History Funny / TheExpendables3

-->'''Galgo''': Your name is Luna, right? Luna means, uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold...[[DoubleEntendre my gun?]] ''(Luna grabs the gun, a bit confused)'' Vámonos, chica.[[note]]"Let's go, girl."[[/note]]

'''Galgo''': ''(angrily)'' Aquí no dicen nada y me confundo, después le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar![[note]]Very idiomatic Spanish. The most accurate translation would be: "People don't say anything here so I just get confused, at this rate I'm going to shoot someone I must not shoot."[[/note]]

*** The funniest part? Galgo yells this at the top of his lungs in a construction site full of people and no one seems to care about it.

-->'''Barney''': You're gonna want to get out of that seat, Christmas is coming.\\

--->'''Galgo:''' I NEED A JOB! All I wanted to do is kill people! And I do that '''VERY WELL!''' ''(beat)'' GODDAMMIT!!!

** Galgo mentions to Barney that the Tall Guy (Gunnar) does not like him. He walks off, Gunner asks Barney what he said and Barney replied "He likes you"

* Gunner, Lee and Toll come across a flushing toilet on the train where they're rescuing Doc, which has s sign "WC". They give each other awkward looks before shooting up the occupant.

* Gunner, Lee and Toll come across a flushing toilet on the train where they're rescuing Doc, which as as sign "WC". They give each other awkward looks before shooting up the occupant.

'''Galgo''': ''(angrily)'' Aquí no dicen nada y me confundo, después le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar![[note]]Very idiomatic Spanish. The most accurate translation would be roughly: "People don't say anything here so I just get confused, at this rate I'm going to shoot someone I must not shoot."[[/note]]

* Practically ''every single scene'' with Creator/AntonioBanderas is this - especially when he propositions Luna...during the climax:
-->'''Galgo''': Your name is Luna, right? Luna means, uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold...[[DoubleEntendre my gun?]]

'''Galgo''': ¡Ay! ''(nervously mumbling)'' Me cago en mis muelas, casi me confundo y le pego un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar. [[note]]Translation: "Fuck, I just almost got mistaken and shot someone I must not shoot."[[/note]]
--->''(Trench looks freaked out)''

-->'''Galgo''': Your name is Luna, right? Luna means, uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold...[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar my gun?]]

--->'''Galgo:''' I needed a job! All I wanted to do is kill people! And I do that ''very well!'' Goddammit!

* Barney making an (un?)intentional ''Manga/{{Golgo 13}}'' reference when he mispronounces Galgo's name.

'''Barney''': ''(shoots him in the head)'' [[Film/JudgeDredd I am the Hague.]]

'''Galgo''': Ay! ''(nervously mumbling)'' Me cago en mis muelas, casi me confundo y le pego un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar. [[note]]Translation: "Fuck my teeth, I just almost did wrong and shot someone I must not shoot."[[/note]]

* Drummer treats Lee's talk as gibberish as if he was talking in a foreign language.

--->'''Galgo''': Who the hell are you?
--->'''Trench''': I'm the guy who just saved your ass.
--->'''Galgo''': Ay! ''(nervously mumbling)'' Me cago en mis muelas, casi me confundo y le pego un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar. [[note]]Translation: "Fuck my teeth, I just almost did wrong and shot someone I must not shoot."[[/note]]

-->'''[[spoiler: Conrad]]''': What about the Hague, eh?
-->'''Barney''': ''(shoots him in the head)'' [[Film/JudgeDredd I am the Hague.]]

--->'''Galgo''': Ay! ''(nervously mumbling)'' Me cago en mis muelas, casi me confundo y le pego un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar. [[note]]Traduction: "Fuck my teeth, I just almost got wrong and shot who I must not shoot."[[/note]]