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--> '''Wilkins''': I hate to tell you, but... (discreetly shoots Wontkins dead with a gun under the table) [[BondOneLiner you don't have a future!]]
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--> '''Wilkins''': I hate to tell you, but... (discreetly shoots Wontkins dead with a gun under the table) (Wontkins suddenly explodes offscreen to leave only smoke behind) [[BondOneLiner you don't have a future!]]
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Sorry, but that other coffee's for the birds.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Sorry, but that other coffee's coffee is for the birds.
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--> (Wilkins' stagecoach is attacked by fired arrows)
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--> (Wilkins' (Cut to Wilkins' stagecoach is on the move, having been attacked by fired arrows)
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--> '''Wilkins:''' I can get ya Wilkins Coffee for a price.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' I can get ya you Wilkins Coffee for a price.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' If you don't start drinking Wilkins Coffee, I'll make you into two-by-fours!
--> '''Wontkins:''' I should've [[{{Pun}} saw]] this coming!
--> '''Wontkins:''' I should've [[{{Pun}} saw]] this coming!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' If you don't start drinking Wilkins Coffee, I'll make you into two-by-fours!
2x4's!
--> '''Wontkins:''' Ishould've shoulda [[{{Pun}} saw]] this coming!coming.
--> '''Wontkins:''' I
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--> '''Wontkins:''' Not me! I'll... (Wilkins lets go of the rope and the blade slides down, narrowly missing Wontkins.)[[KnowWhenToFoldEm ...take mine with cream and sugar]].
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--> '''Wontkins:''' Not me! I'll... I'll- (Wilkins lets go of the rope and the blade slides down, narrowly missing Wontkins.)[[KnowWhenToFoldEm ...take mine with cream and sugar]].
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--> '''Wontkins:''' What will [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mr. Wilkins]] do if I don't?
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--> '''Wontkins:''' What will What'l [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mr. Wilkins]] do if I don't?
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* Wilkins as a beatnik.
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* Wilkins Wilkins, as a beatnik.beatnik, comes across Wontkins, whose head is square.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Sorry, but that other coffee is for the birds.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Sorry, but that other coffee is coffee's for the birds.
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* The Washington Monument randomly falling on Wontkins when he refuses a cup of Wilkins.
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* The Wilkins and Wontkins at the Washington Monument Monument.
--> '''Wilkins:''' How 'bout a delicious cup of Wilkins Coffee?
--> '''Wontkins:''' No. ''(The monument randomlyfalling falls on Wontkins when he refuses a cup of him)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins.
--> '''Wilkins:''' How 'bout a delicious cup of Wilkins Coffee?
--> '''Wontkins:''' No. ''(The monument randomly
--> '''Wilkins:''' Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins.
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'''Wontkins:''' (gasps in shock)
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'''Wontkins:''' (gasps in shock)Ugh...
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--> '''Wilkins:''' (in a posh British accent) I say, this dreadful thing would never had happened if we'd sent them Wilkins tea!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' (in a posh British accent) I say, this dreadful thing would never had happened if we'd sent them Wilkins tea!Tea.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Got 65 dollars for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
--> '''Wontkins:''' 65 dollars?!
--> '''Wontkins:''' 65 dollars?!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Got 65 dollars $65 for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
--> '''Wontkins:'''65 dollars?!''$65?!''
--> '''Wontkins:'''
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Put your head in here.
--> ''(Wontkins puts his head inside the bell and Wilkins proceeds to hit it with the mallet.)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' Wilkins Coffee rings the bell.
--> ''(Wontkins puts his head inside the bell and Wilkins proceeds to hit it with the mallet.)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' Wilkins Coffee rings the bell.
to:
--> '''Wilkins:''' Put your head in here.
-->here. ''(Wontkins puts his head inside the bell and Wilkins proceeds to hit hits it with the mallet.)''
--> '''Wilkins:'''mallet, leaving Wontkins shook up)'' Wilkins Coffee rings the bell.
-->
--> '''Wilkins:'''
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--> '''Wontkins:''' No, just coffee. (Cut to him behind bars.) Next time, I'll say Wilkins.
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--> '''Wontkins:''' No, Naw, just coffee. (Cut to him behind bars.) Next time, I'll say Wilkins.
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[LampshadeHanging WHY would you want a whole trainloa-]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[LampshadeHanging WHY would you want a whole trainloa-]]trainload-]]
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--> '''Wilkins:''' He'll never forget ''this!''
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--> '''Wilkins:''' He'll never forget ''this!''this!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Then push that button. (he pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face) How about a cup of Wilkins?
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Then push that button. (he pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face) How about 'bout a cup of Wilkins?
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* Wilkins and Wontkins at a swimming pool.
--> '''Wilkins:''' I just filled my whole swimming pool with Wilkins Coffee!
--> '''Wontkins:''' ''(falls into the pool)'' Help, I'm drowning!
--> '''Wilkins:''' I told him he'd end up drinking Wilkins!
--> '''Wilkins:''' I just filled my whole swimming pool with Wilkins Coffee!
--> '''Wontkins:''' ''(falls into the pool)'' Help, I'm drowning!
--> '''Wilkins:''' I told him he'd end up drinking Wilkins!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Oh, he'll probably put his foot down.]]
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--> '''Wilkins:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Oh, he'll probably put his foot down.]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' ''[[WavingSignsAround (Carrying a picket sign saying]]'' ''[[MartialPacifist "TV Anti-Violence League")]]'' [[PacifismBackfire Now I'm not]] ''[[PacifismBackfire gonna]]'' [[PacifismBackfire drink anymore Wilkins Instant Coffee!]]
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--> '''Wontkins:''' ''[[WavingSignsAround [[WavingSignsAround (Carrying a picket sign saying]]'' ''[[MartialPacifist saying]] [[MartialPacifist "TV Anti-Violence League")]]'' League")]] [[PacifismBackfire Now I'm not]] ''[[PacifismBackfire gonna]]'' [[PacifismBackfire not gonna drink anymore Wilkins Instant Coffee!]]
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--> ''(Wontkins stares at the camera in shock)''
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--> ''(Wontkins (Wontkins stares at the camera in shock)''shock)
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'''Wilkins:''' ''(puts a container of Wilkins Coffee on the table)'' I've got a can of Wilkins Coffee! ''(takes out a gun and shoots Wontkins at point-blank range)'' [[BondOneLiner Nothing beats Wilkins!]]
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'''Wilkins:''' ''(puts a container of Wilkins Coffee on the table)'' I've got a can of Wilkins Coffee! ''(takes (takes out a gun and shoots Wontkins at point-blank range)'' range) [[BondOneLiner Nothing beats Wilkins!]]
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--> ''([[GiantFootOfStomping Mr. Wilkins' foot comes down and stomps on Wontkins]])''
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--> ''([[GiantFootOfStomping Mr. Wilkins' ([[GiantFootOfStomping A giant foot comes down and stomps on Wontkins]])''Wontkins]])
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--> '''Wilkins:''' ''(throws Wontkins out from the suspended airplane)'' Next town's five miles, straight down!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' ''(throws (pushes Wontkins out from the suspended airplane)'' airplane) Next town's five miles, straight down!
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--> ''(Wilkins turns on the machine, which hits Wontkins repeatedly with two mallets as the words "BAD GUY" flash on with a buzzing noise in the background)''
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--> ''(Wilkins (Wilkins turns on the machine, which hits Wontkins repeatedly with two mallets as the words "BAD GUY" flash on with a buzzing noise in the background)''background)
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--> ''(Train pulls up in front of Wontkins and comes to a stop.)''
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--> ''(Train (Train pulls up in front of Wontkins and comes to a stop.)'')
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--> ''[[LiteralMinded (Literally]]'' ''[[{{Pun}} shoots Wontkins]]'' ''[[HiddenWeapons with the camera.)]]''
--> '''Wilkins:''' Anybody else? ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou (Points camera at the screen.)]]''
--> '''Wilkins:''' Anybody else? ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou (Points camera at the screen.)]]''
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--> ''[[LiteralMinded (Literally]]'' ''[[{{Pun}} [[LiteralMinded (Wilkins literally]] [[{{Pun}} shoots Wontkins]]'' ''[[HiddenWeapons Wontkins]] [[HiddenWeapons with the camera.)]]''
)]]
--> '''Wilkins:''' Anybody else?''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou (Points camera at the screen.)]]'')]]
--> '''Wilkins:''' Anybody else?
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--> ''[[CurtainCamouflage (Curtain drops]]'' ''saying "One Moment Please...";'' ''[[GoryDiscretionShot cannon fires]]'' ''and'' ''[[DramaticCurtainToss curtain rises]]'' ''to Wontkins gone.)''
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--> ''[[CurtainCamouflage [[CurtainCamouflage (Curtain drops]]'' ''saying drops]] saying "One Moment Please...";'' ''[[GoryDiscretionShot "; [[GoryDiscretionShot cannon fires]]'' ''and'' ''[[DramaticCurtainToss fires]] and [[DramaticCurtainToss curtain rises]]'' ''to rises]] to Wontkins gone.)'')
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Then push that button. ''(he pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face)'' How about a cup of Wilkins?
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Then push that button. ''(he (he pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face)'' face) How about a cup of Wilkins?
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--> ''(Wilkins marks Wontkins with a branding iron he's wielding)''
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--> ''(Wilkins (Wilkins marks Wontkins with a branding iron he's wielding)''wielding)
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--> ''(Wontkins faints)''
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--> '''Wontkins:''' After much research, I found that the best coffee is-- ''(gets cut off by a curtain closing on him)''
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--> '''Wontkins:''' After much research, I found that the best coffee is-- ''(gets (gets cut off by a curtain closing on him)''him)
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--> ''(Two birds come out of the Cheap Coffee can)''
--> '''Birds:''' Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!
--> '''Birds:''' Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!
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--> ''(Two (Two birds come out of the Cheap Coffee can)''
can)
--> '''Birds:''' [[{{Pun}} Cheep! Cheep!Cheep!Cheep!]]
--> '''Birds:''' [[{{Pun}} Cheep! Cheep!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Give him the eggs, boys! ''(Wontkins gets pelted with eggs)'' A meal without Wilkins is a mess!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Give him the eggs, boys! ''(Wontkins (Wontkins gets pelted with eggs)'' eggs) A meal without Wilkins is a mess!
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* Wilkins and Wontkins fencing with blunts, with Wilkins demanding that Wontkins salute Wilkins Coffee. Wontkins, [[TooDumbToLive as usual]], tells him he doesn't drink Wilkins Coffee. We then see Wilkins cleaning the blood off of his blade, commenting "[[BondOneLiner Some learn, and some don't!]]"
* Wilkins as a waiter.
* Wilkins as a waiter.
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* Wilkins and Wontkins fencing with blunts, with blunts:
--> '''Wilkins:''' En garde! Salute Wilkinsdemanding that Wontkins salute Wilkins Coffee. Wontkins, Coffee!
--> '''Wontkins:''' [[TooDumbToLiveas usual]], tells him he doesn't But I don't drink Wilkins Coffee. We then see Coffee.]]
--> (Cut to Wilkinscleaning the wiping blood off of his blade, commenting "[[BondOneLiner blade)
--> '''Wilkins:''' [[BondOneLiner Some learn,and some don't!]]"
don't.]]
* Wilkins as awaiter.waiter:
--> '''Wilkins:''' En garde! Salute Wilkins
--> '''Wontkins:''' [[TooDumbToLive
--> (Cut to Wilkins
--> '''Wilkins:''' [[BondOneLiner Some learn,
* Wilkins as a
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--> '''Wontkins:''' No, just coffee. ''(Cut to him behind bars.)'' Next time, I'll say Wilkins.
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--> '''Wontkins:''' No, just coffee. ''(Cut (Cut to him behind bars.)'' ) Next time, I'll say Wilkins.
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* Wilkins making a fact on Wilkins Coffee.
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* Wilkins making a fact on Wilkins Coffee.Coffee:
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[LampshadeHanging WHY would you want a whole trainload?]]
--> ''(Train hits Wontkins and comes to a stop.)''
--> ''(Train hits Wontkins and comes to a stop.)''
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--> '''Wontkins:''' [[LampshadeHanging WHY would you want a whole trainload?]]
trainloa-]]
--> ''(Trainhits pulls up in front of Wontkins and comes to a stop.)''
--> ''(Train
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* Wontkins's research backfiring.
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* Wontkins's research backfiring.backfiring:
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--> '''Wontkins:''' No, just coffee.
--> ''(Cut to next scene; Wontkins is behind bars.)''
--> '''Wontkins:''' Next time, I'll say Wilkins.
--> ''(Cut to next scene; Wontkins is behind bars.)''
--> '''Wontkins:''' Next time, I'll say Wilkins.
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--> '''Wontkins:''' No, just coffee.
-->coffee. ''(Cut to next scene; Wontkins is him behind bars.)''
--> '''Wontkins:''')'' Next time, I'll say Wilkins.
-->
--> '''Wontkins:'''
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Then push that button.
--> ''(Wilkins pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' How about a cup of Wilkins?
--> ''(Wilkins pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face)''
--> '''Wilkins:''' How about a cup of Wilkins?
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Then push that button.
--> ''(Wilkinsbutton. ''(he pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face)''
--> '''Wilkins:'''face)'' How about a cup of Wilkins?
--> ''(Wilkins
--> '''Wilkins:'''
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Want some Wilkins Coffee to go with your strawberry shortcake?
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--> '''Wilkins:''' Want some Wilkins Coffee to go with your strawberry shortcake?
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-->'''Wontkins:''' I've got five aces! Can you beat that?\\
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-->'''Wontkins:''' [[FiveAcesCheater I've got five aces! aces!]] Can you beat that?\\
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[[Creator/JimHenson Jim Henson]]'s Advertising/WilkinsCoffee commercials about the psychotic proto-Muppet Wilkins, whose love for the titular coffee (and sometimes Wilkins Tea or Instant Coffee) was so great that he would often torture his friend Wontkins for not liking it, had a long history of [[CrossesTheLineTwice Crossing the Line Twice]] into [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments sheer hilarity]].
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* Wilkins having Wontkins a guillotine, while Wilkins is holding the blade up with a rope.
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* Wilkins having showing Wontkins a guillotine, while Wilkins is holding the blade up with a rope.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' It's autumn, and the nots are beginning to fall.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' It's autumn, and the nots nuts are beginning to fall.
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--> '''Wilkins:''' You wont find anyone who doesn't drink Wilkins Instant Coffee!
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--> '''Wilkins:''' You wont won't find anyone who doesn't drink Wilkins Instant Coffee!