History Funny / TheExpanse

* YourMileageMayVary, but some might find Maneo's [[LudicrousGibs ultimate fate]] [[BloodyHilarious amusing]].

* The {{Boarding Pod}}s are disguised as [=FedEx=] containers.

** After she talks him down, he asks her to rough him up a little and stuff him in a cargo locker so that his bosses don't think that he just gave up. She just shrugs in response.

!!Out-of-series

* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TheExpanse/comments/enmvaz/the_expanse_season_1_recap_acted_out_with_cats/ The Expanse season 1 acted out with cats!]]

-->'''Avasarala:''' [[FirstNameUltimatum James,]] my dear boy, I sent you to that planet to be my eyes and ears, and now, [[spoiler:large ruins that were ''supposed'' to be inert are shooting out lightning]] and there is ''nothing'' but ''radio silence'' from you. So, please, find a way to carve a few moments out of your ''[[SarcasmMode busy schedule,]]'' pick up a goddamn comm, and tell me precisely ''what the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[SuddenlyShouting IS GOING ON DOWN THERE!]]''

* After Fayez tells Murtry that he can't track the fleeing Lucia and Naomi due to the connection dropping because of the planet being in the way (he's on the ''Edward Israel'' in orbit), he expresses his contempt for Murtry [[http://imgur.com/gallery/GcqIiLP by flipping him off with both hands]] after the connection indeed drops.

* Melba Koh [[spoiler: really Clarissa Mao]] has finally found Holden, locked into a prisoner cell across from him. When he introduces himself with a simple "Hey. I"m Jim, what are you in for?" all she can do is laugh.

* After Fayez tells Murtry that he can't track the fleeing Lucia and Naomi due to the connection dropping because of the planet being in the way (he's on the ''Edward Israel'' in orbit), he expresses his contempt for Murtry by flipping him off with both hands after the connection indeed drops.

** After Fayez tells Murtry that he can't track the fleeing Lucia and Naomi due to the connection dropping because of the planet being in the way (he's on the ''Edward Israel'' in orbit), he expresses his contempt for Murtry by flipping him off with both hands after the connection indeed drops.

-->'''Bobbie:''' Holden, it's Bobbie Draper.
-->'''Holden:''' Really?
-->'''Bobbie:''' Yeah. It's me. I need you to slow down.
-->'''Holden:''' Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to... Sorry, Bobbie, I wasn't talking to you.
-->'''Bobbie:''' Are you on another channel?
-->'''Holden:''' What? No. I mean, yes. Yes. Another channel.
-->'''Bobbie:''' Who are you talking to, Holden?
-->'''Holden:''' Monkeys and microwaves?
-->'''Bobbie:''' Holden, are you all right?
-->'''Holden:''' Exactly.
-->'''Bobbie:''' Holden. You need to slow down and let us bring you in.
-->'''Holden:''' Just give me a minute...
-->'''Bobbie:''' I promise we'll hear you out.
-->'''Holden:''' I didn't blow up the ''Seung-Un'', and Alex and Amos had nothing to do with it either. I need to go.

-->'''Alex:''' Bobbie?!
-->'''Bobbie:''' Alex?!
-->'''Alex:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Jesus]]''.
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-->'''Bobby:''' Alex?!

--->'''Miller''': Are you a medic?\\

** Earlier in the episode when Miller and Holden raids a drug cabinet.
--->'''Miller''': Are you a medic?\\
'''Holden''': Ice hauler.\\
'''Miller''': Great.

[[folder:"Remember the Cant"]]

[[folder:"CQB"]]

[[folder:"Back to the Butcher"]]

[[folder:"Salvage"]]

[[folder:"Leviathan Wakes"]]

[[folder:"Doors and Corners"]]

[[folder:"Static"]]

[[folder:"Godspeed"]]

[[folder:"Home"]]

[[folder:"Paradigm Shift"]]

[[folder:"Pyre"]]

[[folder:"The Weeping Somnambulist"]]

[[folder:"Here There Be Dragons"]]

[[folder:"The Monster and the Rocket"]]

[[folder:"Caliban's War"]]

[[folder:"Fight of Flight"]]

[[folder:"IFF"]]

[[folder:"Assured Destruction"]]

[[folder:"Reload"]]

[[folder:"Triple Point"]]

[[folder:"Immolation"]]

[[folder:"Delta-V"]]

[[folder: "It Reaches Out"]]

[[folder:"Intransigence"]]

[[folder:"Dandelion Sky"]]

[[folder:"Abaddon's Gate"]]

-->'''Avasarala''': This is going to be a very tedious conversation.

* "The Ring: In orbit beyond Uranus." A [[UranusIsShowing pretty unfortunate choice of words]], no?
* A female reporter doing a biography on Holden's crew offers to sleep with Amos if it will get him talking. He refuses, stating "I don't shit where I eat." Her male cameraman decides to try his hand, and Amos offers the same response. When he points out that Amos lives on a starship -- in essence, he does shit where he eats -- Amos counters that he doesn't shit in the galley.

* Martian marines set to intercept Holden and try to get radio contact with him while he is talking to the mental image of Detective Miller. HilarityEnsues.

-->'''Holden:''' I didn't blow up the Seung Un, and Alex and Amos had nothing to do with it either. I need to go.

-->'''Admiral Souther''': [[TranquilFury Get the fuck out of my way, sailor.]]

* When Prax calls Amos his best friend in front of Mei, [[MeaningfulBackgroundEvent Amos gives him a shocked wide-eyed look and then appears thoughtful for a moment.]] You can see him thinking "The fuck? No one has called me ''that'' before..."

** After a brief talk following that, Amos tells Holden that if he needs to vent and smash some stuff, he should go ahead. [[CallBack Just leave the coffee maker alone this time.]]

* Naomi and Drummer remotely watching Holden speak to the Investigator results in hilariously confused expressions that are a mix between "is this guy really crazy?" and "this is our only hope to survive."