History Funny / TheConversionBureauWorldsWhereItWouldntWork

* How did the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} UNSC]] get Xlestia to leave? By continually bombarding the barrier so Xlestia would not be able sleep until she left. The cherry on top? The last ship to make the run was the UNSC ''Ponies Go Home''.

** [[Series/Batman1966 Adam West Batman]] curb stomping Xlestia with InsaneTrollLogic!

* One of the reader requested scenarios was Equestria vs. the planet Neptune. Not any fictional world, the real life uninhabited gas giant. [[spoiler: Neptune wins.]]

-->'''Xlestia:''' That was my only prototype...

--> Saitama: ...what are you?
--> Xlestia: I am here to save these people from their foolish lives of needless hurt and suffering! (Leans her neck back and glares down, to give the impression that she is towering over him.)
--> Saitama: Ah-ha! You're a political activist!
--> (A millennium of practice at not reacting to idiocy was the only reason Xlestia managed to remain upright on her hooves.)

*** Even funnier when you remember that this isn't Saitama being silly- he has actually encountered a political activist group with nearly that exact philosophy, the Paradisers.

** [[Series/{{Batman}} Adam West Batman]] curb stomping Xlestia with InsaneTrollLogic!

** The scene where Canon!Luna and Discord are trying to figure out what has gotten into Xlestia. Special note goes to Discord drinking her experimental potion, causing ''the potted plant next him'' to turn into a very confused pegasus.

* The WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet section ends with Xlestia tied to a chair, force to listen to the AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle summation.

** Xlestia is gloating over deploying the Barrier, when [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} a blonde human with a parasol]] pops in and steals the whole thing. And then, she discovers exactly why the human world doesn't have any magic. [[RetGone First hoof.]]

* Xlestia manages to invade and convert a Hive World from TabletopGame/Warhammer40000, getting an additional 12 billion ponies to her forces. So how does the massively genocidal, xenophobic, vengeful and fanatical Imperium of Man react to the fact that heretical xeno scum that uses profane magic to get their way have taken over one of their Worlds and diverted the population from the glorious ways of The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind? Even to Xlestia's surprise, [[UnknownRival they simply don't care and hardly even notice]]. And for two simple reasons. The first being that the Imperium of Man is so gigantic that a defenseless Hive World of [[WeHaveReserves a measly 12 billion people means nothing to them]]. The second reason, which our tyrant finds out the ''very'' hard way right after her victory, [[HordeOfAlienLocusts The Tyranids]] have already come for an [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown all-you-can-eat pony-buffet]].

* Xlestia manages to invade and convert a Hive World from TabletopGame/Warhammer40000, getting an additional 12 billion ponies to her forces. So how does the massivley genocidal, xenophobic, vengeful and fanatical Imperium of Man react to the fact that heretical xeno scum that uses profane magic to get their way has taken over one of their Worlds and diverted the population from the glorious ways of The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind? Even to Xlestia's surprise, [[UnknownRival they simply don't care and hardly even notices]]. And for two simple reasons. The first being that the Imperium of Man is so gigantic that a defenseless Hive World of [[WeHaveReserves a measly 12 billion people means nothing to them]]. The second reason, wich our Queen finds out the ''very'' hard way right after her victory, [[HordeOfAlienLocusts The Tyranids]] have already come for an [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown all-you-can-eat pony-buffet]].

* Xlestia manages to invade and convert a Hive World from TabletopGame/Warhammer40000, getting an additional 12 billion ponies to her forces. So how does the massivley genocidal, xenophobic, vengeful and fanatical Imperium of Man react to the fact that heretical xeno scum that uses profane magic to get their way has taken over one of their Worlds and diverted the population from the glorious ways of The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind? Even to Xlestia's surprise, [[UnknownRival they simply don't care and hardly even notices]]. And for two simple reasons. The first being that the Imperium of Man is so gigantic that a defenseless Hive World of [[WeHaveReserves a measly 12 billion people means nothing to them]]. The second reason, wich our Queen finds out the ''very'' hard way right after her victory, [[HordeOfAlienLocust The Tyranids]] have already come for an [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown all-you-can-eat pony-buffet]].

--> (A millennium of practice at not reacting to idiocy was the only reason Xlestia managed to remain upright on her hooves.)

* Much of Xlestia's interaction with other character is funny.

** AdamWest!Batman curb stomping Xlestia with InsaneTrollLogic!

* How did the [[Franchise/{{Halo}} USNC]] get Xlestia to leave? By continually bombarding the barrier so Xlestia would not be able sleep until she left. The cherry on top? The last ship to make the run was the UNSC ''Ponies Go Home''.

* One of the reader requested scenarios was Equestira vs. the planet Neptune. Not any fictional world, the real life uninhabited gas giant. [[spoiler: Neptune wins.]]

--> Xlestia: I am here to save these people from their foolish lives of needless hurt and suffering! (Leans her neck back and glares done, to give the impression she is towering over him.)

-->'''Xlestia:''' That was my only prototype...

* How did the [[{{Halo}} USNC]] get Xlestia to leave? By continually bombarding the barrier so Xlestia would not be able sleep until she left. The cherry on top? The last ship to make the run was the UNSC ''Ponies Go Home''.

* The scientists of the Franchise/Pokemon? universe unknowingly countering all of Xlestia's attempts of conquering them through subtle means.

-->'''Xlestia:''' That was my only prototype.

* The scientists of the {{Pokemon}} universe unknowingly countering all of Xlestia's attempts of conquering them through subtle means.

** AdamWest! Batman curb stomping Xlestia with InsaneTrollLogic!

** The scene where Cannon!Luna and Discord are trying to figure out what has gotten into Xlestia. Special note goes to Discord drinking her experimental potion, causing ''the potted plant next him'' to turn into a very confused pegasus.

* The girls getting the idea to battle Widegoes Franchise/GhostBusters style!!!

** Justice League Batman's plan to psyche out Xlestia by constantly spying on her from outside the barrier, to remind her how screwed she is once the team’s magic experts get the barrier down.

* Much of the story in general, but particularly the Straightforward Failure [[note]] Brief FanFic universe chapters.[[/note]] and World Suggestion chapters.[[note]] Series of short stories, focusing on popular demanded worlds [[/note]]
** The scene where Cannon! Luna and Discord are trying to figure out what has gotten into Xlestia. Special note goes to Discord drinking her experimental potion, causing ''the potted plant next him'' to turn into a very confused pegasus.

* The girls getting the idea to battle Widegoes Film/GhostBusters style!!!

--> Xlestia: That was my only prototype.

* The scientist of the {{Pokemon}} universe unknowingly countering all of Xlestia's attempts of conquering them through subtle means.

** The scene where Cannon! Luna and Discord, are trying to figure out what has gotten into Xlestia. Special note goes to Discord drinking her experimental potion, causing ''the potted plant next him'' to turn into a very confused pegasus.

* The scientist of the {{Pokemon}} universe, unknowingly countering all of Xlestia's attempts of conquering them through subtle means.

* How did the [[{{Halo}} USNC]] get Xlestia to leave? By continually bombarding the barrier, so Xlestia would not be able sleep, until she left. The cherry on top? The last ship to make the run was the SS ''Ponies Go Home''.

** Justice League Batman's plan to psyche out Xlestia by constantly spying on her from outside the barrier, to remind her, how screwed she is once the team’s magic experts get the barrier down.

** The scene where Cannon! Luna and Discord, are trying to figure out what has gotten into Xlestia. Special note goes to Discord drinking her experimental potion, causing ''the potted plant next him'' to turn into a very confused pegasus.

* Much of the story in general, but particularly the Straightforward Failure [[note]] Brief FanFic universe chapters.[[/note]] and World Suggestion chapters.[[note]] Series of short stories, focusing on popular demanded worlds.[[/note]]

** AdamWest! [[TvSeries/Batman]] curb stomping Xlestia with InsanceTrollLogic!