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** Another of Wrench's loading animations has him holding several Optiks and explaining to a genuinely fascinated NPC that the government hands them out for free as a means of control.
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-->'''Wrench:''' [''startled'']] Uh, Bagley?!

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-->'''Wrench:''' [''startled'']] [''startled''] Uh, Bagley?!
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** When the first playable character reboots Bagley, he asks the player to identify themselves or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking he'll seal the exits, hack your Optik, and read you every drunken email you ever made before you starve]].

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** When the first playable character reboots Bagley, he asks the player to identify themselves or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking he'll seal the exits, hack your Optik, and read you every drunken email you ever made before until you starve]].

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** One of his loading animations has Bagley interrupting him while he's, er...taking pictures of himself. Bagley is not amused.
-->'''Wrench:''' And the award for Best Picture goes to...
-->'''Bagley:''' Dear God, my eyes.
-->'''Wrench:''' [''startled'']] Uh, Bagley?!
-->'''Bagley:''' Zip up, get to work, and [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain let's never talk about this again.]]



--> '''Wrench:''' Don't you mean "Where it's haunting."?

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--> '''Wrench:''' Don't you mean "Where it's haunting."?haunting?"
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** Also, the sheer fact that even after a decade, [[CallBack Wrench and Marcus still argue over]] Franchise/AlienVsPredator. And despite Marcus being pro-Predator, he got several facts wrong, namely regarding the Predator having Thermal Vision and cloaking tech to its advantage.[[/note]]Aliens do not generate body heat and are able to see Predators even when they are cloaked.[[/note]]

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** Also, the sheer fact that even after a decade, [[CallBack Wrench and Marcus still argue over]] Franchise/AlienVsPredator. And despite Marcus being pro-Predator, he got several facts wrong, namely regarding the Predator having Thermal Vision and cloaking tech to its advantage.[[/note]]Aliens [[note]]Aliens do not generate body heat and are able to see Predators even when they are cloaked.[[/note]]
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** Also, the sheer fact that even after a decade, [[CallBack Wrench and Marcus still argue over]] Franchise/AlienVsPredator.

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** Also, the sheer fact that even after a decade, [[CallBack Wrench and Marcus still argue over]] Franchise/AlienVsPredator. And despite Marcus being pro-Predator, he got several facts wrong, namely regarding the Predator having Thermal Vision and cloaking tech to its advantage.[[/note]]Aliens do not generate body heat and are able to see Predators even when they are cloaked.[[/note]]
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** However, recruiting the elderly has its' own problems, namely that they start with the "Doomed" trait, meaning that they can [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghuJR7fMJVY drop dead at any time]].

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** However, recruiting the elderly has its' its own problems, namely that they start with the "Doomed" trait, meaning that they can [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghuJR7fMJVY drop dead at any time]].
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* The Fixer Mission "Ghost Car of London" is more or less Jordi slowly losing all patience with Wrench. Starting with Wrench finding prototypes of the cloaking tech that the car they're looking for is using and Wrench making jokes about it. When Wrench gets to the second search site, he makes up a origin story for the ghost car.
--> '''Wrench:''' Legend is, a car was brutally murdered here, twenty years ago to the day!
--> '''Jordi:''' That's the lore? It's the ghost OF a car?
** Once Wrench finds the car, it races off with Wrench telling to not go into the light. And if you let it escape...
--> '''Wrench:''' It ghosted us! ...Get it? Because it's a ghost?
--> '''Jordi:''' Oh my god, shut up. I've got a cleaner bead on the signal now, I think I know where it's hiding.
--> '''Wrench:''' Don't you mean "Where it's haunting."?
--> '''Jordi:''' Go get the FUCKING CAR!
** And of course when Wrench gets it, he asks about what's going to happen to the car.
--> '''Jordi:''' Oh. My. God. None of your goddamn business!
--> '''Wrench:''' Okay, because I've got a really weird idea... Oh and if you're wondering if it's a sex thing? No Jordi, okay? Way weirder.
--> '''Jordi:''' [[RageBreakingPoint I'm literally this close to putting out a hit on you.]]
** Once the mission's done, Jordi says he's going to spend the rest of his day taking a AK-47, firing it into the air, and screaming.

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** "Dear god, people are disgusting! I wonder how this family-values politician will appreciate his S&M on public display,."

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** "Dear god, God, people are disgusting! I wonder how this family-values politician will appreciate his S&M sessions on public display,.display."


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* The final Fixer Mission has Wrench working with Marcus to complete the stunt work for Jimmy Siska's latest movie. Said movie is a sequel to Cyber Driver, where Devon von Devon faces his evil British clone. And yes, [[NarmCharm it's as cheesy as it sounds from the audio we hear]].
** Also, the sheer fact that even after a decade, [[CallBack Wrench and Marcus still argue over]] Franchise/AlienVsPredator.
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--> '''operative:''' Bagley, did that even have a shred of creditability to it?

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--> '''operative:''' '''Operative:''' Bagley, did that even have a shred of creditability to it?
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* One of the recruitment missions you can get is the person you're recruiting wanting you to deal with some kind of conspiracy group. As in clones, body snatchers, robots, and those kind of things. It ends up being you going to a Albion base to break something but the reactions from your operative and Bagley take the cake.
--> '''operative:''' Bagley, did that even have a shred of creditability to it?
--> '''Bagley:''' Oh no, s/he's off his/her fucking lid for sure.

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** There's also the operative you're controlling not believing that they just found a Hypnotist, giving us this remark from Bagley.
--> '''Bagley:''' Looks like someone never updated their career goals from when they were a child... In 1853.

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%%* Most of Bagley's lines in general, really.

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Most of Bagley's lines actually. Highlights include:
** When the first playable character reboots Bagley, he asks the player to identify themselves or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking he'll seal the exits, hack your Optik, and read you every drunken email you ever made before you starve]].
** "Dear god, people are disgusting! I wonder how this family-values politician will appreciate his S&M on public display,."
** "Albion has this place locked down tight, but you can bet that the security has more holes
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it than Julius Caesar."


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* Wrench is still at the top of his game. Moments include:
** His recruitment in the Campaign has him claiming "seniority" and Bagley begging the player to find something for him to do.
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* A Hypnotist can have ''all'' sorts of ComedicSociopathy, making people just up and start decking their friends.
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* Thanks to the RandomNumberGod, you can have a prim-looking grandmother be an absolute ''beast'' in the Bare Knuckle League, laying out all sorts of thugs while wearing her Sunday best dress and hat.
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* [[https://youtu.be/8aB_-t3iC4E As shown here]], you can play as a beekeeper... and yes, you ''can'' [[BeeAfraid weaponize their bees]].

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* [[https://youtu.be/8aB_-t3iC4E As shown here]], you can play as a beekeeper... and yes, you ''can'' [[BeeAfraid [[BeeBeeGun weaponize their bees]].
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* During "Operation Westminster," Bagley responds to the imminent threat of Parliament being blown up as only Bagley can.
--> '''Bagley:''' I'm in. (a warning message flashes up on the screen) ...and the bombs have just armed themselves. Well, that may complicate matters.
--> '''Dalton:''' Fuck's sake! Can you defuse them or not?
--> '''Bagley:''' Of course I can. But I may also trip another failsafe and vaporise you. So, fair warning.
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'''British Man:''' Isn't the whole point of them being a spy to keep it a secret? (scoffs) ''[[HighlyVisibleNinja Why is it on their profile?!]]'' Tosser.

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'''British Man:''' Isn't the whole point of them being a spy to keep it a secret? (scoffs) ''[[HighlyVisibleNinja ''[[OvertOperative Why is it on their profile?!]]'' Tosser.

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** However, recruiting the elderly has its' own problems, namely that they start with the "Doomed" trait, meaning that they can [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghuJR7fMJVY drop dead at any time]].
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* When loading the game, the operative might be doing something at random (being chased by thugs, watching a game at the bar or even relieving himself) only to be interrupted by Bagley.
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** Once you find out that Bagley's dialogue was "punched up a bit" by [[BenCroshaw Yahtzee]], it's hard not to notice the AI using some of his style of humour.

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** Once you find out that Bagley's dialogue was "punched up a bit" by [[BenCroshaw [[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]], it's hard not to notice the AI using some of his style of humour.
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** Once you find out that Bagley's dialogue was "punched up a bit" by [[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], it's hard not to notice the AI using some of his style of humour.

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** Once you find out that Bagley's dialogue was "punched up a bit" by [[ZeroPunctuation [[BenCroshaw Yahtzee]], it's hard not to notice the AI using some of his style of humour.
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** Once you find out that Bagley's dialogue was "punched up a bit" by [[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], it's hard not to notice the AI using some of his style of humour.
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** Also in the trailer, it specifically states you can just recruit "idiots".

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** Also in the trailer, it specifically states you can just recruit "idiots".
[[https://youtu.be/cnroe7K5b_E?t=79 "idiots"]].
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* Most of Bagley's lines in general, really.

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** The missions involving [[DoubleAgent Malik]] (the man who gave them said "cryptophone") have some humor to be found with the [=DedSec=] operative often [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe being frustrated]] with [[ComplexityAddiction all the spy game cat-and-mouse]], and [[IAmSurroundedByIdiots Malik in turn being frustrated with what he sees as rank stupidity on their part]]. Of special note is when Malik needed fingerprints from the Home Office liason, and the [=DedSec=] agent [[BloodKnight immediately leaps to asking if]] Malik wants them to [[{{Fingore}} chop of the fingers]], [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique or just torture them]].

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** The missions involving [[DoubleAgent Malik]] (the man who gave them said "cryptophone") have some humor to be found with the [=DedSec=] operative often [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe being frustrated]] with [[ComplexityAddiction all the spy game cat-and-mouse]], and [[IAmSurroundedByIdiots [[SurroundedByIdiots Malik in turn being frustrated with what he sees as rank stupidity on their part]]. Of special note is when Malik needed needs fingerprints from the Home Office liason, liaison, and the [=DedSec=] agent [[BloodKnight immediately leaps to asking if]] Malik wants them to [[{{Fingore}} chop of the fingers]], [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique or just torture them]].
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** The missions involving [[DoubleAgent Malik]] (the man who gave them said "cryptophone") have some humor to be found with the [=DedSec=] operative often [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe being frustrated]] with [[ComplexityAddiction all the spy game cat-and-mouse]], and [[ImSurroundedByIdiots Malik in turn being frustrated with what he sees as rank stupidity on their part]]. Of special note is when Malik needed fingerprints from the Home Office liason, and the [=DedSec=] agent [[BloodKnight immediately leaps to asking if]] Malik wants them to [[{{Fingore}} chop of the fingers]], [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique or just torture them]].

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** The missions involving [[DoubleAgent Malik]] (the man who gave them said "cryptophone") have some humor to be found with the [=DedSec=] operative often [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe being frustrated]] with [[ComplexityAddiction all the spy game cat-and-mouse]], and [[ImSurroundedByIdiots [[IAmSurroundedByIdiots Malik in turn being frustrated with what he sees as rank stupidity on their part]]. Of special note is when Malik needed fingerprints from the Home Office liason, and the [=DedSec=] agent [[BloodKnight immediately leaps to asking if]] Malik wants them to [[{{Fingore}} chop of the fingers]], [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique or just torture them]].
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''(Mickey drinks a can of beer, smashes it on his head, then passes out on the sidewalk)''\\
'''Narrator:''' Aaand he's passed out. Let's uh... We'll come back to him.

* [[https://youtu.be/8aB_-t3iC4E As shown here]], you can play as a beekeeper... and yes, you ''can'' weaponize their bees.

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''(Mickey drinks a can of beer, [[CanCrushingCranium smashes it on his head, head]], then passes out on the sidewalk)''\\
'''Narrator:''' Aaand he's passed buzzed out. Let's uh... We'll come back to him.

* [[https://youtu.be/8aB_-t3iC4E As shown here]], you can play as a beekeeper... and yes, you ''can'' [[BeeAfraid weaponize their bees.bees]].



'''British Man:''' Isn't the whole point of them being a spy to keep it a secret? (scoffs) Why is it on their profile? Tosser.

* The beginning of ''The Whistleblower'' has a server giving a flip phone (sorry, a cryptophone) to the active [=DedSec=] operative. Naturally, he/she is either amused, annoyed, or concerned at Richard calling through said phone.

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'''British Man:''' Isn't the whole point of them being a spy to keep it a secret? (scoffs) ''[[HighlyVisibleNinja Why is it on their profile? profile?!]]'' Tosser.

* The beginning of ''The Whistleblower'' has a server giving a flip phone (sorry, [[InsistentTerminology a cryptophone) cryptophone]]) to the active [=DedSec=] operative. Naturally, he/she is either amused, annoyed, or concerned at Richard calling through said phone.




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** The missions involving [[DoubleAgent Malik]] (the man who gave them said "cryptophone") have some humor to be found with the [=DedSec=] operative often [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe being frustrated]] with [[ComplexityAddiction all the spy game cat-and-mouse]], and [[ImSurroundedByIdiots Malik in turn being frustrated with what he sees as rank stupidity on their part]]. Of special note is when Malik needed fingerprints from the Home Office liason, and the [=DedSec=] agent [[BloodKnight immediately leaps to asking if]] Malik wants them to [[{{Fingore}} chop of the fingers]], [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique or just torture them]].



--> '''Narrator:''' "Ladies and gentlemen, London... is fucked. (explosions and scenes of Albion being tyrants) But don't worry, we've got our best man on the case. Because if anyone can fix this mess, it's this smooth bastard superspy--(He immediately gets shot in the head) Oh... Well... Looks like we're recruiting!"

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--> '''Narrator:''' "Ladies and gentlemen, London... is fucked. (explosions and scenes of Albion being tyrants) But don't worry, we've got [[TheAce our best man on the case. case]]. Because [[TemptingFate if anyone can fix this mess, mess]], it's [[TuxedoAndMartini this smooth bastard superspy--(He immediately superspy]]--([[DecoyProtagonist He immediately]] gets [[BoomHeadshot shot in the head) head]]) Oh... Well... Looks like we're recruiting!"
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* Most of Bagley's lines.

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* Most of Bagley's lines.lines in general, really.
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