History Funny / Yogscast

* While playing the Planetoids mod, they have a joking passive-aggressive fight over a pork chop, and then go on a tangent:

* Sometime, when the two try to cheat at a puzzle, Lewis will mess up and give simon Haalf a wodden door instead of TNT.

** This definitely counts as a [[AwesomeMoments Crowning Moment of Awesome]]

--> '''Simon''': PAX!
--> '''Lewis''': ''Pax''? What's that mean?
--> '''Simon''': LET'S BE FRIENDS!
--> '''Lewis''': Okay. That's a good idea.
--> '''Simon''': ''[whispering]'' I don't want us to be friends. I want to trick him and kill him.

--> '''Simon''': I'm not very good at cooking, so I'm not sure what you would typically put in soup. I mean, my method of making soup is, you know, "Open tin, pour contents in bowl, put bowl in microwave." Not even cooking it on a pan! Just the microwave.
--> '''Lewis''': Directly from tin to bowl.
--> '''Simon''': I mean, I did once try to cut out the bowl... but obviously that didn't go too well, putting a tin in the microwave.
--> '''Lewis''': Streamlining it, yeah, I don't think that's really the best way to go...
--> '''Simon''': I didn't even bother to open it, either. Um.
--> '''Lewis''': Was that what caused the fire?
--> '''Simon''': The fire.
--> '''Lewis''': Yeah.
--> '''Simon''': Of London?

--> '''Skylord_Jasper''': GET OUT SIMPLETON
--> '''Simon''': WHERE IS DRUGS

--> '''Simon''': D'you think digging above is really the way to go, given that [[spoiler:there's lava up there]]?
--> '''Lewis''': Look—look, we're trapped underneath some fucking pyramid, we failed to get the diamond, it's been [[spoiler:burnt by lava]], you're wedged in the ''ground''—this is a disaster. This is an absolute disaster! If anyone finds us when they're playing this custom map, like our ''entombed mummies'', please just ''kill us''.

---> '''TB''': Simon, we need you to be the bait. Get over there.
---> '''Simon''': Okay. Hello! It's nice to meet you, worm! How are you doing? How are you this time of year? Are you well? Have you ever--ow!
---> '''TB''': Whoops. Sorry. It's okay! Keep distracting it. Just keep its eye on the prize!
---> '''Simon''': Have you thought of letting Jesus into your '''''AAARGH!'''''

---> '''Lewis''': Now, you two, behave yourselves, or I'm going to put one of you on the naughty step and the other one over my knee.
---> '''TB''': Are we allowed to choose?
---> '''Lewis''': Only if you eat your brussels.

---> '''Simon''': Hello? Do you like bees? *Kills a villager by summoning bees on him.*

--> '''Simon''': There's a lesson to be learned here, ladies and gents: if you love someone... if you love someone, just let them know, because you don't know when they might get kidnapped by an undead, demon-man, whatever he is, and taken away to his deep underground castle .

--> '''Simon''': There's a lesson to be learned here, ladies and gents: if you love someone... if you love someone, just let them know, because you don't know when they might get kidnapped by an undead, demon-man, whatever he is, and taken away to his deep underground castle

* In their collaboration with TotalBiscuit, playing {{Magicka}}.

* In their MineCraft series, Lewis notices a cow placed precariously on a ledge. Lewis later pushes the cow off and it dies.

---> '''Simon''': Have you thought of letting Jesus into your '''''AAARGH!'''''

*** What part was this from?

--> '''Simon''': WHERE IS DRUGS

--> '''Simon''': Of London?

* Simon asking [[spoiler:Israphel]] for A/S/L. Actually, any time Simon talks to [[spoiler:Israphel]] in general.

* When Simon is [[ItMakesSenseInContext burning down the Yogcave]], Lewis finds a random hole in the ground. When Lewis shows it to Simon, he promptly pushes him in.

--> '''Simon''': ''[whispering]'' I don't want us to be friends. I want to trick him and kill him.

* In one of their early confrontations with [[spoilerIsraphel]]: