History Funny / WrongpuraeSlowbeefAndDiabetus

'''Diabetus:''' [[MoralDissonance I killed a man! Great!]]

—-> '''Kazuma:''' Nobody dares give me oders ''[sic]'' now!\\

--->'''Worker:''' You’re on our list. Our death list! ''[screams]''
''[clapping and laughter]''
'''Diabetus:''' What the fuck? ''[laughs]''

[''Mike starts walking left'']\\

--->'''slowbeef:''' Wonder how many times I've wished death on Alexander. 'Cause it has to be damn near constantly.

** The goons making fun of Alexander's clothes. Some examples being Betus referring to his boots as Waldo socks, and both of them wondering if his tunic is just a giant squash or watermelon he stuck over his head.

---> [[{{Mondegreen}} "DYNA-MITE!]][[note]]This became a catchphrase of his.[[/note]]\\

** The particularly confusing endgame - as Sub-Zero gets Quan Chi's health down, Sareena (one of the three demon girls from earlier) rushes in and punches him into a pit. Then Shinnok shows up as the TrueFinalBoss, and after Sub-Zero gets the amulet back from him he goes OneWingedAngel into a strange, poorly-rendered dinosaur-thing known as Corrupted Shinnok. The goons' reactions are only made funnier by the longplayer [[EleventhHourSuperpower spamming the previously-unseen]] SmartBomb move.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_AiLdU5O1c Ink Your Might]]'' and ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUEXioTdscc 2196 Reasons We Didn't Release This Game]]'', the duo's take on ''VideoGame/TattooAssassins'', an unreleased ''Series/MortalKombat'' clone that cranks up the silliness and ToiletHumor. The first video is a runthrough of the game's arcade mode, while the second is a showcase of several of the game's ridiculous finishing moves.

--->'''Diabetus:''' Shrimp Baby, what happened to you. You've become [[VideoGame/MortalKombat Kung Lao]].

---->'''slowbeef:''' "The thought of Adda just made me drool all over."

---->'''damehasclass''': ''(as Melanie after getting slapped)'' [[SarcasmMode Nice to see you too, Halligan]], you piece of shit!

*** "Guy Fieri's: How to Mak Slaep Drinc Gud"

---->'''damehasclass:''' "'Now I ''actually'' have a reason to live!'"

---->'''damehasclass:''' "'Can you make this key into a wedding ring instead?'"
---->''(slowbeef bursts into laughter, while the smith tells Halligan not to tell the druids who made him the key)''
---->'''slowbeef:''' "'Who ''smithed'' you this key?' '...no one!'"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjuTbDXQmj4 Part 6]]: How Halligan saves the day: After Halligan makes Serstan promise not to harm himself or Melanie, Halligan travels back to the present day and stops the druids by fatally stabbing Melanie in the stomach with broken hedgeclippers. This somehow counts as Serstan breaking his promise, which somehow kills the modern day druids. After Halligan resurrects Melanie with the healing mistletoe, [[EasilyForgiven they make out.]] The end.

*** We get even more PoliceAreUseless from Halligan's Scotland Yard coworkers setting up a completely needless puzzle. Halligan's boss orders him to solve the entire murder case by the next day, [[BeAsUnhelpfulAsPossible then actively slows down the investigation by refusing to give Halligan a signature he needs, all for literally no reason other than the fact that he hates Halligan]]. Then another detective named Lowry hates Halligan on such a petty level he refuses to let him borrow ''scissors'' he needs for the investigation purely out of spite. The best/worst part about it is that he insists that if Halligan were to take his scissors, he'd either lose or break them, which Halligan ''does'' by the end of the video, proving him right.

*** Halligan needs to break into the Druid's estate, so he spends a while interrogating his gardener, then scares him off to get his shears by suddenly setting a bush on fire. This ends up accomplishing nothing since the shears just break when he tries cutting the wire fence anyway. The same would be said for Lowry's scissors as well.

*** We get even more PoliceAreUseless from Halligan's Scotland Yard coworkers setting up a completely needless puzzle. Halligan's boss orders him to solve the entire murder case by the next day, [[BeAsUnhelpfulAsPossible then actively slows down the investigation by refusing to give Halligan a signature he needs, all for literally no reason other than the fact that he hates Halligan]]. Then another detective named Lowry hates Halligan on such a petty level he refuses to let him borrow ''scissors'' he needs for the investigation purely out of spite. The best/worst part about it is that he ''knows'' that if Halligan was going to use his scissors, they'd wind up either lost or broken later on, which happens anyway by the end of the video.

** Once slowbeef starts playing, he takes a shine to the Firefighter Axe, to the point of pointlessly trading his current one out whenever he finds a new one. In one video this happens about ''three times.''
*** It gets even better when, in a later video, slowbeef reveals that the fire axe is actually one of the best weapons in the entire game.

** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIBim4e-wA&index=5&list=PLo4M1tlpv9rupi3k2O-CRk8UhXa1_hx4W part 5]], slowbeef has to escort a scientist but he keeps moving ahead so the scientist dies to a monster off screen. After the restart, slowbeef runs back to see the monster attacking while the scientist [[TooDumbToLive slowly walks foward]]. And after slowbeef saves him, he only says [[{{Jerkass}} "Hurry up!"]]
*** Earlier in the same video, they encounter a new enemy type, shelter guards who have mutated into what appear to be fishmen. Despite the game repeatedly hyping them up as a huge threat, they're more goofy than frightening, and Albert has no problem killing them en masse.
** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5QaZk_Gc4&index=6&list=PLo4M1tlpv9rupi3k2O-CRk8UhXa1_hx4W part 6]], Albert says his job would be a lot easier if he had "Syndrome Cure vending machines". He was probably joking but he says it so seriously it sounds ridiculous.

** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VNq-hzsl8o&list=PLo4M1tlpv9rupi3k2O-CRk8UhXa1_hx4W&index=10 part 10]], you meet Repair Bot (which looks like a silly toy car) [[UnexpectedGameplayChange and must drive through a bunch of overly complicated obstacles]].

** In the last episode, slowbeef decides to run past some exploding guys and go to second floor so they just stay down there screaming for 3 whole minutes and interrupting the goons, until they just give up and laugh along.

--->'''Diabetus:''' Even they know!

** Halfway though, it seems like different movies are crashing together, leading to slowbeef calling the scene ''Aliens vs. Film/JurassicPark vs Franchise/{{Batman}}: [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Dawn of Justice 2]].''
*** It gets off the rails even more as we find that the floor's made of [[Creator/MarvelComics Adamantium]] and that Ripley's trying to get [[Film/{{Avatar}} Unobtainium]] from Newt.

-->'''Diabetus:''' Aaah!!!\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rSagGwWTVM Character Assassination - Authorized]]'', their long-awaited ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'' Wrongpurae. From Samus's [[DullSurprise spiritless voice]] to Adam's [[UnfortunateImplications questionable treatment]] on Samus, this leads to many hilarious moments.
-->'''Diabetus:''' Don't let this game get produced! Shoot everything! Don't give anything a chance to render!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eg729dKr5o Cobra 3D]], a riff on another ''Manga/SpaceAdventureCobra'' video game, this one a Japan-only [=PS1=] third-person shooter. The first video ends with Cobra somehow using a Bible to bypass a laser security system, which baffles the duo.

** Meeting [[EvilCounterpart Evil Carnby]] and the subsequent [[FusionDance Fusion Dance]].

* ''VideoGame/{{D}}: It's Also What We Rate This Game''. In part 2, slowbeef absolutely losing it when Laura starts descending a spiral stairwell, only to suddenly end up in an IndyEscape situation with a boulder that seems to materialize out of thin air.

*** The antagonist's SlowClap.
---->'''Phobos:''' You'd shoot an unarmed person?\\

*** This:
---->'''Jack:''' I have authority.
*** The protagonist's hilariously {{narm}}y name: Jack Wired.

*** Nay's defeat is shown in an FMV. It lasts a whole three seconds.
---->'''[=TieTuesday=]:''' Cutscene budget was limited.
*** The first boss ''singing''.
---->'''Boss [singing]''': Huh huh huh huh. Huh huh huh huh. The game isn't over yeeeeeeeeeet!\\

** Part 6 reaches the final battle between Jack and Phobos, which includes a poorly rendered wire weapon ([[RazorFloss "It's time to floss!"]]), and some questionable pre-battle banter regarding Hephaestus's DoomsdayDevice:

---> '''slowbeef:''' Holy shit, ''nothing'' went right in this game!
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOkbXeIKKgY Earnest]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTO5xrA3Sz4 Goes]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGUprJabQc to]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0h9xYJxlw8 Anime]]'': The ''VideoGame/EarnestEvans'' wrongpurae has the guys (and the watchers) in hysterics after just five minutes of gameplay, thanks to the wonky animation of the main character ("based on ''VideoGame/{{QWOP}}''" according to Diabetus), bizarre and improbable physics, a power up [[PoisonMushroom that puts the character to sleep and nothing else]] and the IndyEscape sequence triggering the wrong way.
--> '''Diabetus:''' Follow that boulder, Indy!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPvRI7FS9KI Evite: Your doom; costume mandatory]]: their take on ''VideoGame/AlteredBeast''. Slowbeef and Diabetus' onslaught of jokes and puns when the BigBad turns into a crocodile...dragon...fetus...thing.
-->'''Diabetus''': ''{doing a whiny kid's voice}'' I'll attack you with my indigestion! It's gonna hurt! If you just stop kneeling, you big meanie!

** The minefield scene.

*** It should be noted that during all of this, Brophy is committing a HeroicSacrifice by leading the rebels away from the group. As a result, we end up getting repeated [[SmashCut Smash Cuts]] between [[MoodWhiplash Brophy being brutally gunned down and]] [[{{Narm}} Lamb navigating the minefield with the above quote.]]

* ''VideoGame/{{Galerians}}: Fucked Psychonauts'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzBGTHiy7lc part 3]] introduces the first boss in the game: a riot cop-looking robot which keels over due to the longplayer exploiting Rion's psychic overload the second the boss fight starts.
** Part 4 has an even siller boss: an old man whose cane has a boot at the bottom who fights by slowly staggering after Rion and swinging his cane ineffectually at him. He's also vulnerable to Rion's overload, which the longplayer demonstrates.

*** His [[RoboticReveal second phase]] is also vulnerable to Rion's overload, and his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhXhMe_EYM&t=1370s death animation]] is hilarious.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19zjhSmd598 Game of Crones]]'', the play through of ''VideoGame/KingsQuestVII'', featuring LetsPlay/PsychedelicEyeball. They freeze on a hilariously poorly-drawn face the queen makes in the opening cutscene and reuse it throughout. There's quite a bit.

** All of the references to LetsPlay/ProtonJon's Notte Luminosa LP when he guest stars.[[labelnote:Explanation:]][=ProtonJon=], along with a few others, LP'd the Mario ROMHack Notte Luminosa because its creator claimed to suffer from leukemia and have only a few weeks to live and it was his dying wish that it'd be [=LPed=]. Turns out the guy had made all of this up.[[/labelnote]]

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkXGf2lTN8 Episode 7]] features them slowly losing their sanity at how slow and boring the game is, resulting in them simply imitating [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]] for nearly the entire second half of the video. And near the end, they lose it when Valanice quickly fills up a river and makes a rainbow appear without having to cry a lot.

** Part three also introduces some [[MoonLogicPuzzle truly baffling puzzle solutions]]. Hopkins' solution to getting into the bathroom of his date Samantha's apartment? ''[[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer Shoot the lock with his gun.]]'' How to find a dead body in a museum? Create a molotov cocktail and toss it at a fake fireplace to melt a nearby wax figure.
*** Speaking of wax figures, the duo waste no time in tearing apart the logistics of the killer [[FridgeLogic hiding a recently-murdered body in a wax figure in a museum.]]
** In part four, the plot just gets lazy as you're directed to the FBI shooting range and told to shoot at a specific target. [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough What do you think was going to happen?]] What's worse, the longplayer actively tried to ''thwart'' the obvious twist by inspecting the target before it's shot...[[YouCantThwartStageOne and Hopkins says it's perfectly normal!]] SB and DJB come to the conclusion that at this point, Hopkins is now ''aiding'' in the crime spree more than he is preventing it.

** Part 5 introduces another wacky puzzle: Hopkins needs to get the receipt for a laundromat out of a factory worker's coat pocket, but he can't risk pickpocketing the worker while he's in the bar. His solution? Put sleeping pills in the worker's drink that he is currently holding in his hand, and then simply take the receipt out of the coat pocket ''[[ViolationOfCommonSense in full view of everyone in the bar.]]''

** Part 7 is the final video of the playthrough, marking the apparent point in the game when the budget ran out. It features [[UnexpectedGameplayChange out-of-nowhere]] FirstPersonShooter sequences that use ''blatant'' edits of ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' sprites, Hopkins creating a clone of himself [[ExpendableClone who immediately dies from poison gas]], resurrecting Hopkins' girlfriend just to press a button, and a climactic swordfight with the villain that the player [[CutsceneBoss has no control over]]. The game ends with Hopkins typing at his computer in his apartment, which leads the riffers to joke that the entire game was just Hopkins writing fanfiction.
*** Not to mention the fact that in the brief period of time you take control of Hopkins' girlfriend, her sprites suddenly change to a blatant edit of Hopkins', and she begins to talk similar to him too since her player character dialogue has the same style as his, giving the impression that she's somehow become part-Hopkins or something.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSaMgXjHEs Episode three]] of ''[[VideoGame/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream I Have No Idea, But I Must Play]]'' has the two playing Nimdok's scenario... while Diabetus [[ComicallyMissingThePoint pretends to have no idea of what the setting actually is,]] and Slowbeef tries to distract him from figuring it out. He nearly gets it at the nineteen minute mark, but Slowbeef turns his attention to an inflatable cat.
--> '''slowbeef:''' Do you think any German people watching this are upset with my fake accent?\\

-->'''Diabetus:''' I'm assuming there's not gonna be any other really fucked up shit later that we're gonna have to try to make light out of, right? [[TemptingFate Can't really get much worse that this, I imagine.]]\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JohM4UZkcLg The Ingenious Anime of La Mancha]]'', their Wrongpurae of a...[[MindScrew rather loose interpretation]] of ''Literature/DonQuixote'' called VideoGame/SuperDonQuixote.
** The [[EstablishingSeriesMoment establishing moment of the game]]:
--->'''slowbeef:''' Umm...are you a well-read person, Diabetus?\\

*** They go even further with this in the second video.
---->''[Mullah Abba is shaking his head in one of the stills of the opening cutscene]''\\

-->''(An undercover cop shoots the bags of cocaine in a drug deal he and the player stopped.)''\\
'''slowbeef and Diabetus''': ''(Laughter.)''\\

*** The [=WP=] opens on a literal high note with diabetus interpreting the T-Rex's slack-jawed anticipation as holding an opera note.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7QnaYiY8w&feature=g-all-u&context=G22b69c4FAAAAAAAACAA King's Quest V: Absinthe makes the game more tolerable]] makes the duo imagine the story of [[VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder the game]] being told by a grumpy and absent-minded grandfather to his nephew, who is quick to pounce on plot holes and questionable game design choices.

*** slowbeef and Kuroinokaze end up having [[BigYes the same reaction]] to Cedric's abduction.

*** And then at the end, Kurinokaze (the longplayer), apparently being a fan of retsupurae, shows them an alternate ending of what happens if you don't save a certain character during the final battle, King Graham dies pretty quickly, then over the game over screen, he edits in a [[NightmareFuel disjointed, evil carnival sounding remix of the town theme.]] The two react about how you would expect them to.

--->'''Diabetus:''' Oh, he saw his first dirty diaper. "What the fuck are these?! They ''poop'' themselves?! ''Noooooo''!"

--->'''damehasclass''': ''(as Melanie after getting slapped)'' [[SarcasmMode Nice to see you too, Halligan]], you piece of shit!

--->'''damehasclass:''' "'Now I ''actually'' have a reason to live!'"

--->'''damehasclass:''' "'Can you make this key into a wedding ring instead?'"
--->''(slowbeef bursts into laughter, while the smith tells Halligan not to tell the druids who made him the key)''
--->'''slowbeef:''' "'Who ''smithed'' you this key?' '...no one!'"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjuTbDXQmj4 Part 6]]:
*** How Halligan saves the day: After Halligan makes Serstan promise not to harm himself or Melanie, Halligan travels back to the present day and stops the druids by fatally stabbing Melanie in the stomach with broken hedgeclippers. This somehow counts as Serstan breaking his promise, which somehow kills the modern day druids. After Halligan resurrects Melanie with the healing mistletoe, [[EasilyForgiven they make out.]] The end.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkpKaFOgyoc Let's Play IMDB]]'': slowbeef and Diabetus riff on a longplay of the Playstation game ''Apocalypse'', a game whose only apparent selling point is Bruce Willis starring. This promps them to spend 15 minutes going down Willis' IMDB page to come up with a HurricaneOfPuns involving the titles of every single thing Bruce Willis has ever worked on on any capacity. HilarityEnsues (mostly of the SoUnfunnyItsFunny variety)
** Eventually they run out of Bruce Willis stuff and just start using ''random movie and TV show titles''. ''[[OverlyLongGag For the rest of the video.]]''

*** MARSHAL ARTIST.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUm_55M6tnQ Let's Take A]]'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDK-dmO0lA Sidelong Stare]]'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsgOEYJuxZU At Star Strike]]'': Sci-Fi cheese at its greatest.
** Not to mention the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1QrCrx6IIg video]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlqvOCMRgNg remixes]] it spawned.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLo4M1tlpv9rsvSh9jA0svnhq_TWpVZaOI Messlevania: Dracula Unleashed]]'', a riff on Sega CD adventure game ''VideoGame/DraculaUnleashed'' which contains an abundance of OohMeAccentsSlipping, ''especially'' with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni7NAxB6UtU cab drivers.]]

--->'''Diabetus:''' Aagh, not again!

--->'''Carriage Driver:''' [[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle And where will. WE be off to. This fine day?]]\\

--->'''Alexander:''' This blackjack seems to be quite a deterrent against lunatics.\\

--->'''Diabetus:''' [[https://youtu.be/ELkt43zmyJ8?t=668 I'm the Jolteon of carriage drivers!]]

--->'''Juliet:''' Tomorrow brings the sun again, but now tis time to rest...\\

--->'''Diabetus:''' He seemed weird when I pulled a knife on him?\\

--->'''Diabetus:''' ''(Effeminate elderly voice)'' [[VideoGame/ShadowOfTheComet Mr Harker!]]

--->'''slowbeef:''' ''(As Annisette)'' I also removed all the crosses. Conspicuously.

--->'''Groundskeeper:''' Are you looking for someone? I know where they're all buried! ''(He and his companion laugh manically.)''\\

'''slowbeef:''' ''(As the Let's Player speeds up time)'' "I have to wait for these cemetary bullies to go away."

--->'''Alexander''': Unbelieveable! Alfred Horner actually threatened my life today. I want to find out what his secret is, but I mustn't take his words lightly.\\

--->'''Van Helsing:''' We are too late for Ms. Evans. ''(Covers her lifeless body.)''\\

---> '''slowbeef:''' Lectures ahead find that Alexander fucked up! Moron asleep while vampire missed.\\

--->'''Alexander:''' ''(Via journal)'' How could I let this happen again? ''(slowbeef and Diabetus start laughing)'' I should have stayed and fought that beast with my own hands.\\

*** In the first death scene, she's clearly trying very hard not to [[{{Corpsing}} corpse]].

*** The riffers' increasingly angry responses to finding a book in general are good for a laugh.

*** Then he finally makes it past the sandworm, only for the game to show a closeup of it for no apparent reason.[[note]]The player may have accidentally triggered the fixed camera in front of the worm when he was running.[[/note]]
---->'''slowbeef:''' '''What the hell was that?'''\\

** In Part 2, Jack, attempting to get a cranking handle, ends up punching a man named Biff ''with a boxing glove with a horseshoe in it'' to knock him out and steal his. [[DesignatedHero This act alone immediately earns him slowbeef and Diabetus's animosity]], especially as he keeps trying to justify himself. He further earns their animosity by [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero a homophobic slur]].

** Part 3 makes his {{Jerkass}} traits even more prominent, as he seems to antagonize just about everyone he comes across for no reason. It culminates with him entering in a bar and having an out-of-nowhere yet awkwardly vicious back-and-forth with a bartender, which ends with the longplayer selecting the "punch" function on him... which only results in Jack assuming a boxing stance before the bartender tells him to knock it off, to which he stops immediately.

** In Part 6, Jack finds one of the people who helped to frame him, and then they're incredibly abruptly killed, and the only witness to the scene ''blames Jack'' in spite of the obvious drive-by shooting. Despite being a veteran detective, Jack proceeds to offer no context to what he's saying which only makes him sound guilty. To finish the whole scene off, slowbeef is then baffled by how Jack just casually walks away from the crime scene despite being the prime suspect and having in no way been given permission to do so by the cop who interrogated him. Said cop also just walks away after the conversation and doesn't try to handcuff Jack or anything to prevent him from fleeing the scene. Apparently the police go by the honor system in this city.

---> '''slowbeef:''' I can’t believe we’re so much farther from our goal that we’re actually wanted for another murder!\\

---> '''slowbeef (Jack):''' Now does the forty-eight hours from the first murder carry over to the second?\\

** Part 7 ''really'' gets going when Jack informs the mafia boss of Bellinger's death. Out of nowhere, a woman, calmly stands up and walks at a leisurely pace towards Jack... before suddenly shouting, unceremoniously dropping her cup and then running away. It's the really poor voice acting and animation that really sells the moment.

** In part 8, the game's translation segues into a total trainwreck when Jack refers to a fishbone as a fish ''crate''. The goons are completely puzzled at this. And yes, he picks up and stores the fishbones.

** Part 10 is punctuated by the hosts getting absolutely fed up with Jack Orlando, which isn't helped by the writing becoming more contrived, stilted and blatantly rushed.

--->'''Jack:''' [[CaptainObvious A cabinet. Probably full of files.]]\\

** Part 11 starts off with a truly baffling conversation. It begins somewhat normal-ish (read: poorly voice acted and very stilted nonetheless) but quickly devolves into something far stranger.
---> '''Jack''': You ever see an Apache warrior?

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBUQPn3dyU Ow, My Back!: A Time Traveller's Story]]'', a wrongpurae of ''VideoGame/ShadowOfDestiny''. The ending of the first part ends in absolute hysterics. The game consists of the protagonist, Eike, turning back time to prevent his death. Near the half way mark he is killed by a man hiding behind a tree while talking to Dana, a waitress. In order to prevent his death he goes back in time (inadvertently taking the waitress with him) and after a few cutscenes manages to prevent his death ''by stopping the tree from being planted''. He returns to the future, ''leaving Dana behind''. He then ponders how he is going to save Dana, before suddenly apparently forgetting all about in order to light up a cigarette, but then instantly deciding that he might as well quit smoking today. He is then suddenly killed by falling vase.

--->''[As Eike decides to relax in the middile of a road.]''\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4XZXJE20-k Photography Killer]]'': [[http://youtu.be/i4XZXJE20-k?t=9m25s The killer running.]] '''Full stop.'''

-->'''slowbeef:''' Oh go fuck yourself! KEY GRIP? ENGINEER?\\

-->'''slowbeef:''' It's Resident Evil -4.

** The death reel adds even more hilarity. The first two minutes are all about Max being shot by Buffalo Bill in various ways. Highlights include Bill's growling at the camera after shooting Max, a particularly hilarious facial expression Max makes after being shot, and the 'hypnosis bullets'.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRH6Bu6RjbE Real Estate Headaches]]'': The ''VideoGame/DarkSeed'' wrongpurae, where every new room Mike Dawson enters in his newly-purchased house just increases their incredulity as to why anyone would actually buy this moldering money pit.
-->'''slowbeef:''' ''[as Mike]'' "Yeah, it's roomy, and I like the way the air just flows into the attic through the open windows, that are broken!"

** The completely unintelligible Japanese character elicts this response:

** John's haphazard catching of a keycard elicts quite a few laughs from the duo.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL76C489ACD5A0AE46 Retsupurae 3000]]'', the VideoGame/RiseOfTheDragon Wrongpurae. There's the bit where the Blade Hunter sleeps for ''days'' without doing anything. Slowbeef goes hysterical.
-->'''slowbeef:''' It took an hour to get here, but it was fuckin' worth it. This game is wonderful.

-->'''Diabetus:''' What arcane power is that?
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d99DZ_yhGts SHBROOM]]'' has slowbeef and Diabetus going through the oddly named game ''VideoGame/{{Growl}}''. The intro sells Diabetus instantly.
-->'''Diabetus:''' I would insert my entire ''wallet'' at this point.

-->'''Diabetus:''' ''(in a campy voice)'' "Woohoo! It is good to be free!"

*** "HEY."

** In part 8, after spending ''over 26 minutes'' struggling with [[ThatOneLevel Silver's Dusty Desert stage]], slowbeef says, "[[TemptingFate Let's see this terrible, fuckin' reward cutscene]]." The game immediately dumps Silver and Amy back in Soleanna, without so much as a transition, voiding the entire point of the stage. Slowbeef promptly [[RageQuit ragequits]].

----->'''Diabetus:''' Does this game have game crashing bugs?\\

** In part 11, slowbeef plays through Flame Core and discovers the level's liberal use of CutAndPasteEnvironments.
--->'''slowbeef:''' ''We did this!'' We did this same thing before! It's the same!

** During Part 12, their reaction to Shadow's line about being sent by the President.
--->'''slowbeef:''' Instead of SEAL Team Six, this is who you send.\\

** In part 13, they encounter Shadow's first boss fight, which is literally the exact same first boss that Sonic fought.

** Part 15 has Shadow's encounter with a random eagle that lifts him to a different area, who they quickly deduce is only there because it's an American eagle and there to help Shadow in his mission from the President.

--->'''slowbeef:''' Oh, no, wait a minute, what?
--->'''Diabetus:''' (exasperated) I can't keep up with all these fucking [[OverusedCopycatCharacter hedgehogs]].
** In Part 16 the guys are fascinated by a car repeatedly spawning in midair and falling to its doom.

** In part 22, halfway through a level that has been clearly established as an undersea laboratory and even has windows ''looking out over the ocean floor'' (for the third time in the level, even):

** Part 23 consists almost entirely of slowbeef having to escort an NPC with [[ArtificialStupidity a tendency to just stand in harm's way]] through the town and defend her from swarms of robots, only to find an entire battalion of City Guards waiting at the end, having done nothing to help. Slowbeef loses it.

---->'''[=ProtonJon=]:''' ...I don't like to talk about my time in the ministry.
** In Part 25, they start working on Silver's Kingdom Valley stage. After dealing with broken physics and platforms that Silver randomly clips through, slowbeef gets a game over. He then realizes he forgot to save after the Anna mission and the three trials.

** Part 30 opens with Sonic's fight against Iblis, which features an even worse camera than usual and regularly launches Sonic far up enough to mess with the game's engine.

** Part 33 brings about the announcement of a hiatus for the LP when slowbeef realizes that his [=PS3=] no longer works anymore.[[note]]This, believe it or not, has nothing to do with Sonic 06, but with drying out of the [=PS3=]'s thermal grease after age and high usage.[[/note]] Slowbeef and Diabetus conclude, thanks to the timing, that Sonic-Man will do anything to win.

** Tails' repeated deaths by drowning from simply trying to follow slowbeef through town in Part 34, which Diabetus assumes is [[DeathSeeker his attempts to escape Soleanna and the game]], only to keep respawning, and which reaches peak hilarity when he manages to drown ''in the middle of speaking''.

** In Part 35, we learn Slowbeef's computer went into a bluescreen ''immediately'' after he loaded the game on his new [=PS3=]. The duo discuss whether it's going to hang out with his old one that night to complain about the game, or if his old one will MercyKill his new one before it has to deal with more of the game.

----> '''slowbeef:''' Wait, is he ''falling to his death''!?! Holy shit!\\

** Their reaction to a particularly hilarious moment during Sonic's ending cinematic, where Sonic pulls a ''VideoGame/DeadToRights'' stunt to escape the Egg Carrier.

** Part 42 has enemies who fail to notice Shadow. They also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2UPX6m3P8w&t=15m end Radical Train]] in a confusing way. They crash into the train and instantly win.

** Part 43. The hosts describe the quite cathartic image of Shadow brutally beating Silver to death with the chaos emerald, while screaming both their catchphrases.

*** "All Hail Shadow" somehow tops even "His World".
---->'''Crush 40:''' "All hail Shadow! Heroes rise again! / Obliterating anything that's not your friend"\\

*** During the credits, a disbelieving Slowbeef and Diabetus decide to read out loud the lyrics of "All Hail Shadow", rendered utterly incredulous by how pretentious most of the lines are.

** The lengthy Crazy Joe escape sequence (straddling 3/7 and 4/7), consisting of a stupidly large number of Go On/Go Back messages on a black background, followed by what can only be described as RandomEncounters. FIRE DRAGON! Wolf wheels! The Deathball! The two brainstorm their own enemy ideas, and point out how the strategy for every battle is the exact same, as is the dialogue afterward.

*** Even better is that slowbeef actually saw that part of the video and forgot about it. And when he was wondering if Fire Dragon would show up in the caves, he dismissed the thought as absurd.

** Their reaction to Cobra's rescue of Kathy, where he kills a man by shooting a missile next to him.

*** On the subject of Kathy, Cobra mourning her corpse:
---->'''Cobra:''' Sleep well, my sweet child.\\

'''Diabetus:''' "[[AC:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY MIGRAINE IS STILL BOTHERING ME!]]"\\

** In 7/7, Parrot Grass the spy, and all the speculation afterwards. "MY NAME IS-" [[KilledMidSentence *BOOM*]]
*** The entirety of TheReveal qualifies, with perfect comedic timing on the parts of the Retsupuraers. The {{Narm}}ful PreAssKickingOneLiner from Cobra, the UnEvilLaugh that becomes an OverlyLongGag without quite becoming tiresome, the {{Sting}} out of nowhere, and the OneWingedAngel form that lasts just long enough to get a reaction.
---->'''Diabetus:''' That was the best use of the Parrot Grass license I've ever seen!\\

** Erika's [[ShoutOut shout out]] to [[Film/ThePrincessBride The Princess Bride]] elicits a comment that sums up the game.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Gk6c9SmOU Surgical Strike a.k.a. Explosion!: The Game]]'': During the beach scene, guest riffer Mr. DJB casually remarks that "It'd be great if these beach girls just started exploding." They do, ''one second later''. He and slowbeef [[{{Corpsing}} burst into laughter]] (as did many of the video's commenters) at how he managed to accurately predict something so ridiculous.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca6PZF660i4 Terrible Sequel Headaches]]'': The ''[[VideoGame/DarkSeed Dark Seed II]]'' wrongpurae replaces bad housing with Mike Dawson suddenly becoming the most pathetic person on Earth.

-->'''Mike Dawson:''' Oh no, not the hall of death again! The only way out of here is death!

*** One particular moment has Slowbeef's defeated plea to not go and talk to Mrs. Ramirez, followed by him asking her if she murdered Rita now.
*** On that note, anytime Slowbeef tells one of the characters to kill or hurt Mike.
--->'''Slowbeef:''' Paul, please just strangle him with the hose at this point.

*** In the final episode, when Mike returns to Ik and Uk.
---->'''Slowbeef:''' No! I don't wanna...just...molest him.\\

*** Later, after Jack calls Mike out on punching an FBI agent, they realize Mike's mom has a very similar animation.
---->'''Mom:''' Mike, I've had it up to here with this paranoid talk!\\

*** Also, this:
---->'''Jimmy:''' I knew it! I'm gonna strangle him (Paul) with that hose of his!\\

** At one point, the longplayer finds the [[Creator/HPLovecraft Necronomicon]] and upon hearing Mike read out the title, an annoyed Slowbeef wishes that [[Creator/BruceCampbell Bruce Campbell]] would come out and kill him. Not [[Franchise/EvilDead Ash Williams]], but the actor himself.

*** There's also the "creature" at Dark World ring toss, which slowbeef thinks looks like "aborted infant Mario."
---->'''Slowbeef:''' It's-a me, giant not Mario.

*** And then, there's this:
---->'''Slowbeef:''' (referring to Mike) Whips out his cock. [''imitating Pandora''] I see something that will never be used. The most useless thing in your inventory.

--->'''Diabetus:''' And then a five year old comes out of the Hall of Mirrors: "Wow, that was really easy to get out of there."
*** A couple hours later:
--->'''Slowbeef:''' Five year old comes out: "Why were you in there again?"

--->''[Player obtains a power-up of three bluish spheres, and then does a flashy animation involving several copies of himself flying into him]''\\

--->'''Slowbeef:''' Paul, please just strangle him with the hose at this point.

---->'''slowbeef:''' Just smack him across the fucking face.