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* Urdnot Bakar, a krogan commando, [[DivingSave saves]] Maximus Benessius from getting hit with a Thanix Cannon, though he gets [[ConvectionSchmonvection his hump]] [[AvertedTrope burned off]] in the process. As he's being medevaced, he does his best to cuss at and chew out Maximus for being a dumbass. Years later, Bakar is a cadet at Cipritine Hill Services Academy... and his drill instructor is Maximus.

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* Urdnot Bakar, a krogan commando, [[DivingSave saves]] Maximus Benessius from getting hit with a Thanix Cannon, though he gets [[ConvectionSchmonvection his hump]] [[AvertedTrope burned off]] in the process. As he's being medevaced, he does his best to cuss at and chew out Maximus for being a dumbass. Years later, Bakar is a cadet at Cipritine Hill Services Academy...Academy, with the goal of taking part in the Krogan military reformation... and his drill instructor is Maximus.
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* Urdnot Bakar, a krogan commando, saves Maximus Benessius from getting hit with a Thanix Cannon, though he gets his hump burned off in the process. As he's being medevaced, he does his best to cuss at and chew out Maximus for being a dumbass. Years later, Bakar is a cadet at Cipritine Hill Services Academy... and his drill instructor is Maximus.

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* Urdnot Bakar, a krogan commando, saves [[DivingSave saves]] Maximus Benessius from getting hit with a Thanix Cannon, though he gets [[ConvectionSchmonvection his hump hump]] [[AvertedTrope burned off off]] in the process. As he's being medevaced, he does his best to cuss at and chew out Maximus for being a dumbass. Years later, Bakar is a cadet at Cipritine Hill Services Academy... and his drill instructor is Maximus.
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* Urdnot Bakar, a krogan commando, saves Maximus Benessius from getting hit with a Thanix Cannon, though he gets his hump burned off in the process. As he's being medevaced, he does his best to cuss at and chew out Maximus for being a dumbass. Years later, Bakar is a student at Cipritine Hill Services Academy... and his drill instructor is Maximus.

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* Urdnot Bakar, a krogan commando, saves Maximus Benessius from getting hit with a Thanix Cannon, though he gets his hump burned off in the process. As he's being medevaced, he does his best to cuss at and chew out Maximus for being a dumbass. Years later, Bakar is a student cadet at Cipritine Hill Services Academy... and his drill instructor is Maximus.
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* How do krogan and turian troops at Firebase Arterius pass the time? Come up with even more ridiculous and inventive ways of [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up Reapers.]] Let the turians play with the Graal spike thrower shotguns; The turians get a kick at how gruesome it is on its targets, the krogan get a kick out of watching the turians try to handle the recoil and aim leading. Or maybe roll useless fuel barrels down the hill, watching it squish hapless husks, and then shoot the barrel at the bottom. Or maybe take a brace of grenades, set them to proximity fuse, and roll them down the hill...

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* How do krogan and turian troops at Firebase Arterius pass the time? Come up with even more ridiculous and inventive ways of [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up Reapers.]] Let the turians play with the Graal spike thrower shotguns; The turians get a kick at how gruesome it is on its targets, the krogan get a kick out of watching the turians try to handle the recoil and aim leading. Or maybe roll useless fuel barrels down the hill, watching it squish hapless husks, and then [[ExplodingBarrels shoot the barrel barrel]] at the bottom. Or maybe take a brace of grenades, set them to proximity fuse, and roll them down the hill...
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* A turian Blackwatch Sergeant drops into Palaven, crashlanding into a shop. An adult toys shop. And she's half-buried in the merchandise. Surprisingly, the Reapers ignored the shop.
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* Service Chief Solana Optimi was lucky enough to make it to the surface alive in her orbital drop glider during the opening of FORWARD FLAME, despite a crash-landing. However... the location of her landing site was rather embarassing: a sex shop. Another nearby landed soldier found it hilarious, until she threatened to shove a toy up his ass if he didn't stop laughing and helped her out.

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* Service Chief Solana Optimi was lucky enough to make it to the surface alive in her orbital drop glider during the opening of FORWARD FLAME, despite a crash-landing. However... the location of her landing site was rather embarassing: a sex shop. Another nearby landed soldier found it hilarious, until she threatened to shove a toy up his ass if he didn't stop laughing and helped help her out.
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* Service Chief Solana Optimi was lucky enough to make it to the surface alive in her orbital drop glider, despite a crash-landing. However... the location of her landing site was rather embarassing: a sex shop. Another nearby landed soldier found it hilarious, until she threatened to shove a toy up his ass if he didn't stop laughing and helped her out.

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* Service Chief Solana Optimi was lucky enough to make it to the surface alive in her orbital drop glider, glider during the opening of FORWARD FLAME, despite a crash-landing. However... the location of her landing site was rather embarassing: a sex shop. Another nearby landed soldier found it hilarious, until she threatened to shove a toy up his ass if he didn't stop laughing and helped her out.
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* Service Chief Solana Optimi was lucky enough to make it to the surface alive in her orbital drop glider. However... the location of her landing site was rather embarassing: a sex shop. Another nearby landed soldier found it hilarious, until she threatened to shove a toy up his ass if he didn't stop laughing and helped her out.

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* Service Chief Solana Optimi was lucky enough to make it to the surface alive in her orbital drop glider.glider, despite a crash-landing. However... the location of her landing site was rather embarassing: a sex shop. Another nearby landed soldier found it hilarious, until she threatened to shove a toy up his ass if he didn't stop laughing and helped her out.

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* How do krogan and turian troops at Firebase Arterius pass the time? Come up with even more ridiculous and inventive ways of [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up Reapers.]]

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* How do krogan and turian troops at Firebase Arterius pass the time? Come up with even more ridiculous and inventive ways of [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up Reapers.]]]] Let the turians play with the Graal spike thrower shotguns; The turians get a kick at how gruesome it is on its targets, the krogan get a kick out of watching the turians try to handle the recoil and aim leading. Or maybe roll useless fuel barrels down the hill, watching it squish hapless husks, and then shoot the barrel at the bottom. Or maybe take a brace of grenades, set them to proximity fuse, and roll them down the hill...



* Patrus Castellus, XO of the carrier ''Example'', takes it upon himself to visit the family of [[spoiler: Captain Irenna Ixius, who has been declared dead after a DyingMomentOfAwesome, to inform them personally that she had been declared KIA, after 3 years of being declared MIA. Except that the person greeting him at the door is '''[[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Captain Ixius herself]]''', who tells him she didn't get the memo.]]

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* Patrus Castellus, XO of the carrier ''Example'', takes it upon himself to visit the family of [[spoiler: Captain Irenna Ixius, who has been declared dead after a DyingMomentOfAwesome, to inform them personally that she had been declared KIA, after 3 years of being declared MIA. Except that the person greeting him at the door is '''[[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Captain Ixius herself]]''', who tells him she didn't get the memo.]]]]
* Service Chief Solana Optimi was lucky enough to make it to the surface alive in her orbital drop glider. However... the location of her landing site was rather embarassing: a sex shop. Another nearby landed soldier found it hilarious, until she threatened to shove a toy up his ass if he didn't stop laughing and helped her out.
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* Patrus Castellus, XO of the carrier ''Example'', takes it upon himself to visit the family of [[spoiler: Captain Irenna Ixius, who has been declared dead after a DyingMomentOfAwesome, to inform them personally that she had been declared KIA, after 3 years of being declared MIA. Except that the person greeting him at the door is '''[[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Captain Ixius herself.,]]''' who tells him she didn't get the memo.]]

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* Patrus Castellus, XO of the carrier ''Example'', takes it upon himself to visit the family of [[spoiler: Captain Irenna Ixius, who has been declared dead after a DyingMomentOfAwesome, to inform them personally that she had been declared KIA, after 3 years of being declared MIA. Except that the person greeting him at the door is '''[[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Captain Ixius herself.,]]''' herself]]''', who tells him she didn't get the memo.]]
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* Patrus Castellus, XO of the carrier ''Example'', decides to visit the family of [[spoiler: Captain Irenna Ixius, who has been declared dead after a DyingMomentOfAwesome, to inform them personally of her death. Except that the person greeting him at the door is '''[[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Captain Ixius herself.,]]''' who tells him she didn't get the memo.]]

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* Patrus Castellus, XO of the carrier ''Example'', decides takes it upon himself to visit the family of [[spoiler: Captain Irenna Ixius, who has been declared dead after a DyingMomentOfAwesome, to inform them personally that she had been declared KIA, after 3 years of her death.being declared MIA. Except that the person greeting him at the door is '''[[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Captain Ixius herself.,]]''' who tells him she didn't get the memo.]]
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* How do krogan and turian troops at Firebase Arterius pass the time? Come up with even more ridiculous and inventive ways of [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up Reapers.]]

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* How do krogan and turian troops at Firebase Arterius pass the time? Come up with even more ridiculous and inventive ways of [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up Reapers.]]
* Urdnot Bakar, a krogan commando, saves Maximus Benessius from getting hit with a Thanix Cannon, though he gets his hump burned off in the process. As he's being medevaced, he does his best to cuss at and chew out Maximus for being a dumbass. Years later, Bakar is a student at Cipritine Hill Services Academy... and his drill instructor is Maximus.
* Patrus Castellus, XO of the carrier ''Example'', decides to visit the family of [[spoiler: Captain Irenna Ixius, who has been declared dead after a DyingMomentOfAwesome, to inform them personally of her death. Except that the person greeting him at the door is '''[[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Captain Ixius herself.,]]''' who tells him she didn't get the memo.
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* A turian Blackwatch Sergeant drops into Palaven, crashlanding into a shop. An adult toys shop. And she's half-buried in the merchandise. Surprisingly, the Reapers ignored the shop.

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* A turian Blackwatch Sergeant drops into Palaven, crashlanding into a shop. An adult toys shop. And she's half-buried in the merchandise. Surprisingly, the Reapers ignored the shop.shop.
* How do krogan and turian troops at Firebase Arterius pass the time? Come up with even more ridiculous and inventive ways of [[StuffBlowingUp blowing up Reapers.]]
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* Just before the deployment for SLENDER SCALPEL, a turian Corporal in the 52nd Recon Legion develops a cough and is told to sit out the mission. He goes, "Fuck that", and jumps onto a shuttle at the last minute, so that he can go to war with his buddies... and finds out he got on the wrong shuttle.
* A turian Blackwatch Sergeant drops into Palaven, crashlanding into a shop. An adult toys shop. And she's half-buried in the merchandise. Surprisingly, the Reapers ignored the shop.

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