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* The Top 12 Gaming Siblings Collab he did with Creator/JoshScorcher had quite a few gems, one in particular being this troper’s personal favorite.

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* The Top 12 Gaming Siblings Collab he did with Creator/JoshScorcher had quite a few gems, here's one in particular being this troper’s personal favorite.particular.
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'''Ari''': ''(staring blankly) How am I even doing this? I know nothing about computers.\\

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'''Ari''': ''(staring blankly) blankly)'' How am I even doing this? I know nothing about computers.\\
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-->'''Oscar:''' And don't think you're off the hook either, Mr. Between Worlds. Did you think Moldorm was such a memorable boss that you had to use him ''again?'' Most of ''Link Between Worlds''' bosses are taken from ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Link to the Past]]'', but they usually add some kind of twist to make it more interesting. Take Stalblind, for example! That's really cool! But for Moldorm, they just took away the worst feature of the original, and made it look like a cheeseburger! [[SincerityMode Don't get me wrong, that's better, it's]] ''[[SincerityMode so]]'' [[SincerityMode much better!]] But I'd rather not remember that this ''spastic pool noodle'' ever ''existed!'' So [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS 3DS]] Moldorm gets the 9th spot, {{UsefulNotes/Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} Moldorm gets the 3rd, [[INeedAFreakingDrink and I get a]] ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink mojito]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink to help me forget that this ever happened!]]

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-->'''Oscar:''' And don't think you're off the hook either, Mr. Between Worlds. Did you think Moldorm was such a memorable boss that you had to use him ''again?'' Most of ''Link Between Worlds''' bosses are taken from ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Link to the Past]]'', but they usually add some kind of twist to make it more interesting. Take Stalblind, for example! That's really cool! But for Moldorm, they just took away the worst feature of the original, and made it look like a cheeseburger! [[SincerityMode Don't get me wrong, that's better, it's]] ''[[SincerityMode so]]'' [[SincerityMode much better!]] But I'd rather not remember that this ''spastic pool noodle'' ever ''existed!'' So [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS 3DS]] Moldorm gets the 9th spot, {{UsefulNotes/Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} Moldorm gets the 3rd, [[INeedAFreakingDrink and I get a]] ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink mojito]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink to help me forget that this ever happened!]]happened!]]
* During the ''Top 10 Video Game Cats" Ari invades his list, making the list in it's entirety this.
** From the very beginning just watching the two interact lets the viewers know this is going to be a hoot.
-->'''Oscar''': Hello everyone, the Green Scorpion here and I'm recovering from Patreon Month and a Half, and a really, ''really'', busy time at work, and to celebrate I'm here to present-\\
''(static)''\\
'''Ari''': ME!\\
'''Oscar''': ARI!?! What are you doing here?\\
'''Ari''': What? It was my idea in the first place mister.\\
'''Oscar''': Yes, you told me the topic, but you didn't tell me you were going to hijack my video!\\
'''Ari''': ''(staring blankly) How am I even doing this? I know nothing about computers.\\
'''Oscar''': Yeah seriously, and why me? These things usually just happen to Josh.\\
'''Ari''': Let's not bring the boss into this, let's talk [[{{Squee}} KITTIES]]!!!\\
'''Oscar''': You're going to tell the boss I was mean to you if I don't let you tag along aren't you?\\
'''Ari''': Let's not tempt fate, ''my dear''.
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Oop. Transcribed it wrong. Fixing.


-->'''Oscar:''' And don't think you're off the hook either, Mr. Between Worlds. Did you think Moldorm was such a memorable boss that you had to use him ''again?'' Most of ''Link Between Worlds''' bosses are taken from ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Link to the Past]]'', but they usually add some kind of twist to make it more interesting. Take Stalblind, for example! That's really cool! But for Moldorm, they just took away the worst feature of the original, and made it look like a cheeseburger! [[SincerityMode Don't get me wrong, that's better, it's]] ''[[SincerityMode so]]'' [[SincerityMode much better!]] But I'd rather forget that this ''spastic pool noodle'' ever ''existed!'' So [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS 3DS]] Moldorm gets the 9th spot, {{UsefulNotes/Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} Moldorm gets the 3rd, [[INeedAFreakingDrink and I get a]] ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink mojito]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink to help me forget that this ever happened!]]

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-->'''Oscar:''' And don't think you're off the hook either, Mr. Between Worlds. Did you think Moldorm was such a memorable boss that you had to use him ''again?'' Most of ''Link Between Worlds''' bosses are taken from ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Link to the Past]]'', but they usually add some kind of twist to make it more interesting. Take Stalblind, for example! That's really cool! But for Moldorm, they just took away the worst feature of the original, and made it look like a cheeseburger! [[SincerityMode Don't get me wrong, that's better, it's]] ''[[SincerityMode so]]'' [[SincerityMode much better!]] But I'd rather forget not remember that this ''spastic pool noodle'' ever ''existed!'' So [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS 3DS]] Moldorm gets the 9th spot, {{UsefulNotes/Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} Moldorm gets the 3rd, [[INeedAFreakingDrink and I get a]] ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink mojito]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink to help me forget that this ever happened!]]
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I can't not laugh at this one so I thought it deserved mention. I probably worded it badly but I'm bad with words lmao


-->'''Oscar:''' [[SarcasmMode Don't you]] ''[[SarcasmMode love]]'' [[SarcasmMode how they nerfed Zora Link's swimming controls in this version]]? And how there are so many fish? ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis So. Many. God. Damn. Fish.]]'' Oh, okay, he tries to eat you. So trick him into eating one of the mines. I certainly hope the mines don't blow up on ''you'' instead! Or the dozens of little fish that you can't kill now because your magic ran out 5 minutes ago! But it's gonna be fine. Just be patient! In ''Majora's Mask''! The game that's always ''timed''! It's not like the ''world's'' gonna end if I take too long. It's not like I'll have to redo the entire god damn [[ThatOneLevel Great Bay Temple]] again! But I'll gladly do all of that after all! THIS IS MY FAVORITE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] GAME OF ALL TIME!

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-->'''Oscar:''' [[SarcasmMode Don't you]] ''[[SarcasmMode love]]'' [[SarcasmMode how they nerfed Zora Link's swimming controls in this version]]? And how there are so many fish? ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis So. Many. God. Damn. Fish.]]'' Oh, okay, he tries to eat you. So trick him into eating one of the mines. I certainly hope the mines don't blow up on ''you'' instead! Or the dozens of little fish that you can't kill now because your magic ran out 5 minutes ago! But it's gonna be fine. Just be patient! In ''Majora's Mask''! The game that's always ''timed''! It's not like the ''world's'' gonna end if I take too long. It's not like I'll have to redo the entire god damn [[ThatOneLevel Great Bay Temple]] again! But I'll gladly do all of that after all! THIS IS MY FAVORITE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] GAME OF ALL TIME!TIME!
** An equally funny moment from that same countdown (Top Nineteen Worst Legend of Zelda Boss Battles) is the second half of his rant on [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast both]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkBetweenWorlds versions]] of Moldorm, concerning the one featured in ''Link Between Worlds'':
-->'''Oscar:''' And don't think you're off the hook either, Mr. Between Worlds. Did you think Moldorm was such a memorable boss that you had to use him ''again?'' Most of ''Link Between Worlds''' bosses are taken from ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Link to the Past]]'', but they usually add some kind of twist to make it more interesting. Take Stalblind, for example! That's really cool! But for Moldorm, they just took away the worst feature of the original, and made it look like a cheeseburger! [[SincerityMode Don't get me wrong, that's better, it's]] ''[[SincerityMode so]]'' [[SincerityMode much better!]] But I'd rather forget that this ''spastic pool noodle'' ever ''existed!'' So [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS 3DS]] Moldorm gets the 9th spot, {{UsefulNotes/Super Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} Moldorm gets the 3rd, [[INeedAFreakingDrink and I get a]] ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink mojito]]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink to help me forget that this ever happened!]]
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-->'''Oscar:''' [[SarcasmMode Don't you]] ''[[SarcasmMode love]]'' [[SarcasmMode how they nerfed Zora Link's swimming controls in this version]]? And how there are so many fish? ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis So. Many. God. Damn. Fish.]]'' Oh, okay, he tries to eat you. So trick him into eating one of the mines. I certainly hope the mines don't blow up on ''you'' instead! Or the dozens of little fish that you can't kill now because your magic ran out 5 minutes ago! But it's gonna be fine. Just be patient! In ''Majora's Mask''! The game that's always ''timed''! It's not like the ''world's'' gonna end if I take too long. It's not like I'll have to redo the entire god damn [[ThatOneLevel Great Bay Temple]] again! But I'll gladly do it again, after all! THIS IS MY FAVORITE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] GAME OF ALL TIME!

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-->'''Oscar:''' [[SarcasmMode Don't you]] ''[[SarcasmMode love]]'' [[SarcasmMode how they nerfed Zora Link's swimming controls in this version]]? And how there are so many fish? ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis So. Many. God. Damn. Fish.]]'' Oh, okay, he tries to eat you. So trick him into eating one of the mines. I certainly hope the mines don't blow up on ''you'' instead! Or the dozens of little fish that you can't kill now because your magic ran out 5 minutes ago! But it's gonna be fine. Just be patient! In ''Majora's Mask''! The game that's always ''timed''! It's not like the ''world's'' gonna end if I take too long. It's not like I'll have to redo the entire god damn [[ThatOneLevel Great Bay Temple]] again! But I'll gladly do it again, all of that after all! THIS IS MY FAVORITE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] GAME OF ALL TIME!
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** Accompanied by a graphic of a Chain Chomp eating said burrito with a sound effect.

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** Accompanied by a graphic of a Chain Chomp eating said burrito with a sound effect.effect.
* Just how mad he gets complaining about [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Gyorg]]. While some of the previous entries (especially the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Imprisoned]]) deserve mention, this one takes the cake.
-->'''Oscar:''' [[SarcasmMode Don't you]] ''[[SarcasmMode love]]'' [[SarcasmMode how they nerfed Zora Link's swimming controls in this version]]? And how there are so many fish? ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis So. Many. God. Damn. Fish.]]'' Oh, okay, he tries to eat you. So trick him into eating one of the mines. I certainly hope the mines don't blow up on ''you'' instead! Or the dozens of little fish that you can't kill now because your magic ran out 5 minutes ago! But it's gonna be fine. Just be patient! In ''Majora's Mask''! The game that's always ''timed''! It's not like the ''world's'' gonna end if I take too long. It's not like I'll have to redo the entire god damn [[ThatOneLevel Great Bay Temple]] again! But I'll gladly do it again, after all! THIS IS MY FAVORITE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] GAME OF ALL TIME!
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* The Top 12 Gaming Siblings Collab he did with Creator/{{Joshscorcher}} had quite a few gems, one in particular being this troper’s personal favorite.

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* The Top 12 Gaming Siblings Collab he did with Creator/{{Joshscorcher}} Creator/JoshScorcher had quite a few gems, one in particular being this troper’s personal favorite.
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'''Oscar:''' Foil, fetch my foil!\\

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'''Oscar:''' [[BigBrotherInstinct Foil, fetch my foil!\\foil!]]\\
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** The ending, with GS claiming he'll stand ready to fight Dracula again even if his soul is locked in a Pachinko Machine. All while showing the much-reviled Castlevania Pachislot ''Erotic Violence''. And...

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** The ending, with GS claiming he'll stand ready to fight Dracula again even if his soul is locked in a Pachinko Machine. All while showing the much-reviled Castlevania Pachislot pachislot ''Erotic Violence''. And...
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--> ... Double, which looks like a dream I had [[MushroomSamba after I ate a whole Chipotle burrito with]] ''[[MushroomSamba queso]]'' '''[[MushroomSamba and]]''' [[MushroomSamba guac before going to bed.]]

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--> ... Double, which looks like a dream I had [[MushroomSamba [[AcidRefluxNightmare after I ate a whole Chipotle burrito with]] ''[[MushroomSamba ''[[AcidRefluxNightmare queso]]'' '''[[MushroomSamba '''[[AcidRefluxNightmare and]]''' [[MushroomSamba [[AcidRefluxNightmare guac before going to bed.]]
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--> ... Double, which looks like a dream I once had [[MushroomSamba after I ate a whole Chipotle burrito with]] ''[[MushroomSamba queso]]'' '''[[MushroomSamba and]]''' [[MushroomSamba guac before going to bed.]]

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--> ... Double, which looks like a dream I once had [[MushroomSamba after I ate a whole Chipotle burrito with]] ''[[MushroomSamba queso]]'' '''[[MushroomSamba and]]''' [[MushroomSamba guac before going to bed.]]

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'''Oscar:''' Thank you—''DANG IT, COMIC!''

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'''Oscar:''' Thank you—''DANG IT, COMIC!''COMIC!''
* Top 50 Favorite Games has this hilarious metaphor when talking about [[{{VideoGame/Skullgirls}} Double.]]
--> ... Double, which looks like a dream I once had [[MushroomSamba after I ate a whole Chipotle burrito with]] ''[[MushroomSamba queso]]'' '''[[MushroomSamba and]]''' [[MushroomSamba guac before going to bed.]]
** Accompanied by a graphic of a Chain Chomp eating said burrito with a sound effect.
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'''Oscar:''' Foil! Fetch my foil!\\

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'''Oscar:''' Foil! Fetch Foil, fetch my foil!\\
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--->'''Green Scorpion''': '''First things first...''' I gotta get out of that voice. ''Jesus'', that was tough.

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--->'''Green -->'''Green Scorpion''': '''First things first...''' I gotta get out of that voice. ''Jesus'', that was tough.



--->'''GS''': ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' On second thought, maybe I'll just wait for [[VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight Bloodstained]]...

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--->'''GS''': -->'''GS''': ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' On second thought, maybe I'll just wait for [[VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight Bloodstained]]...Bloodstained]]...
* The Top 12 Gaming Siblings Collab he did with Creator/{{Joshscorcher}} had quite a few gems, one in particular being this troper’s personal favorite.
-->'''Josh:''' Do you have a little sister, Oscar?\\
'''Oscar:''' (''warily'') Yeah, why?\\
'''Josh:''' So what would happen if I told you that [[Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker your sister was kidnapped by a giant bird commanded by an all-powerful warlock]]?\\
'''Oscar:''' Foil! Fetch my foil!\\
'''[=ComicFoil=]:''' (''offscreen'') Right away, sir! (''Hands him a roll of aluminum foil'')\\
'''Oscar:''' Thank you—''DANG IT, COMIC!''
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* [[https://youtu.be/-OL_BMc35BM?t=1201 This]] exchange from the Top Ten Video Game Aeromancers list.
* During the ''VideoGame/StreetFighterIV'' Ultra Combo countdown with [=WiiDude83=], they reached Ibuki... and then much to Green Scorpion's embarrassment, [=WiiDude=] [[https://youtu.be/gASI4pEKj_s?t=6m4s started talking about how Oscar was pretty 'obsessed' with Ibuki, that she's his waifu and all...]]
* The Top 10 Vampires video has a few hilarious moments:
** GS opens up by speaking in an exaggerated Romanian accent. And soon enough...
--->'''Green Scorpion''': '''First things first...''' I gotta get out of that voice. ''Jesus'', that was tough.
** The ending, with GS claiming he'll stand ready to fight Dracula again even if his soul is locked in a Pachinko Machine. All while showing the much-reviled Castlevania Pachislot ''Erotic Violence''. And...
--->'''GS''': ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' On second thought, maybe I'll just wait for [[VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight Bloodstained]]...

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