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** Jar Jar Binks {{blowing a raspberry}} to the tune of "Yankee Doodle".
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-->'''Donald Trump''': These things can blend anything. Watch this. (starts throwing the following into the blender:) Apple, bannana, orange, pine-apple, coconut, ham-mer, screw-driver, [[WhatWereYouThinking gasoline, lighter!]] Check this out!
-->''(the blender starts blending these things, as one of the interviewers just looks at Trump. Eventually, the blender ignites and explodes, sending it flying out of the stadium.)
-->'''Donald Trump''': ({{beat}}) I'm sorry...

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-->'''Donald --->'''Donald Trump''': These things can blend anything. Watch this. (starts throwing the following into the blender:) Apple, bannana, banana, orange, pine-apple, coconut, ham-mer, screw-driver, [[WhatWereYouThinking gasoline, lighter!]] Check this out!
-->''(the
out!\\
''(the
blender starts blending these things, as one of the interviewers just looks at Trump. Eventually, the blender ignites and explodes, sending it flying out of the stadium.)
-->'''Donald
)''\\
'''Donald
Trump''': ({{beat}}) I'm sorry...
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*** "Life is your restaurant and I'm VideoGame/MegaMan!"

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*** "Life is your restaurant and I'm VideoGame/MegaMan!"[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Mega Man]]!"

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** "Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. Rule number two: I can't kill anybody else. Rule number three: I can't make anybody fall in love with the dead. Rule number four: (Genie plays Stars and Stripes Forever)"

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** "Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. Rule " \\
"Rule
number two: [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I can't kill anybody else. Rule else]]." \\
"Rule
number three: I can't make anybody fall [[ILoveTheDead in love with the dead. Rule dead]]." \\
"Rule
number four: (Genie ''(Genie plays Stars and Stripes Forever)"Forever)''"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnH4zb9EGvg Lord of the rings - Lord of the HellHobbit]]
** Gandalf doesn't want to share information:
-->'''Frodo:''' What news of the outside world? Tell me everything.
-->'''Gandalf:''' No.
-->'''Frodo:''' Tell me everything.
-->'''Gandalf:''' ''No.''
-->'''Frodo:''' Tell me everything.
-->'''Gandalf:''' Silence.
-->'''Frodo:''' Go on, tell me everything.
-->'''Gandalf:''' NO!
-->'''Frodo:''' Tell me everything.
-->'''Gandalf:''' Don't tempt me, Frodo!
-->''[beat]''
-->'''Frodo:''' Go on, tell me everything.
-->'''Gandalf:''' [[SuddenlyShouting FUCK! YOOOOOU!]]
-->'''Frodo:''' All right, then, keep your secrets.
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The T-850 lists off four ''more'' names while John and Kate's normal conversation form the movie plays.

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The T-850 lists off four ''more'' names while John and Kate's normal conversation form from the movie plays.
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** This conversation:
--> '''John:''' So this, this Terminatrix, how many others does she have on her hit list?\\
'''Terminator:''' Twenty-two. Anderson, Elizabeth. Anderson, William. Barrera, Jose. Brewster, Robert.\\
'''Kate:''' My father?!\\
'''Terminator:''' William, Jose. Brewster, Barrera. Elizabeth, William. Robert, William.\\
'''Kate:''' She's gonna kill my ''father'', too?!\\
'''Terminator:''' [[OverlyLongGag Anderson, Jose. Barrera, Brewster. Barrera, Robert.]]\\
The T-850 lists off four ''more'' names while John and Kate's normal conversation form the movie plays.
** "General Robert Brewster is program director of CRSRCS. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Cyber Research Systems Research Cyber Systems]]."

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** "Arabian cake!"
** "[[RuleOfThree Arabian cock!]]" (Censored screen where they can't show it)

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** *** "Arabian cake!"
** *** "[[RuleOfThree Arabian cock!]]" (Censored screen where they can't show it)



--> '''Guard:''' You won't get away so easyseasy!
--> '''Aladdin:''' You think that was easyseasy?
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--> '''Razoul:''' You two, over that way, and you, [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK OFF]]!

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--> '''Guard:''' You won't get away so easyseasy!
-->
easyseasy! \\
'''Aladdin:''' You think that was easyseasy?
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-->
easyseasy? \\
'''Razoul:''' You two, over that way, and you, [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK OFF]]!



** "If I do marry, I want it to be for the lulz!"

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** "If **
--> '''Sultan:''' The law says you must be married to Music/{{Prince}}, by your next birthday. \\
'''Jasmine:''' The law is wrong. \\
'''Sultan:''' '''''[[Film/JudgeDredd You betrayed the law!]]''''' \\
'''Jasmine:''' If
I do marry, I want it to be for the lulz!"lulz!



** "Would the lady like a '''''FISH?'''''

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** *** "Would the lady like a '''''FISH?'''''



** "Do you smoke? Mind if I doo-doo?"
** "Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for dick!"
** "Life is your restaurant and I'm VideoGame/MegaMan!"
** The applause sign buzzing to [[Franchise/StarWars the Imperial March]].

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** *** "Do you smoke? Mind if I doo-doo?"
** *** "Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for dick!"
** *** "Life is your restaurant and I'm VideoGame/MegaMan!"
** *** The applause sign buzzing to [[Franchise/StarWars the Imperial March]].



--> '''Genie''': How about it? What is it you want most?
--> '''Aladdin''': Well, there's this girl...
--> '''Genie''': EH! Wrong! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can't kill anybody, remember?]]

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--> '''Genie''': How about it? What is it you want most?
-->
most? \\
'''Aladdin''': Well, there's this girl...
-->
girl... \\
'''Genie''': EH! Wrong! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can't kill anybody, remember?]]
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--> '''Merry''': RICEcrispies.

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--> '''Merry''': RICEcrispies.[=RICEcrispies=].



'''Kili:''' You must be Mr. [[Videogame/SuperMario64 Bob-Omb!]] \\

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'''Kili:''' You must be Mr. [[Videogame/SuperMario64 [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Bob-Omb!]] \\



** Aladdin falling off a building, immediately followed by Abu blinking to the death music from ''Videogame/SuperMarioBros''

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** Aladdin falling off a building, immediately followed by Abu blinking to the death music from ''Videogame/SuperMarioBros''''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1''



** Abu being sent into a hidden room in ''Videogame/SuperMarioBros'' after being tossed through a pot.

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** Abu being sent into a hidden room in ''Videogame/SuperMarioBros'' ''Videogame/SuperMarioBros1'' after being tossed through a pot.



** "One scene in particular, Leslie Jones shits on Kate McKinnon's face, and everyone in the audience climaxed."

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** "One scene in particular, Leslie Jones shits on Kate McKinnon's [=McKinnon's=] face, and everyone in the audience climaxed."
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--> '''Denethor:''' [[SuddenlyShouting BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR!]] Not some [[StupidStatementDanceMix wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz-wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz, wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz-wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz]] wizard! *cue falling-into-chair WTF montage while Faramir watches silently*

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--> '''Denethor:''' [[SuddenlyShouting BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR!]] Not some [[StupidStatementDanceMix [[VoiceClipSong wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz-wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz, wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz-wiz-a-wiz-a-wiz]] wizard! *cue falling-into-chair WTF montage while Faramir watches silently*

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