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* "The family leaves Mark "[[Film/HomeAlone home alone]]" for the night, except this is 1964, so the Wet Bandits are just gonna break in and shoot him."
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* "The family leaves Mark "[[Film/HomeAlone home alone]]" for the night, except this is 1964, so the Wet Bandits are just gonna break in and shoot him."
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* Commenting on the giant on the poster:
-->'''Snob:''' I sure hope [[Franchise/{{Popeye}} Bluto]] is at least good in this film.
-->'''Snob:''' I sure hope [[Franchise/{{Popeye}} Bluto]] is at least good in this film.
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* All the jokes about Mark's father being impotent and unable to satisfy his wife:
-->'''Snob:''' Dad's not used to there being such a long hard piece of wood in the house.
-->'''Snob:''' Dad's not used to there being such a long hard piece of wood in the house.
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* When the film shows a [[OverlyLongGag drawn out]] scene of Mark's father failing multiple times to get his lawnmower started:
-->'''Snob:''' Come on, dad. Treat it like your malfunctioning penis. Pour a bottle of scotch in it.
-->(''after two attempts'') Christ, is the mower not working? [[SarcasmMode I haven't gotten the point yet.]]
-->(''after two more attempts'') Stop tempting me to make another malfunctioning penis joke!
-->(''another attempt'') This movie is [[{{Padding}} padding]] itself out to an hour by showing the frustrations of a Sunday afternoon.
* The narrator from Film/FunInBalloonLand is edited in over a shot of a decorated town street:
-->'''Snob:''' Just what this movie needs, a weird Christmas parade.
-->(''narrator starts speaking about the horse balloon'')
-->Cut that shit out! I will never have fun in Balloonland!
-->'''Snob:''' Come on, dad. Treat it like your malfunctioning penis. Pour a bottle of scotch in it.
-->(''after two attempts'') Christ, is the mower not working? [[SarcasmMode I haven't gotten the point yet.]]
-->(''after two more attempts'') Stop tempting me to make another malfunctioning penis joke!
-->(''another attempt'') This movie is [[{{Padding}} padding]] itself out to an hour by showing the frustrations of a Sunday afternoon.
* The narrator from Film/FunInBalloonLand is edited in over a shot of a decorated town street:
-->'''Snob:''' Just what this movie needs, a weird Christmas parade.
-->(''narrator starts speaking about the horse balloon'')
-->Cut that shit out! I will never have fun in Balloonland!
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* "The family leaves Mark "[[Film/HomeAlone home alone]]" for the night, except this is 1964, so the Wet Bandits are just gonna break in and shoot him."
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* Snob's answers to all the questions on the back of the movie box.
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* Snob's answers to all the "Parent's Guide For Family Discussion" questions on the back of the movie box.
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* Snob's answers to all the questions on the back of the movie box.
** ''When someone wrongs you, does it take more courage to fight or to find another way to solve differences?''
-->'''Snob:''' Yes, FIGHT! Kick the kid's ass!
** ''Does doing the right thing always bring immediate results we can see?''
-->'''Snob:''' Um, I'd prefer you NOT see me get a blow job for my good deeds.
** ''When people don't like themselves, how do they usually treat others?''
-->'''Snob:''' By trolling other people on the Internet and calling them a beta cuck!
** ''Why did Scott give Pete his bike?''
-->'''Snob:''' Because he's a sucker!
** ''What does "unconditional love" mean?''
-->'''Snob:''' ''[chuckles]'' Deep. Anal.
** ''When someone wrongs you, does it take more courage to fight or to find another way to solve differences?''
-->'''Snob:''' Yes, FIGHT! Kick the kid's ass!
** ''Does doing the right thing always bring immediate results we can see?''
-->'''Snob:''' Um, I'd prefer you NOT see me get a blow job for my good deeds.
** ''When people don't like themselves, how do they usually treat others?''
-->'''Snob:''' By trolling other people on the Internet and calling them a beta cuck!
** ''Why did Scott give Pete his bike?''
-->'''Snob:''' Because he's a sucker!
** ''What does "unconditional love" mean?''
-->'''Snob:''' ''[chuckles]'' Deep. Anal.
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--> ''The Oogieloves is the brainchild of a '''''fucking idiot'''''...''
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--> ''The Oogieloves is the brainchild of a '''''fucking idiot'''''...''idiot'''''!''
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* This quip during the final song and dance number during Schlufy's birthday party:
-->'''Snob''': And then they sacrificed Schlufy the Pillow to their god, [[Advertising/McDonaldland The Grimace.]]
-->'''Snob''': And then they sacrificed Schlufy the Pillow to their god, [[Advertising/McDonaldland The Grimace.]]
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* Snob trying to make sense out of the ItsAWonderfulPlot, particularly [[ForWantOfANail why Daniel not being a Christian would case such differences]] ("So only Christians help people?") and how Daniel barely cares how his sister doesn't exist anymore.
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* Snob trying to make sense out of the ItsAWonderfulPlot, particularly [[ForWantOfANail why Daniel not being a Christian would case such differences]] differences ("So only Christians help people?") and how Daniel barely cares how his sister doesn't exist anymore.
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** He also comments that "You sang 'Unbreak My Heart'. What inthe ''hell'' are you doing here?!"
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** He also comments that "You sang 'Unbreak My Heart'. What inthe in the ''hell'' are you doing here?!"
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** When Bobby invites the Oogieloves to join him for a wobble:
--->'''Snob:''' Kids, if someone says: "Join me for a wobble," just buy another balloon.
--->'''Snob:''' Kids, if someone says: "Join me for a wobble," just buy another balloon.
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* "The Oogieloves is the brainchild of a '''''fucking idiot'''''!"
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* "The The Snob's reviews usually begin with a reasonably objective summary of the film's history and context, leaving the snark for afterwards. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness This film?]]:
--> ''The Oogieloves is the brainchild of a '''''fuckingidiot'''''!"idiot'''''...''
--> ''The Oogieloves is the brainchild of a '''''fucking
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* Snob's JustForPun analogy [[{{Feghoot}} at the end of the review]]:
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* Snob's JustForPun {{Pun}}-based analogy [[{{Feghoot}} at the end of the review]]:
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-->'''Snob:''' Okay, whoever sent that is an [[JustForPun ass]].
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-->'''Snob:''' Okay, whoever sent that is an [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} ass]].
