History Funny / VanossGamingAndCompanyGTA5

** After getting fired a bit later, he decides to open up his own company, "[=WildcatsAFucboi=]", where the other guys, including Wildcat under a disguise (as in just wearing Vanoss' red jacket) visit... and then Nogla accepts a new job at Wildcat's company, resulting in him closing down his own company, and ''losing all his money off it.'' [[note]]Technically, he didn't actually lose his money, he still has his office and can reopen his business at any time not under the employment of another, but he clearly doesn't know that.[[/note]]

-->'''Wildcat:''' [[SpoofAesop Well, what have we learned today, people?]] DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT [[CanadaEh CANADA!]]

--->'''Vanoss:''' 3, 2, 1. (''He and Basically jump out'')\\
'''Delirious:''' Why are you counting? (''{{Beat}}'') [[OhCrap AAAH!]] [[JustForFun.FamousLastWords Ho Ho Ho bitches!]] (''Boom'')

* The gang discover a glitch that allows planes to clip into each other, then explode violently. The wheels on the plane all get stuck together, and Nogla lampshades that he has never seen to many wheels in one spot, but he puts a huge emphasis on the 'H' and instead says "H'weels." [[note]] Like Stewie Griffin pronouncing "Wheat Thins." [[/note]] Everyone starts laughing and mocking his pronuncation.

''(laughter)''\\

** And ''then'' he tries a hat glitch while wearing a horse mask, resulting in something that can only be described as a nightmarish abomination of nature. Normally it would be terrifying, but the crew's reactions to it and Terroriser's Gollum-like voice when it happens makes it hilarious.

'''Mini Ladd:''' ''(Bursts out laughing)'' You look like you ran into a wall!\\

'''Mini Ladd:''' ''(Quickly guns him down)'' [[MercyKill I'm gonna end your suffering, Jesus Christ! That's a cry for help, right there!]]

'''Delirious:''' [[TooDumbToLive Press Y? Really?]] ''(Jumps off to his death)'' No! NO! NOOOO! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

'''Delirious:''' ''(Overshoots the target and falls off)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!]]\\
'''Moo:''' ''(Lands, but only with his front end, causing his car to tip over and fall off)'' [[OhCrap AAAAHHHH]]! ''(Cackles.)''

'''Anthony:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I can't hear you over all the other retards!]] Ah fuck it fuck you you're dying with me you cunt! All the way to the end! (drives the bike down the building) [[{{Angrish}} Ahahahaha! I fucking hate you so much!]]

* [[https://youtu.be/1EUx8c9AzAc This video]] of Vanoss, Terroriser, Moo and 407 playing Hunting Pack has this in spades:

** Brock later attempts to parachute onto the blimp, but [[https://youtu.be/1EUx8c9AzAc?t=793 falls short]] and clips his parachute on the blimp, sending him hurtling to death.

--->(''Blimp blows up, 407 laughs'')\\

--->''(Terroriser catches fire, sending Vanoss into his SignatureLaugh)''\\

''[at this point Terroriser jumps from above into the lower level and falls upon landing, causing Moo to start laughing]''\\
'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' Oh God! Kill him! Kill him! ''[Moo shoots and kills Terroriser, and Delirious starts laughing]''\\

'''Basically:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT! I'VE BEEN IN YOUR COUCH FOR A YEAR!!]]
** And everyone simply doesn't quit making fun of Marcel.

''*everyone laughs*''\\

--->'''Vanoss''': *standing in a row with the others in their dog forms* We just escaped from our owners!\\

'''Wildcat:''' All right, let's get him.\\

'''Wildcat:''' ''[Whose mask is a pig's head]'' No, I'mma check this way. Gonna find that fuckin' pig. ''[To the Pink Panther theme]'' Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo - what is that?\\

::: They then proceed to furiously arm thrust behind the sofa, much to Jack's chagrin.

::: Marcel responds by [[DisproportionateRetribution killing Jack with a rocket launcher.]]

''[[ExplosiveStupidity [the grenade explodes and kills him]]]''\\

::: During all that, Wildcat calls a mugger on Jack and his reaction is a sight to behold.

''[Courage kills the mugger and finds out it was Wildcat]''\\

** After that, Marcel and Wildcat take Courage for the objective of the day: rob a convenience store. Courage chooses an expensive gun for the robbery, with Marcel even killing the cashier, horrifying Jack.\\
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During the chase, Courage manages to [[ImprobableAimingSkills snipe a helicopter pilot with a Civil War era revolver.]]

** Marcel buys a 10 million golden private jet, and Jack immediately takes control of it again. He then wonders what happens if he crashes it... And he crashes it while trying to grab Wildcat in the air, much to Marcel's chagrin.

* In the intro of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI7x8dS465s this video]], Wildcat picks up his new fancy DLC airplane, colored red and white, much like Canada's flag colors. As soon as he entered the plane, and after both Vanoss and Wildcat insulted Canada, with the latter calling the Canadians "fucking maple syrup eating fuckers", the plane [[StuffBlowingUp exploded]] ''[[MadeOfExplodium for no reason]]''.

** [=Smii7y=] then proceeds to discover something hilarious: if he no-clipped while diving off into the sea, then deactivated no-clip, he would keep the diving animation and end up unceremoniously splatting himself in the ground at full speed with a very loud thud.

'''Puffer:''' WAAAH! ''[punches [=Smii7y=]]''\\

'''Puffer:''' ''[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl]''\\

** Unfortunately for him, the Hulk proved to be too big for [=Smii7y=] to actually hit Puffer, and ends up being the one dying instead.

'''Vanoss:''' ''(exasperated)'' Shut your goddamn mouth, go back to sleep. ''(laughs)''

'''Nogla:''' ''[actually snoring]''

--->'''Vanoss:''' ''[the apartment starts filling up with gas]'' Uhhh, umm, shit! Hitler's here! No! What? We didn't do anything wrong!\\

'''Terroriser:''' ''[on a German acccent]'' Time to search for your gifts, bitte! I have a present in this maze for you!

* After a long abscence due to some drama involving him, some of the newest videos on the channel mark [[HesBack Lui Calibre's triumphant return!]] After years and apparently beating his allegations, Vanoss and Terroriser make a skit that involves trying to rescue him from "cancellation prison", and he pulls no punches on making fun of... an old crew member who DIDN'T beat his allegations.

'''Lui:''' Hurry please! I've been wrongfully accused of [[TakeThat being like Mini La-]]''[[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties [video cuts off]]]''
** Of course, the above mainly happens in Terroriser's video of Lui's return (and it ends up happening about TWENTY THREE SECONDS into it). Vanoss's intro on this however plays out a little differently; it starts with Vanoss and Delirious in an apartment reminiscing about the past, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a helicopter slowly falls behind them, soon followed by Lui falling and screaming to his death]] (and neither Vanoss or Delirious say anything about it). Then it cuts to the two walking down Vinewood Boulevard, completely ignoring Lui again as he whimpers and cries about his channel being dead and pleading for someone to hire him. It then cuts to the duo riding a rollercoaster (Lui, of course, being a few cars behind them, having fun on the ride before inevitably saying he feels sick and is about to throw up). Then as they exit the ride, Vanoss once again brings up how some of the Vanoss crew had kids (Delirious included of course), annoying Delirious and causing him to spout out how "it's not his fault he didn't wear protection." This causes Vanoss and Lui to break character for a bit, the former asking who's fault it is while the latter says that yes, it is Delirious's fault. Things soon go back on track as it cuts to a strip club, with Vanoss making mention of a monkey coming out on stage and how he ruined the joke with what he said beforehand. Cue Lui coming out, golf club in hand, asking if anyone wants to see where he's going to put said club, causing Delirious to leave and go to the next scene.

'''Terroriser, who's still dressed as the chinese horseman:''' And a [[CrossesTheLineTwice McChin-]]''[he falls off the rooftop]''\\

'''Vanoss:''' Yes, it's my retarded horse! ''[laughing]''\\
'''Terrroriser:''' ''[snorting]''

-->'''Nogla:''' *after getting shot by Vanoss* AH, HA HA!! NO! NO! EVAN, NO! YOU --- NO! YOU SON OF A FUCKING SHIT-FACE, DONKEY-DICKED BITCH!!"

[Cue the bus crashing into another car, setting off its alarm]\\
'''Wildcat:''' (like nothing happened) Welcome to the future.

(Entire group laughs at him.)

--->(Scotty and Anthony gets stuck on an incredibly hard race and both are starting to [[SanitySlippage lose their minds]])\\

** [[RuleOfThree On the third incident]], Brian boosts towards 407 in the ice-cream truck, but manages too [[https://youtu.be/1EUx8c9AzAc?t=287 jump at the worst possible time]], ''completely missing'' 407 and sending him off the track ''again'', much to Moo's amusement.

** [[https://youtu.be/qu779nHUNE4?t=11m55s A moment before that]], Nogla does manage to get to the surface with them... but surfaces a glitch where he can't see anything. The whole moment is gold to watch.

'''Delirious:''' Why are you counting? (''{{Beat}}'') [[OhCrap AAAH!]] Ho Ho Ho bitches! (''Boom'')

::: Additionally, [[LaserGuidedKarma Delirious totally deserved it]] since he used a similar bait during [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TRmktDD6Qk this video]] Delirious tricks some of the guys into jumping out of a helicopter by claiming that pressing the "Y" button would let them pick up snowballs in the chopper.

** [[WhatAnIdiot Ohm]] gets a little bit paranoid at one point in the game after [[SchmuckBait taking a bluff]] by Vanoss and Moo seriously of them waiting to screw him and Delirious over, not noticing that there is a timer for them to jump before their cars detonate automatically. This just causes both of them to get killed when Ohm refuses to make the jump and Delirious accidentally veers off the ramp.

** The game starts with Delirious [[WhatAnIdiot accidently walking off the edge and dying.]]

* In this [[https://youtu.be/QWC_dag2axo?t=9m GTA video]], Vanoss tricks Delirious into pressing the Y button... [[WhatAnIdiot While they're inside a helicopter.]]

** Delirious is flying up to the others on a helicopter (they're standing on a skyscraper), and Vanoss announces that he will kill Delirious when he gets up there to stop his singing. [[spoiler: He never gets the chance; a jet, which Lui is piloting, clips Delirious as he jumps from his helicopter and sends him into a death spin, and all he can do is scream in terror as he hurtles towards the ground]].

--->'''Delirious''': [[TemptingFate Do not hit anything!]]

-->'''Wildcat''': Every time you hit me- EVERY TIME HE HITS ME, I'M THE ONE WHO DIES!

-->'''Vanoss:''' Be [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome vewy, vewy]] quiet, I'm hunting piggies. There's a pig on the loose; we have to find him.
-->'''Wildcat:''' All right, let's get him.
-->'''Vanoss:''' Have you seen anything suspicious?
-->'''Wildcat:''' ''[Whose mask is a pig's head]'' No, I'mma check this way. Gonna find that fuckin' pig. ''[To the Pink Panther theme]'' Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo - what is that?
-->''[The "that" turns out to be Delirious on a motorcycle, who bowls over Wildcat, killing him. The others break out laughing.]''

'''Wildcat''': We can really make this the worst experience ever for Jack if we wanted too!\\
'''Jack''': I mean, really, I'm just running back and forth and you're like [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential "Hey, look at this cool thing we have- Death!"]]

'''Courage''': [[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!]]

-->'''[=Smii7y=]''': Don't punch me, Puffer, you wouldn't like me... when I'm angry.\\

--->'''Terroriser''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] shoot your guns! Fucking Christ, how did you fuckin'- god damn! It's like only Droidd was shooting his gun!\\

'''Terrroriser:''' ''[snorting]''