History Funny / TheWolfOfWallStreet

** Prior to that, Rugrat tries to help a super high Jordan to his seat only for him and Donnie to start messing with his DodgyToupee, wanting to get it off to see what's beneath it. Instead of just leaving, Rugrat ''continuously'' leans closer to admonish them only for Jordan and Donnie to resume wrestling for the toupee giggling like children. When Rugrat finally leaves his toupee is all roughed up.

-->"...How'd you fuckin' ''do'' that?''

** On the plane, the camera shows off various parts of the orgy...including two guys who are sharing a drink and having a nice conversation in the middle of this debauchery. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And in the background you can see two other guys sitting by themselves and minding their own business]].

--> '''Jordan:''' Benihana? Beni-fucking-hana?! BENI-FUCKING-HANA?!! WHY?!!! WHY, WHY GOD?! Why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?

-->'''Donnie:''' The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine.--\\

--> '''Donnie:''' I'll tell you what, I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.

** To top it off, [[BrickJoke we]] [[RealityEnsues later]] learn that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini [[DrivesLikeCrazy as recklessly]] as someone high on drugs would. This scene is made funnier in a relevant flashback with Jordan road raging while severely impaired, all while his right foot is uncomfortably propped up on the dashboard.

-->'''Denham:''' Let me give you some legal advice: ''shut the fuck up!''

* Jordan and Naomi's fight after he mutters Venice in his sleep. She repeatedly throws water in Jordan's face which results in a MinorInjuryOverreaction from Jordan. The icing on the cake is when there's a jump cut to who Venice actually is, a dominatrix who puts Jordan though a brutal BDSM session.

* Donnie and Jordan's conversation about how Donnie married his cousin, which quickly CrossesTheLineTwice when Donnie says what he'd do if they had a retarded kid.

* Jordan and Co. talking over just what they can get away with regarding throwing dwarves at targets.

** To top it off, [[BrickJoke we]] [[RealityEnsues later]] learn that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini [[DriveLikeCrazy as recklessly]] as someone high on drugs would. This scene is made funnier in a relevant flashback with Jordan road raging while severely impaired, all while his right foot is uncomfortably propped up on the dashboard.

* The act with the Lemmon Quaaludes.
** To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaalude pills that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired after taking numerous pills, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaaludes kick in over an hour late, and hit much harder due to the higher intake. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call a private detective on a payphone and find out about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway through the call, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home. See You Are Already Intoxicated, a variation (listed under Real Life) of YouAreAlreadyDead.
** Returning home, Jordan gets into an [[MoodDissonance comically sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up]], culminating to Jordan attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the cord to Jordan's face. When Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt, Jordan does a vial of coke while a [[{{ComicStrip/Popeye}} Popeye cartoon]] plays in the background so that he can save Donny.

** To finish the act, [[BrickJoke we]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would. This scene is made funnier in a relevant flashback with Jordan attempting to do what a person with road rage would do while on cerebral palsy, while his right foot is propped up on the dashboard.

-->'''Max:''' Jordy, look what you've got here. Look at this! $26,000 for one fucking dinner!\\
'''Jordan:''' No, no, this can be explained. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. Champagne.\\

'''Jordan:''' Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. ''[to Donnie]'' And you brought in all the sides tell him about the sides.\\
'''Donnie:''' I ordered the sides, so-\\
'''Max:''' Sides?! Sides?! $26,000 worth of ''sides''?! What are these sides? They cure cancer?\\

'''Donnie:''' I'm serious I'm-\\

-->'''Nicholas:''' ''(Stops performing fellatio in surprise)'' Oh hey. Is it Wednesday already? Uuuh... ''(Turns to other guests)'' [[ImplausibleDeniability WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT IS FUCKED UP!]]

* The meal with Hanna is so surreal that it becomes hilarious. It's hard to say what makes the better punchline: Hanna shamelessly defining what they do as a racket, ''prescribing'' him to jerk off at least twice a day instead of 4 times a week (''rookie numbers''), introducing cocaine as the key of success, or his absurd humming + chest thumping. And everything is delivered completely straight by Creator/MatthewMcConaughey.

* The act with the [[spoiler:Lemmon Quaaludes]].
** [[spoiler:To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaalude pills that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired after taking numerous pills, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaaludes kick in over an hour late, and hit much harder due to the higher intake. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call a private detective on a payphone and find out about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway through the call, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home. See You Are Already Intoxicated, a variation (listed under Real Life) of YouAreAlreadyDead.]]
** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an [[MoodDissonance comically sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up]], culminating to Jordan attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the cord to Jordan's face. When Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt, Jordan does a vial of coke while a [[{{ComicStrip/Popeye}} Popeye cartoon]] plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]

** To finish the act, [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke we]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would. This scene is made funnier in a relevant flashback with Jordan attempting to do what a person with road rage would do while on cerebral palsy, while his right foot is propped up on the dashboard.]]
* When Jordan's [[spoiler:yacht threatens to sink, he sends Donnie down to grab a bag full of quaaludes]], saying in a very deranged tone of voice:
--> '''Jordan:''' [[spoiler:I will not. Die. ''Sober!'']]
* Agent Denham's line [[spoiler:after arresting Jordan.]]

* When Jordan is discussing what finally [[spoiler: got him arrested and charged; his partner Rugrat and the French banker who laundered Jordan's money in Switzerland are arrested in Florida, after Rugrat uses Stratton Oakmont to funnel drug money for the guy who founded Benihana's.]]
--> '''Jordan:''' [[spoiler:Benihana? Beni-fucking-hana?! BENI-FUCKING-HANA?!! WHY?!!! WHY, WHY GOD?! Why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?]]
** The fact that Jordan is narrating this over [[spoiler:footage from a Benihana commercial]] is icing on the cake.

--> '''Donnie:''' I'll tell you what, [[spoiler:I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.]]

* Nicholas, a gay butler Noami hired, [[spoiler:abusing his position by organizing a gay sex party at the couple's penthouse appartment while the couple is out of town. His immediate reaction after Noami unexpectedly catches him in the act, in stark contrast to his professionalism while on the job, tops this scene.]]
-->'''Nicholas:''' [[spoiler:''(Stops performing fellatio in surprise)'' Oh hey. Is it Wednesday already? Uuuh... ''(Turns to other guests)'' [[ImplausibleDeniability WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT IS FUCKED UP!]]]]
** Afterward, Jordan and his crew interrogate Nicholas [[spoiler: about money and other stuff that went missing after that gay party. When Nicholas gets defensive and accuses Jordan and Donnie gay-bashing, Chester just calmly gets up and starts beating the crap out of Nicholas. Donnie, standing close enough to get sprayed with blood, gets so horrified he has to run out onto the balcony to throw up.]]

-->'''Nicholas:''' [[spoiler:''(Stops performing fellatio in surprise)'' Oh hey. Is it Wednesday already? Uuuh... ''(Turns to other guests)'' [[ImplausibleDeniability WHAT THE FUCK! THAT IS FUCKED UP!]]]]

* The meal with Hanna is so surreal that it becomes hilarious. It's hard to say what makes the better punchline: Hanna shamelessly defining what they do as a racket, ''prescribing'' him to jerk off at least twice a day instead of 4 times a week (''rookie numbers''), introducing cocaine as the key of success, or his absurd humming + chest thumping. And everything is delivered completely straight by MatthewMcConaughey.

** [[spoiler:To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaalude pills that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired after taking numerous pills, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaaludes kick in over an hour late, and hit much harder due to the higher intake. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call a private detective on a payphone and find out about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway through the call, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home.]]

* The meal with Hanna is so surreal that it becomes hilarious, Hard to say what makes the better punchline, Hanna shamelessly defining what they do as a racket, ''prescribing'' him to jerk off at least twice a day instead of 4 times a week (''rookie numbers''), introducing cocaine as the key of success or his absurd humming + chest thumping. And everything is delivered completely straight by MatthewMcConaughey.

-->"... how'd you fuckin' ''do'' that?''

--> Nicholas: [[spoiler:*Stops performing fellatio in surprise* Oh hey. Is it Wednesday already? Uuuh...*Turns to other guests* [[ImplausibleDeniability WHAT THE FUCK! THAT IS FUCKED UP!]]]]

* Nicholas, a gay butler Noami hired, [[spoiler:abusing his position by organizing a gay sex party at the couple's penthouse apartment while the couple is out of town. His immediate reaction after Noami unexpectedly catches him in the act, in stark contrast to his professionalism while on the job, tops this scene.]]

-->"How the fuck did you do that?''

** [[spoiler:To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaalude pills that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired after taking numerous pills, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaaludes kick in over an hour late, and hit much harder due to the higher intake. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call his father on a payphone and find out about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway through the call, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home.]]