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* Dr. Swansea stopping a potential confrontation between Jonathan and [=McCullum=] by saying he just had the carpet the two men are standing on cleaned.

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* Dr. Swansea stopping a potential confrontation between Jonathan and [=McCullum=] by saying he just had the carpet the two men are standing on cleaned.cleaned.
* Louise asks Jonathan if Vampires are capable of having sex, catching the doctor off-guard and making him sputter.
-->'''Louise:''' Can vampires even fuck, doctor?
-->'''Jonathan:''' What? Hmm... Well... I... I really can't answer that... I... Well... Since they are creatures of blood. Um, physically speaking, I suppose an erection is possible... But... I... Hmmm!
-->'''Louise:''' ''(holding in laughter)'' Don't be embarrassed, Dr. Reid. I was just asking.


* Giving Charlotte a taste of her own medicine by painting a colorful picture of what a vampire could ''really'' do to a desperate VampireVannabe: assault them, drain them and leave their carcass to the rats. Jonathan details all of this with a straight face... then admits he's got an atrocious sense of humor.

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** Reid asks if she trusts him and she says, "Well, you fired me for illegally operating on a patient in order to protect your friend. So, yes, because we're both blackmailers."
* Giving Charlotte a taste of her own medicine by painting a colorful picture of what a vampire could ''really'' do to a desperate VampireVannabe: assault them, drain them them, and leave their carcass to the rats. Jonathan details all of this with a straight face... then admits he's got an atrocious sense of humor.

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This game might be a dark RPG, but there are comical moments still. '''Unmarked spoilers below!'''
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* Dr. Swansea's response to Jonathan suddenly and eagerly supporting his desire to study vampire blood.
-->'''Jonathan:''' ''(enthusiastically)'' Well, using my blood I could create a whole army of vampires!
-->'''Dr. Swansea:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[DidntSeeThatComing Surely, you're joking?]]
* Dr. Swansea referring to himself as the “little old me” in one optional dialogue.
* Dorothy Crane talking about herself after Jonathan makes her resign.
-->'''Dorothy:''' There is not much to say. [...] I was born in Romania and I may have been the best nurse Pembroke ever had... before you fired me.
* Giving Charlotte a taste of her own medicine by painting a colorful picture of what a vampire could ''really'' do to a desperate VampireVannabe: assault them, drain them and leave their carcass to the rats. Jonathan details all of this with a straight face... then admits he's got an atrocious sense of humor.
-->'''Charlotte:''' ''(in a squeaky voice)'' Oh, my God! For one second, I thought you actually... Excellent, Dr. Reid. ''Very'' convincing.
* In Chapter Two, reporting to Lady Ashbury right after defeating the Sewer Beast will award you with an exceedingly deadpan “that was fast” remark.
* Everything there is to do with Ichabod Throgmorton, the vampire hunter extraordinaire.
-->'''Jonathan:''' ''(barely quells laughter)'' A vampire hunter? Really?
-->'''Jonathan:''' ''(reporting after completing Ichabod's quest)'' I put up your public service announcement. Consider the common folk warned about the... ''(pauses)'' vampiric presence.
* Myrddin telling Jonathan King Arthur was a champion before him makes the man scoff and mutter a “why am I not surprised?” under his breath.
* Chatting with Dr. Swansea after Jonathan turns him yields this gem.
-->'''Jonathan:''' What will you do now that you are immortal?
-->'''Dr. Swansea:''' ''(promptly)'' Experiment, my dear colleague. I have an eternity to make scientific progress. I could be the only scientist able to undertake extremely experiments upon himself!
-->'''Jonathan:''' What kind of experiments?
-->'''Dr. Swansea:''' Who knows? Nervous shock, brain damage, pain, and recovery. There is almost no limit to what my body can now endure. I could be the next Henry Head!
-->'''Jonathan:''' ''(indignantly)'' My God, Edgar! [[HereWeGoAgain Did you learn nothing from your forays into folly?]]
-->'''Dr. Swansea:''' I have, I swear. No more experiments on mortals. See? I said mortals.
* Dr. Swansea stopping a potential confrontation between Jonathan and [=McCullum=] by saying he just had the carpet the two men are standing on cleaned.

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