History Funny / TheDarkCrystalAgeOfResistance

[[folder: Episode 1: End. Begin. All the Same.]]

* The skeksis dancing after their first taste of essence. The Gourmand in particularly really gets into it.

[[folder: Episode 2: Nothing is Simple anymore]]
* Aughra's Podling assistant's morning routine, as he eats some oatmeal, some of it falls to the floor and all he can do is sleepily roll his eyes in annoyance.

--> '''skekTek:''' Explain yourself, skekSil!

* As Aughra marches angrily down the hall, she passes by the Dark Crystal floating in the chamber. Then her footsteps stop and she quickly backpedals.

[[folder: Episode 4: The First thing I remember is Fire]]

--> '''urGoh:''' Puppetry. Yay.\\

* [[TheDreaded skekMal the Hunter]] returning to the castle, mortally wounded, finally slumping on his knees in the throne room. The Ornamentalist then very tentatively pokes him with one finger and he keels over. Cue mass panicking from the other Skeksis.

--> Isn't this fancy?

[[folder: Episode 10: A Single Piece was Lost]]

-->Mine's broken.

** A Podling ends up losing his wig, making him scream.

** Later, we hear urGoh talking not so slowly as when he's first introduced, meaning he was clearly trolling skekGra.

* [[TheDreaded skekMal the Hunter]] returning to the castle, mortally wounded, finally slumping on his knees in the throne room. The Ornamentalist then very tentatively pokes him with one finger and he keels over. Cue mass panicking from the other skeksis.

-->'''Kylan:''' Scared ''you?'' I was nearly frightened to death!!

* skeLach after getting sprayed in the face by an arathim and spending most of Tavra and skekVar's fight in the catacombs blinded: "It's a good thing I was there to teach those disgusting critters a lesson!"

--> '''Scroll-Keeper:''' Poor Collector. skekLach never harmed anyone [[DistinctionWithoutADifference who didn't deserve it]]!

** The "Ear Mishap Saga", where back to back a series of scenes depicting some issues with the Gelfling puppets' pointed ears falling off. Starting with Rian casually remarking "Oh, I've lost an ear!", Brea's ear casually falling off onscreen, Deet taking something off her head and pulling off her ear in the process, causing her to scream. Then a scene with Gurjin, Mira, and Rian where Mira's ear is missing [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Mira casually remarks "Uh oh."]], and Rian screams in horror while moving about while [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Gurjin silently "faints" in the background.]]

** When [=skekSil=] (Warrick Brownlow-Pike) motions for the musicians, the camera pans to show the music chamber is empty.
-->'''Unkown voice, possibly skekSo/Dave Chapman''': They've buggered off!

-->'''Unknown voice''': Tch! Typical musicians union!
** skekSil/Warrick Brownlow-Pike asking if he and a captive Rian can stop off at a drive-thru [=McDonald=]'s or a Wimpy.

--> '''Gurjin:''' [[JoinTheArmyTheySaid 'Join the Guard,' they said. 'Nothing ever goes wrong at the CASTLE,' they said...]]\\

* The animosity between the Skesis can be incredibly entertaining to watch.

** Even after being tortured briefly through draining, Gurjin is still snarky towards the Skesis.

* Tavra telling Naia she will go along with her to help free her brother since she wants to see what the Skesis are doing with her own eyes.

* As the two Skesis are sizing up their volunteers, Ritual Master takes an interest in a Gelfling that the General claims is too small. We get this response from the Ritual Master that is both funny and creepy as he laps his tongue around his lips.

* The Skesis's [[OhNoNotAgain annoyed response]] to the Hunter dying and Aughra being reborn in his place.

[[caption-width-right:350:''"Puppetry. Yay"'']]

*** The whole puppet scene [[SugarWiki/VisualEffectsOfAwesome is a marvelous spectacle of traditional puppeteering styles]], but from a meta sense, it's kind of hilarious, considering Creator/JimHenson's creations have come completely full-circle, and we finally have [[UpToEleven puppets that are humans in special rigs performing puppetry for the viewing pleasure of more traditionally-designed bottom-up puppets]].

** Then the Emperor walks in mid-torture session. The Scientist immediately points the finger, saying it was all the General's idea. The General meanwhile tries to stutter an explanation, coming across like a kid who's been caught doing something he's not supposed to.

* skeLach after getting sprayed in the face by an arathim and spending most of Tavra and skekVar's fight in the catacoms blinded: "It's a good thing I was there to teach those disgusting critters a lesson!"

* The Scroll-Keeper vs Maudra Fara's Fizzgig.
** As Seladon helps Maudra Fara away: "Bring it back so I can kill it!"

** Then the Emperor walks in mid-torture session. The Scientist immediately points the finger, saying it was all the General's idea.

* The Arathim hiding in skekTek's lab with Aughra's eye to spy on the Skeksis. When it goes to leave, it accidentally drops the eyeball and chases it for several seconds over one of the tables. In the end it decides enough is enough, and jumps at the eyeball, faceplanting in a cartoonish manner while desperately holding the eyeball in place.

* The Arathim hiding in skekTek's lab with Aughra's eye to spy on the Skeksis. When it goes to leave, it accidentally drops the eyeball and chases it for several seconds over one of the tables.

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[[folder: Episode 10: A Single Piece was Lost]]

** As the Fizzgig runs away: "Bring it back so I can kill it!"
* The Wanderer and the Heretic's response to the Archer reviving momentarily.
--> '''skekGra:''' Well.
--> '''urGoh:''' That was... ''(raises all four hands)'' exciting!

* When Maudra Argot learns Deet and Rian are looking for the Dual Glaive, she starts whacking her cane against a rock. Deet and Rian watch in bewilderment until she reveals her half is hidden inside.

* skekMal returning to the castle, mortally wounded, finally slumping on his knees in the throne room. The Ornamentalist very tentatively pokes him with one finger and he keels over. Cue mass panicking from the other skeksis.

* SkekMal returning to the castle, mortally wounded, finally slumping on his knees in the throne room. The Ornamentalist very tentatively pokes him with one finger and he keels over. Cue mass panicking from the other skeksis.

** [[OnlySaneMan The whole Ritual-Master's behavior]]. He look like if he's really wishing having with him someone with more brain, like the Chamberlain, instead of [[ManChild the General]].

* Brea has to clean Podlings during her time with the Lesser Service, while wearing a ridiculous jester hat. She finally makes a deal with a little Podling girl to not clean her if she won't tell that she's leaving, at which the Podling girl gleefully starts making a dirt angel.

** Later, the Scroll-Keeper snipes that perhaps the reason why Aughra feels unwell is because her age has finally caught up with her, and Aughra hits back by telling the Skeksis they're ones to talk, calling them all "fat, shriveled, all at once" as she pokes the Scroll-Keeper's belly with her cane as she punctuates each word.

** Most of the Skeksis laughing at them and being delighted at the prospect of a fight between the two like immature children in a messy classroom when two boys are about to beat each other up.