History Funny / TheHauntedMansion

--> '''Jim''': No, I'm not happy! I was trying to make a point to Michael about how important it is to whack your own spiders!

** And finally ChewingTheScenery during his subsequent VillainousBreakdown.

** Albert's squeals of terror sound ''adorable'', and despite it looking lethal, all his misadventures in the exhibits are [[BlackComedy funny]], from him ducking back into a cannon every time a Samurai tries to decapitate him, him screaming as the tikis pin him to the wall, and ''The Monkey King'''s statue creating a vortex and trying to suck Albert out. And even funnier, during that sequence, ''A chubby panda gets sucked out of its painting screaming and lands in another one.''

*** Occasionally the song will be sung in Cantonese or Mandarin Chinese. When the knights do sing it, it sounds absolutely ''hilarious.''

** The fact that they got the Dapper Dans to do the singing, is just the icing on the cake.

* Jim warning Edward that if he kills him, he'll be "whippin' your ass in the afterlife."

--> '''Jim Evers''': Dark spirits?! Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out!

--> '''Emma''': (''insulted, Emma turns into mist and re-appears right in front of Jim'') Hey!

--> '''Jim''': You're telling me this guy is dead, and the reason we were brought here is he wants to try to get jiggy with my wife?

--> '''Sara''': Well, some people have pools; some people have private cemeteries. It happens

--> '''Jim''': ''The guy is'' dead ''and he's trying to get with my wife!'' '''And''' [[SkewedPriorities the house isn't really for sale?!]] Yes, I'm upset!

--> '''Jim''': ''The guy is'' dead ''and he's trying to get with my wife!'' '''And''' [SkewedPriorities the house isn't really for sale?!]] Yes, I'm upset!

-->'''Jim''': {{The butler did it}}?! {{You have got to be kidding me}}!

--> '''Emma''': If you keep driving, you'll kill us all.
--> '''Ezra''': Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Ha-ha!

--> '''Mr. Evers''': No, I'm not happy! I'm trying to show Michael how important it is to whack your own spiders!
--> '''Megan''': (''walking away'') Whatever.

--> '''Emma''': (insulted, Emma turns into mist and re-appears right in front of Jim) Hey!

-->'''Emma''': It's not the chicken!

* Just three words... The Singing Busts!

* At the ending, when Edward and Elizabeth [[spoiler:float up to Heaven]], Ezra and Emma come out. And they've packed all their things!

--> '''Jim Evers''': Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out!

--.'''Madame Leota''': Tell me, whom do you seek?

-->'''Jim Evers''': I want to get out of here.

-->'''Jim Evers''': I don't want to look within, I want to look [[IncrediblyLamePun with out]], haven't you been listening?

** Having them be voiced by the Disneyland's own Dapper Dans, is just the icing on the cake.

** Having them be voiced by the Disneyland's own Dapper Dans, is just the icing on the cake.

-->'''Jim''': {{The butler did it}}?! I don't believe it!

* Ramsley gets a few funny moments for a creepy and humorless guy:

** When Jim protests that Sara (whom Ramsley has Gracey believing is Elizabeth) is his wife:

--->'''Ramsley''': You want out? Fine. Let me show you out. (''renders himself intangible as he grabs Jim and floats up into the air'') Now, for the last time, goodnight, Mr. Evers. (''throws Jim out of the window'')

* Jim warning Gracey that if he kills him, he'll be "whippin' your ass in the afterlife."

*** Even funnier is that the women standing in the picture, who is waist deep in lava, has a confused expression on her face when that happens.

--> '''Hitchhiking Ghost''': I could swear he was looking right at me.

** The three singing suits of armor (they are in display cases with the helmets above the armor) are a hilarious ShoutOut to the Singing Busts. What's funnier is that their ''heads'' are singing, while their armour is dancing.
*** Occasionally the song will be sung in Cantonese or Mandarin Chinese. When the knights sing it, it sounds absolutely ''hilarious.''

* "Must we continue to listen to the ramblings of a lunatic?"
* At the ending, when Edward and Elizabeth [[spoiler: float up to heaven]], Ezra and Emma come out. And they've packed all their things!

* When the Hatbox Ghost's head flies into the box, his hat will turn toward the box and the head inside will look up, as if he's looking at his own head inside the hatbox.

* At the ending, when Edward and Elizabeth [[spoiler: float up to heaven]], Ezra and Emma come out. And they've packed all their things!

* The passed-out-drunk ghost under the ballroom table.