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Apr 24th 2016 at 10:43:54 AM

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Added a haiku of my own.

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Senpai, who is this?\\
Are you two together now?\\
[[MurderTheHypotenuse Ha, not on my watch.]]\\
-Tropers/{{know-your-paradoxes}}

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Apr 10th 2016 at 6:06:28 PM

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That's one too many syllables there, bub. *throws Sokka out the door*

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Plus a red outline around her. \\

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Plus a red outline ~~around~~ for her. \\

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Mar 11th 2016 at 3:31:08 AM

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-[=superkeijikun=]

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[[ShrinkingViolet Oka]], you are just\\
[[{{Moe}} too cute.]] [[YouWillBeSpared I don't think I can\\
make myself kill you.]]\\
-Tropers/{{Grade0}}

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Feb 22nd 2016 at 11:00:51 PM

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-[=astrokitty=]

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You can't have Senpai!\\
He is mine, and mine alone!\\
[[MurderTheHypotenuse I will kill you]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!\\
-[=superkeijikun=]

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Nov 4th 2015 at 7:27:01 AM

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My hands will be clean.

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My hands will be ~~clean.~~clean.

Senpai is MINE, bitch!\\
I will not let you take him!\\
I'll remove this threat...\\
-[=astrokitty=]

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Oct 25th 2015 at 3:18:05 PM

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I shall spread rumors. \\
The class will make her [[DrivenToSuicide begone]]. \\
My hands will be clean.

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Sep 29th 2015 at 7:54:37 PM

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I don't care for me. \\
I want Senpai to be glad \\
[[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Even without me]].

Senpai be happy. \\
[[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Please be happy without me]]. \\
I want him all right.

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Aug 11th 2015 at 3:30:31 PM

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Happiness I plea.

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~~Happiness~~ I ~~plea.~~
want him all right.

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Aug 3rd 2015 at 3:35:51 PM

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[[TemptingFate Teachers can't catch me!]] \\

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[[BadassTeacher Teac]][[ReasonableAuthorityFigure hers]] [[TemptingFate ~~Teachers~~ can't catch me!]] \\

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Aug 2nd 2015 at 5:32:25 PM

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Hey Churuya-san! \\
Would you like a bit of this? \\
FWAH! "What the--" Splash! Thud!

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Aug 2nd 2015 at 1:38:26 PM

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It's not you fault miss. \\

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It's not ~~you fault miss.~~your fault, Miss. \\

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[[spoiler: Another {{Yandere}} here]]. \\

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~~[[spoiler: Another~~ [[spoiler:Another {{Yandere}} here]]. \\

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Jul 20th 2015 at 10:53:44 PM

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[[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Without me]]. Got that?

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[[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy ~~Without me]]. Got that?~~
Even without me]].

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Happiness for thee.

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Happiness ~~for thee.~~
I plea.

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Jul 20th 2015 at 2:54:05 PM

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I don't care for me. \\
I want Senpai to be glad \\
[[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Without me]]. Got that?

Senpai be happy. \\
[[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Please be happy without me]]. \\
Happiness for thee.

[[TwitchyEye What is wrong with you?]] \\
Why are you covered in blood? \\
Get away from me!

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Jul 19th 2015 at 7:38:30 PM

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[[TheWoobie Kokona]] you are \\
So sad and yet you look like \\
The cheerful [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Teto]]. \\
-[=WooftheWolfie=]

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Doesn't mean nothing.

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Doesn't mean ~~nothing.~~nothing.

[[TheWoobie Kokona]] you are \\
So sad and yet you look like \\
The cheerful [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Teto]]. \\
-[=WooftheWolfie=]

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Jul 19th 2015 at 4:14:05 PM

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[[Anime/AttackOnTitan A giant titan!]] \\
I must kill all the titans! \\
Eren Jeager time!

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Jul 19th 2015 at 4:08:30 PM

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There are presidents. \\
Of Drama, Cooking, Occult... \\
[[KillEmAll They all must go die]]!

I go to deep sleep. \\
Nightmares about losing him. \\
Doesn't mean nothing.

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Jul 19th 2015 at 11:54:54 AM

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The nurse has big boobs! \\

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[[BuxomIsBetter The nurse has big ~~boobs!~~ boobs!]] \\

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Are you my rival?

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[[WildMassGuessing Are ~~you~~ you]] [[TheRival my ~~rival?~~
rival]]?

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Even my Senpai!

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Even my ~~Senpai!~~
[[LoveInterest Senpai]]!

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Looking at panties \\

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[[AccidentalPervert Looking at ~~panties~~ panties]] \\

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Ew! Yandere you \\

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~~Ew! Yandere~~ [[{{Squick}} Ew]]! {{Yandere}} you \\

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Suggesting to kill.

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[[TheCorrupter Suggesting to ~~kill.~~
kill]].

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Kill all of the students! Just \\

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[[KillEmAll Kill all of the ~~students!~~ students!]] Just \\

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So you've just killed everyone?! \\

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[[KillEmAll So you've ~~just~~ just]] [[AnyoneCanDie killed ~~everyone?!~~ everyone?!]] \\

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Totally abused by dad. \\

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[[spoiler: [[AbusiveParents Totally abused by ~~dad.~~ dad.]]]] \\

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"What are you--Hey! OW!" \\
"You monster! You just killed her!" \\

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~~"What~~ "[[LastWords What are you--Hey! ~~OW!"~~ OW!]]" \\
~~"You monster!~~ "[[YouMonster You monster!]] You just killed her!" \\

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There's been a murder. \\
I need the police right now. \\
It's a tragedy.

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~~There's~~ "There's been a ~~murder.~~ murder." \\
I "I need the police right ~~now.~~ now." \\
~~It's~~ "It's a ~~tragedy.~~
tragedy."

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Uh, who are you miss? \\
You're not one of my students. \\
You're in the wrong class.

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~~Uh,~~ "Uh, who are you ~~miss?~~ miss?" \\
~~You're~~ "You're not one of my ~~students.~~ students." \\
~~You're~~ "You're in the wrong ~~class.~~
class."

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So fuckinig badass and rad. \\
They're pretty and strict.

Kokona you are \\

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So ~~fuckinig~~ fucking badass and rad. \\
They're ~~pretty~~ [[HotTeacher pretty]] and strict.

Kokona [[SternTeacher strict.]]

[[TheWoobie Kokona]] you are \\

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Jul 18th 2015 at 6:04:59 PM

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The nurse has big boobs! \\
Plus a red outline around her. \\
Are you my rival?

Yandere Vision. \\
It's so great! It shows it all! \\
Even my Senpai!

It's not you fault miss. \\
I only [[MurderTheHypotenuse killed you]] because \\
You are [[TheRival my rival]].

Wrath, [[SevenDeadlySins the deadly sin]] \\
Can make people do bad things. \\
Such as KillEmAll!

Bullying people \\
Will make Senpai hate them all. \\
[[CruelMercy At least they're not dead]]!

[[ManipulativeBitch I'm spreading rumors]] \\
[[RemoveTheRival So my Senpai won't love them]]. \\
Don't touch my Senpai!

There is another. \\
[[spoiler: Another {{Yandere}} here]]. \\
[[MurderTheHypotenuse I will kill her too]].

[[KillEmAll Dead bodies gone stiff.]] \\
[[BlatantLies I didn't kill them! As if!]] \\
They smell bad! Just sniff.

[[TwitchyEye Twitch... twitch... twitch... twitch... twitch...]] \\
[[BlatantLies What? There's nothing wrong with me!]] \\
[[ImplausibleDeniability I'M COMPLETELY FINE]]!!!

[[EasterEgg Balderdash! I say!]] \\
There's a good fellow. Ta ta! \\
Ah, tea and crumpets!

Changing my panties \\
Gives me new superpowers. \\
Power of panties!

Looking at panties \\
I don't like them! It's for work! \\
I just take pictures.

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Jul 18th 2015 at 10:30:36 AM

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Yandere killing \\
Everyone in the whole school. \\

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[[SerialKiller Yandere ~~killing~~ killing]] \\
[[KillEmAll Everyone in the whole ~~school.~~school]]. \\

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Yandere you are \\

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~~Yandere~~ [[VillainProtagonist Yandere]] you are \\

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Jul 17th 2015 at 9:47:27 PM

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~~-Tropers/WooftheWolfie~~-[=WooftheWolfie=]

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Jul 17th 2015 at 9:03:20 PM

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Was this just a prank? \\
Yeah, [[DudeNotFunny it's not very funny.]] \\
Please don't waste my time.

Uh, who are you miss? \\
You're not one of my students. \\
You're in the wrong class.

The [[BadassTeacher teachers]] are cool. \\
So fuckinig badass and rad. \\
They're pretty and strict.

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Jul 17th 2015 at 7:05:51 PM

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The 10 new [[TheRival rivals]] \\
Are nothing compared to [[VillainProtagonist m]][[BigBad e]]! \\
Senpai loves me more!

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Jul 16th 2015 at 10:48:38 PM

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[[LaughingMad Ha ha ha ha ha!]] \\
[[OverlyLongGag Ha ha ha ha]] [[BrokenRecord ha ha ha!]] \\
[[RuleOfThree Ha ha ha ha ha]]!

He bit an apple \\
[[{{Squick}} And I've got it right here, folks!]] \\
[[BlackComedy Taste all the teeth marks]]!

Senpai took a bite\\
But only one, not any more. \\
You dumb food waster! (reference to the apple in the stalker shrine)

The delicious blood \\
Is still on the old bandaid \\
[[{{Squick}} I will lick it good]].

I stole a toothbrush \\
[[{{Squick}} Brushing with it is so great]] \\
I love it so much!

Oh my Senpai Shrine \\
So great you would not believe \\
Oh my gosh, yes yes!

My Senpai is dead \\
I killed him out of my love \\
I will be with him.

I'm visibly lewd \\
[[AccidentalPervert I'm just doing it for money!]] \\
I totally swear!

There's been a murder. \\
I need the police right now. \\
It's a tragedy.

[[TemptingFate Teachers can't catch me!]] \\
[[TemptingFate No matter what they all do!]] \\
Ha ha ha--[[OhCrap OH SHIT]].

[[ArtificialStupidity They spin in circles]] \\
When they try to go upstairs \\
You fucking dumbass.

[[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Innocent, sweet girl.]] \\
[[BlatantLies That's Yandere-chan for you!]] \\
[[BlatantLies Yeah! Totally! Yeah!]]

Yandere you are \\
[[CuteButPsycho So cute and yet so psycho]] \\
Jeez, why are you both?

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Jul 16th 2015 at 10:12:33 PM

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I swear it's for work! \\

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I swear it's for ~~work! \\~~
work!

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Picking up scissors \\
Makes it not as suspicious \\
When you go to kill

Oh what have you done?! \\
So you've just killed everyone?! \\
Oh you are so done!

[[TheWoobie Kokona]]. Poor girl. \\
Totally abused by dad. \\
I want to help her.

Running out of blood \\
Those dead bodies are heavy \\
It's leaving a stain.

"What are you--Hey! OW!" \\
"You monster! You just killed her!" \\
Oh, Senpai! Don't look!

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Jul 16th 2015 at 10:03:22 PM

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A CovertPervert \\
Taking lots of PantyShots \\
I swear it's for work! \\

Twitching and moaning \\
Coming from the dead bodies \\
Oh jeez that's so gross.

Parents are now out \\
[[https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/621143959121735680 For about 10 weeks or so]] \\
Time to kill and stalk!

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Jul 16th 2015 at 12:51:49 PM

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[[BadassTeacher Teachers are badass]] \\
They go around and fight shit \\
Totally awesome.

[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Cats are really cute]] \\
But not as cute as Senpai! \\
Senpai is the best!

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Jul 16th 2015 at 11:16:05 AM

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No more panty shots!

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No more ~~panty shots!~~
PantyShots!

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DyingAlone is \\
No fun but don't become a \\
SerialKiller

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Jul 16th 2015 at 9:13:22 AM

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Villain here. Don't go \\

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~~Villain~~ [[BiggerBad Villain]] here. Don't go \\

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Yandere-chan! Don't \\
Kill all of the students! Just \\
The girls! Remember?

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The cheerful Teto. \\

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The cheerful ~~Teto.~~[[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Teto]]. \\

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Jul 16th 2015 at 9:04:53 AM

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The cheerful Teto.

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The cheerful Teto. \\

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Jul 16th 2015 at 9:04:37 AM

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Yandere killing \\
Everyone in the whole school. \\
Aw yeah, dynamite.

Yandere you are \\
Heartbroken and all alone \\
Silly silly girl.

Death and blood everywhere \\
Someone needs to clean this up \\
Call the janitor!

Oh Senpai you're my \\
One and the only guy I \\
Love the most. Yes yes.

Ew! Yandere you \\
Are such a creepy lady \\
No more panty shots!

Info-chan you're the \\
Villain here. Don't go \\
Suggesting to kill.

Kokona you are \\
So sad and yet you look like \\
The cheerful Teto.
-Tropers/WooftheWolfie

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