History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2012Episodes

* The Critic's incredulity at the [[{{Determinator}} lengths]] Movie!Santa goes to make his delivery, even at the cost of his wife and reindeers' lives, and wonders if Real!Santa would do the same. Cue [[spoiler: Santa Christ]] appearing, having weathered three snowstorms, two tornadoes and a ''[[RuleOfThree tsunami]]'' to give the Critic a Sega Genesis...only to find out that the Critic already has one. He slams the door on the way out.

* Critic explaining that Patch's toys are falling apart and Patch is watching in horror as children cry. The Critic then proceeds to show {{Film/Arthur}} [[ActorAllusion mocking the children]].

-->*''Fade in to the scene at beginning of the film, only to cut back to the Critic''* "Okay, okay, that's not the real ending. But [[CompletelyMissingThePoint wouldn't that be awesome!?]]"

* "I've invented JAPAN!"

* Critic explaining that Patch's toys are falling apart and Patch is watching in horror as children cry. Critic then proceeds to show {{Film/Arthur}} [[ActorAllusion mocking at the children]].

* "Alaka-child-abduction"
* Critic's BlackComedy ending:
-->'''Critic:''' "This is the creepiest North Pole ever put to film! At least it would be, if this weren't all a hallucinogenic dream, followed by death." [''Cut back to the Critic''] "Okay, okay that's not the real ending, but [[CompletelyMissingThePoint wouldn't that be awesome!?]]"

* Critic explaining that Patch's toys are falling apart and Patch is watching in horror as children cry. Critic then proceeds to show {{Arthur}} [[ActorAllusion mocking at the children]].

** Which, if you think about how Channel Awesome operates, more or less guarantees that Linkara will be at least ''mentioned'', if not cameo-ing in the upcoming video(s).

* The Critic's incredulity at the [[{{Determinator}} lengths]] Movie!Santa goes to make his delivery, even at the cost of his wife and reindeers' lives, and wonders if Real!Santa would do the same. Cue [[spoiler: Santa Christ]] appearing, having weathered two snowstorms and a ''tsunami'' to give the Critic a Sega Genesis...only to find out that the Critic already has one. He slams the door on the way out.

-->'''Phelous:''': Let it go.

* The Critic begins by announcing that this is his last review of December 2011, causing Douchey [=McNitpick=] to pop up and complain that it is already January. The Critic [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim shoots him]] to [[ShutUpHannibal shut him up]].

* The Critic begins by announcing that he'll do another Christmas movie to end December, causing Douchey [=McNitpick=] to pop up and complain that Christmas is already over. The Critic [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim shoots him]] to [[ShutUpHannibal shut him up]].

-->'''Phelous:''' Let it go.

* The Critic begins by announcing that this is his last review of December 2011, causing Douchey [=McNitpick=] to pop up and complain that it is already January. The Critic [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim shoots him]] to [[ShutUpHannibal shut him up]].

* The Critic begins by announcing that this is his last review of December 2011, causing Douchey [=McNitpick=] to pop up and complain that it is already January. The Critic shoots him to shut him up.

* The Critic's incredulity at the [[Determinator lengths]] Movie!Santa goes to make his delivery, even at the cost of his wife and reindeers' lives, and wonders if Real!Santa would do the same. Cue [[spoiler: Santa Christ]] appearing, having weathered two snowstorms and a ''tsunami'' to give the Critic a Sega Genesis...only to find out that the Critic already has one. He slams the door on the way out.

* The Critic's getting choked-up over Patch's leaving scene. With one of the reindeers crying.

* The Critic's incredulity at the lengths Movie!Santa goes to make his delivery, even at the cost of his wife and reindeers' lives, and wonders if Real!Santa would do the same. Cue [[spoiler: Santa Christ]] appearing, having weathered two snowstorms and a ''tsunami'' to give the Critic a Sega Genesis...only to find that the Critic already has one. He slams the door on the way out.

* The note at the very end of the video saying ''not'' to tell [[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] he's reviewing the odd-numbered Star Trek movies next, as he'd want a cameo.

* The Critic begins by announcing that this is his last review of December 2011, causing Douchey [=McNitpick=] to pop up and complain that it is already January. Critic shoots him to shut him up.

* "Hellooo, [=eBay=]."

* Christmas II: "[[SilentNightDeadlyNight GARBAGE DAY!!!]]"

** The reenactment of John Lithgow's acting coach's instructions during that scene.

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* Reenacting the instructions of John Lithgow's acting coach during the [[LargeHam "FOR FREEEE?!"]] scene
* Christmas 2: [[SilentNightDeadlyNight GARBAGE DAY!]]
--> Phelous: Let it go.

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* The note at the very end of the video saying ''not'' to tell [[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] he's reviewing the odd-numbered Star Trek movies next, as he'd want a cameo.

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