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---> '''Bill''': What d'you mean, childrenówe're not going to have any children, are we? I mean, think about it, y'know...face it, from now on we three are doomed to be bachelors gay! ''(puts his hand on Tim's shoulder while Graeme starts stroking his hair)'' That's, uh...that's an idea, innit?

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---> '''Bill''': What d'you mean, childrenówe're not going to have any children, are we? I mean, think about it, y'know...face it, from now on we three are doomed to be [[HaveAGayOldTime bachelors gay! gay!]] ''(puts his hand on Tim's shoulder while Graeme starts stroking his hair)'' That's, uh...that's an idea, innit?


--> '''Graeme:''' ''(sings)'' I do... [[RetConned DON'T!]]

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--> '''Graeme:''' ''(sings)'' I do... [[RetConned [[VerbalBackspace DON'T!]]


* Graham has shot his two friends into space in a rocket and they're not happy. Tim suggests they call the fire brigade to get them down. Bill asks how they're supposed to make a telephone call in space whereupon the [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]] goes past.

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* Graham Graeme has shot his two friends into space in a rocket and they're not happy. Tim suggests they call the fire brigade to get them down. Bill asks how they're supposed to make a telephone call in space whereupon the [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]] goes past.


* Graham has shot his two friends into space in a rocket and they're not happy. Tim suggests they call the fire brigade to get them down. Bill demands how they're supposed to make a telephone call in space whereupon the [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]] goes past.

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* Graham has shot his two friends into space in a rocket and they're not happy. Tim suggests they call the fire brigade to get them down. Bill demands asks how they're supposed to make a telephone call in space whereupon the [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]] goes past.


'''All three:''' ''[clapping and doing the appropriate motions]'' "Do, do, do, the Funky-" ''[smash cut to black]''

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'''All three:''' ''[clapping and doing the appropriate motions]'' "Do, do, do, the Funky-" ''[smash cut to black]''black]''
* Graham has shot his two friends into space in a rocket and they're not happy. Tim suggests they call the fire brigade to get them down. Bill demands how they're supposed to make a telephone call in space whereupon the [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]] goes past.

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*** Related to the above:
----> '''Tim''': But a man isn't a man unless he exercises his right to fatherhood!
----> '''Bill''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms You can exercise it all you like]], but you won't find much use for it here.


'''Tim:''' Well, they're all the same, aren't they. ''[as Bill puts on his reading glasses]'' Anyway, we thought you might to, sort of, hear the content of the letter, it begins, "Dear Tim".\\

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'''Tim:''' Well, they're all the same, aren't they. ''[as Bill puts on his reading glasses]'' Anyway, we thought you might want to, sort of, hear the content of the letter, it begins, "Dear Tim".\\


* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K4ccdzlvhk The Fairy Puff Man Advert]], originally done on ''Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain'' in 1970.
** ''"[[{{Narm}} Gets right to the dirt of the waaa-aaaaaash]]... [[CrossesTheLineTwice hey, kitten, those undies you're wearing are looking grey...]]"'' Given the formula for the proceedings, [[SceneryCensor you can see where]] [[InnocentFanserviceGirl this is]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny going.]]
---> '''Naked Woman:''' Now what are you going to do?
---> [[spoiler: '''Tim:''' ''([[AllMenArePerverts After giving her a look]])'' ''[[[CampGay Camply]]]'' I'm going to wash these clothes.]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K4ccdzlvhk The Fairy Puff Man Advert]], originally done on ''Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain'' in 1970.
** ''"[[{{Narm}}
1970. "[[{{Narm}} Gets right to the dirt of the waaa-aaaaaash]]... [[CrossesTheLineTwice hey, kitten, those undies you're wearing are looking grey...]]"'' ]]" Given the formula for the proceedings, [[SceneryCensor you can see where]] [[InnocentFanserviceGirl this is]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny going.]]
---> --> '''Naked Woman:''' Now what are you going to do?
---> --> [[spoiler: '''Tim:''' ''([[AllMenArePerverts After giving her a look]])'' ''[[[CampGay Camply]]]'' I'm going to wash these clothes.]]



* Arthur C Clarke (Graeme), attempting to debunk various myths on camera, [[MissedHimByThatMuch failing, and not noticing]]. The highlights are when an alien spaceship lands behind him and uses Stonehenge as a refueling station, when he puts an umbrella up in the middle of a rain of frogs, when he tries to lure out a yeti with his book, and when the Loch Ness Monster appears right behind his dinghy. On that note, his theory of what Nessie really is: "A common or garden rhinoceros, floating upside down in the water, holding a french loaf in its mouth, balancing a tortoise."

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* Arthur C Clarke (Graeme), attempting to debunk various myths on camera, [[MissedHimByThatMuch failing, and not noticing]]. The highlights are when an alien spaceship lands behind him and uses Stonehenge as a refueling station, when he puts an umbrella up in the middle of a rain of frogs, when he tries to lure out a yeti with his book, and when the Loch Ness Monster appears right behind his dinghy. On that note, his theory of what Nessie really is: "A common or garden rhinoceros, floating upside down in the water, holding a french loaf in its mouth, balancing a tortoise.""
* The Goodies re-united in 1988 for a (very) brief appearance on Comic Relief, and skewered their apparent ''persona non grata'' status with the BBC higher-ups. The hijinks start with their wardrobes: Tim is dressed in a jersey and trousers more Bill's style, Bill is dressed in a suit and tie more appropriate for Graeme, and Graeme is wearing a suit over Tim's signature Union Jack waistcoat.
-->'''Tim:''' Good evening, I'm Tim Brooke-Taylor. I... ''[Bill and Graeme get "What about us?" looks]'' Oh, sorry. And, er, Graeme, and, erm... ''[long pause; Bill looks suitably offended]'' Well, we've been invited to come and perform here tonight by the very, very, ''very'' young producers of Comic Relief. ''[indicates letter in his hand]'' And here's the actual letter of invitation.\\
'''Graeme:''' ''[holds up letter]'' Well, this is ''my'' letter.\\
'''Bill:''' ''[fishes letter out of his jacket pocket]'' Yes, er, er, this is ''my'' letter.\\
'''Tim:''' Well, they're all the same, aren't they. ''[as Bill puts on his reading glasses]'' Anyway, we thought you might to, sort of, hear the content of the letter, it begins, "Dear Tim".\\
'''Bill:''' Or "Bill".\\
'''Tim:''' Or "Bill", or "Graeme".\\
'''Graeme:''' Spelt wrong.\\
'''Tim:''' Yes, spelt wrong. "In preparing our star-studded bill of wit, humour, fun, and frolic, it has been suggested that we include something by the Goodies... to provide a bit of contrast." ''[his expression goes from happy to offended]''\\
'''Bill:''' "We are very much aware that people remember the Goodies with the same nostalgic affection that they remember ration books, hula hoops, and Wolverhampton Wanderers."\\
'''Graeme:''' "We are also aware, of course, that today, one of you is a doctor, one of you is a birdwatcher, and one of you has left the entertainment business entirely." ''[Tim looks near tears]'' "We've been told you also had a hit record, called 'The Funky... Gilbert.'" ''[furrows brow]'' "And we thought you might like to re-create that."\\
'''Bill:''' "So, we got it out of the archives and played it. And then we thought perhaps you wouldn't like to re-create it after all." ''[smiles thinly]'' "But don't worry, it's for charity, so it doesn't have to be very good." ''[he half-crumples up the letter and shoves it back in his pocket while Tim and Graeme hurl theirs aside]''\\
'''Graeme:''' Oh, well, thank you ''very'' much...\\
'''Bill:''' Yes, terrific.\\
'''Tim:''' ''[as he, Graeme, and Bill stand up]'' Right, here is...\\
'''Bill:''' "The Funky ''Gibbon''"! And a-one, two, three, four...\\
'''All three:''' ''[clapping and doing the appropriate motions]'' "Do, do, do, the Funky-" ''[smash cut to black]''


'''Bill:''' No he bloody wouldn't!

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'''Bill:''' No he bloody wouldn't! wouldn't!\\

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'''Tim:''' No he bloody wouldn't, come on, we have to save him!


* Graeme and Tim practising their Kung Fu at the beginning is hysterical. Especially when Graeme does the 'nerve points' thing to Tim.

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* ** Graeme and Tim practising their Kung Fu at the beginning is hysterical. Especially when Graeme does the 'nerve points' thing to Tim.

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* Graeme and Tim practising their Kung Fu at the beginning is hysterical. Especially when Graeme does the 'nerve points' thing to Tim.

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---> '''Tim''': We shall make a new world...a better world for our children.
---> '''Bill''': What d'you mean, childrenówe're not going to have any children, are we? I mean, think about it, y'know...face it, from now on we three are doomed to be bachelors gay! ''(puts his hand on Tim's shoulder while Graeme starts stroking his hair)'' That's, uh...that's an idea, innit?
---> '''Tim''': ''(thoughtful pause)'' ...No! Get off!

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*** This exchange:
----> '''Tim''': ''(Referring to Bill)'' Pay no attention to him. He's pissed.
----> '''Graeme''': Has he?
----> '''Tim''': Yes.
** Later on in the episode, we get this:

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* "The End", despite being a BottleEpisode, has some absolutely hilarious moments.
** The scene where Tim and Bill get drunk is brilliant. Not only is Tim only semi-dressed (exposing his Union Jack GoofyPrintUnderwear), but they are both totally sloshed. Graeme, however is less than impressed by their behaviour, more worried about how when the Queen is going to arrive, the other two will get OBEs, but he is in trouble and so will get beheaded. But that doesn't stop Tim and Bill acting like complete idiots.
---> '''Bill''':''(trying to burp)'' Won't come!
---> '''Tim''': Have another swig of this. That'll bring it up.
---> '''Bill''': ''(takes a swig)'' Oooh that's horrible! What is it?
---> '''Tim''': ''(grinning)'' "Turps! Turps for burps!" ''(sings with Bill)'' "Please release me, let me go!"
--->''(monster burp from Bill)''
---> '''Tim''': ''(delighted)'' "Thar she blows! That's my boy! Nobody light a match!"

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