History HypocriticalHumor / FanWorks

* In ''Fanfic/RomanceAndTheFateOfEquestria'', Cheerilee breaks up a physical fight between Sweetie Belle and Diamond Tiara, telling them, "There will be no name-calling and certainly no physical violence on school grounds, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction you blockheads]]!" and bashing their heads together. Scootaloo later remarks, "I never knew hypocrisy could be so awesome."

* In ''Fanfic/RomanceAndTheFateOfEquestria]], Cheerilee breaks up a physical fight between Sweetie Belle and Diamond Tiara, telling them, "There will be no name-calling and certainly no physical violence on school grounds, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction you blockheads]]!" and bashing their heads together. Scootaloo later remarks, "I never knew hypocrisy could be so awesome."

** Titular ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' Phoenix does this when he and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]] are talking about [[PosthumousCharacter the murder victim]] [[TheAce Ace Swift]].
-->'''Twilight''': But with his streak of success he gained a few skeptics, thinking that all his victories were a result of cheating and other dubious methods.
-->'''Phoenix''': I'd probably think the same if I saw someone winning at everything they do. [[HypocrisyNod *cough*]]

* In the [[CrackPairing Mello/Light]] SlashFic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6943231/1/Blonde_Ambitions Blonde Ambitions]]'' [[StepfordSmiler Light]] [[ItsAllAboutMe Yagami]] a.k.a. [[YoungConqueror Kira]] [[AGodAmI the God of the New World]] tells Mello all about his [[{{Yandere}} ex-girlfriend]]:

* In ''Fanfic/ThanksKyubey'', there's a RunningGag of Kyouko being called a "fucking lesbo" for her interest in Sayaka. The one calling her this is usually Homura, who spends the rest of ''her'' time blatantly stalking Madoka.

* In ''Fanfic/ThanksKyubey'', there's a RunningGag of Kyouko being called a "fucking lesbo" for her interest in Sayaka. The one calling her this is usually Homura, who spends the rest of ''her'' time stalking Madoka.
--->'''Danbooru Commenter:''' This is the pot (the one hiding in Madoka's closet) calling the kettle a fucking lesbo.

* In the story ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38472/Fluffershy Fluffershy]]'', Rainbow Dash finds out that the rest of the Mane Six are watching a porn movie because Fluttershy is on the box cover and calls them perverts. Rarity points out that Rainbow just admitted to owning three copies of the same movie (VHS, DVD and Special Edition DVD).

* In the story ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38472/Fluffershy Fluffershy]], Rainbow Dash finds out that the rest of the Mane Six are watching a porn movie because Fluttershy is on the box cover and calls them perverts. Rarity points out that Rainbow just admitted to owning three copies of the same movie (VHS, DVD and Special Edition DVD).

* In ''FanFic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster'', after seeing [[BenTen Echo Echo's]] [[MakeMeWannaShout ability]], [[FateStayNight Ilya]] rants about who unfair it was for something so small and cute to be so strong, at the moment forgetting that she herself is a CuteAndPsycho little girl who keeps one of the most powerful of Servants [[KidWithTheLeash on a leash]].

* In ''FanFic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster'', after seeing [[Ben10 Echo Echo's]] [[MakeMeWannaShout ability]], [[FateStayNight Ilya]] rants about who unfair it was for something so small and cute to be so strong, at the moment forgetting that she herself is a CuteAndPsycho little girl who keeps one of the most powerful of Servants [[KidWithTheLeash on a leash]].

"It is different! It's different because... because this time it's happened to me," said Drakken.

** Also, Taniguchi mentions how he finds [[LuckyStar Konata's]] voice creepy to Haruhi. Haruhi and Konata are both voiced by AyaHirano.

* In the [[CrackPairing Mello/Light]] SlashFic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6943231/1/Blonde_Ambitions Blonde Ambitions]]" [[StepfordSmiler Light]] [[ItsAllAboutMe Yagami]] a.k.a. [[YoungConqueror Kira]] [[AGodAmI the God of the New World]] tells Mello all about his [[{{Yandere}} ex-girlfriend]]:

-->'''Twilight:''' But with his streak of success he gained a few skeptics, thinking that all his victories were a result of cheating and other dubious methods.
-->'''Phoenix:''' I'd probably think the same if I saw someone winning at everything they do. [[HypocrisyNod *cough*]]

** Trixie tries to put down Phoenix by insulting Twilight, claiming that purple is an unlucky color. Phoenix points out that ''Trixie is wearing purple clothes''.

* ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm:''

* In ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'' during "Battle with the Witches", while Michael is infiltrating [[HarryPotter Hogwarts]], he meets Ginny on the train and finds her "[[CovertPervert pretty hot]]", but forces those thoughts out of his mind. When she pats him on the back, he tenses up, enraged that she would touch a man out of wedlock.

* The dreaded ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' has [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Ebony/Enoby/Evony]] claiming not only to be a YaoiFangirl, but to oppose homophobia. However, when she suspects Draco has cheated on her with Harry/Vampire, she promptly accuses him of having AIDS (or, as she spells it, "[=AIDs=]"). Also, she tries to insult uncomplimentary reviewers by calling them "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment gay fags]]".
** And as far as the AIDS accusation goes, she regularly drinks human blood.

* In ''FanFic/WinterWar'', Ise Nanao describes Aizen as "Something of a control obsessive. The sort of person who has to have everything exactly as planned, precisely as organised, every detail under their control... why are you looking at me like that?"
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic "Once Bitten, Twice Shy", Rarity tells Applejack that it's rude to stare, then goes right back to her binoculars so she doesn't miss any part of Twilight and Fluttershy's first date. It's specifically noted in the narration that she's oblivious to the hypocrisy.
* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[CrackPairing Mello/Light]] SlashFic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6943231/1/Blonde_Ambitions Blonde Ambitions]]" [[StepfordSmiler Light]] [[ItsAllAboutMe Yagami]] a.k.a. [[YoungConqueror Kira]] [[AGodAmI the God of the New World]] tells Mello all about his [[{{Yandere}} ex-girlfriend]]:

* In the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' story "Fanfic/NotQuiteHeroes", the humor is [[LampshadeHanging highlighted]] by [[DeadpanSnarker in-character mockery]]:

* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' fic ''FanFic/FeverDreams'' after Light gets Rem to help him with his various schemes Light "jokingly" considers how easy it would be to pursue a life of crime with a Shinigami as an accomplice.
* ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm:''
** Titular ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' Phoenix does this when he and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]] are talking about [[PosthumousCharacter the murder victim]] [[TheAce Ace Swift]].
-->'''Twilight:''' But with his streak of success he gained a few skeptics, thinking that all his victories were a result of cheating and other dubious methods.
-->'''Phoenix:''' I'd probably think the same if I saw someone winning at everything they do. [[HypocrisyNod *cough*]]
** Pinkie Pie explodes in laughter after seeing Phoenix wear the [[PinkIsForSissies Equestrian Attorney Badge]], calling it the most ridiculously girly thing she's ever seen. You know... besides the [[PinkIsForGirls pink]] [[AllGirlsLikePonies pony]].
* From ''Fanfic/AllYouNeedIsLove'':
-->'''Light:''' [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude You are on the same wave length as cult fanatics and celebrities as far as naming children are concerned.]] You named [[spoiler: [[LukeYouAreMyFather my son…]]]] Duck…
-->'''Naomi:''' You named [[spoiler: your son]] curtain.
-->'''Light:''' Naomi, don't interrupt.
* From ''Fanfic/NoHoper'', a ''Manga/DeathNote'' and ''TheHouseOfNight'' crossover, there's this exchange between [[AGodAmI Light]] and his new [[CatsAreMean talking]] {{cat|sAreSnarkers}} {{Familiar}} when he's trying to think of a name for her:
-->'''[[spoiler: Cleo]]:''' I just think names are stupid. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny All you need to know is that you are a can-opener,]] and I am [[AGodAmI the Great-I-Am!]]
-->'''Light:''' Well, you deserve a name, you know, one that doesn't invoke cries of 'blasphemy'.
* In ''FanFic/ThatEpicPlan'' Light gets annoyed when Beyond gets to staring at himself in the bathroom mirror.
-->'''Light:''' Vanity is a mortal sin, you know.
-->'''Beyond:''' Is that so, ''[[AGodAmI god?]]''

* In ''FanFic/BrillianceTarnished'' Light makes disparaging comments about his sister for sleeping around when he's doing the same with Misa and L.
* In ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'' during "Battle with the Witches", while Michael is infiltrating [[HarryPotter Hogwarts]], he meets Ginny on the train and finds her "[[CovertPervert pretty hot]]", but forces those thoughts out of his mind. When she pats him on the back, he tenses up, enraged that she would touch a man out of wedlock.
* In ''Fanfic/ThoseWhoStandForNothingFallForAnything'' there's the instance where Light mocks B for being distrusting:
-->'''Light:''' I walk from one room to another with intent, hoping to find locked drawers and secrets. B had locked his bedroom door, which is to be expected from such a distrusting little shit. I found a spare set of keys in L's desk though, so it didn't do him much good to underestimate me. If I was B, I would have taken better precautions. I was excellent at chemistry and physics at school and dabbled in pyrotechnic devices.

** [=Titular=] ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' Phoenix does this when he and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]] are talking about [[PosthumousCharacter the murder victim]] [[TheAce Ace Swift]].
-->'''Twilight:''' But with [''Ace's''] streak of success he gained a few skeptics, thinking that all his victories were a result of cheating and other dubious methods.

* In the story ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38472/Fluffershy Fluffershy]], Rainbow Dash finds out that the rest of the Mane Six are watching a porn movie because Fluttershy is on the box cover and calls them perverts. Rarity points out that Rainbow just admitted to owning three copies of the same movie (VHS, DVD and Special Edition DVD).