History Funny / TheLetter

** For Isabella, whenever she gets irritated with Ash, his name will appear as ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Ash-hole]]''.

** Bye, Bitches!: Go for the true ending, but [[spoiler:decide to not sacrifice Luke in Chapter 7]].

** G also recalls a time when someone gave Ash “the hard stuff,” which resulted in Zach having to haul an almost half-naked Ash out of G’s pub.
* Some of the achievement names can be pretty funny. For example, what do you get for getting Isabella killed? [[BlackComedy "Free Hugs"]]!

* Some of the achievement names can be pretty funny. For example, what achievementdo you get for getting Isabella killed? [[BlackComedy "Free Hugs"]]!

** G also recalls a time when someone gave Ash “the hard stuff,” which resulted in Zach having to haul an almost half-naked Ash out of G’s pub.

** The first time you hear it is at a formal open house at the Ermengarde Mansion, much to Ashton and Isabella's embarrassment. As Ash fumbles to try and answer it and/or silence the ringer, Isabella makes her way over to him and [[FullNameUltimatum yells at him]]. She then notes how she would regret not capturing what happens next on her phone as in a rare instance of catching Ash off-guard, he jumps in surprise, lets out a girlish yelp, and looses his grip on his phone, which loudly clatters to the floor after a few failed attempts to catch it.

** It appears on the official game OST. The trailer for which is made pretty funny in its own right, after being played previews of all the other lovely instrumental pieces from the game, then hear this play at the end.

** Zachary and Rebecca's respective voicemails have their own gems as well. Zach mentions if it's Ash calling, he cannot lock pick his way into his apartment and to call him like a decent human being if he's not there, and for Rebecca, she mentions if it's Isabella calling, [[BigEater she is permitted to reheat the food in her fridge]].

** Ash's infamous cooking disasters, the most notable being an unspecified pressure cooker incident, and one instance where he nearly burned down Isabella's kitchen...while making a SALAD.

* In Isabella's chapter if you choose to go with Ash to speak with Prof. Andrew Clark, at one point during the talk, the professor brings up a few interesting tidbits on Ash back when the latter was still his student that Ash never mentioned to Isabella. Despite Ash's quiet protests, Prof. Clark continues to share more at Isabella's request and Ashton's deepening embarrassment. [[spoiler: In Ashton's chapter, one later learns that Ash views Prof. Clark not just as a teacher and mentor, but as [[ParentalSubstitute surrogate father figure]], so the scene comes off as an AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents moment. It gets even funnier on the story routes that have Ash and Isabella enter a romantic relationship, as it more or less doubles as Ash introducing his crush to his father figure, who then proceeds to embarrass him in front of her.]]

** For Ashton, Luke only appears as ''Scumbag''. [[spoiler: For good reason, as you later learn, but still funny all the same.]]

** For Marianne, Ash is dubbed "Asian Joe", "Asian Guy", and "Holmes"; Luke appears as "Whiskey".
* Becca decking Luke in the head with a book in Czarsbucks. You also have the option to later "Kick him where it hurts".

** Bye, Bitches!: Go for the true ending, but [[spoiler:decide to not sacrifice Luke in Chapter 7.]]

Pretty bi for an Asian guy

Pretty fly for an Asian guy

** It appears on the official game OST. The trailer for which is made pretty funny in its own right, after being played previews of all the other lovely instrumental pieces from the game, then here this at the end.