History Literature / AtheistProfessorCopypasta

* GodIsGood: The point of the studen's argument is to prove that God is not evil.

The original version, also known as the "UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Copypasta", was to a common chain email copypasta that originated in 1999. It told a story about a religious student and an atheist professor arguing about the existance of God and the Problem of Evil. The student wins the argument, and at the end it's revealed that the student was (supposedly) none other than UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein himself. It should be noted that Einstein himself never actually said this and the story is considered an {{Urban Legend|s}}.

* HistoricalHeroUpgrade: Albert Einstein was supposedly according to this story, a philosopher of religion as a university student.

* UltimateLifeform: The professor describes Karl Marx as "the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known", when he orders his students to worship him.

* CommieNazis: How exactly the professor can be both a ''Muslim'' and an ''atheist'' (when Islam requires belief in God) is never explained.

* StrawCharacter: The professor, in case the line "A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor..." does't give it away.

The original version, also known as the "UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Copypasta", was to a common chain email copypasta that originated in 1999. It told a story about a religious student and an atheist professor arguing about the existance of God and the Problem of Evil. The student wins the argument, and at the end it's revealed that the student was (supposedly) none other than UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein himself. It should be noted that Einstein himself never actually said this and the story is considered an UrbanLegend.

The parody version was originally written on Website/FourChan in 2011, meant to make fun of the original one. It tells the story of a StrawLiberal professor forcing his students to worship Creator/KarlMarx, before he is stopped by a Christian U.S. Marine who disproves the theory of evolution. This copypasta quickly became iconic for its over-the-top parody of cheesy apocryphal internet stories.

* PatrioticFervor: {{Parodied|Trope}}. After the US Marine bests the professor, a bald eagle perches on a flag and the Declaration of Independence is read several times.

For more information, see [[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/albert-einstein-copypasta Albert Einstein Copypasta]] on Website/KnowYourMeme and [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Atheist_professor_myth Atheist professor myth]] on Wiki/RationalWiki.

The parody version was originally written on Website/FourChan in 2011, meant to make fun of the original one. It tells the story of a StrawLiberal professor forcing his students to worship Creator/KarlMarx, before he is stopped by a Christian U.S. Marine who disproves the theory of evolution. This copypasta quickly became iconic for it's over-the-top parody of cheesy apocryphal internet stories.

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!