History Funny / WatchDogsLegion

** This then leads to the robot commenting that he's faulty and bugging out... While the local guards don't believe any of it and start firing at it, meaning you'll have to shoot your way out anyway.
** Also the fact that Wrench treats the robot as a girl... being that he has a very masculine voice.

* The final Fixer Mission has Wrench working with Marcus to complete the stunt work for Jimmy Siska's latest movie. Said movie's a sequel to Cyber Driver, where Devon von Devon faces his evil British clone. And yes, [[NarmCharm it's as cheesy as it sounds from the audio we hear]].

** There are also various memes Wrench made mocking Rempart.
%% For some reason there

* In "404 Not Found*, when talking about Albion's Quantum Computer and how Albion is using it, one of your operatives will make a interesting comparison.

** Once the mission's done, Jordi says he's going to spend the rest of his day taking a AK-47, firing it into the air, and screaming.

* The start of "Rempart Rampage" is Wrench trying to explain why Aiden isn't answering and Jordi telling Wrench (Who he calls Ratchet) that since Aiden's out of action, he needs Wrench to do some Fixer jobs for him starting with Wrench wiping data from some Rempart facilities.

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--> '''Ian:''' (After barely clearing a roadblock) [[NowYouTellMe When were you going to tell me about the bloody checkpoint?!]]\\

--> '''Bagley:''' (After [[NeverMessWithGranny Helen]] complains about [[GaiasLament the park's birds being replaced with machines]]) "[[NoSympathy Get used to it]]. In the long march of progress, everything dies eventually!"\\
'''Helen:''' [[VitriolicBestBuds Eventually even you, Bagley, I'm sure]].\\

** Once you find out that Bagley's dialogue was "punched up a bit" by [[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]], it's hard not to notice the AI using some of his style of humour.

--> '''Narrator:''' This is Alan. Old codger, and a [[BreadEggsMilkSquick veritable mad bastard]].\\

''(RecordNeedleScratch as [[MoodWhiplash Alan dies of a heart attack.]])''\\

--> '''Narrator:''' He does have a slight... [[TheAlcoholic drinking problem]] though.\\

--> '''Narrator:''' "Ladies and gentlemen, London... is fucked. (explosions and scenes of Albion being tyrants) But don't worry, we've got [[TheAce our best man on the case]]. Because [[TemptingFate if anyone can fix this mess]], it's [[TuxedoAndMartini this smooth bastard superspy]]--([[DecoyProtagonist He immediately]] gets [[BoomHeadshot shot in the head]]) Oh... Well... Looks like we're recruiting!"

--> '''Narrator:''' She's not old, she's ''[[InsistentTerminology experienced!]]''
** However, recruiting the elderly has its own problems, namely that they can start with the "Doomed" trait, meaning that they can [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghuJR7fMJVY drop dead at any time.]]
-->'''Sindhu''': "Brilliant, I'm not ready to go to pasture just yet. Let's get to it!"

-->'''NPC''': (''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent In the background]]'') "I'm getting the [[SophisticatedAsHell fuck]] out of here."

* During "Operation Westminster," Bagley responds to the imminent threat of Parliament being blown up as only Bagley can.
--> '''Bagley:''' I'm in. (a warning message flashes up on the screen) ...and the bombs have just armed themselves. Well, that may complicate matters.
--> '''Dalton:''' Fuck's sake! Can you defuse them or not?
--> '''Bagley:''' Of course I can. But I may also trip another failsafe and vaporise you. So, fair warning.

* [=GBB=] News Drones tend to show up at the most amusingly apropos times, such as when a group of defiant civilians punch out an Albion soldier, only for a drone to show up and add insult to injury, eagerly filming the now unconscious [=PMC=], all while announcing its presence with a vaguely smug computer-generated voice.

--> '''Bagley:''' Looks like someone never updated their career goals from when they were a child... In 1853.

--> '''Operative:''' Bagley, did that even have a shred of creditability to it?
--> '''Bagley:''' Oh no, s/he's off his/her fucking lid for sure.

* [[https://youtu.be/8aB_-t3iC4E As shown here]], you can play as a beekeeper... and yes, you ''can'' [[BeeBeeGun weaponize their bees]].

--> ''(finding someone as a Spy)''\\

--> '''African Man 1:''' Ha! A flip phone! Who are you, my mother?\\

** One of his loading animations has Bagley interrupting him while he's, er...taking pictures of himself. Bagley is not amused.

* The final Fixer Mission has Wrench working with Marcus to complete the stunt work for Jimmy Siska's latest movie. Said movie is a sequel to Cyber Driver, where Devon von Devon faces his evil British clone. And yes, [[NarmCharm it's as cheesy as it sounds from the audio we hear]].

--> '''Wrench:''' Legend is, a car was brutally murdered here, twenty years ago to the day!
--> '''Jordi:''' That's the lore? It's the ghost OF a car?

--> '''Wrench:''' It ghosted us! ...Get it? Because it's a ghost?
--> '''Jordi:''' Oh my god, shut up. I've got a cleaner bead on the signal now, I think I know where it's hiding.
--> '''Wrench:''' Don't you mean "Where it's haunting?"
--> '''Jordi:''' Go get the FUCKING CAR!

--> '''Jordi:''' Oh. My. God. None of your goddamn business!
--> '''Wrench:''' Okay, because I've got a really weird idea... Oh and if you're wondering if it's a sex thing? No Jordi, okay? Way weirder.
--> '''Jordi:''' [[RageBreakingPoint I'm literally this close to putting out a hit on you.]]

--> '''Bagley:''' (Upon seeing a [[KillerRobot Riot Drone]]) [[KnowWhenToFoldEm Best not to escalate if you don't-]]\\

--> '''Narrator:''' This is Alan. Old codger, and a [[BreadEggsMilkSquick veritable mad bastard.]]\\

** However, recruiting the elderly has its own problems, namely that they start with the "Doomed" trait, meaning that they can [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghuJR7fMJVY drop dead at any time.]]

* Most of Bagley's lines actually. Highlights include:

--> '''Bagley:''' (After [[NeverMessWithGranny Helen]] complains about [[GaiasLament the park's birds being replaced with machines]]) "[[NoSympathy Get used to it]]. In [[SocietyMarchesOn the long march of progress]], everything dies eventually!"\\

-->'''Sindhu''': "Brilliant, [[FamousLastWords I'm not ready to go to pasture just yet. Let's get to it!]]"

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* The simple fact that [[NeverMessWithGranny the elderly can be recruited into DedSec]], complete with fumbling and incredible politeness [[DissonantSerenity even when stunning Albion guards to sleep.]] Fans have inevitably joked about deciding to make their [=DedSec=] entirely comprised of the senior generation.
--> '''Narrator:''' She's not old, she's ''[[InsistentTerminology experienced!]]''
** However, recruiting the elderly has its own problems, namely that they start with the "Doomed" trait, meaning that they can [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghuJR7fMJVY drop dead at any time.]]

* [[https://youtu.be/8aB_-t3iC4E As shown here]], you can play as a beekeeper... and yes, you ''can'' [[BeeBeeGun weaponize their bees]].

* Using the Profiler would lead to an NPC's occupation as the topic of the active [=DedSec=] operative's remarks about them.
--> ''(finding someone as a Spy)''\\
'''British Man:''' Isn't the whole point of them being a spy to keep it a secret? (scoffs) ''[[OvertOperative Why is it on their profile?!]]'' Tosser.

* The beginning of ''The Whistleblower'' has a server giving a flip phone (sorry, [[InsistentTerminology a cryptophone]]) to the active [=DedSec=] operative. Naturally, he/she is either amused, annoyed, or concerned at Richard calling through said phone.
--> '''African Man 1:''' Ha! A flip phone! Who are you, my mother?\\
'''African Man 2:''' A flip phone? Well, this brings back memories.\\
'''African Woman:''' Oh wow, what is this, a walkie-talkie? Uh... Over?\\
'''British Man 1:''' Uh, thanks for the flip phone I guess, but I'm confused.\\
'''British Man 2:''' You a time traveler or something? Who calls on a flip phone?\\
'''British Man 3:''' A flip phone cuz? Huh. What is this, 2003?\\
'''Elderly Woman:''' Is this a joke? I've moved past flip phones, you cheeky arse.
** The missions involving [[DoubleAgent Malik]] (the man who gave them said "cryptophone") have some humor to be found with the [=DedSec=] operative often [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe being frustrated]] with [[ComplexityAddiction all the spy game cat-and-mouse]], and [[SurroundedByIdiots Malik in turn being frustrated with what he sees as rank stupidity on their part]]. Of special note is when Malik needs fingerprints from the Home Office liaison, and the [=DedSec=] agent [[BloodKnight immediately leaps to asking if]] Malik wants them to [[{{Fingore}} chop of the fingers]], [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique or just torture them]].

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