History Funny / WatchDogs

* At one point, you find a novelty singing trout. You can even hack it to sing.

** The fact Aiden can distract people who are sexually attracted to musical instruments by hacking their phone to play some good old {{Sexophone}}. Again, ''[[TheComicallySerious Aiden Pearce]]'' is doing this.

** Yet another involves a man and a woman in a apartment together, with the player's view starting off behind them. It seems at first to be a real TearJerker, with the man urgently, lovingly telling the woman that she needs to eat and that she wasn't sure how she would react to being rescued from an abusive relationship. But then you access a camera pointed in front of them and discover that the "woman" is in fact [[CargoShip a storefront mannequin reported stolen from a department store]].

* Some of the Privacy Invasions can lead to some hilarity, such as a topless woman playing Russian roulette with a guy who really gets off on it.

'''Mook''': "The fuck am I going to do with a hearse?!"

*** "Who the fuck's bomb keep beepin'?" (rummages) "Oh wait, that's me." *{{Beat}}* "[[OhCrap OH]] [[CurseCutShort SH]][[KilledOffMidSentence I-]]"

* While breaking into Tobias' old lab, BlumeForge, T-Bone finds that old-fashioned laser detection arrays have been set up. This starts with just one, then a few in succession, until he comes across a room which not only has lasers moving across the floor from the ceiling, but also [[UpToEleven a horizontally-spinning one which will detect anything on the floor at all]]. This leads to this exchange.

* Some of the Text conversations had when distracting Mooks can be pretty funny, and become doubly so when you remember that ''[[TheStoic Aiden]]'' is the one making them. Special mention goes to when he distracts a car fence by trying to sell him a ''[[BlackComedy hearse]]'':

'''Aiden''': "I took the body out though"\\

--'''>Person 2''': Look, man. I feel you. But don't spread your sadness. It's a shitty thing to do.

'''Mook''': "The fuck am I going to do with a hearse?!"\\

--> Person 1: Your cute.
--> Person 2: [[YouMakeMeSic You're.]]
--> Person 1: Go fuck YOU'RE self!
--> Person 2: [[GrammarNazi Your!]]

-->Person 1: I'm so bummed :(
-->Person 2: Look, man. I feel you. But don't spread your sadness. It's a shitty thing to do.
-->Person 1: :(
-->Person 2: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

** "Whaddya think fellas, a practice round?!"

* In T-Bone's hideout, the Silo, is a talking moose head. When activated: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well a woodchuck ''can'' chuck wood, so shut the fuck up! (rimshot)"

** During his first job as your supporting sniper he recognizes one of the bad guys and tries to remember his name. When that doesn't work he just pops him. Then we get this. He then remembers that his name was Douglas and he had the best rabbi jokes.

* A minor one where Adrian is using Social Engineering to track down a target. Call Target niece about her uncle. Hang up. "Wait for it" She then calls her uncle about how someone is trying to use her to get to him.

** On the one hand, [[FridgeHorror given how this is a human trafficker pouring on more verbal assault to one of his "cargo"]], [[SickAndWrong the context isn't that funny at all]]... [[CrossesTheLineTwice But on the OTHER hand]], the fact Breenwood is such [[LargeHam an over-the-top]], ObviouslyEvil CardCarryingVillain - potentially in broad daylight - is somewhat darkly amusing. This may also inspire some equally hilarious OhCrap[=/=]WildTake reactions from players running into this for the first time. For example, when AngryJoe was recording gameplay footage for his review, he plays a bit when he finds Carl halfway through his rant:

-->Create chaos by plunging the city into darkness. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Help all those whining citizens conserves power for the city.]] *Warning* May cause open sparks - which is also pretty awesome.

* The Digital Trips in general, for injecting a dose of pure wackiness into an otherwise serious game, but special mention goes to Psychedelic, where Aiden [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext bounces through the city on giant flowers]]. Bonus points for how the otherwise-reserved Aiden [[NotSoAboveItAll acts like he's having the time of his life through the entire thing.]]

** Sometimes, [[HopeSpot the poor sap is able to figure grab the grenade, and has just enough time to toss it away from himself]] - [[FromBadToWorse only to almost always toss it at a couple of other hapless]] {{Mook}}s. So much for FriendlyFireproof, eh?

--> Person 2: [[BiggerIsBetter 8=====================>]]

-->'''T-Bone''': Five bucks for an autograph, asshole! ''(proceeds to either shoot or take down the guard)''

* During one side mission, you can hack a gang member's phone to explode. His dawning reaction to the beeping - realizing it's coming from his phone and what is about to happen - is comedy gold.
** Sometimes, [[HopeSpot the poor sap is able to figure grab the phone, and has just enough time to toss it away from himself]] - [[FromBadToWorse only to almost always toss it at a couple of other hapless]] {{Mook}}s. So much for FriendlyFireproof, eh?
** Really, many people's reactions when you hack their phone to explode.

* In the Bad Blood DLC, during T-Bone's escape from the ctOS building in the opening cinematic you run into a surprise guard. Though actually -- he's even more surprised to see ''you''.

* In the Bad Blood DLC, during T-Bone's escape from the ctOS building in the opening cinematic you run into a surprised guard. Though actually -- he's even more surprised to see ''you''.

-->'''Carl Breenwood:''' What are you going to do, hmm? ''Cry?'' You're a useless TIT! Do you think if I show the court the giant file I have on just how big a useless tit you are that they won't applaud me?...Are you CRYING?! What's that fucking snorting sound? You're a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis disgusting. Useless. TIT!]]

** A little less funny later when an oblivious "James Smith" gets arrested.

* If you get on a motorcycle and move at ridiculously slow speeds, citizens will still leap out of your way like it's a frantic high speed chase. Poor driving in general can result in this.

* Aiden changes his name on-the-fly to "Joe Smith" when he is being photographed in the [[spoiler:police line-up.]]

-->'''Bedbug:''' Bye grandma! Love you!
--> '''Bedbug's grandmother:''' I love you too, even though you're a damn fool.

** "Here's the sticky bomb. It... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin sticks]]"

--> '''Dad:''' Why is he doing that?
--> '''Kid:''' He's an assassin, Dad.
--> '''Dad:''' But why is he talking to the guy...he just killed?
--> '''Kid:''' It's a confession?
--> '''Dad:''' [[SelfDeprecation Well, that's just dumb.]]
--> '''Kid:''' Dad, please. You're ruining it.

* After you take down Defalt, Aiden asks if he had anything else, T-Bone mentions he had a USB sticks with 6 gigabytes of [[TheInternetIsForPorn Lesbian porn]] and Aiden says that T-Bone can keep it.

** Another is of a woman acting flirty with the plumber, who returns in kind. It's dialogue straight out of a porn film. In an added bit of hilarity, both people are ex-Olympic athletes, for whatever reason.