History Funny / TheDisasterArtist

* During post-production, one crew member tries to persuade Tommy to cut the shot of his naked ass...because, he claims, it was scaring his wife.

* The film's editor tried to convince Tommy to cut the shot of his naked ass from the movie, [[BrainBleach on the grounds that the sight of it scared his wife]].

** Greg compares Sandy's later claims to have directed the lion's share of ''The Room'' to "claiming to have been the ''Hindenburg's'' principal aeronautics engineer".

* When Tommy is told he can get SAG membership by starring in a commercial, he ends up [[LoopholeAbuse directing, writing, producing and starring in a commercial (mostly swiped from Greg's demo reel) for Street Fashions, a company Tommy owns]]. Greg imagines the SAG people taking one look at this and then frantically combing over their legal fine print to find ''anything'' that would allow them to not let Wiseau join their ranks.

* When Tommy is told he can get SAG membership by starring in a commercial, he ends up [[LoopholeAbuse directing, writing, producing and starring in a commercial (mostly swiped from Greg's demo reel) for Street Fashions, a company Tommmy owns]]. Greg imagines the SAG people taking one look at this and then frantically combing over their legal fine print to find ''anything'' that would allow them to not let Wiseau join their ranks.

* Greg debunks the idea that the money Wiseau used to make The Room came from criminal connections...by pointing out that if he were running a criminal enterprise of some sort, Tommy Wiseau is the LAST person he would ever trust to be part of it in any form. Given Wiseau's spending habits and general eccentricity, it's hard to disagree with Sestero on this point.

* Tommy's surreal tribute on the anniversary of 9/11 such as forcing the cast and crew to remain in a hot office with no air conditioning for five minutes in order "to remember the American Flag", restarting the timer anyone of them laughed or made a sound, then running after swearing out bin Laden and leading everyone in a chant of [[ImmigrantPatriotism USA! USA!]]

* Tommy's bizarre first draft, with incomprehensible dialogue ("Promotion! Promotion! That's all I ever hear about. Here is your coffee and english muffin and burn your mouth.") and nonsensical twists (Such as Johnny's car flying off the roof because [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Tommy believed him to be a vampire.]])

* Tommy's surreal tribute on the anniversary of 9/11 such as forcing the cast and crew to remain in a hot office with no air conditioning for five minutes in order "to remember the American Flag", restarting the timer anyone of them laughed or made a sound, then running after swearing out bin Laden and shouting [[ImmigrantPatriotism USA! USA!]]

* When Graham and his crew [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere pack up and leave]] after not wanting to deal with Tommy's BadLiar nature, the latter screams at him and calls him a [[BigStupidDooDooHead sissy]].

* Tommy's surreal tribute on the anniversary of 9/11 such as forcing the cast and crew to remain in a hot office with no air conditioning for five minutes, restarting the timer anyone of them laughed or made a sound, then running after swearing out bin Laden and shouting [[ImmigrantPatriotism USA! USA!]]

* Tommy's surreal tribute on the anniversary of 9/11 such as forcing the cast in crew to remain in a hot office for five minutes, restarting the timer anyone of them made a sound, then running after swearing out bin Laden and shouting [[ImmigrantPatriotism USA! USA!]]

* Tommy's encounter with Greg's mom, culminating in ordering Tommy not to have sex with her son.

* Tommy's bizarre first draft, with incomprehensible dialogue (Promotion! Promotion! That's all I ever hear about. Here is your coffee and english muffin and burn your mouth.) and nonsensical twists (Such as Johnny's car flying off the roof because [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Tommy believed him to be a vampire.]])

* Greg encountering a rather...interesting collection of Tommy's headshots (duck-lipped and "suave" looking, i.e "[[Film/Zoolander Blue Steel]]"). [[ExactWords In his own words, he called them "scary."]]

* Greg encountering a rather...interesting collection of Tommy's headshots (i.e. duck-lipped and "suave" looking). [[ExactWords In his own words, he called them "scary."]]

* Tommy belting out "A Whole New World" from Disney's {{Aladdin}} in the shower. Even funnier when you remember how Tommy/Johnny pronounced the word "world" in TheRoom.

* When Greg had to call Dan Janjigian (Chris-R) to tell him that they were going to reshoot his scenes, Dan's response upon picking up the phone was "Did Tommy blow up the studio yet?"