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* [[BladeEnthusiast Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."
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* [[BladeEnthusiast Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."" It's so cheesy you can't help but laugh.
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-->'''Gunnar:''' ''(While gazing at Maggie)'' ...but I would really go... for some Chinese...\\
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-->'''Gunnar:''' ''(While gazing at Maggie)'' ... but I would really go... for some Chinese...\\
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--> '''Ross:''' He's looks gigantic.
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--> '''Ross:''' He's He looks gigantic.
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--> '''Christmas''': (looking at Gunnar checking out the cave wall) What do you think he's doing?
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--> '''Christmas''': (looking ''[looking at Gunnar checking out the cave wall) wall]'' What do you think he's doing?
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--> '''Maggie:''' Don't cry.
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--> '''Maggie:''' Don't cry. ''[pats Gunnar on the back who doesn't even react complete with a face of a puppy that's been kicked]''
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--> '''Ross''': I dunno...making a bomb? Why don't you go ask him?
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--> '''Ross''': ''[sounding almost bored]'' I dunno...dunno... making a bomb? Why don't you go ask him?
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--> ''*Ross and Christmas look back.''
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--> ''*Ross ''[Ross and Christmas look back.''over their shoulders]''
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dewicking Knife Nut per TRS
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* [[KnifeNut Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."
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* [[KnifeNut [[BladeEnthusiast Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."
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* This exchange during the team's stop at a small village:
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* This exchange during the team's stop at a small village:village after the group take notice that there are only women:
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--> '''Ross:''' ...So?
--> '''Christmas:''' Just ''sayin'....''
--> '''Christmas:''' Just ''sayin'....''
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--> '''Ross:''' ... So?
--> '''Christmas:''' Just''sayin'....''''sayin'...''
--> ''*Ross and Christmas look back.''
--> '''Ross:''' He's looks gigantic.
--> '''Christmas:''' [[IWarnedYou I said that]].
--> '''Christmas:''' Just
--> ''*Ross and Christmas look back.''
--> '''Ross:''' He's looks gigantic.
--> '''Christmas:''' [[IWarnedYou I said that]].
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* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to all of the Expendables at once, and they open fire on him. Barney sums it up: "Rest in pieces!"
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* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to all of the Expendables at once, and they open fire on him.him '''[[NoKillLikeOverkill at the same time]]'''. Barney sums it up: "Rest in pieces!"
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* Gunnar telling the team that he wishes his last meal to be the [[ForeignQueasine Swedish specialty seal meat and whale ass...]]
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* Gunnar telling the team that he wishes his last meal to be the [[ForeignQueasine Swedish specialty seal meat and whale ass...]]]] before switching it:
-->'''Gunnar:''' ''(While gazing at Maggie)'' ...but I would really go... for some Chinese...\\
''(Ross does a Double Take between him and Maggie, realizing what he meant.)''\\
'''Ross:''' ''(To Gunnar)'' Then you're gonna starve to death.\\
''(Everyone laughs, save for Gunnar.)''
-->'''Gunnar:''' ''(While gazing at Maggie)'' ...but I would really go... for some Chinese...\\
''(Ross does a Double Take between him and Maggie, realizing what he meant.)''\\
'''Ross:''' ''(To Gunnar)'' Then you're gonna starve to death.\\
''(Everyone laughs, save for Gunnar.)''
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--> '''Trench''': I'm almost out. [[TheTerminator I'll be back!]]
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--> '''Trench''': I'm almost out. [[TheTerminator [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} I'll be back!]]
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--> '''Trench''': ''"Who's next, Franchise/{{Rambo}}?"''
** Becomes more HilariousInHindsight (or [[HarsherInHindsight Harsher, depending on your opinion]]) when Bruce Willis refused to join Expendables 3, [[spoiler: which featured THIS burning TakeThat:]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Max Drummer (Creator/HarrisonFord):''' "(Church) is... out of the picture!"]]
* This exchange in the sequel during the team's stop at a small village:
** Becomes more HilariousInHindsight (or [[HarsherInHindsight Harsher, depending on your opinion]]) when Bruce Willis refused to join Expendables 3, [[spoiler: which featured THIS burning TakeThat:]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Max Drummer (Creator/HarrisonFord):''' "(Church) is... out of the picture!"]]
* This exchange in the sequel during the team's stop at a small village:
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--> '''Trench''': ''"Who's ''Who's next, Franchise/{{Rambo}}?"''
Franchise/{{Rambo}}?''
** Becomes more HilariousInHindsight (or [[HarsherInHindsight Harsher, depending on your opinion]]) when Bruce Willis refused to joinExpendables 3, ''Expendables 3'', [[spoiler: which featured THIS burning TakeThat:]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Max Drummer (Creator/HarrisonFord):'''"(Church) (Church) is... out of the picture!"]]
picture!]]
* This exchangein the sequel during the team's stop at a small village:
** Becomes more HilariousInHindsight (or [[HarsherInHindsight Harsher, depending on your opinion]]) when Bruce Willis refused to join
--> [[spoiler: '''Max Drummer (Creator/HarrisonFord):'''
* This exchange
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** Made even funnier with Creator/HarrisonFord (who uttered the first phrase -- and was told the second phrase -- [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTHeLastCrusade twenty years earlier]]) appearing in the sequel.
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** Made even funnier with Creator/HarrisonFord (who uttered the first phrase -- and was told the second phrase -- [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTHeLastCrusade twenty years earlier]]) appearing in the next sequel.
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Sink Hole.
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* One of the things Gunnar does while travelling with [[ActionGirl CIA Agent Maggie Chan]] is to try to get her attention. Her capping off his efforts with an eyeroll [[EpicFail is priceless]].
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* One of the things Gunnar does while travelling with [[ActionGirl CIA Agent Maggie Chan]] is to try to get her attention. Her capping off his efforts with an eyeroll [[EpicFail is priceless]].priceless.
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* The [[MemeticMutation Chuck Norris fact]] that was worked in to Chuck's introduction scene:
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* The [[MemeticMutation Chuck Norris fact]] fact that was worked in to into Chuck's introduction scene:
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* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[TooDumbToLive all of the Expendables at once]], and they [[NoKillLikeOverkill open fire on him]]. Barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]
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* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[TooDumbToLive all of the Expendables at once]], once, and they [[NoKillLikeOverkill open fire on him]]. him. Barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]pieces!"
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* [[GeniusBruiser Gunnar's]] failed attempt at an improvised phosphate rock bomb.
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* [[GeniusBruiser Gunnar's]] Gunnar's failed attempt at an improvised phosphate rock bomb.
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--> '''Ross''': I dunno...making a bomb? Whay don't you go ask him?
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--> '''Ross''': I dunno...making a bomb? Whay Why don't you go ask him?
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--> '''Trench''': ''"Who's next, {{Rambo}}?"''
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--> '''Trench''': ''"Who's next, {{Rambo}}?"''Franchise/{{Rambo}}?"''
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--> [[spoiler: '''[[HarrisonFord Max Drummer]]:''' "(Church) is... out of the picture!"]]
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--> [[spoiler: '''[[HarrisonFord Max Drummer]]:''' '''Max Drummer (Creator/HarrisonFord):''' "(Church) is... out of the picture!"]]
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* One of the things Gunnar does while travelling with [[ActionGirl CIA Agent Maggie Chan]] is to try to get her attention. Her capping off his efforts with an eyeroll [[EpicFail is priceless]].
* Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Smart Car. "My shoe is bigger than this car!"
** He also accidentally rips off the door when trying to open it. Church, not to be outdone, does the same to ''the other'' door.
* The [[MemeticMutation Chuck Norris fact]] that was worked in to Chuck's introduction scene:
-->'''Barney''': I heard you once got bitten by a king cobra.
-->'''Booker''': Yeah, and after five days of ''agonizing'' pain... ''(DramaticPause)'' ...the cobra died.
* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[TooDumbToLive all of the Expendables at once]], and they [[NoKillLikeOverkill open fire on him]]. Barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]
* [[KnifeNut Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."
* Gunnar telling the team that he wishes his last meal to be the [[ForeignQueasine Swedish specialty seal meat and whale ass...]]
* [[GeniusBruiser Gunnar's]] failed attempt at an improvised phosphate rock bomb.
--> '''Maggie:''' Don't cry.
--> '''Ross:''' You almost had an idea.
* Also, the dialogue leading to it:
--> '''Christmas''': (looking at Gunnar checking out the cave wall) What do you think he's doing?
--> '''Ross''': I dunno...making a bomb? Whay don't you go ask him?
--> '''Christmas''': Hey, Gunnar, what are you doing?
--> '''Gunnar''': Making a bomb! What does it look like?!
** This also serves as a throwback to the first movie when he was preparing to hang one of the pirates with basically the exact same dialogue.
* The exchange between Ross and Christmas concerning how big the {{Mook}} is, their backs turned to him the whole time.
--> '''Christmas:''' He's ''big''.
--> '''Ross:''' ...So?
--> '''Christmas:''' Just ''sayin'....''
* Most of their off-mission dialogues are pretty funny.
* Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger swapping catch-phrases during the final fight.
--> '''Trench''': I'm almost out. [[TheTerminator I'll be back!]]
--> '''Church''': You've been back enough. ''I'll'' be back!
--> '''Trench''': [[Franchise/DieHard Yippie-Ki-Yay...]]
--> ''(Booker comes in laying down cover fire...)''
--> '''Trench''': ''"Who's next, {{Rambo}}?"''
** Becomes more HilariousInHindsight (or [[HarsherInHindsight Harsher, depending on your opinion]]) when Bruce Willis refused to join Expendables 3, [[spoiler: which featured THIS burning TakeThat:]]
--> [[spoiler: '''[[HarrisonFord Max Drummer]]:''' "(Church) is... out of the picture!"]]
* This exchange in the sequel during the team's stop at a small village:
-->'''Hale''': Even you two rejects could get lucky around here.
-->'''Gunnar''': You think?
-->'''Toll''': I doubt it.
-->'''Barney''': You mind?
-->''(Mild pause)''
-->'''Villager''': Who you are?
-->'''Barney''': We're Americans.
-->'''Lee''': Since when?
-->'''Gunnar''': Swedish.
-->'''Hale''': Blackfoot.
-->'''Maggie''': Chinese.
-->'''Toll''': ''(Annoyed)'' Retards...
-->'''Barney''': ''(To Toll)'' You done?
* Church's token of gratitude to the team is a new plane... ''new plane'' meaning "rusty, beat-up An-2 biplane."
-->'''Barney:''' That thing belongs in a museum.
-->'''Trench:''' We ''all'' do...
** Made even funnier with Creator/HarrisonFord (who uttered the first phrase -- and was told the second phrase -- [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTHeLastCrusade twenty years earlier]]) appearing in the sequel.
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* Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Smart Car. "My shoe is bigger than this car!"
** He also accidentally rips off the door when trying to open it. Church, not to be outdone, does the same to ''the other'' door.
* The [[MemeticMutation Chuck Norris fact]] that was worked in to Chuck's introduction scene:
-->'''Barney''': I heard you once got bitten by a king cobra.
-->'''Booker''': Yeah, and after five days of ''agonizing'' pain... ''(DramaticPause)'' ...the cobra died.
* A hilarious moment of BlackComedy when the last Sang soldier in the village runs up to [[TooDumbToLive all of the Expendables at once]], and they [[NoKillLikeOverkill open fire on him]]. Barney sums it up: [[BondOneLiner "Rest in pieces!"]]
* [[KnifeNut Lee]] disguised as a priest as mooks close in. The camera pans so his face can be seen in the hood, and he tells the unsuspecting mooks "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."
* Gunnar telling the team that he wishes his last meal to be the [[ForeignQueasine Swedish specialty seal meat and whale ass...]]
* [[GeniusBruiser Gunnar's]] failed attempt at an improvised phosphate rock bomb.
--> '''Maggie:''' Don't cry.
--> '''Ross:''' You almost had an idea.
* Also, the dialogue leading to it:
--> '''Christmas''': (looking at Gunnar checking out the cave wall) What do you think he's doing?
--> '''Ross''': I dunno...making a bomb? Whay don't you go ask him?
--> '''Christmas''': Hey, Gunnar, what are you doing?
--> '''Gunnar''': Making a bomb! What does it look like?!
** This also serves as a throwback to the first movie when he was preparing to hang one of the pirates with basically the exact same dialogue.
* The exchange between Ross and Christmas concerning how big the {{Mook}} is, their backs turned to him the whole time.
--> '''Christmas:''' He's ''big''.
--> '''Ross:''' ...So?
--> '''Christmas:''' Just ''sayin'....''
* Most of their off-mission dialogues are pretty funny.
* Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger swapping catch-phrases during the final fight.
--> '''Trench''': I'm almost out. [[TheTerminator I'll be back!]]
--> '''Church''': You've been back enough. ''I'll'' be back!
--> '''Trench''': [[Franchise/DieHard Yippie-Ki-Yay...]]
--> ''(Booker comes in laying down cover fire...)''
--> '''Trench''': ''"Who's next, {{Rambo}}?"''
** Becomes more HilariousInHindsight (or [[HarsherInHindsight Harsher, depending on your opinion]]) when Bruce Willis refused to join Expendables 3, [[spoiler: which featured THIS burning TakeThat:]]
--> [[spoiler: '''[[HarrisonFord Max Drummer]]:''' "(Church) is... out of the picture!"]]
* This exchange in the sequel during the team's stop at a small village:
-->'''Hale''': Even you two rejects could get lucky around here.
-->'''Gunnar''': You think?
-->'''Toll''': I doubt it.
-->'''Barney''': You mind?
-->''(Mild pause)''
-->'''Villager''': Who you are?
-->'''Barney''': We're Americans.
-->'''Lee''': Since when?
-->'''Gunnar''': Swedish.
-->'''Hale''': Blackfoot.
-->'''Maggie''': Chinese.
-->'''Toll''': ''(Annoyed)'' Retards...
-->'''Barney''': ''(To Toll)'' You done?
* Church's token of gratitude to the team is a new plane... ''new plane'' meaning "rusty, beat-up An-2 biplane."
-->'''Barney:''' That thing belongs in a museum.
-->'''Trench:''' We ''all'' do...
** Made even funnier with Creator/HarrisonFord (who uttered the first phrase -- and was told the second phrase -- [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTHeLastCrusade twenty years earlier]]) appearing in the sequel.
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