History Funny / TheNanny

* At Fran and Maxwell's wedding when the minister asks if there is anyone who would object to the marriage Sylvia turns around and gives a DeathGlare to the attendees.

-->'''C.C:''' God I have to move out of my to get my floors redone and I can not find a kennel.

-->'''Fran:''' Chester? You're going to put Chester in a cage somewhere? Oh, I think that's terrible to a dog out of its warm, and loving environment *pauses* Hrm.. well anyway you still shouldn't do it, my uncle Mani put his dog in a kennel and he was never the same again would you like to knows what happened?

-->*Fran, Maxwell, and Niles all pause to look at her*
-->'''C.C:''' ...Nevermind how I know that.

-->'''Maxwell:''' O...(pauses, twitches as he realizes he's nearly been had) '''[[GetOut GET OUT!!!]]''' (leaps across the desk to grab her as she flees.)

* Towards the beginning of "Here Comes the Brood", [[ChildHater C.C.]] tries to win Maxwell's affections by saying she wants to spend time with the Sheffield children.
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C., this is a side of you that's rather unexpected...
-->'''C.C.:''' [[BlatantLies Maxwell, I]] ''[[BlatantLies adore]]'' [[BlatantLies children]]. It's a natural thing. A female thing.
-->'''Niles:''' I hear some females eat their young...

-->'''Grace:''' I don't wanna go to the zoo! I had a nightmare about fangs and claws and ''snarling!''
-->'''Maggie:''' Gracie, they keep the animals locked in cages.
-->'''Brighton:''' She's talking about C.C.

-->'''Grace:''' This is just how my nightmare started.
* In "Deep Throat", when C.C. is down about where she got in life:
--> '''Maxwell:''' Aw C.C., don't be so down. You got a successful career and... ({{beat}}) well, a successful career.
--> '''Niles:''' Yes, how DO you balance them both?

-->'''Fran:''' Niles, do we have any old nipples around the house?
-->(''the door opens and C.C. comes in'')
-->'''C.C.:''' Hello, hello!
-->(''Niles just bites his coat'')

-->'''Maggie:''' Hey, the baby's back!
-->'''Gracie:''' Oh, Daddy, can we keep him?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Gracie, he's not a lost puppy, he's somebody's baby.
-->'''Gracie:''' All right... can I have a puppy?
-->'''Maxwell:''' No, you cannot have a puppy.
-->'''Fran:''' Well, I don't know, it may help to fill the void after we have to give away our baby boy...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine...
-->'''Brighton:''' We need another boy in this henhouse. There is far too much "Blossom" on the tube.

-->'''Maggie:''' Oh, I can't wait to have a baby of my own...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Yes, you ''can'' wait. You can wait ''a lot''.
-->'''Brighton:''' (''cooing'') Can you say "Nintendo"?

-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell? Is everything all right? Has she been incarcerated? Did I miss it?
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C., you could show some concern for Miss Fine...
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, my concern is for you. Before Nanny Fine entered our lives, we never had to set foot in a place like this.
-->'''Hooker:''' C.C.? Girlfriend! Got you again, huh?
-->'''C.C.:''' You must have me confused with someone else... (''to Maxwell'') I've never seen this person before in my life.
-->'''Hooker:''' Ooh, is that your game? That's cool... Just stay off 2nd Avenue. Leon's looking for you.
-->'''C.C.:''' Maxwell, I swear!...
-->(''the hooker goes over to Niles, who pays her'')
-->'''Niles:''' (''handing her money'') Here you go...
-->'''Hooker:''' How'd you like it, sugar?
-->'''Niles:''' Oh, it was so good, I could do it again and again and again...

-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Gracie eating ice cream'') Oh my, would you look at this mess?
-->'''Gracie:''' I'm binging. I'm a little depressed about giving back the baby.
-->'''Fran:''' Aw, well, sweetie, we had to give him back, he wasn't ours.
-->'''Maxwell:''' That's right, he didn't belong to our family.
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two make a baby?
-->'''Fran:''' Take it away, Mr. Sheffield...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, um, we would have to be, you know, you have to be married first.
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, right, married...
-->'''Maxwell:''' There has to be an engagement...
-->'''Fran:''' I'd want a big ring, a party, don't ask...
-->'''Gracie:''' Then why don't you two get married?
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''to Fran'') I took the last one.
-->'''Fran:''' Thanks. Well, you have to be in love with the person.
-->'''Gracie:''' (''to Maxwell'') Don't you love Fran?
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, don't you love Fran?
-->'''Maxwell:''' Well, in a Nanny-friend-boss type of way...
-->'''Fran:''' Yeah, and I love your father in a "Thanks a lot, you British cold fish" type of way.
-->'''Gracie:''' But you could have a baby and get married if you wanted to?
-->'''Fran:''' Well, uh, we'd have to be best friends to see if we can live together and, of course, there'd have to be a very strong physical attraction...''(the two of them reach for the same thing, their hands brush and their eyes meet)'' Would you go to bed?!
-->(''Gracie leaves'')

* In "A Kiss is Just A Kiss", C.C. tries to ambush Maxwell with a passionate kiss...she instead gets Niles. Her horrified expression is priceless.
-->'''Niles:''' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid Was it bad for you as it was for me?]]

-->'''Fran:''' Sorry that I had to get tough with you, but you had to learn!
* In "A Fine Friendship", Fran makes friends with a male nanny named Kurt she assumed was gay so she let him into her room while she tried on clothes to decide which ones to take back. Kurt kisses her and Mr. Sheffield rushes in, thinking she kissed him. Then Fran realizes she doesn't have a shirt on and tries to get a dress on but it gets stuck so Mr. Sheffield pries it off of her, causing her to fall on the bed. Niles walks past just as this exchange happens:
-->'''Fran:''' (''with the dress over her head'') Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I'm so hot!
-->'''Maxwell:''' Don't worry, Miss Fine, we'll get it on! I can't do this: get on the bed! (''He tosses her on the bed and takes the dress off and then sees Niles in the door way grinning'')
-->'''Niles:''' If you let me tell Ms. Babcock about this, I'll work free for a year.
** You can watch the whole thing [[http://youtu.be/AihgcMDjdLQ here]]

-->'''Niles:''' Mr. Sheffield made me promise not to say a word. (''hands C.C. a piece of paper'') [[ExactWords Read this.]]
-->'''C.C.:''' (''reads the paper, steadily looking more and more devastated, then slams her head on the counter, wailing'') WHY?! (''starts tearing up'') I want to die!
-->'''Niles:''' (''with false reassurance'') There, there... (''places a cleaver in her purse'') Now don't do anything rash...

-->'''Gracie:''' I was late for ''Disney/TheLionKing'' because [[SleepCute we slept together]]!
-->'''Willie:''' So?
-->'''Grace:''' So P.S., I'm pregnant!
-->'''Willie:''' I better get a job!

-->'''Grace:''' You did this to me!
-->'''Willie:''' I know! I just wish I knew how!
* From "I've Got a Secret", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kYcix0P224 Marvin Nathan's drag performance]] as Music/{{Cher}}, full stop.
-->'''Maxwell:''' When was the last time he passed for Cher, ''Sea World''?!

-->'''Maxwell:''' I was just thinking before I hired you I never had the need for an emergency transvestite.

* A very cute little scene from "A Star is Unborn":
-->'''Fran''': ''(to Niles, since she and Mr. Sheffield aren't speaking)'' Well, you can tell Mr. Sheffield that I am a grown woman and can seek fulfillment anyway I wish and that he is a doodiehead. ''(exits the room)''
-->'''Niles''': ''(deadpan)'' To synopsize, sir...you are a doodiehead.
-->'''Maxwell''': ''(disgruntled)'' That's the part you choose to repeat?
-->'''Niles''': Translator's prerogative.
** Speaking of "A Star is Unborn, I'm surprised no one put Fran's BadBadActing as [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]].
** Not to mention the kiss that Maxwell and Fran share, followed by Fran nearly falling down the stairs due to weak knees.
* In "Everybody Needs a Bubby", Grandma Yetta stays at the Sheffields as her retirement home gets fumigated, much to the irritation of Maxwell. At one point, they smell smoke in Yetta's room, but it's not from Yetta's cigarettes.
-->'''Fran:''' (''finding Yetta in bed with an elderly man'') Oh my god, Yetta!
-->'''Yetta:''' What a coincidence! Saul said the same thing not ten minutes ago!
-->'''Maxwell:''' What the devil's burning?
-->(''the smoke is, in fact, coming from a toaster'')
-->'''Yetta:''' Oh, Saul, I ruined your bagel!
-->'''Fran:''' Oh, no, no, you can just scrape off the top. It's still good...
-->'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine!
-->'''Fran:''' What did you do with all the cream cheese?
-->(''Yetta and Saul pull the comforter up'')

-->'''Niles:''' *nonchalant* Oh, good morning, Ms. Rosenberg. Mr. Knasel.
-->'''Maxwell:''' You knew about this!?
-->'''Niles:''' Yes, my room is directly beneath theirs. *looks in room.* ''Bravo.'' *walks away, eyes wide*

-->'''C.C.:''' Oh, dear, sweet, pompous Niles. Maxwell and Nanny Fine are on the outs and there is ''nothing'' you can do to ruin this glorious feeling I have!
-->'''Niles:''' *smiling smugly* You wanna bet? ''(He urges her closer and she walks over, looking confused and a bit worried)'' Grandma Yetta, aged 80, living in a home, got a heap o'good lovin' last night. And you?
-->'''C.C.:''' ''(sadly and dejectedly walks out with her head low)'' ''I hate my'' '''''life!'''''
-->'''Niles:''' ''(takes a deep bow) Thank you! (studio audience applauds)''

* In "Strange Bedfellows", Fran gets home after a night of drunken partying, but mistakenly enters Maxwell's bedroom, taking her shoes off and getting into bed with Maxwell. The next morning, Niles finds them together and C.C. shows up announcing it's her birthday, so Niles "convinces" C.C. that she should take breakfast-in-bed to Maxwell.
-->'''C.C.:''' (''sing-song'') Maxwell... Oh, Maxwell...
-->(''C.C. draws back the curtain and screams when she sees Fran in bed with him. Her scream awakens Maxwell'')
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''surprised'') C.C., what the devil are you doing here?!
-->'''C.C.:''' What am I doing here? What is sh-she doing here?!
-->'''Maxwell:''' Who? (''he sees Fran's hair'') Oh... (''he brushes Fran's hair back'') Aah! Miss Fine?!
-->'''Fran:''' (''smacking her lips'') Oh, I'm having that dream again... (''she touches Maxwell's face, then jumps out of bed screaming, using the blanket to cover herself'') Oh, Mr. Sheffield! What are you doing in... your room?
-->'''Niles:''' (''to C.C., mockingly'') Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Miss Babcock, happy birthday to you...

-->'''Niles''': Oy. [[LampshadeHanging This is gonna take forever.]]

* In "Franny and the Professor", Fran [[GameShowAppearance goes on]] ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' and wins [[spoiler:a measly $200]] by being the only one who answers "Final Jeopardy!" correctly, but first going into overly-long detail about how she got it, leading Creator/AlexTrebek to shout [[BorrowedCatchphrase "MISS FINE!!!"]]
* The scene in "Pen Pal" where C.C. thinks Maxwell is behind her in the office and tries to seduce him. It's actually Niles. She asks him what he wants her to do and he tells her to cluck like a chicken. [[HumiliationConga She does.]] HilarityEnsues, as Lauren Lane struggles to not laugh.

--> '''C.C.:''' I loathe you.
--> '''Niles:''' I despise you.
--> '''C.C.:''' Servant.
--> '''Niles:''' Trollop.
--> '''C.C.:''' Bell-boy.
--> '''Niles:''' Brunette.
--> ''cue them begin to passionately kiss each other''

---> '''C.C.:''' Swine.
---> '''Niles:''' [[BrickJoke Chicken.]]
---> ''C.C. shivers with a perverted expression''

* This little exchange in "Val's Boyfriend":
-->'''Maxwell:''' How about I be your new best friend? What would you two normally do together?
-->'''Fran:''' Uh...make out? (''flirty smile'')

-->'''Fran:''' (''in a completely normal and deeper voice'') You know, that mustard REALLY clears up the nasal passages! (''beat'') I like it! I wonder how long it's (''switches back to her real voice'') going to last. Oh. ('''shrugs''')

* In "Oy Vey, You're Gay!", Fran finds out that Sydney Mercer, the gorgeous public relations agent Maxwell has a crush on, is actually a lesbian, meaning that she is no longer a threat. Her reaction is the best part.
-->'''Fran:''' You're ''gay''? OH, THANK GOD! (''she hugs her and then stops when she thinks about how that sounds'') Um... I'm letting go and you're not. Why?
-->'''Sydney:''' Aren't you gay, too?
-->'''Fran:''' Me? No!
-->'''Sydney:''' I just assumed. You're over 30, never been married, there's no man in your life...
-->'''Fran:''' [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Oh honey, I'm not gay. I'm just pathetic!]]

-->'''Niles:''' Did you see how many holes he has in his jeans?
-->'''Fran & C.C.:''' (''longingly'') Twelve.

* In "Val's Apartment", Val and Fran move into an apartment together. Fran spots a cockroach and tells Val to "Take off your shoe and kill it". So she takes off her shoe and stomps her bare foot on the cockroach.
** Fran's reaction makes it all the more funnier:
--->'''Fran:''' Oh my God. I've moved in with Film/ForrestGump!

-->'''C.C.:''' I'll '''KILL''' you! (She grabs a pillow and tries to smother Fran on the couch)

* In "The Party's Over", every guy Fran dances with that have some kind of flaw, she says "Have you met my friend, Val?". One of them is German with sprayed on hair that looks realistic, she tried to brush it but smeared it in a certain way, then she accidentally touched his upper lip, looking like a certain little mustache.

-->'''Uncle Manny:''' ''(to Fran)'' Is that skirt a little snug?\\

* C.C. gets big one, along with possibly her only SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Through out the episode, Niles has convinced C.C. that Maxwell has ''four'' kids, using a picture of the family with Macauley Culkin. After the whole group goes out to a show, C.C. shows up with a little boy. Niles is understandably horrified, and reveals that he lied about there being four children before he runs off to phone the police. It turns out that C.C. knew Niles was playing her all along, and hired a child actor to play the boy she "kidnapped". When she's paying him, we get this gem:

* The episode "The Fifth Wheel" when Fran and C.C. give up men after C.C. discovers the man she was talking to online was really Brighton.
** And C.C.'s reaction when she processes what really happened.

* In "Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?", Niles ''FINALLY'' [[http://youtu.be/cnCCtPsTLkY finds out what "The Thing" is]].
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''about Fran quitting'') I suppose I should've seen it coming. [[spoiler:A man can't tell a woman he loves her and then just take it back.]]
-->'''Niles:''' You ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
-->'''Grandma Eloise:''' (''walks in'') Maxwell--
-->'''Niles:''' (''stands up and points to the door'') '''GET ''OUT'', OLD WOMAN!!!'''
-->'''Grandma Eloise:''' (''leaves with a very confused look on her face'')
-->'''Niles:''' (''looks at Maxwell'') Did you just say that [[spoiler:you told Miss Fine that you loved her?]]
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''mumbling'') Mm-hm...
-->'''Niles:''' [[spoiler:And then you took it back?]]
-->'''Maxwell:''' (''mumbles'') Uh-huh...
-->'''Niles''': That's it, isn't it?! ''THAT'S "THE THING"!'' Oh, I could kick you in the seat of the pants!
-->'''Maxwell:''' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Niles:''' [[BlatantLies I said, "I need to press the pleat in your pants"]], but that's beside the point.

-->'''Maggie:''' Dad, I don’t know what you did to hurt her, but you better hope that she forgives you!
-->'''Maxwell:''' I didn’t do ''anything'' to her!
-->'''Niles:''' Bet you wish you did ''now''...

-->'''Niles:''' OW! What was that for?!
-->'''Maxwell:''' To get you back for kicking me.
-->'''Niles:''' But I ''didn’t'' kick you!
-->'''Maxwell:''' ''(mockingly)'' [[IronicEcho Bet you wish you did now!]]

* When ShipperOnDeck Niles finally gets tired of Mr. Sheffield's constant waffling about his feelings for Fran, he finally just grabs him, shakes him, and yells at him to "MAKE A MOVE!" Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
** C.C. walks by and asks an enraged Niles what they were yelling about where he tells her [[BlatantLies that he asked Maxwell to throw Fran out]]. C.C. instantly runs in and yells at Maxwell "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, JUST DO IT!!"

* "The Dinner Party", the episode after Fran and Maxwell get engaged features a classic Niles prank. He sends two tap dancers to CC's apartment and they sing this little gem (to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"): "Fran and Maxwell are engaged / It looks like you're a loser / She'll be happy all her days / And you'll become a boozer" before they dance off. The twitch Lauren Lane does at the end of the scene only adds to the moment.

* "Immaculate Concepción": After discovering Maxwell's father left his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción, Fran and Sylvia at one point decide to speak with her about the inheritance. At the hotel they meet her mother, Consuelo, who is basically a Spanish version of Sylvia right down to the size of her hair.
-->'''Sylvia''': Listen, let's not beat around the bush. WHERE... is the the [[BaitAndSwitch room service menu?]]
-->'''Consuelo''': Here it is.
-->'''Sylvia''': [[SeriousBusiness Okay]].

--->'''Sylvia''': Oh this looks like it would be enough.
--->'''Consuelo''': No no, it says served ''from'' eight to eleven.
--->'''Sylvia''': Oh. Well that's no good.

* In "Honeymoon's Overboard", Fran and Maxwell are stranded on a deserted island as something appears to sting him:
-->'''Maxwell:''' I can't feel anything in half my body.
-->'''Fran:''' Which half?
-->'''Maxwell:''' The lower half.
-->'''Fran:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
** Also in that episode, Fran has to get the poison out of Maxwell by sucking it out.
-->'''Maxwell:''' Don't swallow, or it will kill you.
-->'''Fran:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar You mean my mother was right?!]]
* In "Mom's the Word", Fran tells Sylvia she's pregnant, but then says she hasn't told Maxwell because she has a problem. Sylvia then concludes: "It's not his?"

* In the episode where Fran admits to Maxwell that she's pregnant, Yetta and Brighton go to the movies and lose one another. Yetta returns to the Sheffield House and tells C.C. what happened, and asks her not to tell Maxwell because it would devastate him.
-->'''Yetta''': The same thing happened to me in 1939. I lost my little girl, Sylvia. Never saw her again!
-->'''C.C.''' (AsideGlance): ...she's in the living room.
-->'''Yetta''': She's '''back'''?! My baby!

-->'''C.C.''': Nanny Fine is... ''pregnant''?
-->'''Niles''': That wasn't your secret?
-->'''C.C.''': No! (Cue dramatic zoom in on Niles' OhCrap expression)

-->'''C.C.:''' (''in exaggerated despair'') I have nothing to live for!\\

* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out why Niles has been trying to convince Maxwell to let him co-produce a play with him: to impress a woman he is in love with. Being the romantic that she is, Fran urges Niles to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] In walks ''C.C.''. The look on Niles’ face which clearly says, “''That’s'' who”, doubled with the look on Fran’s after she puts two-and-two together, are ''priceless''.

-->'''Niles:''' ''(dreamily)'' I love the smell of Nair that lingers when she leaves a room...
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Fran:''' ...WHO ''ARE'' YOU?! Are you telling me that all those years that you put dishwater in her coffee, and changed her lip balm for glue stick, and called her a “cow”, you were ''flirting''?!
-->'''Niles:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, no good?]]
* "Yetta's Letters": Niles' broadway song.
-->'''Niles:''' ''I scrub and I dust and I do what I must''
-->''For a millionaire with a full head of hair''
-->''But it doesn't matter what I'm paid''
-->''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar 'Cause I'm finally getting...]]''
-->'''Chorus:''' ''Six bucks an hour! Includes a room and shower!''
** [[DidYouJustHaveSex After having sex with]] [[spoiler:Niles]], C.C., often an EnemyToAllLivingThings, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness comes downstairs and starts singing and dancing with animals like a Disney princess]].

* FranDrescher's cameo as herself in the penultimate episode, talking with Fran via split-screen.
-->'''Fran Fine:''' Oh my gosh, your voice really is that nasally!
-->'''Fran Drescher:''' [[SelfDeprecation Why would I make this up?]]
** There's also a bit of CelebrityParadox at play, since in-universe Fran Drescher stars in a sitcom very similar to "The Nanny" (but it isn't).
-->'''Niles:''' My favorite character is the butler! [[EnsembleDarkhorse I think he steals the whole show!]]

--> ''cue Niles screaming in pain from another room''

--> ''C.C. hands Niles the money and looks satisfied while he seems to be thinking.''

** Speaking of "A Star is Unborn, I'm surprised no one put Fran's BadBadActing as [[RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]].

* The infamous scene from "A Close Shave" where Fran, masquerading as a nurse, is told to shave the genitals of Mr. Sheffield. It is possibly the longest period of StudioAudience laughter ever.

* The scene in "Pen Pal" where C.C. thinks Maxwell is behind her in the office and tries to seduce him. It's actually Niles. She asks him what he wants her to do and he tells her to cluck like a chicken. [[HumiliationConga She does.]] HilarityEnsues.
* Later, Niles and C.C. end up throwing insults at each other.

** And then Maxwell and Fran walk in, both with a absolutely stunned expression on their faces.
** And the kicker is that both C.C. and Niles stare at the two for a moment before acting like nothing ever happened, only to suddenly whisper more insults into each others ears at the door as if ''flirting''.
--> '''C.C.:''' Swine.
--> '''Niles:''' [[BrickJoke Chicken.]]
--> ''C.C. shivers with a perverted expression''

* In "The Nose Knows", [[https://youtu.be/1DJ8B1ek_L0 Fran and C.C. go out and have sushi]], and after being told that wasabi is like mustard, Fran smothers her sushi with and briefly passes out over how strong it is. When she wakes up, she finds her nasal voice is apparently gone.
-->'''Fran:''' Gee, you know, that mustard really clears up the nasal passages... (''beat'') I like it. I wonder how long it's (''switches back to normal voice'') gonna last?

-->'''Fran:''' You know, that mustard really clears up the nasal passages... (''beat'') I like it. I wonder how long it's (''switches back to normal voice'') gonna last?

* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out why Niles has been trying to convince Maxwell to let him co-produce a play with him: to impress a woman he is in love with. Being the romantic that she is, Fran urges Niles to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] In walks ''C.C.''. The look on Fran’s face after she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.

* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out why Niles has been trying to convince Maxwell to let him co-produce a play with him: to impress a woman he is in love with. Being the romantic that she is, Fran urges Niles to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] In walks ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face after she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.
** Then later, after [[spoiler:C.C.]] leaves the room:

** After Fran gets her tonsles removed, she can't speak. C.C. takes advantage of this by teasing and insulting her, all the while drinking a yellow liquid from a glass. Fran gleefully writes down on her whiteboard that what C.C. is drinking is not lemonade. Cue C.C.'s disgusted expression.

-->'''Maxwell:''' O...(pauses, twitches as he realizes he's nearly been had) '''[[GetOut GET OUT!!!]]''' (leaps across the desk to grab her as she flees.

** Mr. Sheffield doubts Fran's "kissing prowess", so she proves him wrong right there on the couch, inducing a PostKissCatatonia for Mr. Sheffield and dispatching him with [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome one awesome quote]]:

* C.C. gets big one, along with possibly her only CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Through out the episode, Niles has convinced C.C. that Maxwell has ''four'' kids, using a picture of the family with Macauley Culkin. After the whole group goes out to a show, C.C. shows up with a little boy. Niles is understandably horrified, and reveals that he lied about there being four children before he runs off to phone the police. It turns out that C.C. knew Niles was playing her all along, and hired a child actor to play the boy she "kidnapped". When she's paying him, we get this gem:

* When ShipperOnDeck Niles finally gets tired of Mr. Sheffield's constant waffling about his feelings for Fran, he finally just grabs him, shakes him, and yells at him to "MAKE A MOVE!" Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** Becomes a CrowningMomentOfFunny right after that: C.C. walks by and asks an enraged Niles what they were yelling about where he tells her [[BlatantLies that he asked Maxwell to throw Fran out]]. C.C. instantly runs in and yells at Maxwell "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, JUST DO IT!!"

-->[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar '''Cause I'm finally getting...'']]

--->'''C.C.''': Nanny Fine is... ''pregnant''?
--->'''Niles''': That wasn't your secret?
--->'''C.C.''': No! (Cue dramatic zoom in on Niles' OhCrap expression)

* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out why Niles has been trying to convince Maxwell to let him co-produce a play with him: to impress a woman he is in love with. Fran urges him to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] In walks ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face after she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.

* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out that Niles is trying to produce a play to impress a woman he is in love with. Fran urges him to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] In walks ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face after she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.

* In “The Producers”, Fran finds out that Niles is trying to produce a play to impress a woman he is in love with. Fran urges him to tell this woman how he feels, but he says that she’ll only ever see him as “just the help” and would never consider him. Fran then asks him, [[TemptingFate “What woman wouldn’t be thrilled to have you in her life?”]] Cue ''[[spoiler:C.C.]]''. The look on Fran’s face when she puts two-and-two together is ''priceless''.

-->'''Niles:''' *nonchalant* Oh, good morning, Ms. Rosenburg. Mr. Knasel.

-->'''Fran:''' Chester? You're going to put Chester in a cage somewhere? Oh, I think that's terrible to a dog out of it's warm, and loving environment *pauses* Hrm.. well anyway you still shouldn't do it, my uncle Mani put his dog in a kennel and he was never the same again would you like to knows what happened?

* C.C. gets big one, along with possibly her only CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Through out the episode, Niles has convinced C.C. that Maxwell has ''four'' kids, using a picture of the family with Macauly Culkin. After the whole group goes out to a show, C.C. shows up with a little boy. Niles is understandably horrified, and reveals that he lied about there being four children before he runs off to phone the police. It turns out that C.C. knew Niles was playing her all along, and hired a child actor to play the boy she "kidnapped". When she's paying him, we get this gem:

* In ''Mommy and Mai'', C.C. mentions that in an episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' she rewatched, Elaine must've been 12 months pregnant and they didn't acknowledge it. [[HideYourPregnancy Instead, they just kept hiding her behind huge props.]] [[LampshadeHanging Immediately afterward, she moves her giant bag from one shoulder to the other, picks up a potted plant and carries it out, and then brings in a poster with "Baby" on the front.]]

* "Immaculate Concepion": After discovering Maxwell's father left his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción, Fran and Sylvia at one point decide to speak with her about the inheritance. At the hotel they meet her mother, Consuelo, who is basically a Spanish version of Sylvia right down to the size of her hair.

* The implication that C.C.'s and Niles quips repeat regularily:
--> '''Fran:''' It's monday morning which means Mrs. Babcock has just arrived. She's handing Niles her coat. She's saying "Careful, I just cleaned my fur" to which he responds "Well, don't cough up any hairballs". Aaand right about now she's getting even with him.