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** ''ResidentEvil2'' has a moments where Leon catches up to FemmeFatale [[LadyInRed Ada]] [[ChineseGirl Wong]], and attempts to make conversation. Keep in mind Leon is wearing a blue police uniform with insignia everywhere and the giant letters R.P.D. emblazoned on his back.
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** ''ResidentEvil2'' has a moments moment where Leon catches up to FemmeFatale [[LadyInRed Ada]] [[ChineseGirl Wong]], and attempts to make conversation. Keep in mind Leon is wearing a blue police uniform with insignia everywhere and the giant letters R.P.D. emblazoned on his back.
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** ''ResidentEvil1'', immediately after Chris and Rebecca defeat the ManEatingPlant by poisoning its roots.
--> '''Chris:''' "We got to the ''[[IncrediblyLamePun ROOT]]'' of the problem!"
--> '''Rebecca:''' *dead silence*
--> '''Chris:''' "We got to the ''[[IncrediblyLamePun ROOT]]'' of the problem!"
--> '''Rebecca:''' *dead silence*
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*** Made even better when you realize that, given all the [[TheVirus weird]] [[BodyHorror shit]] [[OneWingedAngel Leon]] [[PsychicPowers has]] [[BackFromTheDead seen]], ''that is a perfectly valid question.''
*** Another good one comes earlier, when Leon meets Luis, and he shows the spaniard a picture of Ashley.
*** Another good one comes earlier, when Leon meets Luis, and he shows the spaniard a picture of Ashley.
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* ''ResidentEvil'' 4:
--> ''Salazar'': I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
--> ''Salazar'': I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
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* While the ''ResidentEvil'' 4:
series has plenty of {{Narm}}, there are ''intentionally'' funny moments too.
** ''ResidentEvil2'' has a moments where Leon catches up to FemmeFatale [[LadyInRed Ada]] [[ChineseGirl Wong]], and attempts to make conversation. Keep in mind Leon is wearing a blue police uniform with insignia everywhere and the giant letters R.P.D. emblazoned on his back.
--> '''Leon:''' "Ada, I don't think I introduced myself before. My name's Leon; I'm [[CaptainObvious with the RPD]]."
--> '''Ada:''' *shrugs as if to say "Uhm...okay, thanks for sharing"*
** ''ResidentEvil4'':
--> ''Salazar'': I've sent [[TheDragon my righthand hand]] to dispose of you.
** ''ResidentEvil2'' has a moments where Leon catches up to FemmeFatale [[LadyInRed Ada]] [[ChineseGirl Wong]], and attempts to make conversation. Keep in mind Leon is wearing a blue police uniform with insignia everywhere and the giant letters R.P.D. emblazoned on his back.
--> '''Leon:''' "Ada, I don't think I introduced myself before. My name's Leon; I'm [[CaptainObvious with the RPD]]."
--> '''Ada:''' *shrugs as if to say "Uhm...okay, thanks for sharing"*
** ''ResidentEvil4'':
--> ''Salazar'': I've sent [[TheDragon my right
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*** Made even better when you realize that, given all the [[TheVirus weird]] [[BodyHorror shit]] [[OneWingedAngel Leon]] [[PsychicPowers has]] [[BackFromTheDead seen]], ''that is a perfectly valid question.''
*** Another good one comes earlier, when Leon meets Luis, and he shows the spaniard a picture of Ashley.
--> '''Luis:''' "Let me guess. She's the President's daughter?"
--> '''Leon:''' "That's too good for a guess. How'd you know?"
--> '''Luis:''' *ominous voice* "''PsychicPowers.''"
--> '''Leon:''' *looks like he [[GenreSavvy might actually be considering it]]*
--> '''Luis:''' "Naah, I'm just kidding."
*** Another good one comes earlier, when Leon meets Luis, and he shows the spaniard a picture of Ashley.
--> '''Luis:''' "Let me guess. She's the President's daughter?"
--> '''Leon:''' "That's too good for a guess. How'd you know?"
--> '''Luis:''' *ominous voice* "''PsychicPowers.''"
--> '''Leon:''' *looks like he [[GenreSavvy might actually be considering it]]*
--> '''Luis:''' "Naah, I'm just kidding."
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--->'''Tethys:''' Would the two of you kindly stop acting like such... men? And you! You've already fired us. You can't order us to leave now.\\
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--->'''Tethys:''' Would the two of you kindly stop acting like such... men? And you! You've already fired us. You can't order us to leave now.\\
now.
** A weird example that involves gameplay rather than dialogue. Chapter 3-11 of ''Radiant Dawn'' is littered with pitfall traps, which the enemy always avoids stepping on as well. However, an enemy bishop in that level has a Rescue staff and can warp another unit onto that spot. This can allow a unit with Pass to pass through a trap without incident, but the truly funny part is when a ground-based unit with Canto attacks the enemy, destroys it, continues movement into the space that was just occupied by an enemy...and promptly falls into a pit.
** A weird example that involves gameplay rather than dialogue. Chapter 3-11 of ''Radiant Dawn'' is littered with pitfall traps, which the enemy always avoids stepping on as well. However, an enemy bishop in that level has a Rescue staff and can warp another unit onto that spot. This can allow a unit with Pass to pass through a trap without incident, but the truly funny part is when a ground-based unit with Canto attacks the enemy, destroys it, continues movement into the space that was just occupied by an enemy...and promptly falls into a pit.
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*** [=ZombieDr=]. Just...[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU17M61CJSM watch for yourself.]]
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* Picking ''just one'' from ''{{Psychonauts}}'' is nigh impossible, but there's one line that seems to stick out to everyone this troper knows (including herself):
-->'''Raz:''' Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!\\
'''Lili:''' ''Oh my God!'' [[ToyShip Let's make out!]]
** "...Make out? You mean, like, ''kiss?''"
** Or the various responses heard when demolishing Lungfishopolis
*** "Ooooh! GOGGALOR!"
*** puppy orphanage.
*** "He's impervious to bullets! ...[[ThePowerOfLove and love]]!"
*** "That was my school .... YAY!"
** "Freedom! "FREEDOM!" '"Free-''duuum''."'
** This conversation near the beginning of the game:
--->'''Raz:''' My name...
--->'''Coach Oleander:''' Starts with a 'D'!
--->'''Raz:''' ...is Razputin.
--->'''Coach Oleander''': Grr....
*** Which is also a subtle reference to the original main character of the game, who was named Dartagnan.
** Also:
--->'''Oleander:''' Is your name Joey?
--->'''Raz:''' No...
--->'''Oleander:''' 'Cause I'm gonna call you "Slowey Joey!"
--->'''Raz:''' That's not my name.
--->'''Oleander:''' What's that, Joey? I can't hear you, you're talkin' too slow!
*** Even funnier when your name is, in fact, Joey.
**** This troper was too busy getting freaked out due to the above circumstance to see how funny it was at first.
** Oleanders full of them:
--->'''Oleander:''' You're going slower than molasses going uphill in January ... with crutches!
** This troper's new personal favorite is a certain conversation with Elka, a girl who is trying to get [[{{Kidanova}} Nils's]] attention by dating JT.
--->'''Raz:''' I found this in Nil's bunk. It looks like it came off a girl's dress!
--->'''Elka:''' -gasp- ...I don't care!
--->'''Raz:''' It looks like it was pulled off by ''force!''
--->'''Elka:''' ...I don't care!
--->'''Raz:''' It's got little ''teethmarks'' in it!
--->'''Elka:''' RAZ, PUT THAT THING AWAY OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE IT IN YOUR EYE SOCKET AND SEW IT TO YOUR BRAIN!
** This troper's personal favorite was the fight with Kochamera. I actually got hit with several of [[CallingYourAttacks his attacks]] cuz I was too busy laughing to shield.
--->"DEADLY... TRIANGLE BEAM!"
--->"MIGHTY... RAM!"
--->"OVERLY... INTRICATE... COMBINATION!"
--->"HARD-TO-AVOID... AREA ATTACK!"
** What about this?
--->Kochamara: ...I've got the brain of a little girl back in my lab that's strong enough to power an entire army of Psychoblaster death tanks!
--->(Raz just bursts out laughing)
--->Kochamara: What's so funny?
--->Raz: You've got the brain of a little girl?
--->(He continues to laugh)
--->Kochamara: I said ''in my lab''!
--->Raz: I think you've got the muscles of a little girl too!
--->Kochamara: Urgh. Good one.
** Any line (or idle animation) by the G-Men in The MilkmanConspiracy. Made even funnier by the robotic monotone in which they say them.
--->'''Telephone Repair G-Man:''' I can listen to any phone conversations I wish, but do not do so out of my sense of professional responsibility.
--->'''Plant-watering G-Man:''' Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
--->'''Sewer-working G-Man:''' Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service to the community.
--->'''Construction-worker G-Man:''' Look at that woman's breasts. They are large.
--->'''Housewife G-Man:''' Sooner or later my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always love my pies.
*** How about every single thing the G-Men say or do? Especially "I am a grieving widow. These are my flowers," accompanied by the flowers in question being swung like a golf club.
**** Or, even better, being played as an ''air guitar''.
*** How have you people missed what is possibly the best-delivered line in history?
--->'''[[spoiler:Boyd]]:''' ''[[spoiler:I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.]]''
**** Hell, that scene doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]] as well as CrowningMomentOfFunny.
** This troper once ran down to the beach and smacked a random seagull with a punch or psy-beam or whatever. Raz supplied a cheery "See ya in hell!" and several minutes later I remembered to stop laughing and breathe.
*** On a related note, if you use pyrokinesis on the birds in the main campground, they burst into flames and leave behind a ''roast chicken'' which Raz can '''eat''' to regain health. [[{{Turtleducks}} This troper]] was laughing so hard.
**** Not to mention ''roast squirrel''.
*** Even more pyrokinetic fun: if you use it on Sasha Nein, he'll deadpan "I'm sure you can find a more ''productive'' use for that skill, Razputin".
** The mutated lungfish's real name. ''"[[spoiler:[[SamusIsAGirl Liiiindaaaaa]]...]]"''
*** It gets twice as hysterical if you happen to be named [[spoiler: Linda]]. I know from experience.
** "[[NonSequiturThud My name is Yan Yensen, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumberyard there...]]"
** The fight with [[spoiler:Gloria's inner critic.]]
** Fighting the Evil Den Mother durning the Milkman Conspiracy is freaking hilarious.
--->'''Den Mother:''' And now I will PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES!
--->'''Raz:''' Ha! You can't! THAT is [[CallBack the purpose of the goggles]]!
** Boyd's semirandom ranting before you finish his stage can cook up some comedy gold:
--->...And it's all the fault of... those eggheads in their ivory tower... who went to the prom with... all them haters...''Have us all fooled!!''
** Sasha, before giving you a target to practice with, describes the most horrendous thing imaginable and out pops... a enamel-glass lamp. This Troper literally howls out every time. Also, his wonderful "And the world is a better place." after PSI blasting said lamp out of existence. And his disgusted noises at the new lamps appearing. Well, let's just say the entire scene up to when the [[spoiler: Censor Machine flips to overdrive.]]
** I found the final objective of the game really funny, it's called [[spoiler: KILL THE TWO-HEADED DAD MONSTER!]]
** The post-bullfight scene in Black Velvetopia, in which it becomes painfuly obvious to Edgar what and who Dingo and Lampita really are.
-->'''Lampita''': ''[Sobbing over Dingo.]'' ''[[TheCheerleader That's alright... That's okay... we'll... win the game... some other... day!]]'' ''[Back to sobbing.]''
-->'''Raz''': Oh, ''please.'' Edgar, look at them! They're too pathetic to hurt you anymore!
-->'''Edgar''': How embarrassing. I can't believe I was hung up so long over these ''losers!''
-->'''Lampita''': ''[Drops Dingo at noticing Edgar's death glare.]'' I, I um... I always... loved you more?
-->'''Edgar''': ''[[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Smirks.]]]''
-->'''Lampita''': ''[Instantly swallowed up by a pitfall in the middle of the arena.]'' ''Aaaaaaaaaa-''
-->''[Pitfall closes as Raz and Edgar turn around, Edgar looks back, reopening it.]''
-->'''Lampita''': ''-aaaaaaaaaaaahh!'' ''[Thud.]''
** Dingo's exaggerated slack-jawed expression and Lampita trying to fix it make it even funnier.
-->'''Raz:''' Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!\\
'''Lili:''' ''Oh my God!'' [[ToyShip Let's make out!]]
** "...Make out? You mean, like, ''kiss?''"
** Or the various responses heard when demolishing Lungfishopolis
*** "Ooooh! GOGGALOR!"
*** puppy orphanage.
*** "He's impervious to bullets! ...[[ThePowerOfLove and love]]!"
*** "That was my school .... YAY!"
** "Freedom! "FREEDOM!" '"Free-''duuum''."'
** This conversation near the beginning of the game:
--->'''Raz:''' My name...
--->'''Coach Oleander:''' Starts with a 'D'!
--->'''Raz:''' ...is Razputin.
--->'''Coach Oleander''': Grr....
*** Which is also a subtle reference to the original main character of the game, who was named Dartagnan.
** Also:
--->'''Oleander:''' Is your name Joey?
--->'''Raz:''' No...
--->'''Oleander:''' 'Cause I'm gonna call you "Slowey Joey!"
--->'''Raz:''' That's not my name.
--->'''Oleander:''' What's that, Joey? I can't hear you, you're talkin' too slow!
*** Even funnier when your name is, in fact, Joey.
**** This troper was too busy getting freaked out due to the above circumstance to see how funny it was at first.
** Oleanders full of them:
--->'''Oleander:''' You're going slower than molasses going uphill in January ... with crutches!
** This troper's new personal favorite is a certain conversation with Elka, a girl who is trying to get [[{{Kidanova}} Nils's]] attention by dating JT.
--->'''Raz:''' I found this in Nil's bunk. It looks like it came off a girl's dress!
--->'''Elka:''' -gasp- ...I don't care!
--->'''Raz:''' It looks like it was pulled off by ''force!''
--->'''Elka:''' ...I don't care!
--->'''Raz:''' It's got little ''teethmarks'' in it!
--->'''Elka:''' RAZ, PUT THAT THING AWAY OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE IT IN YOUR EYE SOCKET AND SEW IT TO YOUR BRAIN!
** This troper's personal favorite was the fight with Kochamera. I actually got hit with several of [[CallingYourAttacks his attacks]] cuz I was too busy laughing to shield.
--->"DEADLY... TRIANGLE BEAM!"
--->"MIGHTY... RAM!"
--->"OVERLY... INTRICATE... COMBINATION!"
--->"HARD-TO-AVOID... AREA ATTACK!"
** What about this?
--->Kochamara: ...I've got the brain of a little girl back in my lab that's strong enough to power an entire army of Psychoblaster death tanks!
--->(Raz just bursts out laughing)
--->Kochamara: What's so funny?
--->Raz: You've got the brain of a little girl?
--->(He continues to laugh)
--->Kochamara: I said ''in my lab''!
--->Raz: I think you've got the muscles of a little girl too!
--->Kochamara: Urgh. Good one.
** Any line (or idle animation) by the G-Men in The MilkmanConspiracy. Made even funnier by the robotic monotone in which they say them.
--->'''Telephone Repair G-Man:''' I can listen to any phone conversations I wish, but do not do so out of my sense of professional responsibility.
--->'''Plant-watering G-Man:''' Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.
--->'''Sewer-working G-Man:''' Though I often smell of excrement, I deserve your respect because I provide a valuable service to the community.
--->'''Construction-worker G-Man:''' Look at that woman's breasts. They are large.
--->'''Housewife G-Man:''' Sooner or later my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always love my pies.
*** How about every single thing the G-Men say or do? Especially "I am a grieving widow. These are my flowers," accompanied by the flowers in question being swung like a golf club.
**** Or, even better, being played as an ''air guitar''.
*** How have you people missed what is possibly the best-delivered line in history?
--->'''[[spoiler:Boyd]]:''' ''[[spoiler:I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.]]''
**** Hell, that scene doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]] as well as CrowningMomentOfFunny.
** This troper once ran down to the beach and smacked a random seagull with a punch or psy-beam or whatever. Raz supplied a cheery "See ya in hell!" and several minutes later I remembered to stop laughing and breathe.
*** On a related note, if you use pyrokinesis on the birds in the main campground, they burst into flames and leave behind a ''roast chicken'' which Raz can '''eat''' to regain health. [[{{Turtleducks}} This troper]] was laughing so hard.
**** Not to mention ''roast squirrel''.
*** Even more pyrokinetic fun: if you use it on Sasha Nein, he'll deadpan "I'm sure you can find a more ''productive'' use for that skill, Razputin".
** The mutated lungfish's real name. ''"[[spoiler:[[SamusIsAGirl Liiiindaaaaa]]...]]"''
*** It gets twice as hysterical if you happen to be named [[spoiler: Linda]]. I know from experience.
** "[[NonSequiturThud My name is Yan Yensen, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumberyard there...]]"
** The fight with [[spoiler:Gloria's inner critic.]]
** Fighting the Evil Den Mother durning the Milkman Conspiracy is freaking hilarious.
--->'''Den Mother:''' And now I will PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES!
--->'''Raz:''' Ha! You can't! THAT is [[CallBack the purpose of the goggles]]!
** Boyd's semirandom ranting before you finish his stage can cook up some comedy gold:
--->...And it's all the fault of... those eggheads in their ivory tower... who went to the prom with... all them haters...''Have us all fooled!!''
** Sasha, before giving you a target to practice with, describes the most horrendous thing imaginable and out pops... a enamel-glass lamp. This Troper literally howls out every time. Also, his wonderful "And the world is a better place." after PSI blasting said lamp out of existence. And his disgusted noises at the new lamps appearing. Well, let's just say the entire scene up to when the [[spoiler: Censor Machine flips to overdrive.]]
** I found the final objective of the game really funny, it's called [[spoiler: KILL THE TWO-HEADED DAD MONSTER!]]
** The post-bullfight scene in Black Velvetopia, in which it becomes painfuly obvious to Edgar what and who Dingo and Lampita really are.
-->'''Lampita''': ''[Sobbing over Dingo.]'' ''[[TheCheerleader That's alright... That's okay... we'll... win the game... some other... day!]]'' ''[Back to sobbing.]''
-->'''Raz''': Oh, ''please.'' Edgar, look at them! They're too pathetic to hurt you anymore!
-->'''Edgar''': How embarrassing. I can't believe I was hung up so long over these ''losers!''
-->'''Lampita''': ''[Drops Dingo at noticing Edgar's death glare.]'' I, I um... I always... loved you more?
-->'''Edgar''': ''[[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Smirks.]]]''
-->'''Lampita''': ''[Instantly swallowed up by a pitfall in the middle of the arena.]'' ''Aaaaaaaaaa-''
-->''[Pitfall closes as Raz and Edgar turn around, Edgar looks back, reopening it.]''
-->'''Lampita''': ''-aaaaaaaaaaaahh!'' ''[Thud.]''
** Dingo's exaggerated slack-jawed expression and Lampita trying to fix it make it even funnier.
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**"What did you see?" "Would you believe a walking, talking candelabra?"
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* ''HarvestMoon: Animal Parade'' has the incident in which [[AdventurerArchaeologist Calvin]] attempts to stop [[HotBlooded Luke]] and [[DumbMuscle Owen]] from knocking down a wall in some [[RuinsForRuinsSake ancient ruins:]]
-->'''Calvin:''' NO WANTON DESTRUCTION!
-->'''Calvin:''' NO WANTON DESTRUCTION!
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* ''HarvestMoon: Animal Parade'' has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6DgHaToDuM the incident incident]] in which [[AdventurerArchaeologist Calvin]] attempts to stop [[HotBlooded Luke]] and [[DumbMuscle Owen]] from knocking down a wall in some [[RuinsForRuinsSake ancient ruins:]]
-->'''Calvin:''' You hear me?! NO WANTONDESTRUCTION! DESTRUCTION!
-->'''Luke:''' Another day? But I'm pumped for this ''now!''\\
'''Calvin:''' Pump yourself up to read a history book!
-->'''Calvin:''' You hear me?! NO WANTON
-->'''Luke:''' Another day? But I'm pumped for this ''now!''\\
'''Calvin:''' Pump yourself up to read a history book!
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*** No, the REAL CrowningMomentOfFunny is the realization that he was talking about Sun Tzu, hence: [[IncrediblyLamePun from then on when a group of animals were together in one place it was called a ZOO. [[spoiler:Unless... it's a FARM!]]
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*** No, the REAL CrowningMomentOfFunny is the realization that he was talking about Sun Tzu, hence: [[IncrediblyLamePun from then on when a group of animals were together in one place it was called a ZOO. ]] [[spoiler:Unless... it's a FARM!]]
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** [=GlaDOS=] sums up momentum: "In [=~layman's terms~=], speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
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** Pikachu's:
--->'''Mei Ling''': Could you catch a Pikachu for me? Pleeeeeease?\\
'''Snake''': Oh, come on! What do I look like, a Pokemon Trainer?\\
'''Mei Ling''': "Fine... Sorry I asked."
--->'''Mei Ling''': Could you catch a Pikachu for me? Pleeeeeease?\\
'''Snake''': Oh, come on! What do I look like, a Pokemon Trainer?\\
'''Mei Ling''': "Fine... Sorry I asked."
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** Discussing Peach and her relationship to Mario:
--->'''Mei Ling''': But still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean, to have a guy who's always there for you?\\
'''Snake''': If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped.\\
'''Mei Ling''': ...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?
** Pikachu's:
--->'''Mei Ling''': Could you catch a Pikachu for me? Pleeeeeease?\\
'''Snake''': Oh, come on! What do I look like, a Pokemon Trainer?\\
'''Mei Ling''': "Fine... Sorry I asked."
--->'''Mei Ling''': But still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean, to have a guy who's always there for you?\\
'''Snake''': If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped.\\
'''Mei Ling''': ...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?
** Pikachu's:
--->'''Mei Ling''': Could you catch a Pikachu for me? Pleeeeeease?\\
'''Snake''': Oh, come on! What do I look like, a Pokemon Trainer?\\
'''Mei Ling''': "Fine... Sorry I asked."
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** A few hours into the game, Mario offers the people of the Mushroom Kingdom a summary of The Story So Far. Of course, since he's a mute protagonist, this involves acting out the events of the game to that point... which in turn involves ''physically transforming into some of the relevant characters'', such as Princess Toadstool (as she was then still known in the West) and Bowser. When he transforms into Bowser, the Toads collectively jump back in shock, and some of them even hide behind the nearest available cover as if he were the genuine article. And when he re-enacts a long fall by disappearing off the top of the screen for a moment, one of the Toads runs over to the door and looks out as if to say "Mario? Now where did he go?"
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*** For even bigger laughs, use the bug when phoning the White House but before recording over the demonic possession speech.
---> '''Bug''': '''I will FEAST on your entrails, and DEVOUR your soul!'''
---> '''Agent Superball''': I asked you not to call me at work, dear.
---> '''Bug''': '''I will FEAST on your entrails, and DEVOUR your soul!'''
---> '''Agent Superball''': I asked you not to call me at work, dear.
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* ''FateStayNight'' is not famous for laughs, but it has its moments.
** When Rin summons Archer, an invincible heroic spirit from beyond time and space, and then reveals his first task as her Servant.
---> ''Rin'': "[[MundaneUtility Clean up this mess]]".
** Rin and Shirou are meeting up with Ilya, and have to pass through her boundary field. The field mildly shocks Shirou in acknowledgement. Then Rin tries to pass through it...
---> ''Shirou'': "Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit."
---> ''Rin'': "I know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - [[spoiler:'''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''']].
---> ''Shirou'': "... I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
---> ''Rin (not listening)'': "''That does it kid...! I heard you laughing...!''"
** In the 'Fate' route, there's an option during one of Shirou's training sequences to inform Saber she won't be getting any lunch. Her response is to ''beat the crap'' out of Shirou, which causes him to hallucinate his own death... complete with a Fake Bad End! Where Ilya and Taiga rebuild him as a Cyborg!
** ''Heaven's Feel''. Kotomine Kirei. [[VillainsOutShopping Mapo tofu.]]
** Also from HF, there is a scene where Ilya and Rin begin randomly arguing over which of them is Shirou's 'owner'. And then you get to ''pick which one of them is''. Rin's is kind of lackluster, but if you choose Ilya, both of them just completely ''freak out''. Rin goes completely berserk, while Ilya glomps onto Shirou in utter delight and promises to protect him from the 'scary girl', which of course just makes things worse...
** I thought it was too soon after [[spoiler:"You're strong, Berserker"]], but the scene afterward when [[spoiler:Lancer]] offers to help Shirou and Rin get past [[spoiler:Archer]] offers you three options: "All right", "I refuse", and the best option, "I don't mind, but under one condition." Dutifully entitled "Rin-sama Embarrassed and Angry":
--->'''Shirou''': "All right, I'll believe you. But it'll be under one condition. I'll accept your help in defeating [[spoiler:Caster]], and we'll trust you. But-"
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "But what? You want me to tell you who my Master is?"
--->'''Shirou''': "No. Even though we're cooperating, stay away from Tohsaka.
--->''Music cuts out, Rin starts [[{{Tsundere}} blushing]].''
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Hah, I see, I see! Yeah, that's so much more important than who my Master is! You're right, kid!"
--->'''Shirou''': "Is that bad? I'm telling you that you can't have Tohsaka."
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "That's not bad at all. Rather, I have a better opinion of you now. Wow, that's great, young lady. The kid's completely fallen for you!"
--->'''Rin''': -! W-w-w-what are you saying?! We're not like that! Um...yes, we're just cooperating!"
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Reeeally?"
--->'''Rin''': "...! You're irritating. What's with that know-it-all face...!? Come on, say something, Shirou! Tell him we're just cooperating!"
--->{{Beat}}
--->'''Rin''': "Hey, say something, you idiot...! T-this is as if we really do love each other...!"
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Hey, it's not 'as if'. You two are already in love. Even I can tell, and I'm only watching it from the side. But she's actually denying it? This is troublesome, kid."
--->'''Shirou''': "...Well. I already know Tohsaka's troublesome."
--->'''Rin''': [[FlatWhat "Wha-"]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Oh, how reassuring. Then I shall take care when I socialize with her. But she's fun to tease, so I'm going to entertain myself while we're together. You don't mind that condition, right?"
--->'''Shirou''': "...All right. We'll go with that. We'll have your help until we beat [[spoiler:Caster]].
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Then it's decided. Well, let's shake hands."
--->'''Rin''': "I'm so mad!!! Fine, I'm breaking my tie with you guys!!! I'm going to go beat [[spoiler:Caster]] by myself!!!!"
*** Doubles as CrowningMomentOfHeartWarming, and the moment this troper really fell in love with Rin.
** When Rin summons Archer, an invincible heroic spirit from beyond time and space, and then reveals his first task as her Servant.
---> ''Rin'': "[[MundaneUtility Clean up this mess]]".
** Rin and Shirou are meeting up with Ilya, and have to pass through her boundary field. The field mildly shocks Shirou in acknowledgement. Then Rin tries to pass through it...
---> ''Shirou'': "Oh. Be careful though. It'll shock you a bit."
---> ''Rin'': "I know, I know. I can tell how bad it is by looking at you - [[spoiler:'''UKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''']].
---> ''Shirou'': "... I guess there's personal differences in the alarm. It was light in my case.
---> ''Rin (not listening)'': "''That does it kid...! I heard you laughing...!''"
** In the 'Fate' route, there's an option during one of Shirou's training sequences to inform Saber she won't be getting any lunch. Her response is to ''beat the crap'' out of Shirou, which causes him to hallucinate his own death... complete with a Fake Bad End! Where Ilya and Taiga rebuild him as a Cyborg!
** ''Heaven's Feel''. Kotomine Kirei. [[VillainsOutShopping Mapo tofu.]]
** Also from HF, there is a scene where Ilya and Rin begin randomly arguing over which of them is Shirou's 'owner'. And then you get to ''pick which one of them is''. Rin's is kind of lackluster, but if you choose Ilya, both of them just completely ''freak out''. Rin goes completely berserk, while Ilya glomps onto Shirou in utter delight and promises to protect him from the 'scary girl', which of course just makes things worse...
** I thought it was too soon after [[spoiler:"You're strong, Berserker"]], but the scene afterward when [[spoiler:Lancer]] offers to help Shirou and Rin get past [[spoiler:Archer]] offers you three options: "All right", "I refuse", and the best option, "I don't mind, but under one condition." Dutifully entitled "Rin-sama Embarrassed and Angry":
--->'''Shirou''': "All right, I'll believe you. But it'll be under one condition. I'll accept your help in defeating [[spoiler:Caster]], and we'll trust you. But-"
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "But what? You want me to tell you who my Master is?"
--->'''Shirou''': "No. Even though we're cooperating, stay away from Tohsaka.
--->''Music cuts out, Rin starts [[{{Tsundere}} blushing]].''
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Hah, I see, I see! Yeah, that's so much more important than who my Master is! You're right, kid!"
--->'''Shirou''': "Is that bad? I'm telling you that you can't have Tohsaka."
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "That's not bad at all. Rather, I have a better opinion of you now. Wow, that's great, young lady. The kid's completely fallen for you!"
--->'''Rin''': -! W-w-w-what are you saying?! We're not like that! Um...yes, we're just cooperating!"
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Reeeally?"
--->'''Rin''': "...! You're irritating. What's with that know-it-all face...!? Come on, say something, Shirou! Tell him we're just cooperating!"
--->{{Beat}}
--->'''Rin''': "Hey, say something, you idiot...! T-this is as if we really do love each other...!"
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Hey, it's not 'as if'. You two are already in love. Even I can tell, and I'm only watching it from the side. But she's actually denying it? This is troublesome, kid."
--->'''Shirou''': "...Well. I already know Tohsaka's troublesome."
--->'''Rin''': [[FlatWhat "Wha-"]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Oh, how reassuring. Then I shall take care when I socialize with her. But she's fun to tease, so I'm going to entertain myself while we're together. You don't mind that condition, right?"
--->'''Shirou''': "...All right. We'll go with that. We'll have your help until we beat [[spoiler:Caster]].
--->[[spoiler:'''Lancer''']]: "Then it's decided. Well, let's shake hands."
--->'''Rin''': "I'm so mad!!! Fine, I'm breaking my tie with you guys!!! I'm going to go beat [[spoiler:Caster]] by myself!!!!"
*** Doubles as CrowningMomentOfHeartWarming, and the moment this troper really fell in love with Rin.
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** In ''[[CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Portrait of Ruin]]'' there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler: it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]
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*** And there's the first word that comes from your rival when he meets his father.
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* {{BlazBlue}}'s console release has the unstoppable [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdZP4PjAT1Q "Bang Install Theme"]]. Also pretty [[{{CrowningMusicofAwesome}} awesome]].
** Oh and there's this exchange in 'Teach Me, Miss Litchi!' after Kokonoe unveils Tager's RocketPunch.
---> '''Kokonoe''': ''I was thinking of moving it, maybe to your chest, or your --''
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** Oh and there's this exchange in 'Teach Me, Miss Litchi!' after Kokonoe unveils Tager's RocketPunch.
---> '''Kokonoe''': ''I was thinking of moving it, maybe to your chest, or your --''
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*** After Romeo takes out an Engineer-spawning building:
---> '''Dutch:''' Well AsTheGoodBookSays, payback's a bitch! \\
'''Mickey:''' I don't think it actually says that, Dutch. \\
'''Dutch:''' I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen!
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'''Mickey:''' I don't think it actually says that, Dutch. \\
'''Dutch:''' I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen!
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*** Even better is Slippy doing the "[[SayMyName Snake!]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00PyKB5vlRE SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!]]"
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** From the second game: Tosh ([[spoiler:and then Nova]]). Voodoo doll. Tychus. That is all.
