History JustForFun / CandleJack

[[http://media.photobucket.com/image/candlejack%20batman/NaturallyUnlucky/candlejack_oh_shi-png.jpg Wanna bet? I brought help.]]

Tonight, on [[{{Pun Hasturpiece Theater]]...

* You'll never catch me, Candlejack! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYA!!!!!!

* Is it true that Candlejack forces you to watch a new TV show of Sinbad when he captures you?

* How about I just tie HIM up first before Candlejack ties up me, eh?

* ...nothing? What, am I not good enough to be tied up?

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'''[[spoiler:Candle Jack]]''': [[spoiler:Just so you know, you guys aren't immune either. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]]]
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* Who would win a fist fight, Candle Jack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDY]][[spoiler: Haha, BringIt]]

* Who would win a fist fight, Candle Jack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDYBUT]]

* Who would win a fist fight, Candlejack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDYBUT]]

* Who would win a fist fight, Candlejack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDYBUT?]]

'''[[spoiler:Candle Jack]]''': [[spoiler:Just so you know, you guys aren't immune either. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]]]

* If I taught a parrot how to say Mr Candle Jackson's name, would it tie up the parrot?

And even if Ol' Jackie tried to kidnap me for asking that, at least I have my loaded shotgun to scare him off!

[[caption-width-right:257:Candle Jack in a rare nighttime appeara[[spoiler:I still have the cameraman!]] ]]

If I taught a parrot how to say Mr Candle Jackson's name, would it kidnap the parrot?

And even if Ol' Jackie tried to kidnap me for this, at least I have my loaded shotgun to scare him off!

For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, [[AvertedTrope Candle Jack]] is a villain from the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''. He looks a little bit like the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain, the Scarecrow, or the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' alien Ghostfreak, a bit like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]], and kind of like the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's [[DefangedHorrors pretty creepy for a children's cartoon]]. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately [[DeliciousFruitPies defeated by his love of pie]]), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. MemeticMutation has popularized the Candle Jack [[SubvertedTrope abduction meme.]][[spoiler: Paula Abdul's very pretty, by the way.]]\\

* I wonder if Ulysses[[note]](some random demon OC of mine)[[/note]] could say Candle Jack without consequence

For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, [[DefiedTrope Candle Jack]] is a villain from the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''. He looks a little bit like the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain, the Scarecrow, or the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' alien Ghostfreak, a bit like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]], and kind of like the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's [[DefangedHorrors pretty creepy for a children's cartoon]]. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately [[DeliciousFruitPies defeated by his love of pie]]), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. MemeticMutation has popularized the Candle Jack [[SubvertedTrope abduction meme.]][[spoiler: Paula Abdul's very pretty, by the way.]]\\

For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, Candle Jack is a villain from the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''. He looks a little bit like the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain, the Scarecrow, or the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' alien Ghostfreak, a bit like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]], and kind of like the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's [[DefangedHorrors pretty creepy for a children's cartoon]]. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately [[DeliciousFruitPies defeated by his love of pie]]), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. MemeticMutation has popularized the Candle Jack [[SubvertedTrope abduction meme.]][[spoiler: Paula Abdul's very pretty, by the way.]]\\

For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, ''[[TheScottishTrope that guy]]'' is a villain from the cartoon ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''. He looks a little bit like the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain, the Scarecrow, or the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' alien Ghostfreak, a bit like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]], and kind of like the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's [[DefangedHorrors pretty creepy for a children's cartoon]]. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately [[DeliciousFruitPies defeated by his love of pie]]), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. MemeticMutation has popularized the Candle Jack [[SubvertedTrope abduction meme.]][[spoiler: Paula Abdul's very pretty, by the way.]]\\

[[http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/919/713/99c.jpg Sorry, kids, but not even]] Franchise/{{Batman}} is immune.

Forget Chuck Norris. Someone call Cosgrove. He'll point his finger at Candle Jack and tell him to [[spoiler: Or, you know, you could just... stop typing my name. Seriously, people.]] ...or you could stop kidnapping people instead. Just saying.

I can't help but wonder: What would happen if Candlejack said his own [[spoiler:name? Well, I can't kidnap myself, so nothing would happen. Now come with me.]]

* I've been kidnapped by murderers. If I say his name, will Candle Jack rescue me?