History GroinAttack / LiveActionFilms

** In "Our Robocop Remake", a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin collaborative remake of Robocop]], a would-be rapist is foiled by Robocop, and then another (with his penis out), [[RuleOfThree and then another]] [[RunningGag (again, with his dick out)]]. Then it seems that every thug in Detroit, attracted by the sound, comes to the area to get shot by Robocop. Finnaly, a single [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked thug]] grabs two women and tells Robocop to "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] do it." Robocop obliges. Obviously, this is very NSFW. Link [[https://vimeo.com/86014703 here]].

* ''Film/DDay'' has the scene where Ivan interrogates the henchman, Stasik, who's wearing swimming trunks, over a balcony by the dong. And then Stasik slips out and falls to a naked, UndignifiedDeath.

* ''Film/NakedKiller''. Kitty stabs several men in the groin; when she later becomes a LesYay contract killer the policeman who fell in love with her notices the similar M.O.

* The second installment of ''Film/TheShaolinTemple'', ''Kids From Shaolin'', ends with the KidHero (played by a then 17-year-old Creator/JetLi) fighting the bandit leader. They both made a leap to grab a sword in mid-air, but Jet catches the weapon and lands a successful upward slash between the bandit's gonads. Cue the villain falling backwards with [[https://youtu.be/V7rx6kuEdzI?t=430 a streak of red between the legs]]. Jet Li's OldMaster performing a CallingYourAttacks moments before Jet lands the hit (海底撈月 [''hǎi dǐ lāo yuè''] = ''Fetch the Moon From Beneath the Sea'') makes it even funnier.

** ''Film/DiamondsAreForever''. Thumper knees Bond in the groin (off camera) while embracing him seductively (so it's perfectly understandable that Bond tries to drown her later). Later on Bond himself does it to an AmbiguouslyGay hitman - with a grenade no less.
** ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'' has two young karate-kicking Asian schoolgirls aiding Bond from within a fight against a couple of mooks and near the end of the battle, one of the mooks gets kicked in the balls from behind by one of the schoolgirls, which causes Bond to be most impressed by it.
** ''Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''. Bond does it to Jaws (from behind!) while they're fighting in the shark pool room.
*** [[BigBad Karl Stromberg]] attempts one on Bond with a rocket launcher placed underneath his table. When that fails, Bond puts his gun in the tube and shoots Stromberg in the balls.
*** Jaws grabs Bond by the crotch during their fight on the train before slamming him into the ceiling.

** ''Film/{{Octopussy}}'': Narrowly avoided as Bond slides down a bannister with an end decoration. He quickly shoots the decoration off.

* In ''Film/{{Sunset}}'', When Alperin's chauffeur attempts to crowd Earp, Earp responds by grabbing Arthur's junk and squeezing. Hard.

* ''Film/JohnWickChapter3'' has at ''least'' one goon per fight scene take one on the meat & veggies. It could be seen as a RunningGag, but the sheer brutality of the groin savaging on display (including by throwing knives and by dog-mauling) overtakes any potential for humor.

* In the big Maidenhead fight from ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', Jayne, the resident mercenary and [[TheBigGuy Big Guy]] on Serenity's crew, tries to restrain River, who recently had her [[WaifFu martial-arts-killing-machine programming]] by the Alliance activated by a Fruity Oaty Bars commercial. River's response is to grab Jayne right by the balls and squeeze hard, just before breaking free and knocking him flat with a serving tray.

* ''Film/OnTheBuses'': After Stan traps Vera in her cab, she and some of the other female bus drivers get back at him by sticking an air hose up his trouser leg and turning it on several times, causing lots of pain to his privates. Then when Jack tries to take it out, he ends up setting off himself!
-->'''Jack''': That's blown away a few cobwebs.
-->'''Stan''': ''Oh'', let's hope that's all it '''as'' blown away.

* ''Film/SuicideSquad''. When Captain Boomerang and Slipknot attempt to escape from the rest of the Squad, Slipknot kicks one of the soldiers guarding them in the crotch to disable him.

* Near the end of the 2000 sci-fi horror movie ''Octopus'', the three main protagonists of the movie (CIA agent Roy Turner, Dr. Lisa Finch, and Captain Jack Shaw) are about to be killed by a henchman of the main terrorist/antagonist, Casper. Dr. Finch decides to get the attention of the specific henchman, Oscar by showing off her left leg and as Oscar likes what he sees, Dr. Finch quickly throws her left foot up so that she can kick Oscar in the groin, stunning him long enough for CIA agent Turner to knock him out with a hard right punch.

** From the first ''Film/{{Transformers}}'' live-action movie, we have a slightly unclear example. When [[BadassNormal Lennox]] does his UnderTheTruck move between Blackout's legs, it's not clear whether Lennox shoots the Decepticon in the [[UnusualEuphemism nuts and bolts]] or the underside of his chest. (It also isn't clear whether it's Lennox or the F-22s that kill him.)

* In ''Film/MissCongeniality'', Creator/SandraBullock's character is demonstrating female self-defense as her 'talent' portion of the beauty pageant, finishing with the acronym "S.I.N.G.". Benjamin Bratt's character is the unfortunate demonstratee, with Bullock attacking, in order, his '''s'''olar plexus, '''i'''nstep, '''n'''ose, and '''g'''roin.

* Chow Yun-Fat's first kill in the Creator/JohnWoo classic, ''Film/TheKiller'', had him putting three bullets into a {{mooks}} groin at point-blank range from the side of a doorway that the mook was coming through.