History Funny / TheLibrarians2014

*** And then the instant the bad guys aren't watching him, Stone frantically retrieves the statuette he'd just been juggling and reverently places it back on its pedestal, because he'd never have forgiven himself if he ''really'' broke one.

* In "The Rule of Three", the day was supposed to be everyone's day off... except no one has actually gone home. Jenkins already lives there, Stone is catching up on his reading, Baird is trying to figure out how to better prepare against magical threats, and Cassandra is making a project in the other room. Then Ezekiel enters through the backdoor, with sirens in the background and a stolen item in his hand. And then he notices everyone else.

** Also, Stone and Ezekiel get trapped in a doll's house. While Stone is freaking out over the situation, Ezekiel... is playing video games and eating samosas.

--->'''Eve''': I promise I'll be offended.
* In "The Looms of Fate", Baird just walks off repeatedly saying [[NoJustNoReaction "No"]] after [[spoiler: [[AlternateTimeline Alternate Timeline!]]Stone kisses her.]]
** [[spoiler: Even though he is not the Librarian anymore, Alternate!]]Flynn is still a MotorMouth that spews {{technobabble}}.

** Ezekiel and Stone telling Mabel that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Australians call optical illusions Colonel Bairds]]

** Stone becomes the huntsman from "Little Red Riding Hood" and sees absolutely nothing strange in his transformation, until there's a ''owl'' on his arm.

** Well, we must say, season 1 of #TheLibrarians was "one for the books"!

** "Try not to die" = Wise words for those beginning their MLIS degrees.

*** Especially the part where he rounds up the LITs while shouting "DADDY'S HOOOOOME!"

--> '''Cassandra:''' [[InsistentTerminology We are not calling it a brain grape]]

* Prosciutto blow torch. Even funnier as it works in RL.

* Cassandra does not like her tumor being called a "Brain Grape".
--> ''Minotaur roars'' "Follow the Brain Grape."

--> '''Ezekiel:''' ''(stops singing "Deck the Halls" with some kids to speak to Stone)'' Please kill me. ''(resumes singing)''
** Odin and Santa? Same guy. Who gets into a bar fight with some Canadians.
*** After the barfight, it cuts to Santa and Stone holding ice packs on their heads. When Eve stops scolding them, they fist bump.

** Mr. Drakes DrinkOrder

* In "The Rule of Three", the day was supposed to be everyone's day off... except no one has actually gone home. Jenkins already lives there, Stone is catching up on his reading, Baird is trying to figure out how to better prepare against monsters like minotaurs and trolls, and Cassandra is making a project in the other room. Then enter Ezekiel entering the backdoor, avoiding police and in his hands a stolen item of some sort. And then he notices everyone else.

* Ezekiel's "I will ''absolutely'' sell out the human race to our new alien overlords." in 'And the City of Lights'.
** Ezekiel and Stone telling Mabel that Australians call optical illusions "Colonel Bairds". ItMakesSenseInContext.
* In "The Looms of Fate", Baird just walks off repeatedly saying [[NoJustNoReaction "No"]] after [[spoiler: alternate timeline Stone kisses her.]]

* Ezekiel's "I will ''absolutely'' sell out the human race to our new alien overlords." ins 'And the City of Lights'.

* Ezekiel's "I will ''absolutely'' sell out the human race to our new alien overlords."

* Ezekiel's "I will absolutely sell out the human race to our new alien overlords.

-->'''Ezekiel''': I thought it was our day off today.

-->'''Baird, Jenkins, and Stone''': It is.

** The team at the science fair in general is pretty amazing, honestly. Baird, Stone, ad Ezekiel are clearly somewhere between bored to tears and just plain scared... while Cassie is dragging them around with a ridiculously giant smile, squealing at every new exhibit and having the time of her life.

** The team at the science fair in general is pretty amazing, honestly. Baird, Stone, ad Ezekiel are clearly somewhere between bored to tears and just plain scared... [[Adorkable while Cassie is dragging them around with a ridiculously giant smile, looking at everything and having the time of her life]].

-->'''Baird''': It is.