up.
-->'''Lamont:''' You're not going to appoint a police task force... There is no Shadow.\\
'''Wainwright:''' There is no Shadow. If there were, I'd be Eleanor Roosevelt.
** The second time is at the end, where Shiwan Khan is in the psych ward. He desperately cries out his name, only for the other inmates to respond that they're Babe Ruth, Napoleon, Princess Josephine, and other dignitaries.
* In ''Film/Sharknado3OhHellNo'', when Fin, Nova, and Lucas try to enter a military base, Fin introduces himself as Fin Shepard, a personal friend of the Commanding Officer and the hero who saved the day against the previous two sharknadoes. The guard says, "And I'm the Easter Bunny!" Fortunately, the Commanding Officer shows up.
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* ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance'':
-->'''Officer Wanda Schepard:''' Sergeant Turley, Sergeant Turley! In the last five minutes, the volume that comes here have tripled. What the hell is going on?\\
'''Sgt Turley:''' Stop, let me explain. For the rest of the day, we are supposed to handle the department's communication.\\
'''Wanda:''' What do you mean, handle?\\
'''Sgt Turley:''' They are shutting down the police band. All calls will be coming through this switchboard.\\
'''Wanda:''' And I'm going to marry Donald Trump.
* In the 1934 [[Creator/JohnBarrymore Barrymore]] [[Creator/LionelBarrymore brothers]] film ''Arsène Lupin'', Lupin, a MasterOfDisguise, is posing as the Duc d'Chamaras. When Inspector Guerchard hears that the Duke is in town, and hears his description, he proclaims, "If he's the Duc d'Chamaras, then I'm the ''Queen of Rumania''!" This gets an IronicEcho later down the line, via a false CueTheFlyingPigs.
* In the film "Crossed Swords", a version of "The Prince and the Pauper", the Prince insists to the man who came to his defense that he was the Prince and he receives the reply "yes, and I'm Ivan the Terrible".
* Occurs twice in the 1994 version of ''Film/TheShadow''. The first time is when Commissioner Wainwright is under Lamont's hypnosis:
-->'''Lamont:''' You're not going to appoint a police task force... There is no Shadow.\\
'''Wainwright:''' There is no Shadow. If there were, I'd be Eleanor Roosevelt.
** The second time is at the end, where Shiwan Khan is in the psych ward. He desperately cries out his name, only for the other inmates to respond that they're Babe Ruth, Napoleon, Princess Josephine, and other dignitaries.
* Played with in ''Film/JohnnyDangerously''. The title character reminds the neighborhood that [[ClarkKenting around his family, he's just Johnny Kelly]], and then an an off-screen voice responds "And I'm the Pope!". Then the person who said that walks on screen and it turns out it ''is'' UsefulNotes/ThePope.
to:
-->'''Officer Wanda Schepard:''' Sergeant Turley, Sergeant Turley! In
'''Sgt Turley:''' Stop, let me explain. For
* Happens in ''Film/{{Sunset}}'' when Wyatt Earp introduces himself to Michael Alperin for the
-->'''Michael:''' Then I'm Billy the
'''Wyatt:''' No, she's not. Martha Jane Canary was a wonderful woman but she looked like an unmade bed. This young lady is far too pretty.
* ''Film/TombstoneRashomon'': According to
* When Frawley introduces himself to Krista as an FBI agent in ''Film/TheTown'', her response is to laugh and say "So am I!".
* ''Film/TrickyPeople'' plays this after Yello Dyno accosts Reginald at the mall.
-->'''Reginald Charming:''' I'm an upstanding citizen.\\
'''Sgt Turley:''' They are shutting down the police band. All calls will be coming through
* ''Film/VenomLetThereBeCarnage'' has, after Mrs. Chen reacting to being called old with "I'm 39!", Venom responding "And I'm Music/BarryManilow!"
* ''Film/{{Willow}}:'' The title character, who has been tasked to bring a future queen (currently a baby) to her empire, has this
-->'''Willow:''' She's ''really'' a princess.\\
* In
* In the film "Crossed Swords", a version of "The Prince and the Pauper", the Prince insists
* Occurs twice in the 1994 version of ''Film/TheShadow''. The first time is when Commissioner Wainwright is under Lamont's hypnosis:
-->'''Lamont:''' You're not going to appoint a police task force... There is no Shadow.\\
'''Wainwright:''' There is no Shadow. If there were, I'd be Eleanor Roosevelt.
** The second time is at the end, where Shiwan Khan is in the psych ward. He desperately cries out his name, only for the other inmates to respond that they're Babe Ruth, Napoleon, Princess Josephine, and other dignitaries.
* Played with in ''Film/JohnnyDangerously''. The title character reminds the neighborhood that [[ClarkKenting around his family, he's just Johnny Kelly]], and then an an off-screen voice responds "And I'm the Pope!". Then the person who said that walks on screen and it turns out it ''is'' UsefulNotes/ThePope.
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* ''Film/CalamityJane'': The small-town theatre hall owner in Deadwood sarcastically says this when Calamity asks why he doesn't send for Adelaide Adams, a big star of the Chicago stage.
-->'''Calamity:''' Why don't you send for her?\\
'''Henry:''' ''Sure.'' Why don't I send for the Queen of Sheba?\\
'''Bill:''' Yeah.\\
'''Calamity:''' [[SarcasmBlind ...No good. They want Adelaide!]]
* ''Film/FarAndAway'': The entire whorehouse can tell that Joseph and Shannon aren't related by blood.
-->'''Molly:''' ''[after watching an argument between them]'' Why don't you shag her and get it over with?\\
'''Joseph:''' She's... my sister!\\
'''Molly:''' And I'm your mother.
* ''Film/TrickyPeople'' plays this after Yello Dyno accosts Reginald at the mall.
-->'''Reginald Charming:''' I'm an upstanding citizen.\\
'''Yello Dyno:''' If you're an upstanding citizen, I'm Ethel Merman! ''There's no business like show business''...
* ''Film/ItTakesTwo1995'': At the salvage yard after Alyssa (disguised as Amanda) is adopted by the Butkises.
-->'''Alyssa:''' My name's Alyssa Callaway!\\
'''Harry Butkis:''' Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Di.
* ''Film/{{Willow}}:'' The title character, who has been tasked to bring a future queen (currently a baby) to her empire, has this exchange with the swordsman he's traveling with.
-->'''Willow:''' She's ''really'' a princess.\\
'''Madmartigan:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Really?]]'' And ''you're'' a [[CassandraTruth great sorcerer!]] And ''I'm'' the King of Cashmere. ''[beat]'' Go to sleep, Willow.
* Subverted in ''Film/KingdomOfHeaven'': At the end of the film, a party of crusaders comes to the village seeking Balian. Balian, who has had enough of adventure, says, "I am the blacksmith." The leader of the crusading party replies, "And I am the King of England." The camera then rests on the crown conjoined with his helmet; the leader ''is'' the King, Richard the Lionheart.
* In ''Film/Sharknado3OhHellNo'', when Fin, Nova, and Lucas try to enter a military base, Fin introduces himself as Fin Shepard, a personal friend of the Commanding Officer and the hero who saved the day against the previous two sharknadoes. The guard says, "And I'm the Easter Bunny!" Fortunately, the Commanding Officer shows up.
* In ''Film/ConAir'', once the pursuing cops realize the criminals duped them, a helicopter pilot goes "If that aircraft's carrying 30 prisoners, I'm Elvis Presley".
* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'': Quoth Creator/JimCarrey's character, the titular Bruce: "If that was God, then I'm Creator/ClintEastwood!" The catch: that really ''was'' God, and Bruce just received God's powers. HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Bruce:''' ''[as Clint]'' Be careful what you wish for... [[Film/DirtyHarry punk]].
* ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'': Comes up in some banter involving Seamen Jones and Beaumont and the COB (Chief of the Boat):
--> '''COB:''' ''[to Beaumont]'' He gets to raggin' on you too bad, kid, you can always ask him about Pavarotti.\\
'''Jones:''' COB, we don't have time for fish stories, okay? I was right in the middle of teaching Seaman Beaumont here the intricacies of modern sonar--\\
'''COB:''' Yeah, and I ain't Chief of the Boat. I'm actually Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.
* The Creator/MarxBrothers' movie ''The Big Store'':
-->'''Mr. Grover:''' Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.\\
'''Wolf J. Flywheel:''' Keep your family out of this!
* A variation in ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', when Jackson and Tuco's paths finally cross. Tuco believes that Carson is who he says, but he doesn't care.
-->'''Jackson:''' My name is Bill Carson now. It's Carson. Surprise attack. All dead. My name is Jackson, not Carson.\\
'''Tuco:''' Carson, Carson, yeah, yeah. Glad to meet you, Carson, I'm Lincoln's grandfather.
* In ''Film/BigFatLiar'', as Jason is being dragged out of Wolf's movie studio protesting that he wrote the titular movie, one of the security guards dragging him jokes "Yeah, and I wrote ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}''!"
* ''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'': Peter is retiring from the academic decathlon, with the excuse that he wants to focus on his "Stark internship" (a cover for his Spider-Man activities), and Flash is offered the position; Flash snarks that he's "got a date with ComicBook/BlackWidow".
* Happens in ''Film/{{Sunset}}'' when Wyatt Earp introduces himself to Michael Alperin for the first time:
-->'''Michael:''' Then I'm Billy the Kid! And this here's Calamity Jane!\\
'''Wyatt:''' No, she's not. Martha Jane Canary was a wonderful woman but she looked like an unmade bed. This young lady is far too pretty.
* ''Film/CrookedHouse'': When Taverner questions Charles about his foray into intelligence work in Cairo, Charles protests:
-->'''Charles:''' I was a diplomat.\\
'''Taverner:''' And I'm a duchess!
* In the Disney version of ''Theatre/BabesInToyland'', when Barnaby announces to Mother Goose Village his intention to get married to Mary Contrary, he says...
-->'''Barnaby:''' You are looking at a very happy man!\\
'''Sylvester the goose:''' ''[to Mother Goose]'' [[DeadpanSnarker If he's happy, I'm a chicken.]]
* When Frawley introduces himself to Krista as an FBI agent in ''Film/TheTown'', her response is to laugh and say "So am I!".
* A literal example in the direct-to-video thriller ''Film/ExceptionToTheRule'', when private detective Burt Ramsey confronts the villainous Carla Rainer.
-->'''Carla:''' We're lovers, and the point of this is to clean out the father-in-law Larry.\\
'''Burt:''' Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of fucking Sheba.
* ''Film/FaceOff'' has Castor Troy trying to convince his ex-girlfriend, Sasha, of his true identity while wearing Sean Archer's face.
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Sasha... baby, ''I'm'' Castor. ''He's'' Archer.\\
'''Sasha Hassler:''' And I'm bored.
* In ''Film/ClassAct'', when Duncan is in jail, he tries to tell the guard that he's a highly-intelligent honor student who has never been in trouble before, he just dismisses him and says, "Uh-huh, and I'm [[Creator/PaulReubens Pee Wee Herman]]."
* ''Film/AirForceOne'' sees the President phoning the White House's switchboard, asking to be transferred to the Situation Room. The receptionist refuses--as the President doesn't call that number--and, after he tells her he's the President, she responds with, "And I'm the First Lady".
* ''Film/DominickAndEugene'': When Larry says that Gino and Jennifer must be having sex, Nicky says, "He's just helping her study, that's all." Larry answers, "Sure, and I'm the Pope's long-lost son."
* In ''Film/AboutScout'', a woman working at the daycare says that Lulu is too old and needs to be in public school. When Scout says, "She is four," the woman says, "If Tallulah is four, I'm the queen of Sheba, and I don't see no crowns sitting on top of my head."
* ''Film/TombstoneRashomon'': According to Johnny Behan's account, when he asked Billy Claiborne who he was, Claiborne replied "I'm Billy the Kid", which Behan treats with wry amusement.
* ''Film/{{Entrapment}}'': When Gin is trying to convince Mac that she is a thief:
-->'''Gin:''' I stole the Creator/{{Rembrandt|VanRijn}}.\\
'''Mac:''' And I painted the Art/SistineChapel.
* ''Film/VenomLetThereBeCarnage'' has, after Mrs. Chen reacting to being called old with "I'm 39!", Venom responding "And I'm Music/BarryManilow!"
* A variation in ''Film/{{Commando}}'' after Matrix is arrested breaking into the gunstore.
-->'''Matrix:''' If you call General Franklin Kirby he will explain everything to you!\\
'''Cop:''' Kirby, huh? Yeah, I think we ran him in last week. ''[laughs]''
* ''Film/GoingInStyle2017'': When Joe says he's planning on committing a heist, Willie and Al have this reaction.
-->'''Joe''': I'm thinking of robbing a bank.
-->'''Al''': ...I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.
-->'''Willie''': I just got drafted by the Knicks! [[SarcasmMode Good week for everybody, huh?]]
-->'''Calamity:''' Why don't you send for her?\\
'''Henry:''' ''Sure.'' Why don't I send for the Queen of Sheba?\\
'''Bill:''' Yeah.\\
'''Calamity:''' [[SarcasmBlind ...No good. They want Adelaide!]]
* ''Film/FarAndAway'': The entire whorehouse can tell that Joseph and Shannon aren't related by blood.
-->'''Molly:''' ''[after watching an argument between them]'' Why don't you shag her and get it over with?\\
'''Joseph:''' She's... my sister!\\
'''Molly:''' And I'm your mother.
* ''Film/TrickyPeople'' plays this after Yello Dyno accosts Reginald at the mall.
-->'''Reginald Charming:''' I'm an upstanding citizen.\\
'''Yello Dyno:''' If you're an upstanding citizen, I'm Ethel Merman! ''There's no business like show business''...
* ''Film/ItTakesTwo1995'': At the salvage yard after Alyssa (disguised as Amanda) is adopted by the Butkises.
-->'''Alyssa:''' My name's Alyssa Callaway!\\
'''Harry Butkis:''' Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Di.
* ''Film/{{Willow}}:'' The title character, who has been tasked to bring a future queen (currently a baby) to her empire, has this exchange with the swordsman he's traveling with.
-->'''Willow:''' She's ''really'' a princess.\\
'''Madmartigan:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Really?]]'' And ''you're'' a [[CassandraTruth great sorcerer!]] And ''I'm'' the King of Cashmere. ''[beat]'' Go to sleep, Willow.
* Subverted in ''Film/KingdomOfHeaven'': At the end of the film, a party of crusaders comes to the village seeking Balian. Balian, who has had enough of adventure, says, "I am the blacksmith." The leader of the crusading party replies, "And I am the King of England." The camera then rests on the crown conjoined with his helmet; the leader ''is'' the King, Richard the Lionheart.
* In ''Film/Sharknado3OhHellNo'', when Fin, Nova, and Lucas try to enter a military base, Fin introduces himself as Fin Shepard, a personal friend of the Commanding Officer and the hero who saved the day against the previous two sharknadoes. The guard says, "And I'm the Easter Bunny!" Fortunately, the Commanding Officer shows up.
* In ''Film/ConAir'', once the pursuing cops realize the criminals duped them, a helicopter pilot goes "If that aircraft's carrying 30 prisoners, I'm Elvis Presley".
* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'': Quoth Creator/JimCarrey's character, the titular Bruce: "If that was God, then I'm Creator/ClintEastwood!" The catch: that really ''was'' God, and Bruce just received God's powers. HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Bruce:''' ''[as Clint]'' Be careful what you wish for... [[Film/DirtyHarry punk]].
* ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'': Comes up in some banter involving Seamen Jones and Beaumont and the COB (Chief of the Boat):
--> '''COB:''' ''[to Beaumont]'' He gets to raggin' on you too bad, kid, you can always ask him about Pavarotti.\\
'''Jones:''' COB, we don't have time for fish stories, okay? I was right in the middle of teaching Seaman Beaumont here the intricacies of modern sonar--\\
'''COB:''' Yeah, and I ain't Chief of the Boat. I'm actually Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.
* The Creator/MarxBrothers' movie ''The Big Store'':
-->'''Mr. Grover:''' Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.\\
'''Wolf J. Flywheel:''' Keep your family out of this!
* A variation in ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', when Jackson and Tuco's paths finally cross. Tuco believes that Carson is who he says, but he doesn't care.
-->'''Jackson:''' My name is Bill Carson now. It's Carson. Surprise attack. All dead. My name is Jackson, not Carson.\\
'''Tuco:''' Carson, Carson, yeah, yeah. Glad to meet you, Carson, I'm Lincoln's grandfather.
* In ''Film/BigFatLiar'', as Jason is being dragged out of Wolf's movie studio protesting that he wrote the titular movie, one of the security guards dragging him jokes "Yeah, and I wrote ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}''!"
* ''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'': Peter is retiring from the academic decathlon, with the excuse that he wants to focus on his "Stark internship" (a cover for his Spider-Man activities), and Flash is offered the position; Flash snarks that he's "got a date with ComicBook/BlackWidow".
* Happens in ''Film/{{Sunset}}'' when Wyatt Earp introduces himself to Michael Alperin for the first time:
-->'''Michael:''' Then I'm Billy the Kid! And this here's Calamity Jane!\\
'''Wyatt:''' No, she's not. Martha Jane Canary was a wonderful woman but she looked like an unmade bed. This young lady is far too pretty.
* ''Film/CrookedHouse'': When Taverner questions Charles about his foray into intelligence work in Cairo, Charles protests:
-->'''Charles:''' I was a diplomat.\\
'''Taverner:''' And I'm a duchess!
* In the Disney version of ''Theatre/BabesInToyland'', when Barnaby announces to Mother Goose Village his intention to get married to Mary Contrary, he says...
-->'''Barnaby:''' You are looking at a very happy man!\\
'''Sylvester the goose:''' ''[to Mother Goose]'' [[DeadpanSnarker If he's happy, I'm a chicken.]]
* When Frawley introduces himself to Krista as an FBI agent in ''Film/TheTown'', her response is to laugh and say "So am I!".
* A literal example in the direct-to-video thriller ''Film/ExceptionToTheRule'', when private detective Burt Ramsey confronts the villainous Carla Rainer.
-->'''Carla:''' We're lovers, and the point of this is to clean out the father-in-law Larry.\\
'''Burt:''' Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of fucking Sheba.
* ''Film/FaceOff'' has Castor Troy trying to convince his ex-girlfriend, Sasha, of his true identity while wearing Sean Archer's face.
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Sasha... baby, ''I'm'' Castor. ''He's'' Archer.\\
'''Sasha Hassler:''' And I'm bored.
* In ''Film/ClassAct'', when Duncan is in jail, he tries to tell the guard that he's a highly-intelligent honor student who has never been in trouble before, he just dismisses him and says, "Uh-huh, and I'm [[Creator/PaulReubens Pee Wee Herman]]."
* ''Film/AirForceOne'' sees the President phoning the White House's switchboard, asking to be transferred to the Situation Room. The receptionist refuses--as the President doesn't call that number--and, after he tells her he's the President, she responds with, "And I'm the First Lady".
* ''Film/DominickAndEugene'': When Larry says that Gino and Jennifer must be having sex, Nicky says, "He's just helping her study, that's all." Larry answers, "Sure, and I'm the Pope's long-lost son."
* In ''Film/AboutScout'', a woman working at the daycare says that Lulu is too old and needs to be in public school. When Scout says, "She is four," the woman says, "If Tallulah is four, I'm the queen of Sheba, and I don't see no crowns sitting on top of my head."
* ''Film/TombstoneRashomon'': According to Johnny Behan's account, when he asked Billy Claiborne who he was, Claiborne replied "I'm Billy the Kid", which Behan treats with wry amusement.
* ''Film/{{Entrapment}}'': When Gin is trying to convince Mac that she is a thief:
-->'''Gin:''' I stole the Creator/{{Rembrandt|VanRijn}}.\\
'''Mac:''' And I painted the Art/SistineChapel.
* ''Film/VenomLetThereBeCarnage'' has, after Mrs. Chen reacting to being called old with "I'm 39!", Venom responding "And I'm Music/BarryManilow!"
* A variation in ''Film/{{Commando}}'' after Matrix is arrested breaking into the gunstore.
-->'''Matrix:''' If you call General Franklin Kirby he will explain everything to you!\\
'''Cop:''' Kirby, huh? Yeah, I think we ran him in last week. ''[laughs]''
* ''Film/GoingInStyle2017'': When Joe says he's planning on committing a heist, Willie and Al have this reaction.
-->'''Joe''': I'm thinking of robbing a bank.
-->'''Al''': ...I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.
-->'''Willie''': I just got drafted by the Knicks! [[SarcasmMode Good week for everybody, huh?]]
* In ''Literature/{{Haze}}'', Kristie tells Jen, "I'm giving up boys. I want to concentrate on school work and do good works for charity in my spare time." Jen replies, "Right, and I'm Mother Theresa."
* ''Literature/SkinOfTheSea'': As Simi, Kola, Bem, Yinka, and Ifedayo travel by boat to Esu's island, Simi hears a noise in the hold, which Ifedayo thinks is a rat. When they investigate, they see one of the sacks moving and shaking. Yinka says, "If that's a rat, I'm the queen of the Mali Empire." It turns out to be Issa, who [[LittleStowaway stowed away on their boat]] so he could help them rescue the twins.
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* In ''Literature/{{Haze}}'', Kristie tells Jen, "I'm giving up boys. I want to concentrate on school work and do good works for charity in my spare time." Jen replies, "Right, and I'm Mother Theresa."
* ''Literature/SkinOfTheSea'': As Simi, Kola, Bem, Yinka, and Ifedayo travel by boat to Esu's island, Simi hears a noise in the hold, which Ifedayo thinks is a rat. When they investigate, they see one of the sacks moving and shaking. Yinka says, "If that's a rat, I'm the queen of the Mali Empire." It turns out to be Issa, who [[LittleStowaway stowed away on their boat]] so he could help them rescue the twins.
* ''Literature/SkinOfTheSea'': As Simi, Kola, Bem, Yinka, and Ifedayo travel by boat to Esu's island, Simi hears a noise in the hold, which Ifedayo thinks is a rat. When they investigate, they see one of the sacks moving and shaking. Yinka says, "If that's a rat, I'm the queen of the Mali Empire." It turns out to be Issa, who [[LittleStowaway stowed away on their boat]] so he could help them rescue the twins.
* Similarly themed to the above is [[Music/BrooksAndDunn Ronnie Dunn]]'s "Ain't No Trucks in Texas":
-->There ain't no trucks in Texas\\
Ain't no football in the south\\
Aint no bourbon in Kentucky\\
And I ain't drinkin' me some now\\
Ain't no stars in California\\
Memphis never had the blues\\
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas\\
And I ain't missin' you
-->There ain't no trucks in Texas\\
Ain't no football in the south\\
Aint no bourbon in Kentucky\\
And I ain't drinkin' me some now\\
Ain't no stars in California\\
Memphis never had the blues\\
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas\\
And I ain't missin' you
* And Music/RogerMiller's "Little Green Apples":
-->And if that's not lovin' me\\
Then all I've got to say\\
God didn't make little green apples\\
And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime\\
And there's no such thing as Doctor Seuss\\
Or Disneyland, and Mother Goose, no nursery rhyme...
-->And if that's not lovin' me\\
Then all I've got to say\\
God didn't make little green apples\\
And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime\\
And there's no such thing as Doctor Seuss\\
Or Disneyland, and Mother Goose, no nursery rhyme...
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* Similarly themed to the above is [[Music/BrooksAndDunn Ronnie Dunn]]'s "Ain't No Trucks in Texas":
-->There ain't no trucks in Texas\\
Ain't no football in the south\\
Aint no bourbon in Kentucky\\
And I ain't drinkin' me some now\\
Ain't no stars in California\\
Memphis never had the blues\\
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas\\
And I ain't missin' you
* And Roger Miller's "Little Green Apples":
-->And if that's not lovin' me\\
Then all I've got to say\\
God didn't make little green apples\\
And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime\\
And there's no such thing as Doctor Seuss\\
Or Disneyland, and Mother Goose, no nursery rhyme...
-->There ain't no trucks in Texas\\
Ain't no football in the south\\
Aint no bourbon in Kentucky\\
And I ain't drinkin' me some now\\
Ain't no stars in California\\
Memphis never had the blues\\
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas\\
And I ain't missin' you
* And Roger Miller's "Little Green Apples":
-->And if that's not lovin' me\\
Then all I've got to say\\
God didn't make little green apples\\
And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime\\
And there's no such thing as Doctor Seuss\\
Or Disneyland, and Mother Goose, no nursery rhyme...
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* During UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup in 1990 in Italy, Sebastião Lazaroni, coach of the Brazilian team, appeared in a Fiat ad where he was stopped in Turin by an Italian traffic guard that said "Lazaroni, Brazilian, coach of the Brazilian squad, driving a Brazilian car. Nice to meet you, I'm the Pope."
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* During UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup in 1990 in Italy, Sebastião Lazaroni, coach of the Brazilian team, appeared in a Fiat ad where he was stopped in Turin by an Italian traffic guard that said "Lazaroni, Brazilian, coach of the Brazilian squad, driving a Brazilian car. Nice to meet you, I'm the Pope."
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* During UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup in 1990 in Italy, Sebastião Lazaroni, coach of the Brazilian team, appeared in a Fiat ad where he was stopped in Turin by an Italian traffic guard that said "Lazaroni, Brazilian, coach of the Brazilian squad, driving a Brazilian car. Nice to meet you, I'm the Pope."
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* ''Literature/TheMoomins'' comic strip had several storylines in which the Moomins used a TimeMachine to [[TimeTravel travel back in time]] (usually because Moominpappa longed for the glory and romance of the old days, only to find out that the old days weren't as glorious or romantic as he thought), and at one point the trope was played, word for word, when the family went back to AncientEgypt. At their first stop, the Moomins are [[GodGuise mistaken for gods]] because, in the words of the Egyptians, "who but a god would dare to take on the appearance of the holy white hippo?" However, when the family make a time-jump for a century or so and try their GodGuise again, the new Egyptians just shake their heads:
-->'''Moominpappa:''' My good man, I am Horus. This is Isis, Osiris, and Ra.\\
'''Random Egyptian:''' Of course. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.
-->'''Moominpappa:''' My good man, I am Horus. This is Isis, Osiris, and Ra.\\
'''Random Egyptian:''' Of course. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.
* ''Literature/TheMoomins'' comic strip had several storylines in which the Moomins used a TimeMachine to [[TimeTravel travel back in time]] (usually because Moominpappa longed for the glory and romance of the old days, only to find out that the old days weren't as glorious or romantic as he thought), and at one point the trope was played, word for word, when the family went back to AncientEgypt. At their first stop, the Moomins are [[GodGuise mistaken for gods]] because, in the words of the Egyptians, "who but a god would dare to take on the appearance of the holy white hippo?" However, when the family make a time-jump for a century or so and try their GodGuise again, the new Egyptians just shake their heads:
-->'''Moominpappa:''' My good man, I am Horus. This is Isis, Osiris, and Ra.\\
'''Random Egyptian:''' Of course. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.
-->'''Moominpappa:''' My good man, I am Horus. This is Isis, Osiris, and Ra.\\
'''Random Egyptian:''' Of course. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.
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* In ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: The Thing from Another World'', the Animorphs tell Tom [[spoiler:that he's an estreen, someone naturally talented at morphing,]] but he doesn't want to believe them. After a moment of introspection, he tries to change the subject by joking that he's Anastasia Romanov.
* One of the [[MindScrew weirdest examples]] comes from the ''Ghost The Threat'' episode of ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings''. During the Ford Race, Sebulba says that if The Peaceful Is Willing To (Anakin) is not a slave, [[NonSequitur he will pumpkin]].
* Stjepan Sejic posted [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/today-i-found-out-about-the-white-rabbit-395963298 this original pic]] on Deviant Art in which [[Webcomic/{{Sunstone}} Ally and Lisa]] meet new Franchise/{{Batman}} villainess White Rabbit, whose outfit wouldn't be out of place in Ally's sizable fetish wardrobe.
-->'''White Rabbit:''' I happen to be a supervillain!\\
'''Ally:''' And I happen to be a suspension bridge.\\
'''Lisa:''' Dinosaur, right here.
* In ''Fanfic/SecondWind'', a One Piece PeggySue Fan Fiction, Chapter 24 has Ace give this reaction when Luffy and Zoro tell him their secret:
-->'''Ace:''' Oh, sure, you're from the future. Yea, and I'm a park ranger.
* In an ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' comic gag, a drunken Grouchy thinks that Empath is actually Jokey wearing an Empath disguise in order to fool him. When Empath tells him that he's actually Empath, Grouchy replies, "And I'm Smurfette."
* One of the [[MindScrew weirdest examples]] comes from the ''Ghost The Threat'' episode of ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings''. During the Ford Race, Sebulba says that if The Peaceful Is Willing To (Anakin) is not a slave, [[NonSequitur he will pumpkin]].
* Stjepan Sejic posted [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/today-i-found-out-about-the-white-rabbit-395963298 this original pic]] on Deviant Art in which [[Webcomic/{{Sunstone}} Ally and Lisa]] meet new Franchise/{{Batman}} villainess White Rabbit, whose outfit wouldn't be out of place in Ally's sizable fetish wardrobe.
-->'''White Rabbit:''' I happen to be a supervillain!\\
'''Ally:''' And I happen to be a suspension bridge.\\
'''Lisa:''' Dinosaur, right here.
* In ''Fanfic/SecondWind'', a One Piece PeggySue Fan Fiction, Chapter 24 has Ace give this reaction when Luffy and Zoro tell him their secret:
-->'''Ace:''' Oh, sure, you're from the future. Yea, and I'm a park ranger.
* In an ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' comic gag, a drunken Grouchy thinks that Empath is actually Jokey wearing an Empath disguise in order to fool him. When Empath tells him that he's actually Empath, Grouchy replies, "And I'm Smurfette."
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* In ''Fanfic/MyMirrorSwordAndShield'', a Britannian Royal Guard has this reaction when Suzaku tries to avoid a confrontation to prepare for the Battle of Narita.
-->'''Suzaku:''' I'm on important business from the emperor.\\
'''Guard:''' Of course you are, Eleven. And I'm the emperor's cousin.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11889780/1/Niflheim-Academy Niflheim Academy]]'':
-->'''Hagrid:''' Yeh're a blithering idiot who ought go an' boil his head. 'Arry's a good lad. ''Heir o' Slytherin'', an' I'm the Queen of Tir-nan-ogg.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11860415/2/Gorgoneion Gorgoneion]]'':
-->'''Dumbledore:''' My name is Albus Dumbledore and I'm the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.\\
'''Harry:''' Witchcraft and Wizardry? Sure! And I'm Santa Claus, while my mother is Queen Elizabeth II.
-->'''Suzaku:''' I'm on important business from the emperor.\\
'''Guard:''' Of course you are, Eleven. And I'm the emperor's cousin.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11889780/1/Niflheim-Academy Niflheim Academy]]'':
-->'''Hagrid:''' Yeh're a blithering idiot who ought go an' boil his head. 'Arry's a good lad. ''Heir o' Slytherin'', an' I'm the Queen of Tir-nan-ogg.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11860415/2/Gorgoneion Gorgoneion]]'':
-->'''Dumbledore:''' My name is Albus Dumbledore and I'm the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.\\
'''Harry:''' Witchcraft and Wizardry? Sure! And I'm Santa Claus, while my mother is Queen Elizabeth II.
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10301833/1/Wait-What Wait, What?]]'' Hermione tells Ron to stop staring at Fleur.
-->'''Ron:''' I wasn't staring.\\
'''Hermione:''' Yeah, and I'm Voldemort's apprentice.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/28136280 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Harri is unconscious due to an injured magical core and Tonks is forced to impersonate her.
-->'''Katie:''' If you're Harriet Potter then I'm Draco Malfoy in a tutu.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12305358/chapters/28047948 The Short-Legged Vixen]]'':
** Lila has an ''epic'' one when her StalkerWithACrush tries to deny what he was trying to pull:
--->"And Ladybug has a split personality, that is actually [[BigBad PAPILLON]]! And their secret identity is Gabriel Agreste!" Lila made a mental note to apologize to Adrien when [[FunnyBackgroundEvent she saw him pass by, his face green, the mouth covered and the feet leading him to the nearest bathroom quickly]].
** Lila's strange takes on this trope are an authorial RunningGag: the second chapter explains that her (canon) lie about rockstar Jagged Stone writing a song about her was actually her pulling this trope to Chloe, only for Chloe to somehow take it at face value -- leading to the far wilder claim above.
** From the same author, ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12651228 Marinette's Halloween Group]]'' shows how Lila solved her problems with people taking her claims at face value: {{Calling Card}}s presenting her as the Queen of Sheba. Made for her by Rose who apparently came up with the idea, to everyone's [[DidNotSeeThatComing shock]].
-->'''Ron:''' I wasn't staring.\\
'''Hermione:''' Yeah, and I'm Voldemort's apprentice.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/28136280 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Harri is unconscious due to an injured magical core and Tonks is forced to impersonate her.
-->'''Katie:''' If you're Harriet Potter then I'm Draco Malfoy in a tutu.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12305358/chapters/28047948 The Short-Legged Vixen]]'':
** Lila has an ''epic'' one when her StalkerWithACrush tries to deny what he was trying to pull:
--->"And Ladybug has a split personality, that is actually [[BigBad PAPILLON]]! And their secret identity is Gabriel Agreste!" Lila made a mental note to apologize to Adrien when [[FunnyBackgroundEvent she saw him pass by, his face green, the mouth covered and the feet leading him to the nearest bathroom quickly]].
** Lila's strange takes on this trope are an authorial RunningGag: the second chapter explains that her (canon) lie about rockstar Jagged Stone writing a song about her was actually her pulling this trope to Chloe, only for Chloe to somehow take it at face value -- leading to the far wilder claim above.
** From the same author, ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12651228 Marinette's Halloween Group]]'' shows how Lila solved her problems with people taking her claims at face value: {{Calling Card}}s presenting her as the Queen of Sheba. Made for her by Rose who apparently came up with the idea, to everyone's [[DidNotSeeThatComing shock]].
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* ''[[https://kokopelli.nsns.fanficauthors.net/Making_Change/Making_Change/ Making Change]]'':
-->'''Hermione:''' I'll be all right. Besides, you're sneaking off to see Susan.\\
'''Harry:''' If you're all right, I'm the Prince of Wales.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1350670/2/Harry-Potter-and-the-Dream-Come-True Harry Potter and the Dream Come True]]'' James returns to his body after fourteen years of torment in Hell.
-->'''James:''' Look, Remus, I know this is hard to believe, but it's no joke. I really am James Potter!\\
'''Remus:''' Right. You're James Potter. And I'm the Muggle Queen of England.
-->'''Hermione:''' I'll be all right. Besides, you're sneaking off to see Susan.\\
'''Harry:''' If you're all right, I'm the Prince of Wales.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1350670/2/Harry-Potter-and-the-Dream-Come-True Harry Potter and the Dream Come True]]'' James returns to his body after fourteen years of torment in Hell.
-->'''James:''' Look, Remus, I know this is hard to believe, but it's no joke. I really am James Potter!\\
'''Remus:''' Right. You're James Potter. And I'm the Muggle Queen of England.
to:
* ''[[https://kokopelli.nsns.fanficauthors.net/Making_Change/Making_Change/ Making Change]]'':
-->'''Hermione:''' I'll be all right. Besides, you're sneaking offIn ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: The Thing from Another World'', the Animorphs tell Tom [[spoiler:that he's an estreen, someone naturally talented at morphing,]] but he doesn't want to see Susan.\\
'''Harry:''' If you're all right,believe them. After a moment of introspection, he tries to change the subject by joking that he's Anastasia Romanov.
* In an ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' comic gag, a drunken Grouchy thinks that Empath is actually Jokey wearing an Empath disguise in order to fool him. When Empath tells him that he's actually Empath, Grouchy replies, "And I'm Smurfette."
* Eleanor Arneson and Ruth Berman gave this line to a cop in "The Face on thePrince Barroom Floor", a ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fan novella in which Captain Kirk, after going incognito on shore leave, can't convince anyone of Wales.
his real identity.
*In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1350670/2/Harry-Potter-and-the-Dream-Come-True Harry Potter net/s/11860415/2/Gorgoneion Gorgoneion]]'':
-->'''Dumbledore:''' My name is Albus Dumbledore and I'm theDream Come True]]'' James returns to his body after fourteen years headmaster of torment in Hell.
-->'''James:''' Look, Remus, I know this is hard to believe, but it's no joke. I really am James Potter!\\
'''Remus:''' Right. You're James Potter.Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.\\
'''Harry:''' Witchcraft and Wizardry? Sure! And I'mthe Muggle Santa Claus, while my mother is Queen of England.Elizabeth II.
-->'''Hermione:''' I'll be all right. Besides, you're sneaking off
'''Harry:''' If you're all right,
* In an ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' comic gag, a drunken Grouchy thinks that Empath is actually Jokey wearing an Empath disguise in order to fool him. When Empath tells him that he's actually Empath, Grouchy replies, "And I'm Smurfette."
* Eleanor Arneson and Ruth Berman gave this line to a cop in "The Face on the
*
-->'''Dumbledore:''' My name is Albus Dumbledore and I'm the
-->'''James:''' Look, Remus, I know this is hard to believe, but it's no joke. I really am James Potter!\\
'''Remus:''' Right. You're James Potter.
'''Harry:''' Witchcraft and Wizardry? Sure! And I'm
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1350670/2/Harry-Potter-and-the-Dream-Come-True Harry Potter and the Dream Come True]]'' James returns to his body after fourteen years of torment in Hell.
-->'''James:''' Look, Remus, I know this is hard to believe, but it's no joke. I really am James Potter!\\
'''Remus:''' Right. You're James Potter. And I'm the Muggle Queen of England.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/322277/14/Harry-Potter-and-the-Power-of-Will Harry Potter and the Power of Will]]'' Harry is required to testify during his uncle's trial at the wizarding court in Diagon Alley.
-->'''Secretary:''' Names?\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' Harry Potter and Minerva [=McGonagall=].\\
'''Secretary:''' Uh huh, and I'm in the Ministry of Magic and working here under-cover.
-->'''James:''' Look, Remus, I know this is hard to believe, but it's no joke. I really am James Potter!\\
'''Remus:''' Right. You're James Potter. And I'm the Muggle Queen of England.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/322277/14/Harry-Potter-and-the-Power-of-Will Harry Potter and the Power of Will]]'' Harry is required to testify during his uncle's trial at the wizarding court in Diagon Alley.
-->'''Secretary:''' Names?\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' Harry Potter and Minerva [=McGonagall=].\\
'''Secretary:''' Uh huh, and I'm in the Ministry of Magic and working here under-cover.
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* Eleanor Arneson and Ruth Berman gave this line to a cop in "The Face on the Barroom Floor", a ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fan novella in which Captain Kirk, after going incognito on shore leave, can't convince anyone of his real identity.
* ''Fanfic/PokemonCrossing'': During their confrontation at Mt. Chimney:
--->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
--->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12575015/4/Predator-and-Prey Predator and Prey]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' James isn't that bad, you know.\\
'''Lily:''' Right, and I am Morgana Le Fay.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9835408/12/Prediction-no-thank-you Prediction, no thank you!]]'':
-->'''Jessica:''' You didn't get hurt, right?\\
'''Harry:''' No I'm fine.\\
'''Terry:''' Harry, you might be physically alright, but you're not fine, considering everything that happened the past day. If you are I'm a llama.
* ''Fanfic/PokemonCrossing'': During their confrontation at Mt. Chimney:
--->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
--->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12575015/4/Predator-and-Prey Predator and Prey]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' James isn't that bad, you know.\\
'''Lily:''' Right, and I am Morgana Le Fay.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9835408/12/Prediction-no-thank-you Prediction, no thank you!]]'':
-->'''Jessica:''' You didn't get hurt, right?\\
'''Harry:''' No I'm fine.\\
'''Terry:''' Harry, you might be physically alright, but you're not fine, considering everything that happened the past day. If you are I'm a llama.
to:
* Eleanor Arneson and Ruth Berman gave this line In ''Fanfic/TheLegendOfZeldaParadiseCalling'', when Link tries to a cop in "The Face on the Barroom Floor", a ''Franchise/StarTrek'' fan novella in which Captain Kirk, after going incognito on shore leave, can't convince anyone of his real identity.
* ''Fanfic/PokemonCrossing'': During their confrontation at Mt. Chimney:
--->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
--->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12575015/4/Predator-and-Prey Predator and Prey]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' James isn'ttell Malon that bad, you know.the gargoyle statue came to life and attacked him.
-->'''Link:''' I'm not crazy. I know what I saw.\\
'''Lily:''' Right, and I am Morgana Le Fay.
'''Malon:''' ''[snorts]'' Uh huh. Next thing you'll be telling me is that there are dragons living in Death Mountain. ''[starts to dab him with an antiseptic potion]''\\
'''Link:''' Well actually, now that yo--''AAAAGH''!
*''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9835408/12/Prediction-no-thank-you Prediction, no thank you!]]'':
-->'''Jessica:''' You didn't get hurt, right?\\
'''Harry:''' No I'm fine.''[[https://kokopelli.nsns.fanficauthors.net/Making_Change/Making_Change/ Making Change]]'':
-->'''Hermione:''' I'll be all right. Besides, you're sneaking off to see Susan.\\
'''Terry:''' Harry, you might be physically alright, but '''Harry:''' If you're not fine, considering everything that happened the past day. If you are all right, I'm a llama.the Prince of Wales.
* ''Fanfic/PokemonCrossing'': During their confrontation at Mt. Chimney:
--->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
--->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12575015/4/Predator-and-Prey Predator and Prey]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' James isn't
-->'''Link:''' I'm not crazy. I know what I saw.\\
'''Link:''' Well actually, now that yo--''AAAAGH''!
*
-->'''Jessica:''' You didn't get hurt, right?\\
'''Harry:''' No I'm fine.
-->'''Hermione:''' I'll be all right. Besides, you're sneaking off to see Susan.\\
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* ''Fanfic/WhenTheBrushHitsTheCanvas'': When an old man yells at Link for stopping him from drinking his milk in peace:
-->''If this guy is drinking milk then I'm the King of Evil.''
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' manages to combine this with ActorAllusion:
-->'''Kaiba's Shadow:''' I'm Seto Kaiba's ghost.\\
'''[[Creator/DanGreen Yami]]:''' And I'm [[Anime/SonicX Knuckles the Echidna.]]
** The same episode gave us this gem:
--->'''Yami:''' If you're a ghost, then I'm straight.
-->''If this guy is drinking milk then I'm the King of Evil.''
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' manages to combine this with ActorAllusion:
-->'''Kaiba's Shadow:''' I'm Seto Kaiba's ghost.\\
'''[[Creator/DanGreen Yami]]:''' And I'm [[Anime/SonicX Knuckles the Echidna.]]
** The same episode gave us this gem:
--->'''Yami:''' If you're a ghost, then I'm straight.
to:
* ''Fanfic/WhenTheBrushHitsTheCanvas'': When an old man yells at Link for stopping him from drinking his milk in peace:
-->''IfIn ''Fanfic/MyMirrorSwordAndShield'', a Britannian Royal Guard has this guy is drinking milk then reaction when Suzaku tries to avoid a confrontation to prepare for the Battle of Narita.
-->'''Suzaku:''' I'm on important business from theKing of Evil.''
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' manages to combine this with ActorAllusion:
-->'''Kaiba's Shadow:''' I'm Seto Kaiba's ghost.emperor.\\
'''[[Creator/DanGreen Yami]]:''' '''Guard:''' Of course you are, Eleven. And I'm [[Anime/SonicX Knuckles the Echidna.]]
** The same episode gave us this gem:
--->'''Yami:''' If you'reemperor's cousin.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11889780/1/Niflheim-Academy Niflheim Academy]]'':
-->'''Hagrid:''' Yeh're aghost, then blithering idiot who ought go an' boil his head. 'Arry's a good lad. ''Heir o' Slytherin'', an' I'm straight.the Queen of Tir-nan-ogg.
-->''If
-->'''Suzaku:''' I'm on important business from the
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' manages to combine this with ActorAllusion:
-->'''Kaiba's Shadow:''' I'm Seto Kaiba's ghost.
** The same episode gave us this gem:
--->'''Yami:''' If you're
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11889780/1/Niflheim-Academy Niflheim Academy]]'':
-->'''Hagrid:''' Yeh're a
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/322277/14/Harry-Potter-and-the-Power-of-Will Harry Potter and the Power of Will]]'' Harry is required to testify during his uncle's trial at the wizarding court in Diagon Alley.
-->'''Secretary:''' Names?\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' Harry Potter and Minerva [=McGonagall=].\\
'''Secretary:''' Uh huh, and I'm in the Ministry of Magic and working here under-cover.
* In ''Fanfic/TheLegendOfZeldaParadiseCalling'', when Link tries to tell Malon that the gargoyle statue came to life and attacked him.
-->'''Link:''' I'm not crazy. I know what I saw.\\
'''Malon:''' ''[snorts]'' Uh huh. Next thing you'll be telling me is that there are dragons living in Death Mountain. ''[starts to dab him with an antiseptic potion]''\\
'''Link:''' Well actually, now that yo--''AAAAGH''!
* In ''Fanfic/StealTheTruthReachOutForYourHeart'', [[VideoGame/Persona4 Nanako Dojima]] lies about being 20 to a guy who caught her going into the Jazz Jin. The guy responds with “And [he’s] famous saxophone player [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Sadao Kujo]]”. [[SarcasmBlind Nanako believes him]].
* ''Webcomic/ToonatopiaTheAnimationInitiation'':
-->'''Plankton:''' NICE TRY! BUT NONE OF YOU ARE A MATCH FOR ME! BECAUSE I AM UNDEFEATABLE! '''I AM THE GREATEST CARTOON EVER!'''\\
'''Bugs Bunny:''' Yeah yeah, and I'm Tex Avery.
-->'''Secretary:''' Names?\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' Harry Potter and Minerva [=McGonagall=].\\
'''Secretary:''' Uh huh, and I'm in the Ministry of Magic and working here under-cover.
* In ''Fanfic/TheLegendOfZeldaParadiseCalling'', when Link tries to tell Malon that the gargoyle statue came to life and attacked him.
-->'''Link:''' I'm not crazy. I know what I saw.\\
'''Malon:''' ''[snorts]'' Uh huh. Next thing you'll be telling me is that there are dragons living in Death Mountain. ''[starts to dab him with an antiseptic potion]''\\
'''Link:''' Well actually, now that yo--''AAAAGH''!
* In ''Fanfic/StealTheTruthReachOutForYourHeart'', [[VideoGame/Persona4 Nanako Dojima]] lies about being 20 to a guy who caught her going into the Jazz Jin. The guy responds with “And [he’s] famous saxophone player [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Sadao Kujo]]”. [[SarcasmBlind Nanako believes him]].
* ''Webcomic/ToonatopiaTheAnimationInitiation'':
-->'''Plankton:''' NICE TRY! BUT NONE OF YOU ARE A MATCH FOR ME! BECAUSE I AM UNDEFEATABLE! '''I AM THE GREATEST CARTOON EVER!'''\\
'''Bugs Bunny:''' Yeah yeah, and I'm Tex Avery.
* ''Fanfic/PokemonCrossing'': During their confrontation at Mt. Chimney:
-->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
-->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12575015/4/Predator-and-Prey Predator and Prey]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' James isn't that bad, you know.\\
'''Lily:''' Right, and I am Morgana Le Fay.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9835408/12/Prediction-no-thank-you Prediction, no thank you!]]'':
-->'''Jessica:''' You didn't get hurt, right?\\
'''Harry:''' No I'm fine.\\
'''Terry:''' Harry, you might be physically alright, but you're not fine, considering everything that happened the past day. If you are I'm a llama.
* In ''Fanfic/SecondWind'', a One Piece PeggySue Fan Fiction, Chapter 24 has Ace give this reaction when Luffy and Zoro tell him their secret:
-->'''Ace:''' Oh, sure, you're from the future. Yea, and I'm a park ranger.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12305358/chapters/28047948 The Short-Legged Vixen]]'':
** Lila has an ''epic'' one when her StalkerWithACrush tries to deny what he was trying to pull:
--->"And Ladybug has a split personality, that is actually [[BigBad PAPILLON]]! And their secret identity is Gabriel Agreste!" Lila made a mental note to apologize to Adrien when [[FunnyBackgroundEvent she saw him pass by, his face green, the mouth covered and the feet leading him to the nearest bathroom quickly]].
** Lila's strange takes on this trope are an authorial RunningGag: the second chapter explains that her (canon) lie about rockstar Jagged Stone writing a song about her was actually her pulling this trope to Chloe, only for Chloe to somehow take it at face value -- leading to the far wilder claim above.
** From the same author, ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12651228 Marinette's Halloween Group]]'' shows how Lila solved her problems with people taking her claims at face value: {{Calling Card}}s presenting her as the Queen of Sheba. Made for her by Rose who apparently came up with the idea, to everyone's [[DidNotSeeThatComing shock]].
* One of the [[MindScrew weirdest examples]] comes from the ''Ghost The Threat'' episode of ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings''. During the Ford Race, Sebulba says that if The Peaceful Is Willing To (Anakin) is not a slave, [[NonSequitur he will pumpkin]].
* In ''Fanfic/StealTheTruthReachOutForYourHeart'', [[VideoGame/Persona4 Nanako Dojima]] lies about being 20 to a guy who caught her going into the Jazz Jin. The guy responds with “And [he’s] famous saxophone player [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Sadao Kujo]]”. [[SarcasmBlind Nanako believes him]].
* Stjepan Sejic posted [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/today-i-found-out-about-the-white-rabbit-395963298 this original pic]] on Deviant Art in which [[Webcomic/{{Sunstone}} Ally and Lisa]] meet new Franchise/{{Batman}} villainess White Rabbit, whose outfit wouldn't be out of place in Ally's sizable fetish wardrobe.
-->'''White Rabbit:''' I happen to be a supervillain!\\
'''Ally:''' And I happen to be a suspension bridge.\\
'''Lisa:''' Dinosaur, right here.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/28136280 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Harri is unconscious due to an injured magical core and Tonks is forced to impersonate her.
-->'''Katie:''' If you're Harriet Potter then I'm Draco Malfoy in a tutu.
* ''Webcomic/ToonatopiaTheAnimationInitiation'':
-->'''Plankton:''' NICE TRY! BUT NONE OF YOU ARE A MATCH FOR ME! BECAUSE I AM UNDEFEATABLE! '''I AM THE GREATEST CARTOON EVER!'''\\
'''Bugs Bunny:''' Yeah yeah, and I'm Tex Avery.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10301833/1/Wait-What Wait, What?]]'' Hermione tells Ron to stop staring at Fleur.
-->'''Ron:''' I wasn't staring.\\
'''Hermione:''' Yeah, and I'm Voldemort's apprentice.
* ''Fanfic/WhenTheBrushHitsTheCanvas'': When an old man yells at Link for stopping him from drinking his milk in peace:
-->''If this guy is drinking milk then I'm the King of Evil.''
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' manages to combine this with ActorAllusion:
-->'''Kaiba's Shadow:''' I'm Seto Kaiba's ghost.\\
'''[[Creator/DanGreen Yami]]:''' And I'm [[Anime/SonicX Knuckles the Echidna.]]
** The same episode gave us this gem:
--->'''Yami:''' If you're a ghost, then I'm straight.
-->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
-->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12575015/4/Predator-and-Prey Predator and Prey]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' James isn't that bad, you know.\\
'''Lily:''' Right, and I am Morgana Le Fay.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9835408/12/Prediction-no-thank-you Prediction, no thank you!]]'':
-->'''Jessica:''' You didn't get hurt, right?\\
'''Harry:''' No I'm fine.\\
'''Terry:''' Harry, you might be physically alright, but you're not fine, considering everything that happened the past day. If you are I'm a llama.
* In ''Fanfic/SecondWind'', a One Piece PeggySue Fan Fiction, Chapter 24 has Ace give this reaction when Luffy and Zoro tell him their secret:
-->'''Ace:''' Oh, sure, you're from the future. Yea, and I'm a park ranger.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12305358/chapters/28047948 The Short-Legged Vixen]]'':
** Lila has an ''epic'' one when her StalkerWithACrush tries to deny what he was trying to pull:
--->"And Ladybug has a split personality, that is actually [[BigBad PAPILLON]]! And their secret identity is Gabriel Agreste!" Lila made a mental note to apologize to Adrien when [[FunnyBackgroundEvent she saw him pass by, his face green, the mouth covered and the feet leading him to the nearest bathroom quickly]].
** Lila's strange takes on this trope are an authorial RunningGag: the second chapter explains that her (canon) lie about rockstar Jagged Stone writing a song about her was actually her pulling this trope to Chloe, only for Chloe to somehow take it at face value -- leading to the far wilder claim above.
** From the same author, ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12651228 Marinette's Halloween Group]]'' shows how Lila solved her problems with people taking her claims at face value: {{Calling Card}}s presenting her as the Queen of Sheba. Made for her by Rose who apparently came up with the idea, to everyone's [[DidNotSeeThatComing shock]].
* One of the [[MindScrew weirdest examples]] comes from the ''Ghost The Threat'' episode of ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings''. During the Ford Race, Sebulba says that if The Peaceful Is Willing To (Anakin) is not a slave, [[NonSequitur he will pumpkin]].
* In ''Fanfic/StealTheTruthReachOutForYourHeart'', [[VideoGame/Persona4 Nanako Dojima]] lies about being 20 to a guy who caught her going into the Jazz Jin. The guy responds with “And [he’s] famous saxophone player [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Sadao Kujo]]”. [[SarcasmBlind Nanako believes him]].
* Stjepan Sejic posted [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/today-i-found-out-about-the-white-rabbit-395963298 this original pic]] on Deviant Art in which [[Webcomic/{{Sunstone}} Ally and Lisa]] meet new Franchise/{{Batman}} villainess White Rabbit, whose outfit wouldn't be out of place in Ally's sizable fetish wardrobe.
-->'''White Rabbit:''' I happen to be a supervillain!\\
'''Ally:''' And I happen to be a suspension bridge.\\
'''Lisa:''' Dinosaur, right here.
* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/28136280 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Harri is unconscious due to an injured magical core and Tonks is forced to impersonate her.
-->'''Katie:''' If you're Harriet Potter then I'm Draco Malfoy in a tutu.
* ''Webcomic/ToonatopiaTheAnimationInitiation'':
-->'''Plankton:''' NICE TRY! BUT NONE OF YOU ARE A MATCH FOR ME! BECAUSE I AM UNDEFEATABLE! '''I AM THE GREATEST CARTOON EVER!'''\\
'''Bugs Bunny:''' Yeah yeah, and I'm Tex Avery.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10301833/1/Wait-What Wait, What?]]'' Hermione tells Ron to stop staring at Fleur.
-->'''Ron:''' I wasn't staring.\\
'''Hermione:''' Yeah, and I'm Voldemort's apprentice.
* ''Fanfic/WhenTheBrushHitsTheCanvas'': When an old man yells at Link for stopping him from drinking his milk in peace:
-->''If this guy is drinking milk then I'm the King of Evil.''
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' manages to combine this with ActorAllusion:
-->'''Kaiba's Shadow:''' I'm Seto Kaiba's ghost.\\
'''[[Creator/DanGreen Yami]]:''' And I'm [[Anime/SonicX Knuckles the Echidna.]]
** The same episode gave us this gem:
--->'''Yami:''' If you're a ghost, then I'm straight.
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* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/RecessSchoolsOut'', when Phillium Benedict and his army of anti-recess extremists are being [[PutOnAPrisonBus arrested]] after their plot to destroy summer vacation is foiled by T.J. and his friends:
-->'''Benedict:''' Get your hands off the suit, you classless ''feeb''! I am the former Secretary of Education!\\
'''Policeman:''' Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
* ''Film/SpaceJam'': WesternAnimation/BugsBunny appeals to UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan to help the Looney Tunes beat the Monstars in a basketball game because Michael Jordan is... well... a basketball player. And a great one at that. His response?
-->'''Michael Jordan:''' ...But I'm a baseball player now.\\
'''Bugs Bunny:''' Right, and ''I'm'' a Shakespearean actor. ''[takes out a ''Hamlet'' skull, looks at it for a few seconds, then tosses it off-screen]''
* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/RecessSchoolsOut'', when Phillium Benedict and his army of anti-recess extremists are being [[PutOnAPrisonBus arrested]] after their plot to destroy summer vacation is foiled by T.J. and his friends:
-->'''Benedict:''' Get your hands off the suit, you classless ''feeb''! I am the former Secretary of Education!\\
'''Policeman:''' Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
* ''Film/SpaceJam'': WesternAnimation/BugsBunny appeals to UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan to help the Looney Tunes beat the Monstars in a basketball game because Michael Jordan is... well... a basketball player. And a great one at that. His response?
-->'''Michael Jordan:''' ...But I'm a baseball player now.\\
'''Bugs Bunny:''' Right, and ''I'm'' a Shakespearean actor. ''[takes out a ''Hamlet'' skull, looks at it for a few seconds, then tosses it off-screen]''
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*
* ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown'': This is how Manny responds to
-->'''Benedict:''' Get your hands off the suit, you classless ''feeb''! I am the former Secretary of Education!\\
'''Policeman:''' Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
* ''Film/SpaceJam'': WesternAnimation/BugsBunny appeals to UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan to help the Looney Tunes beat the Monstars in
-->'''Michael Jordan:''' ...But
-->'''Manny:''' I'm a
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* ''WesternAnimation/SupermanVsTheElite'' has this exchange:
-->'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' If she knows anything then I'm ComicBook/MartianManhunter.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' There go all my fantasies.
-->'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' If she knows anything then I'm ComicBook/MartianManhunter.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' There go all my fantasies.
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* ''WesternAnimation/BarbieInRockNRoyals'': When Princess Aubrey and Princess Genevieve tell Erika they have unicorns at Camp Royalty, she sarcastically replies that they have centaurs at Camp Pop.
* ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown'': This is how Manny responds to Ellie calling herself a possum:
-->'''Manny:''' I'm a newt. This ''[points to Diego]'' is my friend the badger, and ''[points to Sid]'' my other friend, the platypus.\\
'''Sid:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown'': This is how Manny responds to Ellie calling herself a possum:
-->'''Manny:''' I'm a newt. This ''[points to Diego]'' is my friend the badger, and ''[points to Sid]'' my other friend, the platypus.\\
'''Sid:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus!]]
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* ''WesternAnimation/BarbieInRockNRoyals'': When Princess Aubrey At the end of ''WesternAnimation/RecessSchoolsOut'', when Phillium Benedict and Princess Genevieve tell Erika they have unicorns his army of anti-recess extremists are being [[PutOnAPrisonBus arrested]] after their plot to destroy summer vacation is foiled by T.J. and his friends:
-->'''Benedict:''' Get your hands off the suit, you classless ''feeb''! I am the former Secretary of Education!\\
'''Policeman:''' Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
* ''Film/SpaceJam'': WesternAnimation/BugsBunny appeals to UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan to help the Looney Tunes beat the Monstars in a basketball game because Michael Jordan is... well... a basketball player. And a great one atCamp Royalty, she sarcastically replies that they have centaurs at Camp Pop.
* ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown'': This is how Manny responds to Ellie calling herself a possum:
-->'''Manny:'''that. His response?
-->'''Michael Jordan:''' ...But I'm anewt. This ''[points to Diego]'' is my friend the badger, and ''[points to Sid]'' my other friend, the platypus.baseball player now.\\
'''Sid:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus!]] '''Bugs Bunny:''' Right, and ''I'm'' a Shakespearean actor. ''[takes out a ''Hamlet'' skull, looks at it for a few seconds, then tosses it off-screen]''
* ''WesternAnimation/SupermanVsTheElite'' has this exchange:
-->'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' If she knows anything then I'm ComicBook/MartianManhunter.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' There go all my fantasies.
-->'''Benedict:''' Get your hands off the suit, you classless ''feeb''! I am the former Secretary of Education!\\
'''Policeman:''' Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
* ''Film/SpaceJam'': WesternAnimation/BugsBunny appeals to UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan to help the Looney Tunes beat the Monstars in a basketball game because Michael Jordan is... well... a basketball player. And a great one at
* ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeTheMeltdown'': This is how Manny responds to Ellie calling herself a possum:
-->'''Manny:'''
-->'''Michael Jordan:''' ...But I'm a
* ''WesternAnimation/SupermanVsTheElite'' has this exchange:
-->'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' If she knows anything then I'm ComicBook/MartianManhunter.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' There go all my fantasies.
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* ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness'': "Maybe, just maybe, my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."
* ''Film/TheBobo'': Singer/matador Creator/PeterSellers is posing as a representative to a rich count to fool Creator/BrittEkland. They arrive at a posh resort where he introduces himself to the manager as "emissary to His Excellency Martin Aragon Bocales de Villa Banal de Guilia de Comperes, the Count of Villa Banal." The manager breezily replies "And ''I'' am Louis XIV!" It's hard to tell if it's sarcasm, as he is dressed like the monarch.
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* Film/JamesBond:
** In ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', Bond and his caddy observe Auric Goldfinger blatantly cheating in a golf game. The caddy quips "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." (A documentary on the Bond franchise had a GilliganCut to the real Arnold Palmer, joking that he must be James Bond.)
** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', James Bond tells a SFPD officer that he's a British agent only to be met with "Yeah, and I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy" before being arrested.
*** The French dub goes like "And I'm a bishop and I'll arrest you anyway".
** In ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', Bond and his caddy observe Auric Goldfinger blatantly cheating in a golf game. The caddy quips "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." (A documentary on the Bond franchise had a GilliganCut to the real Arnold Palmer, joking that he must be James Bond.)
** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', James Bond tells a SFPD officer that he's a British agent only to be met with "Yeah, and I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy" before being arrested.
*** The French dub goes like "And I'm a bishop and I'll arrest you anyway".
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* Film/JamesBond:
** In ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', Bond andAppears in ''Film/FieldOfDreams'', when Ray introduces his caddy observe Auric Goldfinger blatantly cheating in a golf game. The caddy quips "If that's his original ball, brother-in-law Mark to Terrence Mann:
-->'''Mark:''' Hi, how ya doin', I'mArnold Palmer." (A documentary on the Bond franchise had a GilliganCut to the real Arnold Palmer, joking that he must be James Bond.)
** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', James Bond tells a SFPD officer that he's a British agent only to be met with "Yeah, and I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy" before being arrested.
*** The French dub goes like "And I'm a bishop and I'll arrest you anyway".Easter Bunny.
** In ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', Bond and
-->'''Mark:''' Hi, how ya doin', I'm
** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', James Bond tells a SFPD officer that he's a British agent only to be met with "Yeah, and I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy" before being arrested.
*** The French dub goes like "And I'm a bishop and I'll arrest you anyway".
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* ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness'': "Maybe, just maybe, my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."
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* ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness'': "Maybe, just maybe, my boys can protect In the book. Yeah, Creator/RichardAttenborough film ''Film/GreyOwl'', where Creator/PierceBrosnan plays the title character, a minor character says "[Grey Owl's] name is Archie Belaney, and maybe I'm if ''he's'' a Chinese jet pilot."red Indian, ''I'm'' the king of China." [[spoiler:Grey Owl really was Archibald Belaney]].
* ''Film/JamesBond'':
** In ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', Bond and his caddy observe Auric Goldfinger blatantly cheating in a golf game. The caddy quips "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." (A documentary on the Bond franchise had a GilliganCut to the real Arnold Palmer, joking that he must be James Bond.)
** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', James Bond tells a SFPD officer that he's a British agent only to be met with "Yeah, and I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy" before being arrested.
*** The French dub goes like "And I'm a bishop and I'll arrest you anyway".
* In ''Film/AKidInKingArthursCourt'', King Arthur, traveling incogneto, scolds a woman for dumping water on him.
-->'''Woman:''' And who do you think you are? The bloody King of England?\\
'''King Arthur:''' As a matter of fact, [[CassandraTruth I am your King]].\\
'''Woman:''' And I'm Cleo-bleedin'-patra!
* ''Film/AKnightsTale'': William makes up a knightly moniker while speaking with Creator/GeoffreyChaucer on the road.
-->'''William:''' I'm Ulrich von Liechtenstein, from Guilderland, and these are my faithful squires, Delves of Dodgington, and Fowlhurst of Crewe.\\
'''Chaucer:''' I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm Saint John the Baptist!
** In ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', Bond and his caddy observe Auric Goldfinger blatantly cheating in a golf game. The caddy quips "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer." (A documentary on the Bond franchise had a GilliganCut to the real Arnold Palmer, joking that he must be James Bond.)
** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', James Bond tells a SFPD officer that he's a British agent only to be met with "Yeah, and I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy" before being arrested.
*** The French dub goes like "And I'm a bishop and I'll arrest you anyway".
* In ''Film/AKidInKingArthursCourt'', King Arthur, traveling incogneto, scolds a woman for dumping water on him.
-->'''Woman:''' And who do you think you are? The bloody King of England?\\
'''King Arthur:''' As a matter of fact, [[CassandraTruth I am your King]].\\
'''Woman:''' And I'm Cleo-bleedin'-patra!
* ''Film/AKnightsTale'': William makes up a knightly moniker while speaking with Creator/GeoffreyChaucer on the road.
-->'''William:''' I'm Ulrich von Liechtenstein, from Guilderland, and these are my faithful squires, Delves of Dodgington, and Fowlhurst of Crewe.\\
'''Chaucer:''' I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm Saint John the Baptist!
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* In ''Film/SherlockHolmesAndTheHouseOfFear'', Nigel Bruce's caricatured Watson is hustled out by a constable who does not believe he is Dr. Watson. "And I'm Mrs. Miniver!"
* In ''Film/AKidInKingArthursCourt'', King Arthur, traveling incogneto, scolds a woman for dumping water on him.
-->'''Woman:''' And who do you think you are? The bloody King of England?\\
'''King Arthur:''' As a matter of fact, [[CassandraTruth I am your King]].\\
'''Woman:''' And I'm Cleo-bleedin'-patra!
* In the Creator/RichardAttenborough film ''Film/GreyOwl'', where Creator/PierceBrosnan plays the title character, a minor character says "[Grey Owl's] name is Archie Belaney, and if ''he's'' a red Indian, ''I'm'' the king of China." [[spoiler:Grey Owl really was Archibald Belaney]].
* ''Film/AKnightsTale'': William makes up a knightly moniker while speaking with Creator/GeoffreyChaucer on the road.
-->'''William:''' I'm Ulrich von Liechtenstein, from Guilderland, and these are my faithful squires, Delves of Dodgington, and Fowlhurst of Crewe.\\
'''Chaucer:''' I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm Saint John the Baptist!
* In ''Film/AKidInKingArthursCourt'', King Arthur, traveling incogneto, scolds a woman for dumping water on him.
-->'''Woman:''' And who do you think you are? The bloody King of England?\\
'''King Arthur:''' As a matter of fact, [[CassandraTruth I am your King]].\\
'''Woman:''' And I'm Cleo-bleedin'-patra!
* In the Creator/RichardAttenborough film ''Film/GreyOwl'', where Creator/PierceBrosnan plays the title character, a minor character says "[Grey Owl's] name is Archie Belaney, and if ''he's'' a red Indian, ''I'm'' the king of China." [[spoiler:Grey Owl really was Archibald Belaney]].
* ''Film/AKnightsTale'': William makes up a knightly moniker while speaking with Creator/GeoffreyChaucer on the road.
-->'''William:''' I'm Ulrich von Liechtenstein, from Guilderland, and these are my faithful squires, Delves of Dodgington, and Fowlhurst of Crewe.\\
'''Chaucer:''' I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm Saint John the Baptist!
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* Appears in ''Film/FieldOfDreams'', when Ray introduces his brother-in-law Mark to Terrence Mann:
-->'''Mark:''' Hi, how ya doin', I'm the Easter Bunny.
* ''Film/TheBobo'': Singer/matador Creator/PeterSellers is posing as a representative to a rich count to fool Creator/BrittEkland. They arrive at a posh resort where he introduces himself to the manager as "emissary to His Excellency Martin Aragon Bocales de Villa Banal de Guilia de Comperes, the Count of Villa Banal." The manager breezily replies "And ''I'' am Louis XIV!" It's hard to tell if it's sarcasm, as he is dressed like the monarch.
-->'''Mark:''' Hi, how ya doin', I'm the Easter Bunny.
* ''Film/TheBobo'': Singer/matador Creator/PeterSellers is posing as a representative to a rich count to fool Creator/BrittEkland. They arrive at a posh resort where he introduces himself to the manager as "emissary to His Excellency Martin Aragon Bocales de Villa Banal de Guilia de Comperes, the Count of Villa Banal." The manager breezily replies "And ''I'' am Louis XIV!" It's hard to tell if it's sarcasm, as he is dressed like the monarch.
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* Appears in ''Film/FieldOfDreams'', when Ray introduces his brother-in-law Mark to Terrence Mann:
-->'''Mark:''' Hi, how ya doin',In ''Film/SherlockHolmesAndTheHouseOfFear'', Nigel Bruce's caricatured Watson is hustled out by a constable who does not believe he is Dr. Watson.
-->"And I'mthe Easter Bunny.
* ''Film/TheBobo'': Singer/matador Creator/PeterSellers is posing as a representative to a rich count to fool Creator/BrittEkland. They arrive at a posh resort where he introduces himself to the manager as "emissary to His Excellency Martin Aragon Bocales de Villa Banal de Guilia de Comperes, the Count of Villa Banal." The manager breezily replies "And ''I'' am Louis XIV!" It's hard to tell if it's sarcasm, as he is dressed like the monarch.Mrs. Miniver!"
-->'''Mark:''' Hi, how ya doin',
-->"And I'm
* ''Film/TheBobo'': Singer/matador Creator/PeterSellers is posing as a representative to a rich count to fool Creator/BrittEkland. They arrive at a posh resort where he introduces himself to the manager as "emissary to His Excellency Martin Aragon Bocales de Villa Banal de Guilia de Comperes, the Count of Villa Banal." The manager breezily replies "And ''I'' am Louis XIV!" It's hard to tell if it's sarcasm, as he is dressed like the monarch.
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* ''Wonder Woman: Amazonia'': Stephen Trevor informs his landlady Mrs. Wallace that he'll be dining at Buckingham Palace with the king. Mrs. Wallace retorts that she'll be at the ascot races on Friday with the Great Mogul of Siam.
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* ''Wonder Woman: Amazonia'': ''ComicBook/WonderWomanAmazonia'': Stephen Trevor informs his landlady Mrs. Wallace that he'll be dining at Buckingham Palace with the king. Mrs. Wallace retorts that she'll be at the ascot races on Friday with the Great Mogul of Siam.
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'''Bird''': (''stripped of feathers and placed on a platter with dinner trimmings'') Yeah, and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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'''Bird:''' Yeah, and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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** ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' has Lois Lane pull one of these saying, "Yeah, and I'm Wonder Woman." ([[SeriesContinuityError Which is strange]], because when Franchise/WonderWoman was first introduced into the Franchise/DCAnimatedUniverse years later, she'd yet to ever leave Themyscira.)
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** ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' has Lois Lane pull one of these saying, "Yeah, and I'm Wonder Woman.W.oman." ([[SeriesContinuityError Which is strange]], because when Franchise/WonderWoman was first introduced into the Franchise/DCAnimatedUniverse years later, she'd yet to ever leave Themyscira.)
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--->'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens his mouth and sure enough, a fish is in there. The bird is now off his nut'') Holy smokes! I ''am'' a pelican!!\\
'''Bird''': (''stripped of feathers and placed on a plate with dinner trimmings'') Yeah, and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
'''Bird''': (''stripped of feathers and placed on a plate with dinner trimmings'') Yeah, and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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--->'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens mouth??!'''''\\
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'''Bulldog:''' Holy smokes! I''am'' '''''am''''' a pelican!!\\
'''Bird''': (''stripped of feathers and placed on aplate platter with dinner trimmings'') Yeah, and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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* ''Film/GoingInStyle2017'': When Joe says he's planning on committing a heist, Willie and Al have this reaction.
-->'''Joe''': I'm thinking of robbing a bank.
-->'''Al''': ...I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.
-->'''Willie''': I just got drafted by the Knicks! [[SarcasmMode Good week for everybody, huh?]]
-->'''Joe''': I'm thinking of robbing a bank.
-->'''Al''': ...I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.
-->'''Willie''': I just got drafted by the Knicks! [[SarcasmMode Good week for everybody, huh?]]
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--->'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens his mouth and sure enough, a fish in in there. The bird is now off his nut'') Holy smokes! I ''am'' a pelican!!\\
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--->'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens his mouth and sure enough, a fish in is in there. The bird is now off his nut'') Holy smokes! I ''am'' a pelican!!\\
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---.>'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens his mouth and sure enough, a fish in in there. The bird is now off his nut'') Holy smokes! I ''am'' a pelican!!\\
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-->'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens his mouth and sure enough, a fish in in there. The bird is now off his nut'') Holy smokes! I ''am'' a pelican!!\\
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'''Bird''': (''stripped of feathers and placed on a plate with dinner trimmings'') Yeah,and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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'''Bird''': (''stripped of feathers and placed on a plate with dinner trimmings'') Yeah,and Yeah, and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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'''Bird: (''stripped of feathers and placed on a plate with dinner trimmings'') Yeah,and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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** 1946's "Roughly Squeaking" has Hubie and Bertie making a hungry cat think he's a lion and the bulldog outside is various animals on a lion's diet. A bird watching all this transpire is slowly having a nervous breakdown. At the end, the dog is told he's a pelican.
-->'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens his mouth and sure enough, a fish in in there. The bird is now off his nut'') Holy smokes! I ''am'' a pelican!!\\
'''Bird: (''stripped of feathers and placed on a plate with dinner trimmings'') Yeah,and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
-->'''Bulldog:''' (''to cat'') Now look...if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth. '''''Well, do I have a fish in my mouth??!''''' (''opens his mouth and sure enough, a fish in in there. The bird is now off his nut'') Holy smokes! I ''am'' a pelican!!\\
'''Bird: (''stripped of feathers and placed on a plate with dinner trimmings'') Yeah,and I'm a Thanksgiving turkey! Gobble gobble gobble...(''flies off'')
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* ''Fanfic/PokemonCrossing'': During their confrontation at Mt. Chimney:
--->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
--->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
--->'''Dobie:''' Would you believe me if I said Meteor Falls has the key to revitalizing the world?
--->'''Benedict:''' Revitalizin' the world? Yeah, an’ I’m the Champion of the Hoenn region!
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheNewAdventuresOfBatman'': In the episode "The Pest", Robin tries to warn the Joker that the water-powered car he stole will explode after coming into contact with salt. The Joker sarcastically retorts that he's Santa Claus.
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[[ThisIndexTouchesItself '''Burko:''' Get your hand off it, mate!]]
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* This happens in the dub of ''Anime/{{Yu Gi Oh 5Ds}}'' when Crow tries ot get in to see an old friend who's now a rich CEO.
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* This happens in the dub of ''Anime/{{Yu Gi Oh 5Ds}}'' when Crow tries ot to get in to see an old friend who's now a rich CEO.
