History Funny / WeissReacts

** Also, Blake's [[FelonyMisdemeanor reac]][[YouMonster tion]] to Weiss taking her GurrenLagann anime and merch for a week if she wins.

[[folder:Diary Of Glynda Goodwitch]]
* Anything [[SenseiChan Miss Faust]] does. ''Anything.''
* The fact that teams [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica MDKA, HMRA, SYKA, KYKO and MAMI]] exist.
* ''[[MakesSenseInContext I did not scream in moe schoolgirl terror!]]''
* The incident that gets Glynda and everyone else banned from Pancake Land involves Emmy Valkyrie attempting to make a ''giant pancake'' in the middle of the park, among other things.
* Glynda's constant LesYay towards Chieri, Yin and Cinder is PlayedForLaughs: she acts TsunDere to Cinder, fawns over Chieri and Yin, and constantly wants to hug them all and thinks of them in [[CovertPervert ways that no apparently 'chaste' person]] should be, all while [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial constantly denying it]].
* [[CloudCuckooLander Neo]] manages to match Emmy and Nora in insanity, among other things forcing Glynda to hand over any ice cream she gets for the rest of her life in exchange for helping Chieri.
* The whole incident around Chieri and Siegfried breaking up, from Glynda baying for Siegfried's blood, the girls setting up a massive party to comfort Chieri, and the Four Horsemen riding in against [[CurbStompBattle what seems to be the whole female population of Beacon]].
* Glynda loses to Yuko during a beauty contest. Yuko being a MsFanservice, this would seem inevitable....until you realise that technically, ''she wasn't participating and she's invisible to most of the student body anyway''. Glynda [[LampshadeHanging blames this on the fact that]] [[AllMenArePerverts the Beacon student body]] [[AllWomenAreLustful are a bunch of perverts]].
** Later, Yuko manages to somehow win Public Relations on the nascent Student Council.
[[/folder]]

** Yin referring to the Antic War and [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya O-Mikuru-sama]].

* Weiss trying to play DwarfFortress and having her fortresses shut down by ice wolves, evil weather, giant keas, fire snakes, [[OverlyLongGag kobold kidnappers and blind cave ogres]].

** Weiss [[spoiler: absolutely curb-stomping Yang after having to listen to her trash-talking]] counts, as well as [[spoiler: [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Yang's]] reaction.]]
** [[spoiler: [[NonIndicativeName SUPER DUPER ADORABLE BUNNY BEATING OF DEATH!]]]] And later, [[spoiler: [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Unlimited]] [[RealityWarper Yandere Works]].]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lucina Reacts]]
* Apparently Chrom has lost five games in a row against [[TheChessmaster Robin]] in chess before Lucina comes in with the tome.
* Whatever Cordelia saw in the tome, [[CovertPervert it's certainly not safe for work.]] It's bad enough that she tries to destroy the tome while yelling that she wants nothing to do with it.
* Morgan's first thought about the tome is to use it to ship people. Literally. She then proceeds to blackmail Lucina into reading it so she feels jealous enough to pursue her father.
** Hell, the fact that Morgan is a ShipperOnDeck at all.
* Olivia is apparently an ''immense'' pervert. Even more hilarious because ''she remains a ShrinkingViolet while being perverted.''
--> ''I w-wish I could repeat t-that....w-with the real G-Gaius....''
* Sully's response to Lia casting Meteor on her.
--> '''[[BreakingTheFourthWall Pavise, dumbass!]]'''
* Later, Lia referring to Lucina as [[Manga/SoulEater Maka]], Robin's [[SeenItAll deadpan response]] to her LoveConfession, and then Lucina dispatching her with [[SingleStrokeBattle one punch]].
* How the entire thing kicked off: Blake dropped a tome meant for Weiss in Ylisse while taking the Lagann for a joyride through the dimensions/Outrealms. Seriously.
* The whole of [[{{Rule63}} chapter 7]].
* Lon'qu pretty much being the SpearCounterpart to Lucina in respect to SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and Cordelia. Morgan even exploits this to blackmail Lon'qu into helping her.

* In 'Weiss Reacts to [[TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}}]]', Weiss getting absolutely [[{{Troll}} trolled]] by Yang and Blake when they decide to throw all their monsters at her to screw her over.

* The whole of [[Rule63 chapter 7]].

** "And nobody ate dinner that night." The ShoutOut is inevitable, yet no less delightful for that.

** Apparently, [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos the Slenderman is]] [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann a Gurren Lagann fan]]. And a GentlemanAndAScholar who enjoys ASpotOfTea and just wants friends. And his only company? The SenseiChan ChristmasCake Gretchen Faust and the incredibly perverted ex-ghost Yuko Kanoe.

** No, [[TheDitz Sky]], [[FruitsBasket Tohru]] '''[[TeamMom Honda]]''' is a different person from [[{{VideoGame/Persona4}} Tohru]] '''[[TheSociopath Adachi]].'''

** Cinder turning into a MadBomber and [[CodeGeass Jeremiah's]] response.

* Blake [[BadAss LITERALLY shaking the earth with]] [[ThePowerOfRock incredibly badass songs and playing]]......all to make Yang dress like [[GurrenLagann Nia]]. Yang's reaction when she realises that she'll have to [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking dye her hair]] for it is priceless.

* [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Teams MAMI, SYKA, KYKO, HMRA and MDKA]] in Diary. They are all [[CosplayOtakuGirl cosplayers]] who cosplay as the character their team is named for. Glynda is even invited to join Team MAMI for [[HairOfGoldHeartOfGold various]] [[BuxomIsBetter related]] [[RegalRinglets reasons]].

** Yin referring to the Antic War and [[HaruhiSuzumiya O-Mikuru-sama]].

** Apparently, Nora once tried to '''eat''' [[Franchise/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Kyubey]].

* The fact that teams [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica MDKA, HMRA, SYKA, KYKO and MAMI]] exist.

--> '''Pavise, dumbass!'''

-->'''Velvet''': "W-where's my love of Weiss-sempai?! MONTY WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"

** Also, Nora's obsession with pancakes is taken to a new level when she tries to ''eat'' a giant pancake sign, demands pancakes become a Halloween staple and somehow manages to get pancakes and maple syrup wheel trick-or-treating.

** Hell, the scary maze is full of this, from Jaune being kidnapped by Pyrrha halfway through, to Weiss [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial denying her fear]], to Yang and Blake ditching them there in the first place.
** [[CloudCuckooLander Nora]] has apparently attempted to [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe kidnap people for being adorable]] before. She tries it on the aforementioned Lan and who's implied to be [[VisualNovel/CLANNAD Nagisa]].

** Velvet's complaints about canon.

** [[RinneNoLagrange Lan's]] cameos. Especially when she scares the living daylights out of Weiss in the scary maze by accident ''by saying 'Woof'.'' Or when she manages to impress ''Nora''.

** [[CloudCuckooLander Nora]] has apparently attempted to [[ImTakingYouHomeWithMe kidnap people for being adorable]] before. She tries it on the aforementioned Lan and who's implied to be [[{{CLANNAD}} Nagisa]].