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--> ''Geralt
glares''

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--> ''Geralt
glares''
''(Geralt glares)''



--> '''Jaskier''': (while avidly taking notes) Oh this is brilliant!
--> ''crowd stares''

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--> '''Jaskier''': (while (''while avidly taking notes) notes'') Oh this is brilliant!
--> ''crowd stares''(''crowd stares'')



--> '''Villager''': (somber) He died.
''crowd murmurs''

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--> '''Villager''': (somber) (''somber'') He died.
''crowd murmurs''--> (''crowd murmurs'')



--> '''Villager''': (annoyed) Look. I was there! I saw it with my own--

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--> '''Villager''': (annoyed) (''annoyed'') Look. I was there! I saw it with my own--

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--> Jaskier: Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?
--> Geralt: *glares*
--> Jaskier: Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. That's what I thought.

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--> Jaskier: '''Jaskier''': Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?
--> Geralt: *glares*
''Geralt
glares''
--> Jaskier: '''Jaskier''': Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. That's what I thought.



--> Jaskier: (while avidly taking notes) Oh this is brilliant!
--> *crowd stares*
--> Jaskier: Oh, sorry. It's just Geralt's usually so stingy with the details. And then what happened?
--> Villager: (somber) He died. *crowd murmurs*
--> Jaskier: Eh... He's fine.
--> Villager: Look. I was there! I saw it with my own--
--> *Geralt walks in covered in guts*
--> Jaskier: See?

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--> Jaskier: '''Jaskier''': (while avidly taking notes) Oh this is brilliant!
--> *crowd stares*
''crowd stares''
--> Jaskier: '''Jaskier''': Oh, sorry. It's just Geralt's usually so stingy with the details. And then what happened?
--> Villager: '''Villager''': (somber) He died. *crowd murmurs*
died.
''crowd murmurs''
--> Jaskier: '''Jaskier''': Eh... He's fine.
--> Villager: '''Villager''': (annoyed) Look. I was there! I saw it with my own--
--> *Geralt ''Geralt walks in covered in guts*
guts''
--> Jaskier: '''Jaskier''': See?
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** Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"]]''.
** A traumatized villager is retelling the story of how "The White Wolf" was eaten whole by a ''Selkiemore'' with a mouth so big it could swallow an entire ship (complete with a horrified listening crowd and dramatic music). Then Jaskier interrupts:

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** * Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"]]''.
** * A traumatized villager is retelling the story of how "The White Wolf" was eaten whole by a ''Selkiemore'' with a mouth so big it could swallow an entire ship (complete with a horrified listening crowd and dramatic music). Then Jaskier interrupts:

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** Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"]]'' in the same conversation.

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** In this same scene, when Geralt claims Jaskier is not his friend, Jaskier simply states:
--> Jaskier: Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?
--> Geralt: *glares*
--> Jaskier: Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. That's what I thought.
** Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"]]'' in pantry"]]''.
** A traumatized villager is retelling
the same conversation.story of how "The White Wolf" was eaten whole by a ''Selkiemore'' with a mouth so big it could swallow an entire ship (complete with a horrified listening crowd and dramatic music). Then Jaskier interrupts:
--> Jaskier: (while avidly taking notes) Oh this is brilliant!
--> *crowd stares*
--> Jaskier: Oh, sorry. It's just Geralt's usually so stingy with the details. And then what happened?
--> Villager: (somber) He died. *crowd murmurs*
--> Jaskier: Eh... He's fine.
--> Villager: Look. I was there! I saw it with my own--
--> *Geralt walks in covered in guts*
--> Jaskier: See?
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** Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"]]'' in the same conversation.

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** Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"]]'' in the same conversation.conversation.
* Jaskier pushes Geralt's BerserkButton by referring to him as The Butcher Of Blaviken. Geralt punches him in the gut in response.
* When Yennefer aids a couple with *ahem* "[[TheLoinsSleepTonight marital issues]]", the mayor barges in demanding taxes from the sorceress. The afflicted man stands up to leave and is now sporting a [[RagingStiffie noticeable erection]].
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* Stregobor describing the Curse of the Black Sun to a totally uninterested Geralt: 60 women in gold crowns filling the river valleys with blood.
-->'''Geralt:''' Doesn't rhyme. All good predictions rhyme.
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* Marilka, the overly chatty alderman's daughter who shows Geralt around Blaviken.
-->'''Marilka:''' My mother says you're the offspring of foul sorcery. A demon, begotten from the pits of Hell. Have you ever been to Hell?
** Her very first lines are her cheerfully telling Geralt that she murdered a rat with a fork that morning, clearly asking for his opinion as a professional exterminator.
** She also lets Geralt know that the town wizard pays for dead creatures. And that she got 15 crowns for bringing him the family dog when it died. Mysteriously.
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** Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking his sausage in the royal pantry"]]'' in the same conversation

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** Geralt chides Jaskier for ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking his your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"]]'' in the same conversationconversation.
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** Geralt chides Jaskier for [[UnusualEuphemism "''sticking his sausage in the royal pantry''"]] in the same conversation

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** Geralt chides Jaskier for [[UnusualEuphemism "''sticking ''[[UnusualEuphemism "sticking his sausage in the royal pantry''"]] pantry"]]'' in the same conversation
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-->'''Jaskier''': ''(with no shame at all)'' Hard to say...

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-->'''Jaskier''': ''(with no shame at all)'' Hard to say...say...
** Geralt chides Jaskier for [[UnusualEuphemism "''sticking his sausage in the royal pantry''"]] in the same conversation
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-->'''Geralt''': ''(as Dandelion splashes herbs into his bath, and looking entirely unamused)'' How many of these lords want to kill you?

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-->'''Geralt''': ''(as Dandelion Jaskier splashes herbs into his bath, and looking entirely unamused)'' How many of these lords want to kill you?
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* Geralt is in the bath while speaking to Dandelion, who's attempting to persuade him to be his bodyguard at a feast. As Dandelion is talking about Queen Calanthe's betrothal and how she'll be singing praises...

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* Geralt is in the bath while speaking to Dandelion, Jaskier, who's attempting to persuade him to be his bodyguard at a feast. As Dandelion is talking about Queen Calanthe's betrothal and how she'll be singing praises...praises about his performance...



-->'''Dandelion''': ''(with no shame at all)'' Hard to say...

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-->'''Dandelion''': -->'''Jaskier''': ''(with no shame at all)'' Hard to say...

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* In the second episode, Geralt asks the Spriggan if his mother fucked a goat. A little bit later during the same fight, the Spriggan rips out a chunk of his hair and asks him if ''his'' mother fucked a snowman.

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* In the second episode, Geralt asks the Spriggan if his mother fucked a goat. A little bit later during the same fight, the Spriggan rips out a chunk of his (white) hair and asks him if ''his'' mother fucked a snowman.



-->'''Geralt:''' [[DeadpanSnarker So it seems.]]

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-->'''Geralt:''' [[DeadpanSnarker So it seems.]]]]
* Geralt is in the bath while speaking to Dandelion, who's attempting to persuade him to be his bodyguard at a feast. As Dandelion is talking about Queen Calanthe's betrothal and how she'll be singing praises...
-->'''Geralt''': ''(as Dandelion splashes herbs into his bath, and looking entirely unamused)'' How many of these lords want to kill you?
-->'''Dandelion''': ''(with no shame at all)'' Hard to say...
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-->'''Geralt:''' So it seems.

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-->'''Geralt:''' [[DeadpanSnarker So it seems.]]
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--> '''Geralt:''' Fuck.

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--> '''Geralt:''' Fuck.Fuck.
* Geralt is stopped by a guard demanding a bribe:
-->'''Guard:''' I don't make the rules but money opens all doors.
--> *Geralt digs out a large bag of coin -- and promptly knocks the guard out with it.*
-->'''Geralt:''' So it seems.
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* In the second episode, Geralt asks the Spriggan if his mother fucked a goat. A little bit later during the same fight, the Spriggan rips out a chunk of his hair and asks him if ''his'' mother fucked a snowman.

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* In the second episode, Geralt asks the Spriggan if his mother fucked a goat. A little bit later during the same fight, the Spriggan rips out a chunk of his hair and asks him if ''his'' mother fucked a snowman.snowman.
* Thinking it would get him out of town without any more entanglements, Geralt asks the Law of Surprise. What could they possibly have that they don't yet know about? Then... well, [[spoiler:the princess is pregnant]].
--> '''Geralt:''' Fuck.
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* Jaskier's reaction to finding out Geralt and Yennifer are alive after the roof collapses... and [[CoitusEnsues then that they are very alive]]. Very very alive.

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* Jaskier's reaction to finding out Geralt and Yennifer are alive after the roof collapses... and [[CoitusEnsues then that they are very alive]]. Very very alive.alive.
* In the second episode, Geralt asks the Spriggan if his mother fucked a goat. A little bit later during the same fight, the Spriggan rips out a chunk of his hair and asks him if ''his'' mother fucked a snowman.
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* Ciri's grandparents make not-so-subtle innuendo jabs at one another during an otherwise dignified knighting ceremony. Ciri can only say "Gross."

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* Ciri's grandparents make not-so-subtle innuendo jabs at one another during an otherwise dignified knighting ceremony. Ciri can only say "Gross.""
* Jaskier's reaction to finding out Geralt and Yennifer are alive after the roof collapses... and [[CoitusEnsues then that they are very alive]]. Very very alive.

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* Ciri's grandparents make not-so-subtle innuendo jabs at one another during an otherwise dignified knighting ceremony. Ciri can only say "Gross."
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-->'''Jaskier/Dandelion:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\

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-->'''Jaskier/Dandelion:''' -->'''Jaskier:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\



''(Jaskier/Dandelion then sheepishly keeps his hands away from the horse)''

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''(Jaskier/Dandelion ''(Jaskier then sheepishly keeps his hands away from the horse)''
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''(Jaskier/Dandelion then keeps his hands away from the horse)''

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''(Jaskier/Dandelion then sheepishly keeps his hands away from the horse)''
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-->'''Dandelion:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\

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-->'''Dandelion:''' -->'''Jaskier/Dandelion:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\



''(Dandelion then keeps his hands away from the horse)''

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''(Dandelion ''(Jaskier/Dandelion then keeps his hands away from the horse)''
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'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach! ''(Dandelion then keeps his hands away from the horse)''

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'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach! Roach!\\
''(Dandelion then keeps his hands away from the horse)''
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-->'''Jaskier/Dandelion:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\
'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach! ''(Jaskier then keeps his hands away from the horse)''

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-->'''Jaskier/Dandelion:''' -->'''Dandelion:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\
'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach! ''(Jaskier ''(Dandelion then keeps his hands away from the horse)''
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'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach! ''(Jaskier keeps his hands away)''

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'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach! ''(Jaskier then keeps his hands away)''
away from the horse)''
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-->'''Jaskier:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\

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-->'''Jaskier:''' -->'''Jaskier/Dandelion:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\
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* In a promotional video where he [[https://youtu.be/uUST_IQYp-o reads]] some passages of the [[Literature/TheWitcher original books]], Creator/HenryCavill has these words:

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* In a promotional video where he [[https://youtu.be/uUST_IQYp-o reads]] some passages of the [[Literature/TheWitcher original books]], Creator/HenryCavill has these words:words at the end:
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'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach!

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'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach!
Roach! ''(Jaskier keeps his hands away)''
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!!Previews

* This exchange:
-->'''Jaskier:''' ''(following a mounted Geralt on foot)'' Do not tell me this is the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself?\\
'''Geralt:''' Don't touch Roach!
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!!Promotional Material

* In a promotional video where he [[https://youtu.be/uUST_IQYp-o reads]] some passages of the [[Literature/TheWitcher original books]], Creator/HenryCavill has these words:
-->'''Henry:''' It's not easy being a witcher. Trust me, I'd know. You'd think people would be a little more grateful when you save them from monsters.
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