History Funny / TwentyTwoJumpStreet

-->'''Mrs. Dickson:''' You two know each other?
-->'''Mr. Dickson:''' (''still in DeathGlare'') [[BlatantLies No]].

-->'''Dickson:''' This is bullshit! It's fu--! Waiter! What can a black man do get some water around here?!
-->'''Schmidt:''' Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot!

** When Jenko & Schmidt meet Dickson at Jump Street for the first time afterwards, Schmidt's wearing Kevlar and Dickson's sidearm is on the desk, pointing at Schmidt. Jenko's EurekaMoment and reaction - he takes [[LateToTheRealization roughly a minute to put two and two together,]] accompanied by the sound of a timer going off when he does. He then bursts into hysterical laughter, and proceeds to run around Jump Street for several minutes telling everybody, then singing "Schmidt fucked the Captain's daughter!", before returning to the office and pointing out that not only did Schmidt brag about banging the Captain's daughter ''to his face'' but Dickson had already high-fived him for sleeping with his daughter before he knew it. Jenko finally shuts up when Dickson silently reaches over, and points his gun at Jenko instead of Schmidt.

** The movie posters start out widely varied, with some somewhat fresh takes on the series, then it goes into a complacent DorkAge where the layout and styling of each poster becomes indistinguishable from the next, and the hook of each film only differing in which outlandish kind of school they go undercover in. It's perfect.

** Dickson happily tazing Schmidt in the balls as revenge.

** Schmidt trying to make small talk during the meal:
-->'''Schmidt:''' So... do you like weather...?

* Everything, absolutely ''EVERYTHING'', regarding TheReveal of [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQCfWXoMLi0 Maya being Captain Dickson's daughter.]]]]
** The brunch that follows the reveal, with Dickson giving Schmidt a DeathGlare the entire time, before heading to the buffet and [[spoiler:promptly destroying it.]]

** When Jenko & Schmidt meet Dickson at Jump Street for the first time afterwards, Schmidt's wearing Kevlar and Dickson's sidearm is on the desk, pointing at Schmidt. Jenko's EurekaMoment and reaction - he takes [[LateToTheRealization roughly a minute to put two and two together,]] accompanied by the sound of a timer going off when he does. He then bursts into hysterical laughter, and proceeds to run around Jump Street for several minutes telling everybody, then singing [[spoiler:"Schmidt fucked the Captain's daughter!"]], before returning to the office and pointing out that not only did Schmidt brag about banging [[spoiler:the Captain's daughter ''to his face'']] but Dickson had already high-fived him for sleeping with [[spoiler:his daughter]] before he knew it. Jenko finally shuts up when Dickson silently reaches over, and points his gun at Jenko instead of Schmidt.
** [[spoiler:Dickson happily tazing Schmidt in the balls as revenge.]]

* The entirety of the end credits sequence, especially [[spoiler:Creator/SethRogen [[TheOtherDarrin Other Darrin]]-ing Jonah Hill]].
** Not to mention the fact that they got [[spoiler: Richard Grieco and Steven Williams]] to [[spoiler: reprise their roles as Booker and Adam Fuller for ''33 Jump Street: Generations'']].
** [[spoiler: The movie posters start out widely varied, with some somewhat fresh takes on the series, then it goes into a complacent DorkAge where the layout and styling of each poster becomes indistinguishable from the next, and the hook of each film only differing in which outlandish kind of school they go undercover in. It's perfect.]]

* Schmidt's attempt to [[spoiler:[[TakingTheBullet literally take the bullet]] for Jenko.]]

--> '''Jenko:''' No, what counts is [[spoiler: actually taking the bullet!]]
* Schmidt and Jenko visiting the previous film's BigBad, [[spoiler:Mr. Walters]], in prison seeking help to track down the WHYPHY distributors. [[EunuchsAreEvil He has become transexual]] [[BlackComedyRape and uses Eric as his sex toy]].
** In TheStinger: "Eric... [[spoiler:I'm late]]." With poor Eric moving his lips like he is about to cry.

* Mercedes [[StealthHiBye Stealth Hi-ing]] every time Schmidt and Maya are having a moment.

* The history teacher's whole rant (played by none than Creator/PattonOswalt in an hilarious [[TheCameo cameo]]) about finding yourself in college and saying whatever you want, prompting him to admit that he's sleeping with two of his students.

* Schmidt and Jenko visiting the previous film's BigBad, [[spoiler:Mr. Walters]], at prison seeking help to track down the WHYPHY distributors. [[EunuchsAreEvil He has become transexual]] [[BlackComedyRape and uses Eric as his sex toy]].
** In TheStinger: "Eric... [[spoiler:I'm late]]." With poor Eric moving his lips, like he is about to cry.

** "[[MemeticMutation My name is Jeff]]." Jenko saying it in his most dumb voice and a deadpan face.

* Everything regarding TheReveal of [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQCfWXoMLi0 Maya being Captain Dickson's daughter.]]]]
** The brunch that follows the reveal, with [[spoiler:Dickson giving Schmidt a DeathGlare the entire time, before heading to the buffet and promptly destroying it.]]

-->[[spoiler: '''Dickson:''' This is bullshit! It's fu--! Waiter! What can a black man do get some water around here?!]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Schmidt:''' Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot!]]
** [[spoiler:Dickson's texts to Schmidt.]]
** When Jenko & Schmidt meet Dickson at Jump Street for the first time afterwards, [[spoiler:Schmidt's wearing Kevlar and Dickson's sidearm is on the desk, pointing at Schmidt]].
** Jenko's EurekaMoment and reaction - he takes [[TheLastHorseCrossesTheFinishLine roughly a minute to put two and two together,]] accompanied by the sound of a timer going off when he does. [[spoiler:He then bursts into hysterical laughter, and proceeds to run around Jump Street for several minutes telling everybody, then singing "Schmidt fucked the Captain's daughter!", before returning to the office and pointing out that not only did Schmidt brag about banging the Captain's daughter ''to his face'' but Dickson high-fived him for sleeping with his daughter]]. Jenko finally shuts up when [[spoiler:Dickson silently reaches over, and points his gun at Jenko instead of Schmidt]].

* The history teacher's whole rant about finding yourself in college and saying whatever you want, prompting him to admit that he's sleeping with two of his students.

--->''(seeing a familiar face on the walk) Hey Lauren! I just want to lay in bed all day and watch ''Series/{{Friends}}.''

--> Jenko: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Blanche never did heroin!]]
* Jenko and Schmidt pretending to be Hispanics during the beginning.
** Jenko uses names from ''Dora the Explorer'' to explain a story.

** "[[MemeticMutation My name is Jeff]]."
* In TheStinger: "Eric...[[spoiler: I'm late.]]"
* Schmidt's attempt to [[spoiler: [[TakingTheBullet literally take the bullet]] for Jenko.]]

--> '''Jenko:''' No, what counts is [[spoiler: actually taking the bullet!]]

--->''(seeing a familiar face on the walk) Hey Lauren! I just want to lay in bed all day and watch '{{Friends}}'.''

** Jenko dancing with a giant smiling football to the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj8a9SUX2jQ "Ass-N-Titties"]]. Schmidt is moping around to Creed's "Higher".

--> Schmidt: It's the thought that counts, right?
--> Jenko: No, what counts is [[spoiler: actually taking the bullet!]]

** The brunch that follows the reveal, with [[spoiler:Dickson giving Schmidt a DeathGlare the entire time, before heading to the buffet and promptly destroying it]]
** Schmidt trying to make small talk during the meal
-->'''Schmidt:''' ….so… do you like weather?

-->[[spoiler: '''Dickson:''' This is bullshit! It's fu...! Waiter! What can a black man do get some water around here?!]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Schmidt:''' Give the fucking guy some water! He's black, he's been through a lot!]]

* Jenko inadvertently revealing his love for TheGoldenGirls.

* Everything regarding TheReveal of [[spoiler:Maya being Captain Dickson's daughter.]]

** Jenko's EurekaMoment and reaction - he takes roughly a minute to put two and two together, accompanied by the sound of a timer going off when he does. [[spoiler:He then bursts into hysterical laughter, and proceeds to run around Jump Street for several minutes telling everybody, then singing "Schmidt fucked the Captain's daughter!", before returning to the office and pointing out that not only did Schmidt brag about banging the Captain's daughter ''to his face'' but Dickson high-fived him for sleeping with his daughter]]. Jenko finally shuts up when [[spoiler:Dickson silently reaches over, and points his gun at Jenko instead of Schmidt]].

* In TheStinger: "Eric...[[spoiler: I'm late.]]"

* The entire fight between Schmidt and Mercedes.

** The dinner that follows the reveal, with [[spoiler:Dickson giving Schmidt a DeathGlare the entire time, before heading to the buffet and promptly destroying it]]

** Jenko's EurekaMoment and reaction - he takes roughly a minute to put two and two together, accompanied by the sound of a timer going off when he does. [[spoiler:He then bursts into hysterical laughter, and proceeds to run around Jump Street for several minutes, singing "Schmidt fucked the Captain's daughter!", before returning to the office and pointing out that not only did Schmidt brag about banging the Captain's daughter ''to his face'' but Dickson high-fived him for sleeping with his daughter]]. Jenko finally shuts up when [[spoiler:Dickson silently reaches over, and points his gun at Jenko instead of Schmidt]].