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* While out walking, Wilkins tells Wontkins that you'll never find anyone who doesn't drink Wilkins coffee. Wontkins says he'll look high and low … and as he says "low", he falls into a open manhole.

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* While out walking, Wilkins tells and Wontkins that you'll never going for a walk:
--> '''Wilkins:''' You wont
find anyone who doesn't drink Wilkins coffee. Wontkins says he'll Instant Coffee!
--> '''Wontkins:''' I'll
look high and low … and as he says "low", he falls (falls into a an open manhole.manhole) LOOOOOOOOOW!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' ([[PieInTheFace smashes the shortcake into Wontkins's face]] and pours the coffee on him) You can't say that you ''don't'', either!

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--> '''Wilkins:''' ([[PieInTheFace smashes the shortcake into Wontkins's face]] and [[WaterTorture pours the coffee on him) him]]) You can't say that you ''don't'', either!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Did you bring the Wilkins Coffee?

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--> '''Wilkins:''' Did Say, did you bring the Wilkins Coffee?
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--> '''Wilkins:''' (in a posh British accent) I say, this dreadful thing would never had happened if we'd sent them Wilkins tea!\\

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--> '''Wilkins:''' (in a posh British accent) I say, this dreadful thing would never had happened if we'd sent them Wilkins tea!\\tea!
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--> ''(A bandwagon full of cheering people enters the frame and runs over Wontkins)''

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--> ''(A ''(Said bandwagon full of cheering people enters the frame and runs over Wontkins)''
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--> '''Wontkins:''' After much research, I found that the best coffee is-- (gets cut off by a curtain closing on him)

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--> '''Wontkins:''' After much research, I found that the best coffee is-- (gets ''(gets cut off by a curtain closing on him)him)''
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--> '''Wontkins:''' After much research, I found that the best coffee is--- (gets cut off by a curtain closing on him)

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--> '''Wontkins:''' After much research, I found that the best coffee is--- is-- (gets cut off by a curtain closing on him)
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* Wontkins's research backfiring.
--> '''Wontkins:''' After much research, I found that the best coffee is--- (gets cut off by a curtain closing on him)
--> '''Wilkins:''' He was problaby gonna say "Wilkins", but I couldn't take the chance.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Give him the eggs, boys! (Wontkins gets pelted with eggs) A meal without Wilkins is a mess!

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--> '''Wilkins:''' Give him the eggs, boys! (Wontkins ''(Wontkins gets pelted with eggs) eggs)'' A meal without Wilkins is a mess!

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* Wilkins making a fact on Wilkins Coffee:

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* Wilkins making a fact on Wilkins Coffee:Coffee.


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* Wilkins and Wontkins at an "Eggs & Wilkins Coffee" bar.
--> '''Wontkins:''' Give me the eggs and no Wilkins Coffee!
--> '''Wilkins:''' Give him the eggs, boys! (Wontkins gets pelted with eggs) A meal without Wilkins is a mess!
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--> '''Wontkins:''' I should've saw this coming!

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--> '''Wontkins:''' I should've saw [[{{Pun}} saw]] this coming!

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* Wilkins making a fact on Wilkins coffee:

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* Wilkins making a fact on Wilkins coffee:Coffee:


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* Wilkins and Wontkins mountain climbing:
--> '''Wilkins:''' Did you bring the Wilkins Coffee?
--> '''Wontkins:''' No! (Wilkins lets go of him and he falls) I FORGOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
--> '''Wilkins:''' When you come back up, don't forget the Wilkins!

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* When Wilkins tells Wontkins that you sure get a lift with Wilkins Coffee, Wontkins disagrees, only to suddenly get pulled up out of the frame. Wilkins then comments "And not drinking Wilkins could be your downfall!" before Wontkins falls to the ground in a hilarious manner.

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* When Wilkins tells Wontkins that you making a fact on Wilkins coffee:
--> '''Wilkins:''' You
sure get a lift with Wilkins Coffee, Wontkins disagrees, only to suddenly get pulled up out of Coffee.
--> '''Wontkins:''' Not me, I- (acends into
the frame. Wilkins then comments "And not air)
--> '''Wilkins:''' And ''not''
drinking Wilkins could be your downfall!" before Wontkins downfall. (Wontkins falls to the ground in back down with a hilarious manner.bump)
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[LampshadeHanging ''Why'' would you want a whole trainload?]]

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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[LampshadeHanging ''Why'' WHY would you want a whole trainload?]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging Why]]'' [[LampshadeHanging would you want a whole trainload]] [[KilledMidSentence of-]]

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--> '''Wontkins:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging Why]]'' [[LampshadeHanging ''Why'' would you want a whole trainload]] [[KilledMidSentence of-]]trainload?]]



--> '''Wontkins:''' Aw, I don't want any-'' (Wilkins promptly knocks him out of the tree)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' It's autumn, and the nuts are beginning to fall.

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--> '''Wontkins:''' Aw, I don't want any-'' (Wilkins any. ''(Wilkins promptly knocks him out of the tree)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' It's autumn, and the nuts nots are beginning to fall.
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* "If you don't drink Wilkins Coffee, you're not all there!" "Aw, that's a lot of-" (Wontkins suddenly disappears from existence) "In fact, without Wilkins Coffee, you're nowhere!"

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* "If you don't drink Wilkins Coffee, you're not all there!" "Aw, "[[CurseCutShort Aw, that's a lot of-" of-]]" (Wontkins suddenly disappears from existence) "In fact, without Wilkins Coffee, you're nowhere!"
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--> '''Wilkins:''' He'll never forget 'this!'

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--> '''Wilkins:''' He'll never forget 'this!'''this!''
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--> '''Wilkins:''' He'll never forget this!

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--> '''Wilkins:''' He'll never forget this!'this!'
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[ToDumbToLive No!]]

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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[ToDumbToLive [[TooDumbToLive No!]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' Aw, I don't want any-''(Wilkins promptly knocks him out of the tree)''

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--> '''Wontkins:''' Aw, I don't want any-''(Wilkins any-'' (Wilkins promptly knocks him out of the tree)''

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--> '''Wontkins:''' Aw, I don't want any-
--> ''(Wilkins promptly knocks him out of the tree)''

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--> '''Wontkins:''' Aw, I don't want any-
--> ''(Wilkins
any-''(Wilkins promptly knocks him out of the tree)''
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*Wilkins and Wontkins are resting for a moment on a branch of a tall tree.
--> '''Wontkins:''' Why're we climbing this tree?
--> '''Wilkins:''' For Wilkins Coffee!
--> '''Wontkins:''' Aw, I don't want any-
--> ''(Wilkins promptly knocks him out of the tree)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' It's autumn, and the nuts are beginning to fall.
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[To Dumb To Live No!]]

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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[To Dumb To Live [[ToDumbToLive No!]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[Tempenting Fate (No!)]]

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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[Tempenting Fate (No!)]][[To Dumb To Live No!]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[Tempenting Fate No!]]

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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[Tempenting Fate No!]](No!)]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[TempentingFate No!]]

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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[TempentingFate [[Tempenting Fate No!]]

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