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# I will not hire a [[BuxomBeautyStandard busty]] [[MsFanservice bombshell]] [[HotConsort as my second in command]]. They may be [[EvilIsSexy aesthetically pleasing]], but I shouldn't be choosing someone based solely on appearance rather than merit. On top of that, they are liable to being seduced or turned by the hero.

# If the hero utters any stupid {{catchphrase}}, I will [[CombatPragmatist shoot him immediately]].

# If I am facing down a [[ReligiousBruiser heroic priest or monk]], I will never pause to taunt him with such words as "Let your God smite me if you cannot," or "Where is your God now, hero?" That's just {{tempting fate}}. Even if this is not a setting where God regularly [[BoltOfDivineRetribution strikes down those who displease Him]], I have to bear in mind that The Almighty is and always has been a big proponent of delegation (i.e. "God was busy, so He sent me." '''[[MegatonPunch KA-BAM!]]''').

# If I am facing down a [[ReligiousBruiser heroic priest or monk]], I will never pause to taunt him with such words as "Let your God smite me if you cannot," or "Where is your God now, hero?" That's just {{tempting fate}}. Even if this is not a setting where God regularly [[BoltOfDivingRetribution strikes down those who displease Him]], I have to bear in mind that The Almighty is and always has been a big proponent of delegation (i.e. "God was busy, so He sent me." '''[[MegatonPunch KA-BAM!]]''').

# If I am facing down a [[ReligiousBruiser heroic priest or monk]], I will never pause to taunt him with such words as "Let your God smite me if you cannot," or "Where is your God now, hero?" That's just {{tempting fate}}.

# If the Hero [[OneManArmy mowing down]] my [[WeHaveReserves Legions]] [[{{Mooks}} of]] [[RedshirtArmy Terror]] wouldn't last five minutes against my own [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking unholy]] [[SorcerousOverlord might]], [[OrcusOnHisThrone I will invest]] [[AvertedTrope those five minutes]].

# I will not hire a [[BuxomIsBetter busty]] [[MsFanservice bombshell]] [[HotConsort as my second in command]]. They may be [[EvilIsSexy aesthetically pleasing]], but I shouldn't be choosing someone based solely on appearance rather than merit. On top of that, they are liable to being seduced or turned by the hero.

# An unfamiliar [[WeaponOfChoice weapon]] is [[ExoticWeaponSupremacy difficult to fight against]]. Therefore, my own [[ImpossiblyCoolweapon weapon]] will be [[ImprobableWeaponUser rare and ill-known]] - or better yet, my own invention in the first place. That being said, I will make sure that ''I'' am trained in the weapon, and that [[AwesomeYetImpractical it works well]].

# I will consider the pros of being a [[TwoferTokenMinority black, gay, Jewish woman]]. Such as [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad being able to paint the hero and his companions as]] [[StayInTheKitchen sexist]], [[MistakenForRacist racist]], [[HeteronormativeCrusader homophobic]] [[PuttingOnTheReich anti-Semites]].

# If the Hero [[OneManArmy mowing down]] my [[WeHaveReserves Legions]] [[{{Mooks}} of]] [[RedshirtArmy Terror]] wouldn't last five minutes against my own [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking unholy]] [[SorcerousOverlord might]], [[OrcusOnHisThrone I will invest those five minutes]].