History Funny / TheMagnificentKotobuki

* Chika is introduced by getting in a fight with the town's vigilante. She's doing surprisingly good in it, considering she's in crutches. The vigilante captain she smacks with her crutches accidentally knocks Kylie's pancake. Kylie, unsurprisingly, doesn't take it well.

* When Chika says that they should just [[LeeroyJenkins fly to the Elite Force's hideout with their guns blazing]], Leona asks if she wants to replicate Torihei's stunt of jumping down on the Raiden in the middle of the dogfight. [[FearlessFool Chika loudly claims that she would]], while Kate deadpans under her breath that she won't. Chika immediately turns to her, annoyed.

** Torihei, finally waking up from his stupor, screams that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint the Kotobuki are after his daughter's paintings]]. One of his lackey reminds him that they're most likely after the Raiden.
* Zara gets caught snooping around the paintings and winds up modeling for the artist girl (who has the key to the Raiden's locked wheel chocks). Suddenly, mutineers loyal to the HR-department head burst in and try to take both girls hostage at gunpoint, only for Zara to beat them up before they can even shoot. The last guy goes down as Zara [[GroinAttack kicks him in the crotch]]. Ouch!

* When there's a report of pirate attack, Nazarene got sidelined to patrol somewhere far from the supposed ensuing fight. [[TemptingFate Adolfo grumbles that he might not get any action]], only for Fernando to warn him something is in his 2 o'clock. Adolfo ask if it's some hot chick and gets an eyeful of the entire sky pirate squadron.
** Adolfo accuses Kotobuki of delaying their take off so they can BigDamnHero the glory out of the battle. Emma snidely says yes, perhaps they are, and the Nazarenes better buzz off now that they're out of ammunition and therefore useless.

* The episode opens with Captain Dodo screeching at Chika's anomalocaris plushy, feeling threaten at this new mascot. When Chika tries to defend it, the Captain instead attacks Chika.

* The Nazarene Squadron, reduced to just Fernando and Adolfo, has found no luck in recruiting new members, despite their nice-looking recruitment ad. Their not-so-great combat record-to-date doesn't help. One recalls that Adolfo won't impress any pretty girls with his measly kill-count of 11 bandits compared to his embarrassing "salvaged airplane" record. And itching to get into action isn't always a good idea, as a bunch of pirates in Ki-84 Hayate fighters come to raze Nanko's oil refinery to the ground.

* After Johnny shoots the hijackers that keep the bridge crew hostage, he agrees to subdue the rest of the hijackers after the Madame agrees to talk with his wife about his gun obsession. Guns? What guns? The guns he keeps strapped to the rotating panel in the countertop. Kylie however, under the impression that Johnny's wife is dead from a previous conversation, thinks that Madame Lulu is a spirit medium.

''*cue a mass of wires tangled in the between of two kokeshi dolls and a natto's straw package''\\

* Kylie is playing with Leona's orphanage kids in a game of kicking can. She finds one of the kids named Miyuri by her shadow, claiming a victory, but Miyuri retorts that though Kylie wins in a hide-and-seek, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion she might never find her purpose in life like she does with the game]]. Kylie tries to laugh it off, but failing miserably.

* When an outraged Julia arrives to the Hagoromo after being ousted as Councilor, the Kotobuki girls have reactions a bit [[ComicallyMissingThePoint off about the point]] of her ranting.

* While Saneatsu is brooding in his room for being unable to express his true feelings for Lulu, Captain Dodo barges in the room, kicking the door out. The Captain then notices Lulu's picture in the bunk's ceiling, seemingly realizes [[ADateWithRosiePalms its implication]], before screaming in horror and Saneatsu desperately tries to cover the bird's eyes.

* The fact that Saneatsu avoided being captured because he had a PottyEmergency and was at the bathroom when the whole thing started. Even funnier is that the hijackers, who seem really careful about [[SarcasmMode not letting anything or anyone surprise them,]] totally forgot to check the toilet stalls in the first place when searching for crewmen to take hostage. He then spent his times stealthily hiding inside the zeppelin's floor vent, lying down where the pirates unwittingly step on his face.

** While crossing with awesome, the fact that Allen is an excellent machine-gunner after drinking alcohol. How he also managed to smuggle a Type 92 Lewis Gun into the plane without anyone noticing is nearly beyond common sense.

* Adolfo tries to impress Naomi by shooting down a fighter that was going after her, not realizing that she's maneuvering to shoot it down herself. Instead she chews him out for breaking formation and not paying attention to his surroundings.
* When Geurdeau's assistant reveals himself as a double-agent, he dons a parachute and slaps his resignation letter on Geurdeau's face, before jumping off Porokka's flag zeppelin.

* When Chika gets shot down, she's blindly firing in rage as she uncontrollably whirls down the sky. She nails an enemy Hayate that shot her down before ditching her plane with a parachute, before complaining that someone down there might peek up her skirt. She's later seen deliriously swaying and smiling dumbly at Emma when she's steadying her after she is rescued.

* After taking down [[spoiler:the Sabre-Dog jet]], Chika gloats that she and Kylie are geniuses, only to immediately get shot down by Isao.

-->''Zara''': "You're the worst!"

--->'''Isao''': "I'll keep that in mind."

--->''Zara''': "You're the worst!"

* After Johnny subduing the hijackers that keep the bridge crew hostage, Johnny agrees to subdue the rest of the hijackers after the Madame agrees to talk with his wife about his gun obsession. Kylie however, under the impression that Johnny's wife is dead from a previous conversation, thinks that Madame Lulu is a spirit medium.
** Awesomeness from Johnny, the bartender. He takes out lots of hijackers by himself like it's [[GunKata a serious action movie]] - and then goes right back to whining about his wife leaving him for taking up arms.

* Leona takes down Isao's butler by stalling right into his plane's nose. The usually straight-faced man makes the [[NotSoStoic same exaggerated surprised face as his master]] and, as he uncontrollably falls down, his plane smacks into the crane he uses to wreak Zara's plane. He's later seen in tatter.
** Leona's Hayabusa is later seen with one of the butler's Ki-64 propeller blade lodged in its tail.

* The Nazarene Squadron, reduced to just Fernando and Adolfo, has found no luck in recruiting new members, despite their nice-looking recruitment ad. Their not-so-great combat record-to-date doesn't help. One recalls that Adolfo won't impress any pretty girls with his measly kill-count of 11 bandits compared to his embarrassing "salvaged airplane" record. And itching to get into action isn't always a good idea, as a bunch of pirates in Ki-84 Hayate fighters come to raze Nonko's oil refinery to the ground.

* The pirates hijack the ''Hagoromo'' by [[RefugeInAudacity rushing headlong on Leona to get past her guard, landing on the zeppelin's hangar, and shooting the hell out of the doors to prevent the zeppelin's crew from stopping the other pirates from boarding her]]. Natsu screams at the ensuing mess, trying to pick a fight with a wildly spinning plane spraying bullets everywhere, and her crew has to pull her off lest she gets herself shot.

* Awesomeness from Johnny, the bartender. He takes out lots of hijackers by himself like it's [[GunKata a serious action movie]] - and then goes right back to whining about his wife leaving him for taking up arms.

* While crossing with awesome, the fact that Allen is an excellent machine-gunner after drinking alcohol. How he also managed to smuggle a Type 92 Lewis Gun into the plane without anyone noticing is nearly beyond common sense.

* Adolfo tries to impress Naomi by shooting down a fighter that was going after her. Instead she chews him out for breaking formation and not paying attention to his surroundings.

* Johnny still whines about his wife, Miki, not talking to him. It seems Madame Lulu told her it's okay to ditch Johnny.

* While Saneatsu is brooding in his room for being unable to express his true feelings for Lulu, Captain Dodo barges in the room, and when it notices Lulu's picture in the ceiling, Saneatsu desperately tries to cover the bird's eyes.
* The engine throttle setting for Hagoromo's suicide mission is "hell speed." You think about it...

** This is a bit heart-warming as well, since after the battle ends, Fernando conducts an impromptu marriage ceremony over the radio for Adolfo and Naomi, asking Naomi if she will really accept Adolfo in spite of his flaws. Naomi accepts Adolfo's proposal.

** Adolfo accuses Kotobuki of delaying their take off so they can BigDamnHero the glory out of the battle. Emma snidely says yes, perhaps they are, and the Nazarenes better buzz off now they're out of ammunition and therefore useless.

* Young Kylie's first conversation with her would-be mentor;

* Kylie kept pestering Old Sabu to teach her about the Yufang. She somehow ended up flipping his two bookshelves during a fit.

* The purple snake-marked Zero (which has decided not to shoot Kylie this episode) lines up for landing, only for Kylie to chase it around Rahama in a grudge-fueled attempt to shoot it down. Both the Zero and Kylie's Hayabusa run out of gas, and make forced landings in the town--aimed at each other. The planes drag to a halt just before their propeller spinners touch. Kylie jumps out with a wrench, screaming at the Zero. The Zero's pilot jumps out. Turns out it's a beautiful woman, Naomi, who immediately gets into an argument with Kylie.

* After Isao's guys whittle the Elite Force down to Torihei and the artist girl in their Suisei dive-bomber, the duo spots their former HR-department head, decides to add to their numbers by having the girl ''literally'' jump down and hijack the latter's plane in the heat of the moment, akin on how Torihei did it the first time. It works, as the HR-department head quickly bails in fear (a pistol shot next to your ear is quite scary, especially if you can't shoot back).

** Torihei, finally waking up from his stupor. screaming that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint the Kotobuki are after his daughter's paintings]]. One of his lackey reminds him that they're most likely after the Raiden.
* Zara has to model for the artist girl who has the key to the Raiden. Suddenly, mutineers loyal to the [=HR=] department head burst in and try to take both girls hostage at gunpoint, only for Zara to beat them up before they can even shoot. The last guy goes down as Zara [[GroinAttack kicks him in the crotch]]. Ouch!

* Kylie kept pestering Old Sabu to teach her about the Yufang. She somehow ended up flipping his two bookshelves.

* Kylie finds out that she's flying against Kate with a handicap and grumbles about it at lunch. The other Kotobuki then piles her with compliments, making her blush from the praises, before [[WartsAndAll they proceeds to pile her honest insults]], which blows her confidence down.

* Kylie and Chika eavesdropping at a hospital window. Which window, you ask? The window of Allen's room. Allen pops out to tell them he already knew they were eavesdropping, and then Kate shows up behind the two younger girls when they ask if she also knew. Then again, they're not very stealthy about it.
* Kylie complains that she has to fly the bomber instead of her own plane. Leona reminds her that in the previous episode, her plane basically got shot down for no reason. [[{{Angrish}} Kylie makes a strange angry noise at this]].

* Kate commands that Kylie should only drop the bomb 200 meters away from the ground because she's manually lighting up the fuse. Kylie then suggests that maybe they should drop it earlier than that and Kate immediately rejects it, from which Kylie screams that she's clenching her butt so hard right now.

* Awesomeness from Johnny, the bartender. He takes out lots of hijackers by himself like it's {{GunKata a serious action movie}}-and then goes right back to whining about his wife leaving him for taking up arms.

* After Isao's guys whittle the Elite Force down to Torihei and Anesan in their Suisei dive-bomber, the duo spots their former HR-department head, decides to add to their numbers by having Anesan ''literally'' jump down and hijack the latter's plane in the heat of the moment, akin on how Torihei did it the first time. It works.

* Chik shouts at the other pilots that she might see Kate finally smiling. Cut to Kate's blank face, and everyone admits that they might seeing things.

* After Isao's guys whittle the Elite Force down to Torihei and Anesan in their Suisei dive-bomber,

* Zara disguises herself as a burlesque dancer, charming off the majority of the Elite Force. Torihei buys her drinks and, when she challenges him for a drinking contest, gets knocked out in just one glass. Zara then turns to the rest of the smitten boys watching them. [[JumpCut Cut to the entire room getting wasted]], the background music dies with them, as Zara has a small talk with the bartender.

* Zara has to model for the artist girl, Anesan, who has the key to the Raiden. Suddenly, mutineers loyal to the [=HR=] department head burst in and try to take both girls hostage at gunpoint, only for Zara to beat them up before they can even shoot. The last guy goes down as Zara [[GroinAttack kicks him in the crotch]]. Ouch!

* Kylie and Chika eavesdropping at a hospital window. Which window, you ask? The window of Allen's room. Allen pops out to tell them he already knew they were eavesdropping, and then Kate shows up behind the two younger girls when they ask if she also knew.

* Awesomeness from Johnny, the bartender. He takes out lots of hijackers by himself-and then goes right back to whining about his wife leaving him.

* While Saneatsu is brooding in his room for being unable to express his true feelings for Lulu, Captain Dodo barges in the room, and when it notices Lulu's picture in the sealing, Saneatsu desperately tries to cover the bird's eyes.
* The engine throttle setting for Hagoromo's suicide mission is "hellfire." You think about it...
* Adolfo tries to propose to Naomi. She tells him to save those words, since there's no guarantee they'll survive the fight.

* Just as Adolfo tries to impress Naomi by shooting down a fighter that was going after her. Instead she chews him out for breaking formation and not paying attention to his surroundings.

* Rahama's mayor tries to join the Kotobuki girls with his Raiden in their surprise rocket attack upon Isao's heavy bombers, only for his plane to stall and plummet because its engine couldn't withstand the cold temperature of higher altitudes.

* When Zara claims that Rohta Airfield has vending machines, Kylie, Chika, and (again surprisingly) Kate get excited. When they find out pirates were shooting out the machine, they (yes, Kate too) claim that ThisIsUnforgivable.

* Passing through the canyon to the hideout, Chika accidentally causes a landslide by grazing a rock formation with her wings. She has an OhCrap face on, while Emma in Zara's plane wildly rolls up from the landslide, likely cursing her profusely in radio silent.

---> '''Johnny''': Maybe...
---> ''*cue a mass of wires tangled in the between of two kokeshi dolls and a natto's straw package''
---> '''Johnny''': [[{{Understatement}} ...an hour]]?

* The fact that Saneatsu avoided being captured because he had a PottyEmergency and was at the bathroom when the whole thing started. Even funnier is that the hijackers, who seem really careful about [[SarcasmMode not letting anything or anyone surprise them,]] totally forgot to check the toilet stalls in the first place when searching for crewmen to take hostage.

* Again, Saneatsu's actual contribution to bashing the hijackers. Madame Lulu has a gun while Saneatsu is entrusted with a deck brush. Never underestimate the power of a broom when its user has the element of surprise.

* Saneatsu tries to lift Kylie's spirits by telling her a story, but fails miserably. He admits he's always been called boring while telling stories.
* Captain Dodo interrupts Kylie's playing with the kids by landing on top of her.

* Camilla's entry. She gets out of her Ki-61 Hien and trips on her own platform thigh-high boots, falling face-first into the Hagoromo's flight deck.

* As the above argument is getting underway, Adolfo is clearly having the time of his life. Naomi asks if Adolfo agrees with her way of thinking. "Yes!" CLANG! Kylie throws her wrench into his face.

* Again, Saneatsu's actual contribution to bashing the hijackers. Madame Lulu has a gun while Saneatsu is entrusted with a mop, with which he trips up a hijacker who's too busy trying to bum-rush Lulu.

* While crossing with awesome, the fact that Allen is an excellent gunman after drinking alcohol.

* Rahama's mayor tries to join the Kotobuki girls with his Raiden in their surprise rocket attack, only for the plane to fall down because its engine couldn't withstand the cold of higher altitudes.

* On the way, [[TheOjou Emma]] has a PottyEmergency, complete with a PottyDance. She kicks Kylie's cargo door, barely spitting out the question for the ladies' room direction at the station attendant.

* Rahama's mayor tries to join the Kotobuki girls with his Raiden in their surprise rocket attack, only for the plane to fall down because its engine couldn't withstand the cold of higher altitudes.

* Kylie, recognizing the purple snake-marked Zero among the pirates, proceeds to chase after it against Leona's order. The Zero then goes on schooling her in their dogfight, almost making Kylie run herself aground and, when the Zero's fuel-deficient alarm goes off, gives her a small taunt as it retreats. [[BitingTheHandkerchief Kylie's reaction]] is just the icing of the cake.

** Torihei, still deep in his [=LARPing=], jumps down on the mayor's Raiden with the painting on his back, has the mayor at gunpoint while ripping the cockpit open, 'exchanges' the painting for the Raiden, and throws off the mayor the plane with a parachute shouting, "Thanks for your business!"

* Kylie fled from registering visa in Areshima to eat pancake. Leona scold her for it. Kylie tries to defend herself by saying that Leona should understand the folly of youth; after all, she used to be young and stupid, right? [[BlatantLies Leona denies this]]. Zara then sarcastically claims that there's no way Leona is the same kind of hotheaded idiot as Kylie and Kylie, [[IResembleThatRemark almost flattered by the implication]], asks whether that's true of not. Leona denies this even louder.
* Captain Dodo lands in front of Leona, who is in the middle of scolding Kylie and Chika for almost getting run over by a car, freaking her out. Her voice suddenly goes an octave higher and in the next scene, this otherwise muscular badass captain of the Kotobuki is cowering behind slighter-built Zara.

* When there's a report of pirate attack, Nazarene got sidelined to patrol somewhere far from the supposed ensuing fight. [[TemptingFate Adolfo grumbles that he might not get any action]], only for Fernando to warn him something is in his 2 o'clock. Adolfo ask if it's some hot chick, only to meet face-to-face with the full brunt of enemy's squadron.
** Adolfo accuses Kotobuki of delaying their take off so they can BigDamnHero the glory out of the battle. Emma snidely says yes, perhaps they are, and Nazarene better buzz off now they're out of bullet and useless.
* Isao's awesome moment of taking down a bomber is ruined when he lets a bunch of birds from his magic tricks loose on the cockpit. His [[ServileSnarker butler remains unfazed]].

* The fact that Saneatsu avoided being captured because he had a PottyEmergency and was at the bathroom when the whole thing started.

--> '''Julia''': Those stupid old men and their brainless young counterparts teamed up to throw me out! Accusing me of bribery, embezzlement, even treason! A cornucopia of crimes!
--> '''Kylie''': That's so cool!
--> '''Emma''': You're far more evil than I imagined!
--> '''Chika''': What's it gonna be? The death sentence!?
* Rahama's mayor tries to join the Kotobuki girls with his Raiden in their surprise bombing, only for the plane to fall down because it couldn't withstand the cold of higher altitudes.

* Kylie vents her anger for Leona by punching Chika's plushy. When Chika asks her to stop, Kylie instead punches it faster. Meanwhile in foreground, Kate is rearranging her schedule, revealing that everyday she spends one and half hour everyday just staring at nothing.
* When there's a report of pirate attack, Nazarene got sidelined to patrol somewhere far from the supposed ensuing fight. Adolfo grumbles that he might not get any action, only for Fernando to warn him something is in his 2 o'clock. Adolfo ask if it's some hot chick, only to meet face-to-face with the full brunt of enemy's squadron.

* Captain Dodo lands in front of Leona, freaking her out.
* Isao's PassiveAggressiveCombat towards Julia: giving her a bouquet of weeds with very few flowers in it.

* Kylie, recognizing the purple snake-marked Zero among the pirates, proceeds to chase after them against Leona's order. The Zero then goes on schooling her in their dogfight, almost making Kylie run herself aground and, when the Zero's fuel-deficient alarm goes off, gives her a small taunt as they retreats. [[BitingTheHandkerchief Kylie's reaction]] is just the icing of the cake.

** Torihei, still deep in his [=LARPing=], jumps down on the mayor's Raiden with the painting on his back, has the mayor on gunpoint, 'exchanges' the painting for the Raiden, and throws off the mayor the plane with a parachute shouting, "Thanks for your business!"

* One of the hijackers points his gun at the Captain and as the giant bird remain unfazed, the two enter a silent staring-standoff against each other. The hijacker lost after less than a minute.

* Adolfo, smitten by Reona and Zara, pushes Kylie off her seat to flirt with them. The Kotobuki aren't impressed, but Kylie is especially so. Emma makes a StealthInsult and Kate, [[SarcasmBlind being who she is]], tries to confirm her intention, making the subtext a text. [[ImStandingRightHere Right in front of the guy they're talking about]].

* The episode starts with Kylie singing a song about pancake, revealing that Emma is sitting in Kylie's cargo space. The ensuing VolleyingInsult somehow goes to [[YouAreFat Kylie complaining that Emma is weighting down her plane]], while Emma retorts that she simply has fuller figure than a certain someone. Kylie answers that by making several slow rolls, leaving Emma to suffer in the back without a seatbelt.

* One of the hijackers points his gun at the Captain and the captain remains unfazed.

--> '''Chika''': What's it gonna be? The death sentence!?

* When Julia's bodyguards first engage the Shirokuma Pirates, the Mk.1 eyeball visual only makes it so that there are only 5 of them. The head bodyguard grins, only to immediately switch to OhCrap when the pirates form-up and show that there are 20 of them to the bodyguards' 8.