History Funny / TheDefenders2017

* Jessica's introduction: she's passed out in a bar...in the early morning. She wakes up, just in time to help Trish, who is [[https://twitter.com/TheDefenders/status/889180011256717312 trying unsuccessfully]] to talk a parking enforcement officer out of towing her car. Suddenly, there's a spark, the tow cable breaks, and Jessica pulls the car back into a legal parking space. Trish lets out an amused smile, which she promptly wipes off her face as the bewildered cop turns to her.
-->'''Cop:''' What?!\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah. [[SelfDeprecation And I'm a Catholic. I have a soft spot for hopeless causes]]. ''[beat]'' [[CannotTellAJoke That was a bad joke, sorry.]]\\

* Jessica poses as a goofy blog owner seeking office space in order to get info on Midland Circle.

'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[to Matt]'' God, you're weird...

-->'''Stick:''' Well, if I kneel before you right now, shithead, will you shut up?

** As Stick [[spoiler:decapitates Sowande]], Luke and Jessica give shocked and horrified expressions at what they just witnessed, while Matt's expression is merely one of, "Oh, great, Stick is killing people, ''again''."

*** Murdock could probably hear a great deal, although Misty wouldn't know that.

'''Jessica Jones:''' Is there a plan where I get my scarf back?\\

'''Danny Rand:''' What? C'mon! You've seen it in action. Twice now.\\

** From the way the camera is positioned, it's also pretty apparent that Matt must have stripped naked and changed into the Daredevil armor ''in the middle of the street'', right in front of Luke and Jessica.

* The fact that the show regularly pokes fun at some of the more ridiculous parts of Matt, like the unnecessary parkour, the ridiculous lying/secret keeping, the secret identity hijinx, and well, the costume. Matt plays it incredibly straight, and NORMAL people react to Matt’s ridiculousness like normal people would.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXfnxRTePA The cast recalling an incident]] from filming the scene of Matt interrogating Sowande, in which Creator/CharlieCox (who insisted he would be able to do the stunt practically instead of just using VFX in post production) was supposed to use the grappling cable/billy club and throw it at something only to hit Creator/MikeColter in the head, despite Cox claiming to have nailed it in the rehearsal leading up to the scene. The best part? While Mike is recounting the entire story on his own, Krysten is absolutely losing her shit.
** Even funnier is Charlie and Creator/FinnJones' reaction as they watch a video of Mike and Creator/KrystenRitter recounting the story.

* Once Matt puts on the Daredevil suit once again, he looks hilariously out of place fighting next to normally dressed Luke, Jessica, and Danny. And the show gets every bit of comedic mileage it can Lampshading that fact.

'''Jessica Jones:''' Come again?\\

--->'''Trish''': ''[recoiling]'' Is there whiskey in this?!\\
'''Jessica''': ''[casually, switching cups]'' Oops, that's mine.

'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[makes a face of "Never mind, then. Moving on..."]'' ...Are you always this rude to people trying to help you?\\

'''Jessica Jones:''' I'm done explaining this. (''Jessica turns a large desk over and pushes it in front of the door'')\\
'''Owner:''' (''in Mandarin'') What are you doing!?\\

'''Owner:''' (''Still in Mandarin'') It ''is'' closed!\\
'''Danny Rand:''' (''Also in Mandarin'') We have no intention of hurting you.\\

'''Danny Rand:''' (''To the Owner in Mandarin'') You can trust us.\\

'''Danny Rand:''' ''(to the waiter as food comes out)'' Hey! Are those pork?\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' No, they're shrimp. ''(another waiter comes in)'' Oh! But this guy's got pork.\\

'''Luke Cage:''' ''(rolls his eyes in an "Not this again" expression)''\\

-->'''Danny Rand:''' This feels like something else is at work here. [[ContrivedCoincidence The four of us show up to fight a criminal organization at the same moment?]] [[LampshadeHanging How obvious does it have to be?]] This... This cannot be an accident.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Okay. I know you mean well, but we're not whatever you think we are. All right? We're four very different people, and while we might all have been trying to do some good, we need to be rational about how we proceed. ''[Matt hears Stick's heartbeat]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh you've got to be kidding me...]]\\

'''Stick:''' Me too. ''([[RefugeInAudacity waves his hand in front of his eyes]])'' Guess that won't be today.

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXfnxRTePA The cast recalling an incident]] from filming the scene of Matt interrogating Sowande, in which Creator/CharlieCox (who insisted he would be able to do the stunt practically instead of just using VFX in post production) was supposed to use the grappling cable/billy club and throw it at something only to hit Creator/MikeColter in the head, despite Cox claiming to have nailed it in the rehearsal leading up to the scene. The best part? While Mike is recounting the entire story on his own, Krysten is absolutely losing her shit.

** She talked about that photo when she was interviewed on "Wait Wait don't tell me." turns out, Mike Colter was just off camera and mercilessly making fun of both of them when the photo was taken.

-->'''Karen Page:''' Congratulations, Mr. Murdock.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Oh! Thank you, Miss Page.

-->'''Cop:''' What?!
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' [[DeadpanSnarker We got a problem?]]

-->'''Trish''': ''[recoiling]'' Is there whiskey in this?!\\

-->'''Misty Knight:''' I heard about her. [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller Thought she'd be bigger.]]
-->'''Captain Strieber:''' She said she was following a client. I bet this scared the shit out of her.
-->'''Misty Knight:''' Rumor is she ain't scared of much.
-->'''Captain Strieber:''' ''[biting a toothpick]'' Well, then she ain't met you.

-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Are these [handcuffs] necessary?
-->'''Misty Knight:''' Standard protocol. Nothing personal. ''[puts down one folder]'' [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled John Raymond]], the body we found in your office / apartment. ''[puts down another folder]'' [[{{Sidekick}} Malcolm Ducasse]], your friend being interrogated down the hall. ''[puts down another folder]'' And Jessica...
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' I don't know what you're talking about-
-->'''Misty Knight:''' ...Jones. ''[puts down ''a second'' file, beyond overstuffed, with ''more'' stuff on Jessica]''
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[impressed]''...Really?
-->'''Misty Knight:''' You have been a huge pain in my ass all day, you know that?

-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Are you a public defender?
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Uh, no.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Then what are you doing here?
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' A, uh, friend [Foggy] referred me. He works for-
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Let me guess, Jeri Hogarth.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Right.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' I didn't know she did diversity hires.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[smiles and removes his notes from his briefcase]'' Uh, I'm independent. I don't work for her firm.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Well I'm not paying you.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' You don't have to.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Oh, 'cause she'll foot the bill?
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah. [[SelfDeprecation And I'm a Catholic. I have a soft spot for hopeless causes]]. ''[beat]'' [[CannotTellAJoke That was a bad joke, sorry.]]
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Barely.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Um, Miss Jones, may I ask how long you've been a PI?
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' No.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[makes a face of "Never mind, then. Moving on..."]'' ...Are you always this rude to people trying to help you?
-->''[[[NotSoAboveItAll Jessica]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny smirks]]]''
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' You know what, I'm gonna find my own lawyer. Thanks.

--->'''Danny Rand:''' ...He punched me.\\

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' No you don't. Trust me.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Yes I do. You're the Devil of Hell's Kitchen. Or Devil Boy. Or whatever it is you like to be called.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Whatever you're insinuating, I don't-
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' I'm a PI. I put two and two together. Besides, you leaping around the city like a Russian gymnast didn't exactly help.

** And the cherry on top: Jessica arrives by smashing the window AND hitting Elektra with the car, then walks to join the others in the coolest fashion possible while Elektra gives her the stink eye.

-->'''Luke Cage:''' She's annoying!
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Tell me about it...

--->'''Karen Page:''' What, Matt didn't tell you?
--->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Matt doesn't tell me ''anything''.

--->'''Luke Cage:''' Molten heart, huh? I bet that must've hurt.
--->'''Danny Rand:''' Like you wouldn't believe.

* Just like when Matt first brought Karen to his apartment, Jessica can't help but wonder how Matt can afford the space. Matt points out the billboard and says he goes out and roughs up tenants late on rent.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' I hope that's a joke.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[laughs awkwardly as he puts the armor back in the chest]'' Sorry about the mess.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' It's all right, you should see my place.

--->'''Madame Gao:''' [[ButForMeItWasTuesday ....The past is the past.]]

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Whoa, Matt, hold on!
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Foggy, where are we?
-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Harlem precinct, private office. And if we're painting the whole picture, you look like shit.[[note]]Considering Matt looks practically fine, and very ripped given he's now in a tight-fitting NYPD t-shirt[[/note]] They took your shirt for blood samples. Claire gave you a quick look, nothing's broken, but the cops have a lot of questions.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I wasn't wearing the suit!]]
-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' I know. There is a god, after all.

--->'''Matt Murdock:''' I don't have a choice. He's the Iron Fist.
--->'''Foggy Nelson:''' I'm not gonna even pretend to know what that means.

--->'''Misty Knight:''' Mr. Murdock, you're up.
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Is that you, Detective?
--->'''Misty Knight:''' I've got one of your clients scared shitless across the hallway and the other one passed out. So, I'm gonna need you to answer a few questions.
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Oh! Well, unfortunately, whatever happened is protected by attorney-client privilege.
--->'''Misty Knight:''' That's cute, but, cut the shit. Because we both know you're not just a lawyer in all this. You're something more. As of right now, you're a person of interest. A witness to a crime.
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' A witness? ''[bites his lip]'' [[DeadpanSnarker What, do you want me to describe how it sounded, Detective?]]
--->'''Foggy Nelson:''' ''[rolls his eyes, as if thinking "[[BrickJoke I knew I should have listened to my mom and Theo and become a butcher]]"]''
--->'''Misty Knight:''' Perhaps you didn't hear me when I said "cut the shit".

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Did you hear what that cop said? If you're ever investigated, you'll lose everything. They re-open every case; matter of fact, I come down with you, we both get disbarred.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I can't do this right now, the entire city is in danger-
-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' I know. And I’m not dumb enough to think I can try and stop you. I’m here because I’m trying to help you keep your two lives separate. So they don’t lump you in with Mr. Bulletproof and...Super Music/JoanJett in there! You understand?
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah, I do.

* Luke returns home from the scuffle with Danny in the alleyway. Claire finds Luke in the kitchen making an icepack for his face. As Luke describes the "skinny white kid with a glowing fist" that clocked him, you can see the gears in Claire's head turning as she realizes, "Oh, fuck, he's crossed paths with Danny." She picks up her phone, begins dialing, and tells Luke, "There's someone that you need to meet"...
** ...which causes the scene to immediately cut to a very annoyed Danny standing face-to-face with Luke in Colleen's dojo.

'''Jessica Jones:''' [[SayingTooMuch I have pictures, asshole.]] ''[Matt abruptly grabs Jessica's camera]'' [[PrecisionFStrike What the fuck]]- ''[Matt smashes her camera]''

** In the same shot Jessica and Luke seem relaxed while Murdock is in combat stance looking decidedly odd in his parka with a scarf over the top of his face.

'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[raises finger]'' No. Uh-uh. I never joined his war. Hey Stick, you and I need to talk.\\

** Trish is more fixated by the fact that Jessica knows Daredevil than the fact that someone tried to kill her.

** While Karen got the full briefing from Matt in person when he grabbed her from the ''Bulletin'', he only gave Foggy the Cliff Notes version over the phone.

* Jessica goes to the city's archives to search through the old records using the shipping manifests on the explosives. Every single time she thinks she's found the source of materials on the bombs, it ends up just being a transfer of assets to ''another'' shell company. By the time Jessica's worked her way through the archives, she's gone back to 1820 and still has no idea what this company is or what they actually do.

'''Jessica Jones:''' Why are you following me?\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[suddenly confused]'' [[FlatWhat Excuse me?]]\\
'''Jessica Jones:''' [[SayingTooMuch I have pictures, asshole.]] ''[Matt abruptly grabs Jessica's camera]'' [[CurseCutShort What the f--?!]] ''[Matt smashes her camera]''

'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[shrugs]'' [[NoodleIncident We met. We drank. I shot him in the head.]] ''[Matt laughs]''\\

''[There's a sudden crash in the back. Luke, Jessica and Danny all jump to their feet while Matt slowly stands up. Moments later, Stick walks in]''\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' No. Uh-uh. I never joined his war. Hey Stick, you and I need to talk.\\

** Jessica decides she's done with all the mystical nonsense Stick is talking about and starts to leave. He promptly barks, "Sit down and shut up!" Jessica gives him a wide-eyed look of "What did you just say to me?!" And then the scene cuts to Jessica doing something unheard of in the series to this point: smacking open the door and marching out, blatantly ignoring the angry, cantankerous old man.

-->'''Luke Cage:''' ''How'' are you still hungry?\\

'''Luke Cage:''' ''[chuckles and grins]''\\

--->'''Stick:''' Now it's a goddamn party!

** As Stick [[spoiler:decapitates Sowande]], Luke and Jessica give shocked and horrified expressions at what they just witnessed, while Matt just looks like he's thinking, "Oh, great, Stick is killing people, ''again''."

-->'''Luke Cage:''' Meditating. I think. He said something about crane pulls and centering his animal, then I tuned him out.

--->'''Foggy Nelson:''' ''[rolls his eyes, as if thinking "[[BrickJoke I knew I should have listened to my mom and become a butcher]]"]''

** From the way the camera is positioned, it's also pretty apparent that Matt must have stripped naked and changed into the Daredevil armor in the middle of the street, right in front of Luke and Jessica.

'''Matt Murdock:''' No, the circumstances could be better. I'm just saying, you know, [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming I'm glad we found each other.]]\\

* As Luke is being released from prison, one of the guards pretends to fumble around while undoing Luke's handcuffs. Luke then promptly snaps the handcuffs by himself.

** As Trish and Jessica are walking afterwards, Trish takes a sip from her coffee, and realizes there's whiskey in it. Turns out she accidentally took a sip from Jessica's coffee. They switch cups and resume their conversation.

-_->'''Matt Murdock:''' How did you find us, Stick?\\

_-->'''Stick:''' ''[points to Danny]'' Because this one, the Immortal Iron Fist, living weapon and protector of the Ancient City, is still a thundering dumbass. ''[pulls a cell phone out of Danny's breast pocket and crushes it with his foot]'' New rules, kid: shit like that will get you killed.

_-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[laughs]'' [[HereWeGoAgain Yeah, here it comes]]...\\

-_->'''Stick:''' I trained him to fight a war. ''[scoffs]'' He decided to put on an ''outfit''. Stop muggers in back alleys.

--->'''Jessica Jones:''' MURDOCK! What-
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' We need to leave, ''now''.
--->'''Jessica Jones:''' If you grab me like that again, I'll punch you so hard you'll see!
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Listen, I've been here before-
--->'''Jessica Jones:''' Why are you following me?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' And you're in serious danger.
--->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[scoffs]'' What kind of lawyer are you?
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' This case you took, it's leading you towards something truly sinister.
--->'''Jessica Jones:''' OK, you are the most full-of-shit lawyer I've ever met, [[EvilLawyerJoke and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.]]
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Let's talk about this somewhere else-
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Let's talk about it, never. ''[beat]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Unless you want to tell me how a blind man moves the way you do.]]
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[suddenly confused]'' [[FlatWhat Excuse me?]]
--->'''Jessica Jones:''' [[SayingTooMuch I have pictures, asshole.]] ''[Matt abruptly grabs Jessica's camera]'' [[CurseCutShort What the f--?!]] ''[Matt smashes her camera]''

--->'''Danny Rand:''' [[YouExclamation You?!]]
--->'''Luke Cage:''' Me.
--->''[Danny shoves one of the goons holding him down in Luke's direction. Luke grabs the guy [[NeckLift by the neck]] and punches him into a wall]''
--->'''Danny Rand:''' So punching's okay now?
--->'''Luke Cage:''' ''[tosses another Hand goon over his shoulder]'' [[CasualDangerDialogue It's complicated...]]

--->'''Luke Cage''': Jessica?\\
'''Jessica Jones''': Luke.\\
'''Luke Cage''': How have you been?\\
'''Jessica Jones''': Long story.\\
'''Danny Rand''': We have to get out of here.\\
'''Jessica Jones''': ''[points to Danny]'' Who's he?\\
'''Luke Cage''': Longer story. ''[points to Matt]'' Who's he?

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Mr. Lucas? Or Mr. Cage? Which do you prefer? I forget.

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' People call me Foggy.\\

-->'''Colleen Wing:''' Hey there, assholes... ''[knocks out one of the crew]''

-->'''Danny Rand:''' ...He punched me.\\

-->'''Designer:''' Can you keep a secret?\\

-->'''Jessica Jones:''' MURDOCK! What-
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' We need to leave, ''now''.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' If you grab me like that again, I'll punch you so hard you'll see!
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Listen, I've been here before-
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Why are you following me?
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' And you're in serious danger.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[scoffs]'' What kind of lawyer are you?
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' This case you took, it's leading you towards something truly sinister.
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' OK, you are the most full-of-shit lawyer I've ever met, [[EvilLawyerJoke and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.]]
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Let's talk about this somewhere else-

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[suddenly confused]'' [[FlatWhat Excuse me?]]
-->'''Jessica Jones:''' [[SayingTooMuch I have pictures, asshole.]] ''[Matt abruptly grabs Jessica's camera]'' [[CurseCutShort What the f--?!]] ''[Matt smashes her camera]''

-->'''Danny Rand:''' [[YouExclamation You?!]]
-->'''Luke Cage:''' Me.
-->''[Danny shoves one of the goons holding him down in Luke's direction. Luke grabs the guy [[NeckLift by the neck]] and punches him into a wall]''
-->'''Danny Rand:''' So punching's okay now?
-->'''Luke Cage:''' ''[tosses another Hand goon over his shoulder]'' [[CasualDangerDialogue It's complicated...]]

-->'''Jessica Jones:''' You look like an asshole.\\

-->'''Luke Cage''': Jessica?\\

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' I think we're safe for now.\\

'''Jessica Jones:''' ''[shrugs]'' [[NoodleIncident We met. We drank. I shot him in the head.]] ''[Matt laughs]''
-->'''Luke Cage:''' Why are you still wearing that thing?

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' How did you find us, Stick?\\

-->'''Stick:''' ''[points to Danny]'' Because this one, the Immortal Iron Fist, living weapon and protector of the Ancient City, is still a thundering dumbass. ''[pulls a cell phone out of Danny's breast pocket and crushes it with his foot]'' New rules, kid: shit like that will get you killed.

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[laughs]'' [[HereWeGoAgain Yeah, here it comes]]...\\

-->'''Stick:''' I trained him to fight a war. ''[scoffs]'' He decided to put on an ''outfit''. Stop muggers in back alleys.

-->'''Stick:''' Now it's a goddamn party!

-->'''Karen Page:''' What, Matt didn't tell you?
-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Matt doesn't tell me ''anything''.

-->'''Misty Knight:''' I'm told my uniforms confiscated something unusual from you.\\

-->'''Danny Rand:''' Is he dead?\\

-->'''Luke Cage:''' Wait a minute. What do you mean, "resurrected"?\\

-->'''Luke Cage:''' Molten heart, huh? I bet that must've hurt.
-->'''Danny Rand:''' Like you wouldn't believe.

-->'''Danny Rand:''' ''Our'' Jessica?

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' I don't have a choice. He's the Iron Fist.
-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' I'm not gonna even pretend to know what that means.

-->'''Misty Knight:''' Mr. Murdock, you're up.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Is that you, Detective?
-->'''Misty Knight:''' I've got one of your clients scared shitless across the hallway and the other one passed out. So, I'm gonna need you to answer a few questions.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Oh! Well, unfortunately, whatever happened is protected by attorney-client privilege.
-->'''Misty Knight:''' That's cute, but, cut the shit. Because we both know you're not just a lawyer in all this. You're something more. As of right now, you're a person of interest. A witness to a crime.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' A witness? ''[bites his lip]'' [[DeadpanSnarker What, do you want me to describe how it sounded, Detective?]]
-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' ''[rolls his eyes, as if thinking "[[BrickJoke I knew I should have listened to my mom and become a butcher]]"]''
-->'''Misty Knight:''' Perhaps you didn't hear me when I said "cut the shit".

-->'''Jessica Jones:''' You guys ready or what?\\

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah. [[SelfDeprecation And I'm a Catholic. I have a soft spot for hopeless causes]]. ''[beat]'' [[CantTellAJoke That was a bad joke, sorry.]]

'''Danny Rand:''' (''To Jessica in Mandarin'') Of course.\\

-->'''Jessica Jones:''' Let me guess: Jeri Hogarth.

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah. [[SelfDeprecation And I'm a Catholic. I have a soft spot for hopeless causes]]. ''[beat]'' That was a bad joke, sorry.

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[makes a face of "Ooohkay, never mind. Moving on..."]'' ...Are you always this rude to people trying to help you?

* Luke is then discharged, and is greeted by his lawyer, who we see is Foggy Nelson.

* As Jessica is getting off the elevator in her building, the doors try closing on her as she's stepping out.

-->'''Captain Strieber:''' Well, then she ain't met you.

* When Matt and Foggy's bar talk at Josie's turns to Karen, Foggy says "I talked to Karen. She said you guys [[DoubleEntendre grabbed coffee]]. [[ShipperOnDeck I don't mean to pry, but...where are you guys at? Relationship status?]]" Knowing that "grabbing coffee" is Luke and Claire's euphemism for sex, you'd be forgiven for thinking Foggy is trying to find out if Matt and Karen had sex rather than just go out to do her interview over lunch.

* Luke returns home from the scuffle with Danny in the alleyway. Claire finds Luke in the kitchen making an icepack for his face. As Luke describes the "skinny white kid with a glowing fist" that clocked him, you can see the gears in Claire's head turning as she realizes, "Oh, fuck, he's crossed paths with another friend of mine." She picks up her phone, begins dialing, and tells Luke, "There's someone that you need to meet"...

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' Okay. I know you mean well, but we're not whatever you think we are. All right? We're four very different people, and while we might all have been trying to do some good, we need to be rational about how we proceed. ''[Matt hears Stick's heartbeat approaching]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh you've got to be kidding me...]]\\

'''Stick:''' ''(sounding pleased)'' Matty.\\

** Stick is saying that the Chaste, followers of K'un-L'un, are the only reason the Hand haven't won their war. While he's saying this, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Matt is smiling in a way that conveys, "He talks about this outlandish shit as if he actually believes it"]].

** Supposedly, the "nice ears" remark was ad-libbed by Creator/KrystenRitter, and Creator/CharlieCox counteracted without breaking character.

-->'''Jessica Jones:''' OK, you are the most full-of-shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.