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* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
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* In "Savage Land, Savage Heart, Part 2", Zaladane starts ranting at Sauron about how Garokk's going to get him. Sauron responds by zapping her with his hypnotic eye-beams, knocking her out.
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* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
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-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
* In "Savage Land, Savage Heart, Part 2", Zaladane starts ranting at Sauron about how Garokk's going to get him. Sauron responds by zapping her with his hypnotic eye-beams, knocking her out.
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* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.
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* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is Apocalypse]], in the middle of a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.Cable, is initially dismissive when Cable [[YouCannotKillAnIdea claims more heroes will battle Apocalypse even after he dies]]. However, Apocalypse pauses and realizes he's ''right'', and has an impromptu existential crisis while Cable can only watch in bewilderment.
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* In ''The Cure'' Pyro flirts with Rogue who is annoyed by him and not taking no for an answer, gets chucked through a wall. Avalanche then [[TemptingFate dares]] her to try to do that to him. Cue him being tossed through the building.
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* In ''The Cure'' "The Cure" Pyro flirts with Rogue who is annoyed by him and not taking no for an answer, gets chucked through a wall. Avalanche then [[TemptingFate dares]] her to try to do that to him. Cue him being tossed through the building.
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* In ''The Cure'' Pyro flirts with Rogue who is annoyed by him and not taking no for an answer, gets chucked through a wall. Avalanche then [[TemptingFate dares]] her to try to do that to him. Cue him being tossed through the building.
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* In the first episode, Morph's channel-surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
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* In the first episode, Morph's channel-surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:Kelly, with an exaggerated Southern accent Kelly doesn't have:
** Meanwhile, a woman asks her cop boyfriend to do something. He's got a compelling counter argument.
--->'''Cop:''' What do you want me to do? ''Arrest him?''
** And meanwhile the Sentinel's trying to reassure everyone, not getting why the giant robot killing machine might be freaking them out.
--->'''Sentinel:''' Do not be alarmed. I am here to serve and protect.
--->'''Cop:''' What do you want me to do? ''Arrest him?''
** And meanwhile the Sentinel's trying to reassure everyone, not getting why the giant robot killing machine might be freaking them out.
--->'''Sentinel:''' Do not be alarmed. I am here to serve and protect.
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
* During "Slave Island", there's a glorious moment where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
* During "Slave Island", there's a glorious moment where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
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* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking a {{Pun}} in response is hilarious.
--> '''Storm''': Gambit, the term "rec room" does not mean that you must wreck it.
--> '''Gambit''': Storm makes jokes now. What next?
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
--> '''Storm''': Gambit, the term "rec room" does not mean that you must wreck it.
--> '''Gambit''': Storm makes jokes now. What next?
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
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* The ChristmasEpisode begins with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
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* The ChristmasEpisode begins In "Savage Land, Savage Heart, Part 2", Zaladane starts ranting at Sauron about how Garokk's going to get him. Sauron responds by zapping her with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?hypnotic eye-beams, knocking her out.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
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-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part 3 episode, Rogue has to catch the X-Men that gets knocked off by the Dark Phoenix.
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part 3 episode, Rogue has to catch the X-Men that gets knocked off by the Dark Phoenix.
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-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps ''(zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
arm)''
-->'''Donald Pierce:'''''*cries ''(cries in pain*''
pain)''
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part3 episode, 3, Rogue has to catch the X-Men that gets get knocked off by the Dark Phoenix.
-->'''Donald Pierce:'''
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part
* Proteus, having spent his entire life locked up in a lab, escapes. As Moira worries about the damage he could cause, we see Kevin's first port of call is... a pub. (For added weirdness, the pub has random cameos from Technet, a group of time-travelling alien bounty hunters, so a body-snatching teenager isn't even the most bizarre being in there.)
* The ChristmasEpisode begins with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* The ChristmasEpisode begins with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
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* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
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* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.
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* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking a {{Pun}} in response is hilarious.
--> '''Storm''': Gambit, the term "rec room" does not mean that you must wreck it.
--> '''Gambit''': Storm makes jokes now. What next?
--> '''Storm''': Gambit, the term "rec room" does not mean that you must wreck it.
--> '''Gambit''': Storm makes jokes now. What next?
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* In the first episode, Morph's channel-surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
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* In the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"
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* In "Days of Future Past, Part 1," Xavier reads Bishop's mind and the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems memories are displayed on a computer screen for the X-Men to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"watch. After some clips of a BadFuture, the screen displays an older Wolverine.
-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
* In "Come The Apocalypse" when Gambit is playing pool with Rogue he suggests as a reward
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
* In "Come The Apocalypse", Wolverine confronts one of Apocalypse Four Horsemen, War, and stabs his flying steed with his claws which War notices.
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[{{Pun}} Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
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-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
* In "Come The Apocalypse" when Gambit is playing pool with Rogue he suggests as a reward
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
* In "Come The Apocalypse", Wolverine confronts one of Apocalypse Four Horsemen, War, and stabs his flying steed with his claws which War notices.
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[{{Pun}} Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
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* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
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*
-->'''Professor X:''' And this
--> '''Sentinel 1:'''
'''Wolverine:''' An old friend. [[PsychoExGirlfriend She wants me dead]].\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Cyclops]]:''' Why am I not surprised?
* In "The Phoenix Saga pt 3", Banshee and Black Tom's powers don't affect each other, [[CainAndAbel likely because they're directly related,]] and both elect to slug it out instead. Cue a thousand viewers declaring that [[FightingIrish this is the moment that cemented them both as true Irishmen.]]
* In "Cold Comfort," Iceman begins attacking a government facility, so Xavier calls up the available X-Men to intervene.
-->'''Wolverine:''' What
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me!
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy, I'm
* There's a glorious moment
** The team is able to bring Iceman in
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier and
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen the
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
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* In "Days of Future Past, Part 1," Xavier reads Bishop's mind and the memories are displayed on a computer screen for the X-Men to watch. After some clips of a BadFuture, the screen displays an older Wolverine.
-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga Part 1: Dazzled", we get this delivery after Wolverine slashes Donald Pierce's robotic arm:
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
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* In the first episode, Morph's channel-surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
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* In During the first episode, Morph's channel-surfing climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down onSenator Kelly:
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''that fried chicken, huh?
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-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
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* In "Cold Comfort," Iceman begins attacking a government facility, so Xavier calls up the available X-Men to intervene.
-->'''Wolverine:''' What are we up against with this Iceman?\\
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy, I'm glad we cleared that up.]]
** The team is able to bring Iceman in after Cyclop blasts him.
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier and Iceman's arguing:
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen the Professor so angry.\\
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
-->'''Wolverine:''' What are we up against with this Iceman?\\
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy, I'm glad we cleared that up.]]
** The team is able to bring Iceman in after Cyclop blasts him.
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier and Iceman's arguing:
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen the Professor so angry.\\
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
to:
* In "Cold Comfort," Iceman begins attacking a government facility, so Xavier calls up the available X-Men "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to intervene.
-->'''Wolverine:'''Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(teleporting away with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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* In the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' Whatare we up against with is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends thisIceman?\\
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy,into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'mglad we cleared that up.]]
** The team is able to bring Icemana United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment inafter Cyclop blasts him.
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavieran earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and Iceman's arguing:
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seenattempts to stride out into the Professor so angry.\\
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
-->'''Wolverine:'''
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(teleporting away with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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* In the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy,
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm
** The team is able to bring Iceman
* There's a glorious moment in
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
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* In "Come The Apocalypse", Wolverine confronts one of Apocalypse Four Horsemen, War, and stabs his flying steed with his claws which War notices.
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[{{Pun}} Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[{{Pun}} Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
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* In "Come The Apocalypse" when Gambit is playing pool with Rogue he suggests as a reward
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
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* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
* In the second part of "Out Of The Past", The X-Men assemble with Wolverine and Gambit, to find Jubilee and a mysterious woman (Yuriko Oyama/Lady Deathstrike) both mindwiped. Wolverine is quizzed on the latter:
-->'''Professor X:''' And this is?\\
'''Wolverine:''' An old friend. [[PsychoExGirlfriend She wants me dead]].\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Cyclops]]:''' Why am I not surprised?
* On a meta level, Creator/JamesMcAvoy and Creator/NicholasHoult (who portray Professor X and Beast in the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'') [[https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/can-the-x-men-apocalypse-cast-sing-the-x-men-124245215467.html can hum the theme song.]]
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga Part 1: Dazzled", we get this delivery after Wolverine slashes Donald Pierce's robotic arm:
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In the "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(teleporting away with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga Part 1: Dazzled", we get this delivery after Wolverine slashes Donald Pierce's robotic arm:
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In the "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(teleporting away with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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** Near the beginning, it is Halloween night, and Wolverine uses a mask of Beast's face to scare off trick-or-treaters.
-->'''Jubilee:''' (''to Wolverine'') Oh, nice. Beast won't appreciate you using his face to give them nightmares.
-->'''Jubilee:''' (''to Wolverine'') Oh, nice. Beast won't appreciate you using his face to give them nightmares.
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-->'''Wolverine:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
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-->'''Wolverine:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
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* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking an IncrediblyLamePun in response is hilarious.
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* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking an IncrediblyLamePun a {{Pun}} in response is hilarious.
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-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(making off with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(making off ''(teleporting away with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
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** Morph asks if Beast and Wolverine can boost him over a tall fence. Wolvie and Beast smile exchange a thumbs-up and an okay sign. Cut to Morph sailing right over the fence with a scream. Wolverine casually says from offscreen, "Looks like we can."
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** Morph asks if Beast and Wolverine can boost him over a tall fence. Wolvie and Beast smile and exchange a thumbs-up and an okay sign. Cut to Morph sailing right over the fence with a scream. Wolverine casually says from offscreen, "Looks like we can."
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** Morph asks if Beast and Wolverine can boost him over a tall fence. Wolvie and Beast smile exchange a thumbs-up and an okay sign. Cut to Morph sailing right over the fence with a scream. Wolverine casually says from offscreen, "Looks like we can."
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--->'''Cyclops:''' You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
--->'''Thug:''' So? Take 'em off!
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop! *the thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
--->'''Thug:''' So? Take 'em off!
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop! *the thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
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--->'''Cyclops:''' You wouldn't hit a guy man with glasses, would you?
--->'''Thug:'''So? Take So take 'em off!
off.
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop!*the *The thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
--->'''Thug:'''
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop!
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--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the term "rec room" does not mean that you must wreck it."
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--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, Gambit, the term "rec room" does not mean that you must wreck it."
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--->'''Mojo''': ''Controooool room.'' What are you doing up there ''[[SuddenlyShouting SITTIN' ON YER HANDS?!]]'' G-go to a commerical! Go to reruns! Go to an infomercial ''GO TO SOMETHING!'' I'm losing my audience to a bunch of ''dead trees.''
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--->'''Mojo''': ''Controooool room.'' What are you doing up there ''[[SuddenlyShouting SITTIN' ON YER HANDS?!]]'' G-go to a commerical! commercial! Go to reruns! Go to an infomercial ''GO TO SOMETHING!'' I'm losing my audience to a bunch of ''dead trees.''
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--->'''Mojo:''' Don't touch that dial!\\
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--->'''Mojo:''' Uh-uh-uh-uh! Don't touch that dial!\\
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* In the first episode, Morph's channel surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
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* In the first episode, Morph's channel surfing channel-surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
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--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
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--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name term "rec room" does not mean that you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Stormtells makes jokes now?
now. What next?
--> '''Gambit''': Storm
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** Mojo in general, due to being a LargeHam TakeThat at corporate executives. Upon first learning about the X-Men and their potential for his next show, he exclaims "I'm making money just standing here thinking about it! Am I standing?"
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** Mojo in general, due to being a LargeHam TakeThat at corporate executives. Upon first learning about the X-Men and their potential for his next show, he exclaims "I'm making money just standing here thinking about it! Am HAHA am I standing?"standing?" He at one point even plucks out a nose hair and exclaims it can act better than Longshot. And for good measure:
--->'''Mojo''': [[CloudCuckoolander Actually if I hold it up to the light it looks like you, in a tuxedo!]]
--->'''Mojo''': [[CloudCuckoolander Actually if I hold it up to the light it looks like you, in a tuxedo!]]
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** Then there's Major Domo, whose utterly sardonic dry wit more than makes up for what a LargeHam Mojo is. His very first words in the episode:
--->'''Mojo''': DOMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
--->'''Major Domo''': You ranted, sir?
--->'''Mojo''': DOMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
--->'''Major Domo''': You ranted, sir?
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* In the first episode, a giant Sentinel walks by, causing civilians to scream and panic. In the background is a child's voice saying "Mommy! Buy me that, buy me that!"
** Later in the episode, Wolverine shreds Cyclops' car in a fit of rage, then leaves in a huff with these parting words:
--->'''Wolverine:''' Tell Scott I made him a convertible.
** Even later on in that same episode, Cyclops gets ambushed by a Sentinel which tells him to surrender. Cyclops pulls an ISurrenderSuckers
--->'''Sentinel:''' Surrender, mutant.\\
'''Cyclops:''' *puts hands up* Of course... *pulls down glasses* NOT!
*** It gets funnier: Cyclops' blast knocks off the sentinel's arm, startling some guy watching TV who it lands next to. The sentinel then declares it needs repairs, and then flies off to home base, where it crash-lands.
** Right before that, when Cyclops locates Wolverine as he's being confronted by some mutant-hating thugs:
--->'''Thug:''' Butt out, four-eyes!
--->'''Cyclops:''' You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
--->'''Thug:''' So? Take 'em off!
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop! *the thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
--->'''Thug:''' [[OhCrap PUT 'EM BACK ON! PLEASE!]]
** One of Wolverine's best lines: "Trail went cold outside her house. Got bit by a dog, too."
* In the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"
* Longshot gets one in "Mojovision" According to WordOfGod the entire episode was written building up to this joke.
-->'''Longshot:''' Y'know, I used to date an actress with two heads.
-->'''Spiral:''' Was she nice?
-->'''Longshot:''' Yes and no.
** Earlier, there's Mojo's freak out when Jean manages to mess with his broadcast.
--->'''Mojo''': ''Controooool room.'' What are you doing up there ''[[SuddenlyShouting SITTIN' ON YER HANDS?!]]'' G-go to a commerical! Go to reruns! Go to an infomercial ''GO TO SOMETHING!'' I'm losing my audience to a bunch of ''dead trees.''
--->(''It cuts to the entire audience having spontaneously started reading'')
** Mojo in general, due to being a LargeHam TakeThat at corporate executives. Upon first learning about the X-Men and their potential for his next show, he exclaims "I'm making money just standing here thinking about it! Am I standing?"
** Mojo appears to Scott and Jean on a television while they're at an electronics store.
--->'''Mojo:''' Don't touch that dial!\\
'''Clerk:''' That's odd. ''[presses buttons on the remote]''\\
'''Mojo:''' Hey, I warned you! ''[ZAP]''
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
* The ChristmasEpisode begins with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* In "Days of Future Past, Part 1," Xavier reads Bishop's mind and the memories are displayed on a computer screen for the X-Men to watch. After some clips of a BadFuture, the screen displays an older Wolverine.
-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part 3 episode, Rogue has to catch the X-Men that gets knocked off by the Dark Phoenix.
-->'''Rogue''': What is this? "Catch the X-Men" Day?
* In the first episode, Morph's channel surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
* In "Bloodlines", Mystique impersonates a downed member of the Friends of Humanity, directing other members to where the other mutants are. She quickly gets up and shapeshifts back after they leave, quipping:
-->'''Mystique:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Rather dim, for defenders of mankind]].
* In "Cold Comfort," Iceman begins attacking a government facility, so Xavier calls up the available X-Men to intervene.
-->'''Wolverine:''' What are we up against with this Iceman?\\
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy, I'm glad we cleared that up.]]
** The team is able to bring Iceman in after Cyclop blasts him.
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier and Iceman's arguing:
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen the Professor so angry.\\
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
* [[RealJokeName "Nobody makes fun of Hairbag!"]]
* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.
* In "Come The Apocalypse", Wolverine confronts one of Apocalypse Four Horsemen, War, and stabs his flying steed with his claws which War notices.
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
* Storm's unbelievably hammy delivery of nearly all her lines.
-->"I SHALL MEET YOU AT THE MONORAIL!"
* In "Come The Apocalypse" when Gambit is playing pool with Rogue he suggests as a reward
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking an IncrediblyLamePun in response is hilarious.
--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
* In the second part of "Out Of The Past", The X-Men assemble with Wolverine and Gambit, to find Jubilee and a mysterious woman (Yuriko Oyama/Lady Deathstrike) both mindwiped. Wolverine is quizzed on the latter:
-->'''Professor X:''' And this is?\\
'''Wolverine:''' An old friend. [[PsychoExGirlfriend She wants me dead]].\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Cyclops]]:''' Why am I not surprised?
* On a meta level, Creator/JamesMcAvoy and Creator/NicholasHoult (who portray Professor X and Beast in the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'') [[https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/can-the-x-men-apocalypse-cast-sing-the-x-men-124245215467.html can hum the theme song.]]
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga Part 1: Dazzled", we get this delivery after Wolverine slashes Donald Pierce's robotic arm:
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In the "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(making off with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
** Later in the episode, Wolverine shreds Cyclops' car in a fit of rage, then leaves in a huff with these parting words:
--->'''Wolverine:''' Tell Scott I made him a convertible.
** Even later on in that same episode, Cyclops gets ambushed by a Sentinel which tells him to surrender. Cyclops pulls an ISurrenderSuckers
--->'''Sentinel:''' Surrender, mutant.\\
'''Cyclops:''' *puts hands up* Of course... *pulls down glasses* NOT!
*** It gets funnier: Cyclops' blast knocks off the sentinel's arm, startling some guy watching TV who it lands next to. The sentinel then declares it needs repairs, and then flies off to home base, where it crash-lands.
** Right before that, when Cyclops locates Wolverine as he's being confronted by some mutant-hating thugs:
--->'''Thug:''' Butt out, four-eyes!
--->'''Cyclops:''' You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
--->'''Thug:''' So? Take 'em off!
--->'''Cyclops:''' Stop! *the thug uses his pool cue to life Cyke's glasses up, causing his optic blasts to uncontrollably zap everything in their path*
--->'''Thug:''' [[OhCrap PUT 'EM BACK ON! PLEASE!]]
** One of Wolverine's best lines: "Trail went cold outside her house. Got bit by a dog, too."
* In the episode "Longshot," Jubilee seems to be channeling [[LargeHam Storm.]] "JUBILEE, THE PRINCESS OF PYROTECHNICS, COMMANDS YOU TO RELEASE HIM!"
* Longshot gets one in "Mojovision" According to WordOfGod the entire episode was written building up to this joke.
-->'''Longshot:''' Y'know, I used to date an actress with two heads.
-->'''Spiral:''' Was she nice?
-->'''Longshot:''' Yes and no.
** Earlier, there's Mojo's freak out when Jean manages to mess with his broadcast.
--->'''Mojo''': ''Controooool room.'' What are you doing up there ''[[SuddenlyShouting SITTIN' ON YER HANDS?!]]'' G-go to a commerical! Go to reruns! Go to an infomercial ''GO TO SOMETHING!'' I'm losing my audience to a bunch of ''dead trees.''
--->(''It cuts to the entire audience having spontaneously started reading'')
** Mojo in general, due to being a LargeHam TakeThat at corporate executives. Upon first learning about the X-Men and their potential for his next show, he exclaims "I'm making money just standing here thinking about it! Am I standing?"
** Mojo appears to Scott and Jean on a television while they're at an electronics store.
--->'''Mojo:''' Don't touch that dial!\\
'''Clerk:''' That's odd. ''[presses buttons on the remote]''\\
'''Mojo:''' Hey, I warned you! ''[ZAP]''
* When Gambit sends a kinetic-charged Ace of Spades card down a freight elevator to a bunch of waiting Sentinels, this unexpected exchange happens:
--> '''Sentinel 1:''' What is that object?
--> '''Sentinel 2:''' It appears to be the Ace of Spades.
--> (Card blows up.)
** What sends this into even ''more'' ridiculous territory is that one ''puts their face right up to it'' to say what it is, rather than do something like scan it.
** From the same episode:
---> '''Master Mold:''' [[NarmCharm YOU WILL REMOVE SENATOR KELLY'S BRAIN... AND REPLACE IT WITH A COMPUTER!]]
---> '''Kelly:''' [[BigWhat Whaaaat?!]] You can't do that to me! I'm a United States Senator!
* There's a glorious moment in an earlier episode where Master Mold stands up and attempts to stride out into the world... and is promptly halted by his power cord, which is still plugged into the wall.
-->'''Master Mold''': [[OhCrap I AM STILL PLUGGED IN]].
* The ChristmasEpisode begins with Jubilee, Rogue, and Scott decorating a Christmas tree while singing "Deck the Halls." Scott [[DreadfulMusician hits so many wrong notes]], you can almost hear his VA deliberately messing up the song.
** Later, Jean and Gambit are the ones in charge of the food. HilarityEnsues.
* {{Narm}}: Cable in Beyond Good And Evil part 3. While hunting Apocalypse in ancient Egypt, Cable sees his teammates engulfed in a bright flash from a room away in a tomb. His reaction after he storms into an empty room to see his teammates laying on the ground is unintentionally hilarious. "[[LargeHam WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!]]"
* In "Days of Future Past, Part 1," Xavier reads Bishop's mind and the memories are displayed on a computer screen for the X-Men to watch. After some clips of a BadFuture, the screen displays an older Wolverine.
-->'''Wolverine:''' At least I don't lose my hair.
* During Magneto's attack on a chemical plant, he briefly muses on how much Charles Xavier's appearance must have changed over the years:
-->'''Magneto:''' I wonder how you look, Charles, after so long? Perhaps, a toupee?
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga" part 3 episode, Rogue has to catch the X-Men that gets knocked off by the Dark Phoenix.
-->'''Rogue''': What is this? "Catch the X-Men" Day?
* In the first episode, Morph's channel surfing and amusing himself by turning into and imitating someone from each. His take on Senator Kelly:
-->''"My fellow Americans, I am an idiot."''
* In "Bloodlines", Mystique impersonates a downed member of the Friends of Humanity, directing other members to where the other mutants are. She quickly gets up and shapeshifts back after they leave, quipping:
-->'''Mystique:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Rather dim, for defenders of mankind]].
* In "Cold Comfort," Iceman begins attacking a government facility, so Xavier calls up the available X-Men to intervene.
-->'''Wolverine:''' What are we up against with this Iceman?\\
'''Xavier:''' We're not against him, Wolverine.\\
'''Wolverine:''' So, then we're with him?\\
'''Xavier:''' Of course not! He's destroying government property.\\
'''Wolverine:''' [[SarcasmMode Boy, I'm glad we cleared that up.]]
** The team is able to bring Iceman in after Cyclop blasts him.
--->'''Wolverine:''' A touch of overkill there, squinty.
** During Xavier and Iceman's arguing:
--->'''Jubilee:''' What's with those two? I've never seen the Professor so angry.\\
'''Beast:''' It's a surrogate father/son dynamic, with unresolved issues of dominance.\\
'''Jubilee:''' Beast, in English.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Bobby likes to question authority.
* [[RealJokeName "Nobody makes fun of Hairbag!"]]
* [[PhysicalGod Apocalypse]] realizing he is a CosmicPlaything during his fight with Cable.
* In "Come The Apocalypse", Wolverine confronts one of Apocalypse Four Horsemen, War, and stabs his flying steed with his claws which War notices.
-->'''Wolverine:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Don't you think we're getting carried away here?]]\\
(''War kicks Wolverine in the face, leaving him to crash on top of a bus'')\\
'''Wolverine:''' Lousy pig-faced runt couldn't take a joke...
* Storm's unbelievably hammy delivery of nearly all her lines.
-->"I SHALL MEET YOU AT THE MONORAIL!"
* In "Come The Apocalypse" when Gambit is playing pool with Rogue he suggests as a reward
--> [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose "How about the winner get a kiss from the loser"?]]
* Jean uses her powers to mess up Gambit's shot is pretty funny. ''Storm'' of all people cracking an IncrediblyLamePun in response is hilarious.
--> '''Storm''': "Gambit, the name "rec room" does not mean you must wreck it."
--> '''Gambit''': Storm tells jokes now?
* During the climactic battle in season 3's "Obsession", Apocalypse knocks Rogue for a loop. Gambit rushes to catch her, but he misjudges her added weight and they both collapse to the ground.
-->'''Gambit:''' Chère! Maybe you cut down on that fried chicken, huh?
* In the second part of "Out Of The Past", The X-Men assemble with Wolverine and Gambit, to find Jubilee and a mysterious woman (Yuriko Oyama/Lady Deathstrike) both mindwiped. Wolverine is quizzed on the latter:
-->'''Professor X:''' And this is?\\
'''Wolverine:''' An old friend. [[PsychoExGirlfriend She wants me dead]].\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Cyclops]]:''' Why am I not surprised?
* On a meta level, Creator/JamesMcAvoy and Creator/NicholasHoult (who portray Professor X and Beast in the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'') [[https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/can-the-x-men-apocalypse-cast-sing-the-x-men-124245215467.html can hum the theme song.]]
* In "The Dark Phoenix Saga Part 1: Dazzled", we get this delivery after Wolverine slashes Donald Pierce's robotic arm:
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' MY ARM! Blast you!
-->'''Storm:''' I believe that pleasure is mine! ''*zaps Donald Pierce's robotic arm*''
-->'''Donald Pierce:''' ''*cries in pain*''
* In the "Beyond Good and Evil" saga, Apocalypse gives this hilariously scathing one-liner to Deathbird after he uses her to get to the Shi'ar's resident psychic Oracle:
-->'''Deathbird:''' You promised you'd help me destroy Lilandra!
-->'''Apocalypse:''' ''(making off with Oracle and not giving a single fuck)'' ILied.
