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* From the original play & film (and reused for the 2015 show): "I've told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger!"
* One from the pilot: Oscar's date, Casey, goes to his door to cancel, due to her sister visiting, and Oscar suggests bringing her to double with Felix:
-->'''Casey:''' I can't do that to Emily, she gets so emotional and high strung--\\
''(Oscar, without looking back, opens the door the rest of the way, revealing Felix crying hysterically about his divorce. Casey's eyes widen.)''\\
'''Oscar:''' So, you'll bring Emily by?\\
'''Casey:''' It's a date.
* Oscar and Felix have to break into Ashley's place to obtain something Felix left behind after the divorce:
-->'''Oscar:''' Alright, we'll go in the back and get in the elevator and then we'll-- ''(sees Felix putting on a beanie and gloves)''...[[SarcasmMode do a series of ninja moves to get through the laser field, and then the jewels will be ours]]!
* When Dani is promoted to producer of Oscar's radio show, she hires a middle-aged British woman named Margo as his replacement assistant, who proves to be absolutely terrible at her job. How terrible, you ask?
--> '''Margo:''' Here's your coffee, sir. Two shots, one sugar, just like you like it.\\
'''Oscar:''' Thanks, Margo. ''[sips from it]'' Hmm... this is mushroom soup.
* One from the pilot: Oscar's date, Casey, goes to his door to cancel, due to her sister visiting, and Oscar suggests bringing her to double with Felix:
-->'''Casey:''' I can't do that to Emily, she gets so emotional and high strung--\\
''(Oscar, without looking back, opens the door the rest of the way, revealing Felix crying hysterically about his divorce. Casey's eyes widen.)''\\
'''Oscar:''' So, you'll bring Emily by?\\
'''Casey:''' It's a date.
* Oscar and Felix have to break into Ashley's place to obtain something Felix left behind after the divorce:
-->'''Oscar:''' Alright, we'll go in the back and get in the elevator and then we'll-- ''(sees Felix putting on a beanie and gloves)''...[[SarcasmMode do a series of ninja moves to get through the laser field, and then the jewels will be ours]]!
* When Dani is promoted to producer of Oscar's radio show, she hires a middle-aged British woman named Margo as his replacement assistant, who proves to be absolutely terrible at her job. How terrible, you ask?
--> '''Margo:''' Here's your coffee, sir. Two shots, one sugar, just like you like it.\\
'''Oscar:''' Thanks, Margo. ''[sips from it]'' Hmm... this is mushroom soup.
