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'''Rockstar Freddy:''' ''Youareatt— [=[=][[ElectronicSpeechImpediment glitchy gibberish]][=]=]''\\

*** While this does dip into FridgeHorror when we see her slowly claiming body parts of her previous "lovers", her scenes still get a few chuckles out of how outlandish and [[{{Yandere}} outlandishly violent her ideas of getting their attention become.]] Also, when looking at the anime version of Pigpatch, the nicest thing she say can say about his appearance is his snout, before giving up and saying "looks aren't anything." And when she plans to kidnap him, she figures the best person to frame would be [[TheScrappy Balloon Boy]].

-->Don't ya hate gettin' killed by [[MediumAwareness obscure secondary characters?]]

** Doubling as HilariousInHindsight, the cutscenes with Toy Chica take place in a "FNAF High." There is also a fan series often referred to as [[NamesTheSame FNAF High School]] which is the subject of much criticism and drew controversy after its creator tried to trademark the term, implying a subtle TakeThat in reference to the legal kerfuffle.

-->[[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise.]] But you know, I don't feel too bad about it. [[TheProblemWithFightingDeath After all, if it weren't from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know?]] I guess what I'm trying to say is...life, life goes on. Well, for everyone else, life goes on, not for you. [[CaptainObvious You're dead.]] That's neither here nor there. [[RamblingOldManMonologue That reminds me]] of one summer day in the park. I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend, Orville. And I said to him, I said: "Orville, I have a story." And he said to me: "What's the significance of the story?" I said to him: "Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes, uh, sometimes a story is just a story. [[TakeThatAudience You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just...drive yourself crazy,]] I had a friend do it once, wasn't pretty, we talked about it for years. And not only that, [[SchmuckBait you'll likely end up believin' something you shouldn't believe, thinkin' something you shouldn't think, o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume, ya know?]] Sometimes I said a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and... [[FurryReminder poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know?]] Actually, I suppose that's the problem. [[FridgeLogic They don't have hands at all, do they?]] They're... They're all feet. I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby, I said to him: "Orville, let me go get ya some rye bread." Now, I'm not sure elephants enjoy rye bread, but, I assure you that Orville does. [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Now]] this was on a Tuesday, which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday. Or rather they...sold it at a discount for people who wanting to feed the ducks and then...probably at the end of the day they threw it all out. I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread, of course, you know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick It swells up in their stomach and they all die]], at least...at least that's what I've heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killin' the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter, and I told Orville this as well, if you wanna feed ducks or birds of any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh, yes, yes. [[BrickJoke So I bought Orville some rye bread.]] What a fine day it was.

** Withered Chica's mechanic: she crawls around in the vents, like a number of other animatronics...except that because she's significantly larger than most of them, she gets lodged in the vent while trying to get out. And none of the other animatronics (well, aside from Mangle) can get past her if she's stuck there! Apparently she can eventually climb out and jumpscare you, but even this is amusing if you picture the mental image of [[ARareSentence a broken animatronic chicken awkwardly trying to free itself from a tight vent]] while three other animatronics impatiently wait for her to get the hell out of the way.
*** Even funnier when you realize that Springtrap is one of the animatronics in the vents. Springtrap- demented relentless serial killer and the BigBad of the entire series- can be trapped and prevented from reaching his victim ''because a fat bird got stuck in the exit Winnie-the-Pooh style.'' The most serious character in the series is stymied by the most ridiculous pratfall.

** Apparently Scott is on a mission to give every version of Chica the most ridiculous mechanics he can come up with. Chica starts out in the kitchen, being generally clumsy [[SincerityMode (Scott's description, not ours)]] and knocking over pots and pans; the description suggests that the camera in the kitchen will be broken again, so you have to listen for Chica's sounds. The music box for this game is also located in the kitchen; Chica doesn't care whether the music box is wound up, but — and we are once again using Scott's exact words — "she can grow tired of the music selection playing". Basically, you have to turn on a new song every time the sound of the pots and pans stops, as this means Chica is bored with the current music and will soon leave the kitchen; and if you change the song while she ''is'' happy with it, she'll [[BerserkButton immediately leave the kitchen and hunt you down]]. So basically, along with the various other tasks you have to do in order to survive the night — watch the cameras, check the doors, close the vents, adjust the heat, "catch a fish," [[BreadEggsMilkSquick not look directly at the demonic puppet in your office]] — you also have to ''[[ARareSentence cater to the musical sensibilities of an animatronic chicken]]''.
*** The fact that Chica only leaves the kitchen if she doesn't like the music makes it even better, since it suggests that she's attacking you more out of boredom than malice (or perhaps she is so annoyed with your music tastes that she '''[[DisproportionateRetribution tries to kill you]]''' in order to turn it off). The other music you play for her? Turns out its Five Nights at Freddy's 2's ending music and some of the minigame audio tracks from Five Nights at Freddy's 3.
** El Chip does not actually jumpscare you; rather, he pops up in your office to play loud, colorful ads for his home restaurant, "El Chip's Fiesta Buffet." You have to hit "Skip" on the terminal or press Enter on your keyboard to turn off the ads, presumably before Music Man or another noise-sensitive animatronic gets you. Special mention has to go to this spectacular line from the Steam description:

** While Withered Bonnie's description is pretty creepy, it can still make you chuckle due to its resemblance to a certain ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob]]'' [[MemeticMutation meme]]. ("He's just standing there...'''menacingly'''!")
** And to round out the Chica brigade, we have Funtime Chica, who... doesn't actually attack you. Instead, the description states that she just wants her time in the spotlight (quite possibly a FandomNod regarding Chica being OutOfFocus), and she occasionally appears in the office to pose like a model, complete with distracting camera flashes. The actual game included 2D art of her for her appearances, as a bonus.

** A nice bit of comedy gold in the testing logs pops up when you notice that Scott was jumpscared by [[SuddenlyShouting HAPPY]] [[BerserkButton FROG]] at 00:15:20 during one run. [[BrickJoke Guess she's not who he expected to see]]....

*** On top of that, Mangle, presumably acting as his minion, makes a comment at Foxy's expense after each time he boasts about punishing Freddy, including saying he's getting coal for Christmas and that he doesn't even eat the bacon, just building tiny forts with them.