History Funny / WreckItRalph

-->'''Felix''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight I'm okay!]] [[NoBigDeal I'm okay.]] Fit as a fiddle!

** Not only dropping a couple of gold rings, he flies back and [[MercyInvincibility flashes]] when he's hit, ''a la'' the first ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'' and the poor hedgehog's confused as to what just hit him! It's made even funnier when you remember what his PSA was about...

* Ralph's reaction when a shell-shocked Markowski, in a hallway at Tapper's, bumps into Ralph's back and stumbles on by without apologizing:

--->'''Ralph''': Hey, excuse you!

** The driving lessons themselves. Ralph getting hit as she figures the controls. The first time is from the front of the vehicle when Vanellope hits the gas. Ralph then goes behind the car thinking it's safe, only for Vanellope to hit reverse by accident and hit him twice, once in the leg and again as he's getting up. The third time, he stays off the track in the background as he coaches. She crashes into a stalagmite -- which promptly falls right on top of him. The fourth time is on her; eats dashboard, [[ToothSpit spits out a tooth]] and makes the most adorable gap-toothed grin.

-->'''Felix:''' What does he say? What does he say? '''"[[BorrowedCatchPhrase I'M GONNA WRECK IT!]]"''' ''[He hits the bar with his hammer. [[EpicFail The bars promptly become twice as thick]]]'' Argh! [[BlessedWithSuck WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH?!]]

** Speaking of which, there's [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser's]] (appropriately fiery) SpitTake. Also, if you look closely shortly before this, he's drinking from a tiny coffee cup.

--> ''(The ''Sugar Rush'' racers look aghast at Vanellope's decision with wide eyes and jaws fallen to the floor before Taffyta leads them, bawling, [[spoiler: with cries of "I don't want to die!"]]. Ralph and Felix look flabbergasted)''

* A bit of a FunnyBackgroundEvent, but while Felix and Calhoun are in Game Central Station,[[http://i1.wp.com/screencaps.us/201/2-wreck-it-ralph/full/wreck-it-ralph-disneyscreencaps.com-3745.jpg you can see]] A) the Surge Protector ''checking out'' Chun Li and two princesses, and B) Q*Bert and his family getting a meal from [[VideoGame/BurgerTime Peter Pepper]].

** Along with Ralph being even more freaked out when [[Franchise/MortalKombat Kano]] [[FinishingMove rips out]] [[AndShowItToYou the heart of said zombie]], who doesn't even flinch.

** Along with being freaked out when [[Franchise/MortalKombat Kano]] [[FinishingMove rips out]] [[AndShowItToYou the heart of said zombie]], who doesn't even flinch.

** Zangief gives a thoughtful speech in slightly broken English about the fact that ''somebody'' has to 'crush man's skull -- like sparrow's egg -- between thighs.' And slaps his thigh for emphasis - both times.
*** even better, some of the bad guys start looking at Zangief's thighs after he says that.

---> '''Calhoun:''' (DopeSmack)
** His flailing when the baby Cy-Bug facehugs him, all while the hologram soldier gives a rousing congratulatory speech about honor and duty and ''dignity.'' None of that here, folks. None of that here....

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[[caption-width-right:350:"[[YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"]][[note]]Which Ralph proceeds to do. Literally. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even King Candy admitted that was clever.[[/note]]]]

[[caption-width-right:350:"[[YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"]][[note]]Which Ralph proceeds to do. Literally. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even King Candy admitted that was clever.[[/note]][[/note]]]]

[[caption-width-right:350:"[[YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"]]]]

* The fact Turbo randomly breaks the fourth wall, [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehj6sxl2X1qim4fgo1_1280.png giving the audience a thumbs up]], is somewhat funny and yet creepy at the same time.
** "I'm so Turbo-tastic I can see beyond the fabric of reality!"

** Best part is, Ralph actually has a point. The game wouldn't exist without the bad guy (aka him).

* The CreativeClosingCredits has a few minor ones, but good for a chuckle. For one, Ralph faces off against [[Franchise/StreetFighter Blanka]]... and it doesn't end well for the big guy.

** There's something hilarious about the stone-faced Calhoun in her armor... dancing in ''VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution''!

* Felix's introduction to Calhoun: she and her men hear him hopping from Game Central Station and think they're hearing a Cy-Bug. When he finally reveals himself, they open fire and he ''manages to dodge every single shot'' (keep in mind he's an older video game character from the 8-bit days and they're from the modern day generation of gaming) before Calhoun herself knocks him off his feet and shoves a gun to his face. Of course, he's intimidated by Calhoun at first, but once he gets a good look at her, he's smitten so much that ''he actually leans right on the barrel of her gun.''
** He doesn't just ''lean'' on it. He actually pushes it ''right against his chest, inches from his heart.''

** Not just out of hammerspace: She pulls the gatling gun out from ''under the skirt of her wedding dress''. Jeez, if only her fiancé had been wearing a kilt, maybe the wedding would've still been on!

** And the driving lessons themselves. Ralph getting hit as she figures the controls. The first time is from the front of the vehicle when Vanellope hits the gas. Ralph then goes behind the car thinking it's safe, only for Vanellope to hit reverse by accident and hit him twice, once in the leg and again as he's getting up. The third time, he stays off the track in the background as he coaches. She crashes into a stalagmite -- which promptly falls right on top of him.

** The hidden joke, of course, is that video game characters are having trouble driving stick (shift). As in joystick.

-->'''Ralph:''' Listen to me. If you ever get nervous, just keep telling yourself, "I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined."

--> '''Ryu''': SHORYUKEN! [[BrokenMasquerade Woo, what a day]]. So, you want to head to ''Tapper'''s, Ken?

* The cops of ''Sugar Rush'' being [[DonutMessWithACop donuts]]. Named Duncan and Wynchell. No need to guess who they're named after.
* The scene where Felix and the Nicelanders find Ralph missing after the Moppet Girl puts a quarter in to play the game. It's like watching a stage performance that's been going very well until something way off script happens and the actors are forced to try to ad-lib to keep it going. Pathetically. Especially impressive when Felix has to take control of the game ''that's currently being played'' to try to find Ralph.

** More funny is how he ends up trashing the Decorating stage when hitting the target for one of the frosting dispensers. Everything spills, and at the end we hear the announcer say, "Time's up! Congratulations, you did it, and here's your kart!" Cue the door opening up and the kart comes down the ramp accompanied a large pile of candy waste, accompanied by LosingHorns.

* Ralph having a bit of a culture shock of our more recent games in ''Hero's Duty'' and shouting, "When did video games become so [[DarkerAndEdgier violent and scary]]?! Please get me out of this!"
** Not to mention the look on the gamer girl when he's shouting this into the screen. And Ralph subsequently turning the player robot into a human shield against a Cy-Bug, causing a premature Game Over.

** And his flailing when the baby Cy-Bug facehugs him, all while the hologram soldier gives a rousing congratulatory speech about honor and duty and ''dignity.'' None of that here, folks. None of that here....

* When Felix and Calhoun get trapped in the pit of [[{{Pun}} NesquikSand]] in ''Sugar Rush'', Felix has Calhoun [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale hit him]] in the face repeatedly to get the Laffy Taffy, which is attracted to amusing things, to reach them. Felix uses his [[HealingShiv hammer to heal his injuries]] after each punch, suffering all kinds of AmusingInjuries after each blow. Once they get to safety, a heavenly chorus begins to sing and an ethereal glow highlighting both of them as Calhoun gets all doe-eyed while looking at Felix, who smiles back proudly. Then Calhoun sees that [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn it's the Laffy Taffy singing and]] [[ShipperOnDeck the taffies have surrounded her and Felix in the shape of a heart]]. So she [[ShutUpGunshot fires a few rounds into the air in order to make the Laffy Taffies knock it off.]]
** What nails the scene is that before Calhoun shoot a few rounds in the air, you can see Felix smiling in approval.

** And before that, we have Felix having a FreakOut after he realizes he can't just jump out of the [=NesquikSand=] before Calhoun [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slaps him to his senses]]. There's something amusingly dark about a usually chipper guy suddenly losing his cool the moment he's in a seemingly dead-end situation.

* The [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba5u0HI3A1retqmfo1_r1_1280.png Aerith lives]] [[http://media.tumblr.com/3c60cab440955b5375d05ba134f22524/tumblr_inline_mihn3tpM6Q1rr2fp5.jpg graffitis]] outside the Game Central Station entrances. Denial runs very deep indeed. Becomes even funnier when you consider that Disney collaboration with Creator/SquareEnix led to ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''. In that series, Aerith does indeed live.

* As Felix and Calhoun are in the shuttle searching for Ralph, there is a moment where we see Felix staring lovingly at Calhoun. Calhoun's serious look changes to one of "WTF" then returns to being serious, while Felix looks at her more and more lovingly. And she notices his face is a bit red and thinks his hammer didn't fix ''all'' the damage she did to his face when they were attracting the Laffy Taffy to escape the [=NesquikSand=] pit.

** And then comes his confession. Cue Calhoun having a flashback to when her dead fiancé and she first meet, as he complimented her in the same way: [[spoiler:"You are one dynamite gal."... and then the flashback proceeds to repeat that same line at different points in their relationship over, and over and over, made even funnier by the fact that they're wearing their armor at all times... including at the ice cream parlor, and while on a romantic picnic. [[TearJerker/WreckItRalph You'll be laughing until the Cy-Bug eats him.]] Or not, as the first time the scene plays it's a tragedy, but the repeat is clearly DeathAsComedy.]]
** Actually the whole sequence just compounded the joke 'cause, let's face it, [[spoiler: we don't know this guy and for all Calhoun knows, neither does she (her backstory was programmed into her meaning it's made up and she's reacting to the tragedy) and it just straight up comes out of nowhere.]]
** The best part is after [[spoiler:her husband gets eaten by the Cy-Bug. She starts to cry... and then [[RefugeInAudacity whips out]] a [[{{BFG}} Gatling]] [[GatlingGood Gun]] from under her [[HyperspaceArsenal wedding dress]] and opens fire, all while crying. BlackComedy at its finest.]]

* At the end when Vanellope [[spoiler:gets her power back and the other racers ask what she's going to do now]]:

--> '''Vanellope''' ''(without missing a beat in a sickly-sweet voice)'': [[spoiler:''[[LaserGuidedKarma ...exe]][[DisproportionateRetribution cuted.]]'']]

*** Earlier on, during the big race, Vanellope manages to startle Taffyta, Candlehead, and Rancis with her glitching, causing the three to end up falling into a giant cupcake. Taffyta cries with a "Waaaah".
*** "My candle!"
*** Amusingly, Rancis (who's described as a pretty-boy) seems calm, but confused as to what happened.
** And earlier in the roster race, when Vanellope first catches up to the pack (specifically, Crumbelina):

** Not only dropping a couple of gold rings, he flies back and [[MercyInvincibility flashes]] when he's hit, ''a la'' the first ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'' and the poor hedgehog's confused as to what just hit him!
*** Made even funnier when you remember what his PSA was about...

** Even better, they made sure all those jokes work almost exactly the same for ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'', the franchise that ''Hero's Duty'' is supposed to be based off of.

** All helped by Ralph's deadpan expression on the above joke, knowing pretty much exactly what she's about to say.

** Becomes a BrickJoke at the end, when Ralph and Vanellope say their goodbyes: Ralph (deliberately) stresses out that his job is "a big duty", making her giggle a bit.

* At [[spoiler: Calhoun and Felix's wedding]] the window above them is suddenly painted with like a bajillion laser sights. Pan back and ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill every single one]]'' of the ''Hero's Duty'' soldiers are [[MoreDakka pointing their guns]] at the window, [[CrazyPrepared just in case.]]

'''Ralph''' ''(with a flourish and a bow)'' And farewell, Baroness Boogerface!\\

'''Ralph:''' ''(with a flourish and a bow)'' And farewell, Baroness Boogerface!\\
'''Vanellope:''' Goodbye, Major Body Odor!\\

-->'''Ralph:''' See you later, President Fartfeathers.\\
'''Vanellope:''' Au revoir, Admiral Underpants!\\
'''Ralph:''' ''(with a flourish)'' And farewell, Baroness Boogerface!\\

'''Ralph''': Hasta la vista, y-\\

* Ralph and Vanellope's goodbyes are not only [[Heartwarming/WreckItRalph heartwarming]], but their final exchange of [[InsultOfEndearment Insults of Endearment]] of the BigStupidDoodooHead variety is pretty funny as well, up and including Felix's reaction when they don't seem to want to stop:

-->'''Ralph:''' See you later, President Fart-Feathers.\\