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-->'''D'Artagnan''': So what do we do now? What's next?\\

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-->'''D'Artagnan''': So {{So what do we do now? now}} What's next?\\



''The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as ''the entire Musketeer corps'' chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.''

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''The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as ''the '''the entire Musketeer corps'' corps''' chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.''

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* Aramis' introductory scene. He's a lovely young blonde's [[SexyPriest theology tutor]], but unfortunately she's married.
--> '''Aramis''': We must pray for our sins!\\
''(The young lady's husband, a Cardinal's guard, bursts in and fires a shot at him, missing narrowly)''\\
'''Aramis''': Second thought, God's often busy.

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* Aramis' introductory scene. He's a lovely young blonde's [[SexyPriest theology tutor]], but unfortunately she's married.
married, as he finds out when her husband comes pounding on the door.
--> '''Aramis''': We Ohh, we must pray for our sins!\\
''(The ''[the young lady's husband, a Cardinal's guard, bursts in and fires a shot at him, missing narrowly)''\\
narrowly]''\\
'''Aramis''': Second On second thought, God's often busy.busy.
** In his escape, he lands on D'Artagnan.
--->'''Aramis:''' Ah! Thank you. You broke my fall perfectly. But I do apologize for the inconvenience.



'''Athos''': ''(Porthos and Aramis arrive)'' Here come the grave diggers now.\\

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'''Athos''': ''(Porthos ''[Porthos and Aramis arrive)'' arrive]'' Here come the grave diggers gravediggers now.\\
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* Porthos claims the sash D'Artagnan just ruined was a gift from "the Queen of America." D'Artagnan calling him out on this CriticalResearchFailure is what gets him into a duel. And later he reveals himself by bringing up "the Czarina of Tokyo."

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* Porthos claims the sash D'Artagnan just ruined was a gift from "the Queen of America." D'Artagnan calling him out on this CriticalResearchFailure is what gets him into a duel. And later he reveals himself by bringing up "the Czarina of Tokyo."

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* Aramis' introductory scene. He's a lovely young blonde's [[SexyPriest theology tutor]], but unfortunately she's married.
--> '''Aramis''': We must pray for our sins!\\
''(The young lady's husband, a Cardinal's guard, bursts in and fires a shot at him, missing narrowly)''\\
'''Aramis''': Second thought, God's often busy.
* Rochefort... isn't that a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roquefort smelly kind of cheese?]]
* Porthos claims the sash D'Artagnan just ruined was a gift from "the Queen of America." D'Artagnan calling him out on this CriticalResearchFailure is what gets him into a duel. And later he reveals himself by bringing up "the Czarina of Tokyo."



* During the battle with the Cardinal's guards, the Musketeers have all defeated their opponents. Aramis points out that D'Artagnan is fighting on the roof.
--> '''Athos''': ''(in the most deadpan voice possible)'' My God, he's still alive.
* When D'Artagnan confesses to Richelieu that he was planning to join the Musketeers, Richelieu's reaction, including the tone of his voice, boils down to "You haven't read the news much lately, have you?"
-->'''Richelieu''': Bad timing.\\
'''D'Artagnan''': So I've heard.
* When rescuing D'Artagnan from execution, Aramis shoots one of the guards and makes the sign of the cross ''with the smoking pistol.''



* "The manly art of wenching." The entire scene.
* The part where the ugly dungeon guard suddenly screams at Porthos after being impaled by spikes in the back seems more funny than scary.
-->'''D'Artagnan:''' Where have you been?\\
'''Porthos:''' Taking care of something ugly!



''The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as ''the entire Musketeer corps'' chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.''
* When rescuing D'artagnan from execution, Aramis shoots one of the guards and makes the sign of the cross ''with the smoking pistol.''
* During the battle with the Cardinal's guards, the Musketeers have all defeated their opponents. Aramis points out that D'Artagnan is fighting on the roof.
--> '''Athos''': ''(in the most deadpan voice possible)'' My God, he's still alive.
* "The manly art of wenching." The entire scene.
* Porthos claims the sash D'Artagnan just ruined was a gift from "the Queen of America." D'Artagnan calling him out on this CriticalResearchFailure is what gets him into a duel. And later he reveals himself by bringing up "the Czarina of Tokyo."
* Aramis' introductory scene. He's a lovely young blonde's [[SexyPriest theology tutor]], but unfortunately she's married.
--> '''Aramis''': We must pray for our sins!\\
''(The young lady's husband, a Cardinal's guard, bursts in and fires a shot at him, missing narrowly)''\\
'''Aramis''': Second thought, God's often busy.
* When D'Artagnan confesses to Richelieu that he was planning to join the Musketeers, Richelieu's reaction, including the tone of his voice, boils down to "You haven't read the news much lately, have you?"
-->'''Richelieu''': Bad timing.\\
'''D'Artagnan''': So I've heard.
* The part where the ugly dungeon guard suddenly screams at Porthos after being impaled by spikes in the back seems more funny than scary.
-->'''D'Artagnan:''' Where have you been?\\
'''Porthos:''' Taking care of something ugly!

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''The movie ends with Girard and brothers fleeing as ''the entire Musketeer corps'' chases them, with an overhead shot of a steady stream of blue tunics down the street.''
* When rescuing D'artagnan from execution, Aramis shoots one of the guards and makes the sign of the cross ''with the smoking pistol.''
* During the battle with the Cardinal's guards, the Musketeers have all defeated their opponents. Aramis points out that D'Artagnan is fighting on the roof.
--> '''Athos''': ''(in the most deadpan voice possible)'' My God, he's still alive.
* "The manly art of wenching." The entire scene.
* Porthos claims the sash D'Artagnan just ruined was a gift from "the Queen of America." D'Artagnan calling him out on this CriticalResearchFailure is what gets him into a duel. And later he reveals himself by bringing up "the Czarina of Tokyo."
* Aramis' introductory scene. He's a lovely young blonde's [[SexyPriest theology tutor]], but unfortunately she's married.
--> '''Aramis''': We must pray for our sins!\\
''(The young lady's husband, a Cardinal's guard, bursts in and fires a shot at him, missing narrowly)''\\
'''Aramis''': Second thought, God's often busy.
* When D'Artagnan confesses to Richelieu that he was planning to join the Musketeers, Richelieu's reaction, including the tone of his voice, boils down to "You haven't read the news much lately, have you?"
-->'''Richelieu''': Bad timing.\\
'''D'Artagnan''': So I've heard.
* The part where the ugly dungeon guard suddenly screams at Porthos after being impaled by spikes in the back seems more funny than scary.
-->'''D'Artagnan:''' Where have you been?\\
'''Porthos:''' Taking care of something ugly!
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''(The young lady's husband, a Cardinal's guard, bursts in)''\\

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''(The young lady's husband, a Cardinal's guard, bursts in)''\\in and fires a shot at him, missing narrowly)''\\
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* The part where the ugly dungeon guard suddenly screams at Porthos after being impaled by spikes seems more funny than scary.

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* The part where the ugly dungeon guard suddenly screams at Porthos after being impaled by spikes in the back seems more funny than scary.
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** Meanwhile D'Artagnan is just looking at Porthos like he's crazy, [[CrazyAwesome which probably isn't too far off...]]

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** Meanwhile D'Artagnan is just looking at Porthos like he's crazy, [[CrazyAwesome [[CrazyIsCool which probably isn't too far off...]]
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'''Prothos:''' Taking care of something ugly!

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'''Prothos:''' '''Porthos:''' Taking care of something ugly!
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'''D'Artagnan''': So I've heard.

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'''D'Artagnan''': So I've heard.heard.
* The part where the ugly dungeon guard suddenly screams at Porthos after being impaled by spikes seems more funny than scary.
-->'''D'Artagnan:''' Where have you been?\\
'''Prothos:''' Taking care of something ugly!
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** [[DrunkDriver And Athos just grabs the bottle and starts chugging.]]

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** [[DrunkDriver And Athos just grabs the bottle and starts chugging.]]chugging,]] after handing the reins to D'Artagnan

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