History Funny / TheEmpireStrikesBack

-->'''Lando:'''[[TheStoolPigeon I had no choice!!]]

-->'''Han:''' "Not entirely stable." [[SarcasmMode Well, I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.]] Chewie, take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

* Luke's reaction to Leia's kiss, and Han's reaction to both.

** It gets even funnier after Luke orders R2 to back down and R2's arm withdraws into a panel, which Yoda proceeds to cheerfully tap shut with his stick.

-->'''Han:''' Am I, then why are you following me? Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?\\
-->'''Leia:''' I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!\\
-->'''Han:''' I can arrange that. ''[walking away]'' You could USE A GOOD KISS!!\\

** What amuses me is that, even as Lando is removing Chewie's handcuffs, Leia's saying, "Do you think that after what you did to Han, that we're going to trust--" And right as she finishes with "--you?", Chewie's hands are free, and he decides to, ahem, voice that opinion also. A bit more strenuously.

'''Leia:''' Yes. You're a great help to us. You're a natural leader.
'''Ham:''' No! That's not it! Come on! Ahhhhh, come on!
'''Leia:''' You're imagining things!
'''Han:''' Am I, then why are you following me? Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?\\
'''Leia:''' I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!\\
'''Han:''' I can arrange that. ''[walking away]'' You could USE A GOOD KISS!!\\
''[Leia sees someone listening to their conversation... Who turns around and hurriedly makes himself scarce.]''

* This dialogue:
-->'''Han:''' Why are you following me? Afraid I'll leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?\\
'''Leia:''' I'd rather kiss a Wookie.\\

-->'''C-3PO:''' Sir, might I venture an opinion?\\
'''Han:''' I'm not interested in your opinion.

'''Yoda:''' It's mine! Or I'll help you not!\\

-->[[TheStoolPigeon I... had... no... choice!!]]
-->[[SarcasmMode Oh we understand him, don't we Chewie "He had no choice."]]

''(Chewie push Lando out of his way to fix it, again.)''

** Naturally, as soon as Artoo does fix it, Threepio [[HypocriticalHumor shifts gears]]:
---> "[[BlatantLies I never doubted you for a second]]! Wonderful!"

* More of the BlackComedy variety, but the rapid rate of Vader's removal of incompetent officers basically becomes a RunningGag.

** Plus, remember what is at the bottom of that maintenance pit: Chewbacca.

*
-->'''C-3PO:''' Sir, might I give you my opinion?\\
'''Han:''' I'm not interested in your opinions.

* For some reason, this exchange always cracks this Troper up.
''Vader'': I want them ALIVE, NO DISINTIGRATIONS!
''Boba Fett'': (clearly disappointed) As you wish.

* "Artoo, come back here at once; you haven't finished with me yet! You don't know how to fix the hyperdrive! ''Chewbacca'' can do it! I'm standing here in pieces and ''you're'' having delusions of grandeur!" Of course, seconds later, Artoo ''does'' fix the hyperdrive. (And he slides bodily into a maintenance pit for his trouble.)

* After Lando ratted out on Han and tried to gain Leia's trust by opening Chewie's handcuffs, Chewie decides to play [[IncrediblyLamePun Strangle Calrissian]]

* After Lando takes command of the ''Falcon,'' the look on Chewie and Leia's faces when the hyperdrive doesn't work for the ''third time in the film'' is just priceless. They just look at each other with incredulous resignation. And then Lando and Chewie start going crazy while Leia slumps dejectedly into a chair.

* "Laugh it ''up,'' fuzzball!"

* After Lando ratted out on Han and tried to gain Leia's trust by opening her handcuffs, Chewie decides to play [[IncrediblyLamePun Strangle Calrissian]]

--> '''Leia:''' You certainly have a way with people.

'''Han:''' I can arrange that. ''[walking away]'' He could USE A GOOD KISS!!\\

-->[[SarcasmMode Oh we understand him, don't we Chewie "He had no choice."]]

* Yoda rummaging through Luke's supplies and beating on R2 with his stick when the droid interferes.

'''Han:''' I'm not interested in your opinions.

''[Leia sees someone listening to their conversation. He just went to a door.]''

'''Han:''' I can arrange that. ''[walking away]'' You could USE A GOOD KISS!!\\

* "Never tell me the odds!"